Chapter 5 – Episode 5 – Angry the Amazon Queen (1)

Before going to the house of an Asian woman named Min Eun-jung. I did a detailed investigation into how the world was going.

As a result, I realized that the common sense of the world has changed significantly since I was living and breathing as Mikhail.

‘This has become ridiculous. What the hell happened while I was dead?’

First of all, it has been exactly 22 years since I died. It was the perfect time for the age of this little body. In other words, this body was created on the day I died… I’m not sure.

The long and long years, when the rivers and mountains have changed twice, have brought about tragic changes.

The change is nothing but a change in the status of women and men.

I don’t know why… For the past 20 years, the strength and stamina of women, who were generally weaker than men, have become much stronger. As a result, men were weeded out and their social status changed.

Perhaps for this reason, it is said that women took over jobs that required a lot of power, such as police officers and firefighters, while men took office jobs that required relatively less power.

Ah! How tragic is this? For a man to become a homo who does housework. Since ancient times, it is the world’s rule that men do outside work and women do inside work.

‘Is that why I couldn’t beat the woman who works at her convenience store by force?’

It’s not because of my weak arm strength, but that woman is strong. If it’s a sad reality, it’s a reality.

In any case, thanks to this, the report rate of male rape crimes has increased dramatically, but honestly, this is not a manly part. Who’s going to report that a woman did that? Not a kid

‘But there are things more terrible than that.’

That is, the number of detestable superhumans has risen sharply.

One in a million, the rarest of them to see, gradually increased over time. Now, one in 10 people have awakened to superhuman abilities!

It is said that not only the newly born generation, but also the existing generation suddenly awakened their unique abilities. It’s crazy.

As a result, the crime rate of superhumans occurred more frequently than at the beginning of their birth, and it is said that an organization called a hero was created to prevent this…

It’s not very pleasant for me, who decided to kill all superhumans.

‘Should I revise the goal?’

Isn’t it impossible to kill all of humanity that has room for awakening? I’m not a Nazi brat like Hitler. It’s not a guy who kills just because there’s a possibility, it’s that there’s no reality and you know how to tell the difference.

‘For now, let’s get rid of that inspector who killed me and my brothers, and then go and think about it.’

As the saying goes, aim for her less, kill her first and then set the next goal. Alright, let’s stop thinking about this.

‘I’ll have to do the bad thing I decided to do in front of this woman’s house.’

A brick house built in a residential area that is neither large nor small. There is something like a flower bed or a grassy area near the gate, so it’s a very suitable environment for my insidious strategy.

‘Then…’

I put a can of tuna and a bowl of water I bought at a nearby convenience store on the flowerbed right in front of the mansion. That should be enough. I muttered to myself and activated the maximization of the senses, an ability obtained through drawing.

‘Range is about 40M.’

Maximizing the senses was a skill with a wider range than I thought. As a result of the experiment while coming here earlier, the maximum distance that the ability can reach is about one park.

If it’s this wide, when I use my ability, the opponent won’t be able to run away from the range and not be able to use the ability.

‘From now on, the sense of smell of all living creatures walking around here will be maximized dozens of times.’

Dig! I felt something invisible spreading out of me in all directions. At the same time as the ability was activated, I felt unpleasant from the stench that stung my nose.

‘Ugh…! My nose is sore. The streets of this city are secretly dirty.’

I pinched my nose, worried anew about the city’s pollution level. Let’s lean against the wall to some extent and struggle to overcome the stench. In the distance, I saw cheesy-colored creatures swarming.

“Aww.”

About 4 cats that smelled the tuna can rushed to the place where I put it. I was worried that crows or insects would come first instead of cats. Fortunately, it went the way I intended.

“Ahhh.”
“Yes, yes…”

Also, cats are cute. In my previous life, when I could afford it, I kept a few dogs in my office. Of course, not these hybrids, but those with varieties.

I raised the corner of my mouth meanly. It was because what I was going to do was too evil even for me to think.

After releasing ‘maximize sense of smell’, I increased the ratio of ‘maximize sense of hearing’ only to the residential area in front of me.

“You said your physical abilities were 100 times that of normal people, right?”

Then, the hearing is 100 times better, right? How proud he must have been that he was a little better than others… Now he will curse his outstanding physical ability.

‘It’s not long, I’ll see it in about two weeks.’

Until then, shall we collect cats diligently? I lightly stroked the fur of the cat in front of me meowing and eagerly licking the tuna can.

***

A week after Ivan’s bad plot-

“Fuck.”

Even today, Min Eun-jung had no choice but to kick off the blanket and wake up muttering her swear words. The reason is none other than her, in front of her own house.

“Aeeeee!”

It’s because of the cats who are in heat and howl loudly like crazy. Compared to the general public, her hearing ability was overwhelmingly better, and she had no choice but to accept this creepy cry more sensitively than others.

“Hey! Aren’t you quiet?!”

After opening the window and opening the window, Min Eun-jeong loudly scolds her comrade, who is also in heat. The cats who heard the shouting seemed to have had some effect and ran away.

“Whoa…”

It’s the 7th time I’ve been so angry. She walked over to the bed and put her head into her sheet and covered her ears with her pillow.

“Aeong, aeohhh, aeeh aeow!”
“Ah, ah…! These fucking kids are …! “

Resembling her own red hair and close to her hot-tempered personality, she resented it. She’s filed complaints with the community center over and over again! There was not even a little bit of her return action!

‘Fuckers, how much tax do I pay!’

How can you treat me so unfairly! Min Eun-jung’s fever rose properly.

‘If it wasn’t for that little boy, I would be able to get a good night’s sleep. Seabaal!’

Min Eun-jeong looked out of her window again. A boy was seen feeding the cheese-colored cats in the center. Did her next-door aunt say her name was Ivan?

Anyway, that little boy dared to feed the cat at will in front of his house, disturbing his sleep.

‘I can’t even sleep because there are so many incidents these days…’

As a B-class hero, Min Eun-jung, who is in charge of many villains, went to the gym and drank warm milk and got a good night’s sleep was her daily goal and the source of her well-toned body.

I, the westerner kid who interfered with that, was doing something unbearable to me.

‘I really want to scold you…’

However, if I raised my voice or threw a fist at such a small boy, my image as a hero would be damaged. Min Eun-jung, who knew this better than anyone else, could only be patient.

‘Leave that kind of thing flat and spank it until you say it was wrong… Ugh! What am I thinking!’

She shook her head vigorously. All these nonsense thoughts came about because of the Japanese adult manga I recently downloaded.

‘Why, why is it needlessly resembling the one in that manga!’

The problem was that the male protagonist in the Japanese adult comics she was recently using as a side dish for her daughters was a ‘shota’ type, so a small boy.

The male protagonist in the manga she was watching was the so-called “Osugaki,” Who constantly flirts with her heroine. It wasn’t long since I came from the West, so I didn’t know basic etiquette.

The ill-mannered little brat continued to act and make remarks to the heroine that crossed her line… In the end, the protagonist who exploded really educates the little boy with her pussy.

‘Ugh…’

Min Eun-jung looked outside the window at the boy who was touching the cat’s fur. She has golden hair reminiscent of a barley field and eyes like blue sapphires. She looked exactly like the main character of the cartoon.

She never has the ideal sexual desire to lust after a real child. But, why? When she saw the kid doing such an outrageous thing, her lower legs got wet little by little.

‘Hey, shall we start by talking? Yes, this is just a protest as the rightful owner of this house.’

Min Eun-jung justified herself and put on her loose jacket, then she hurriedly crawled out the front door. As she came out, she saw a boy squatting in front of the gate feeding the cat.

“Oooh!”
“Yes, yes. Bon appetit.”
“Aeong, aeong!”

A boy who opens a can of tuna while stroking the cat’s head. You seem to really love animals. If he hadn’t done this in front of his house. Min Eun-jung approached the boy, furrowing her eyebrows.

“Hmm.”

If it was my nature, I would have been swearing at you. However, the opponent is a small boy. I might cry if I heat up like this. Min Eun-jung thought so and coughed repeatedly.

“Why, ma’am?”
“Ah, lady…? Kid, kid! Do you know who ‘sister’ is?”

Auntie, Auntie! Where is the lady who looks like this!

Unlike my peers who have fluctuating belly fat, I managed my body with fitness and Pilates! On top of that, he works really hard on his skin care, and at the bar he has to check his ID!

Min Eun-jung was particularly sensitive to the word ajumma.

“Auntie, who is it?”
“Hmm, hmm, I think the kid keeps saying things like that without knowing the face of ‘sister’.”

Jira Min Eun-jung, who is not the brazen kind of hero who asserts her rank, felt her strangeness tickle when she revealed her identity.

“Listen. My older sister is the B-class hero ‘Amazon Queen’. Got it?”
“Amazon Queen…?”

She doesn’t look like she’s from the Amazon. Her Ivan looked at her, narrowing her eyes. Of course, when I see that he has red hair like that and has that long hair that is not typical of Asians, I wonder where he is of mixed blood.

“Aren’t you a resident here? People moved here because of my sister. Know?”
“Of course not, ma’am. If you have a stray cat near your house, it will be noisy.”
“Yes, yes noona a… Hey, wait a minute, what?”

The boy had a mischievous smile. He looked at the woman who called himself an Amazonian, and with one hand stroked her cat furiously.

“It is noisy.”
“You know that…”
“Kick-kick,”

Ivan looked at her Min Eun-jung and put her hand in her pocket. After a while, a loud sound reverberated around the area with an eeeeeng sound.

“I do not like it! No! Do not!”
“You you! What are you talking about!”

Surely, that sound is an emergency ringtone that children use when a molester-like villain appears!

If you unlock that, the police and heroes who were patrolling around will come this way. And, Min Eun-jung realized what this boy was trying to do.

“Meerong.”

However, it was too late to fix it.