Chapter 120 – Fuck Mangem

It’s a bgeum that I’ve heard a lot somewhere. If you are a fan who watched the cartoon called Pocket Monster on TV as a child, and if you have played the game that is the original of the cartoon, you cannot know the unique BGM.

No way, I tried to distance myself, but soon the light of the same wavelength as the bright light that surrounded us and Eleonora began to form a rectangular barrier like a tennis court.

And finally, a very familiar interface.

『The paladins who serve the goddess have bet on a game!』

“How are you?”

As I clicked my tongue in amazement, the SD character secretly threw the yellow mouse doll she was holding in her arms on top of the Nobel-chan doll scattered on the floor and said embarrassingly.

[I came in contact with media related to the characters drawn on popular bread these days, hehe… ]

Didn’t you see any nose plucking for the last few days? Was it because you were playing games? Is someone up to something, or did something happen?

I was having a time of doubts and worries, but who was playing games leisurely?!

It really couldn’t have been a situation that made me angry.

“Woo-boop?!”

-That guy!
– You know who he is!

“What do you know?”

Feeling even more feverish for no reason, I grabbed the back of Eleonora’s head, who was wiggling my cock, asking for her semen, and pressed it against my cock, glancing over the interface displayed by the SD character.

“Attack
Skill
Observe
Item”

Of course, it is said that it was copied a little, but it has not been a few days since I encountered it, so basically the interface of the game I copied, or even to say that I copied it, as if I was copying the structure of the rpg game in my head.

[Whoops! If you copy it completely, there will be a copyright problem, so I configured the interface exclusively for the zookeeper who is familiar with the zookeeper. How is it?]

There is no option to run away, but this clunky interface is definitely a screen that I am very familiar with as she said…

“With this, what can I do?”

[What the hell! Now you have to manipulate the interface to defeat those humans who are trying to create a threat to the zookeeper’s farm! In particular, considering the mental stability of the zookeeper, the 19 gold patch was not applied?]

Chew-chew-♥

From the naked Eleonora who is already sucking my cock, it’s 19 gold itself… !

Even now, this bitch who is gently shaking her ass as if she wants to see more is even enjoying the situation… !

“Oohhhhh!! By God, by God, everything!!!”
“Heart, give it! To him, Servo, he’s still there!!”

Anyway, right in front of our eyes, the image of the paladins striking their swords to break the barrier, or the orcs who were stimulated by our diligence (?) Once again outside the barrier, took advantage of the decrease in the number of paladins by two, and pressured the paladins with their numerical superiority. Began to go out.

According to Eleonora’s words, each and every one of them is equivalent to a master’s level knights per hundred, so the fact that two of them are reduced is truly a genius opportunity that should not be missed.

– Come on, let’s get out… What?!
– I’m not going out! I need to help my brothers right now!

The two paladins, who are now completely isolated from them in the open fight outside, are also in a state of not knowing what to do with the situation of the war and their completely trapped appearance.

I also tried to press the attack button first in order to grasp this interface or system in a hurry while the paladins were riding the spirit.

『Eleonora-100』

Usually, in this kind of game system, the party’s behavior is determined by the party’s leader’s behavior, or the character with the highest agility among the playable characters on the field is given priority.

Considering that Eleonora’s name came first, the latter was probably more likely.

“Rather than that, what is this 100? Level? Health? Mana?”

Normally, the current stats should be listed in the order of hp/mp, but there is no such thing. It’s just that there is only a white gauge and the number 100.

[To find out, attack first! You’re trying to attack! Since this is a tutorial, feel free to mess around with it!]

What the hell is this inconvenient system and operator?
This is a matter of life and death.

Anyway, immediately select the interface with Eleonora’s name on it and point out the paladin I want to attack, the paladin who is staring at me steadily, unlike the other guys who are still using dragons to get out of the barrier.

“Cheup… What?!”

Eleonora, who had been in the service of an emergency and was lazy and leisurely sucking my cock, suddenly opened her eyes and looked up at me.

The look of a true slave, as if seeking permission.
As I nodded her consent, Eleonora removed her mouth from her cock and bowed her head respectfully as before.

“I’ll be gone for a while. No matter how much it is the master’s order, I will be punished later for stopping the service in the middle… ♥”

Then, after kissing my cock, he immediately picked up his greatsword and, in the blink of an eye, leaped towards the paladin I pointed to as an interface.

– Sir Eleonora?! Sleep,

Kwaaaaang-!!

No matter what the paladin said

“Whoa, to die to such an obscene bitch is a shame for a paladin.”

Eleonora swayed her own breasts proudly and slashed her greatsword down at the paladin I had pointed out as if she were lashing out with her club.

The colleague, who was still messing around with the barrier, hurriedly joined in his colleague’s crisis and tried to defend it, but it was already too late,

Woo-woo-!!

Soon, a huge amount of dust proved the overwhelming violence from the opposing camp, and at the same time, a bright light emanated from the gap in all directions.

In other words, the effect you would see when a defeated pocket monster enters the Poké Ball again.

[Oh! Truly the strongest sow! To kill a paladin in one blow! Is not it? Is it natural?]

“Is that dead?”

[As I said before, this patch is applied for the mental health of the zookeeper! No matter how much you say you’re a zookeeper, you don’t want to see people just crushed and turned into bloody clots, don’t you?]

So, did you do that last time? At that time, I left it alone whether or not it was a mutilation! Of course, I didn’t look back because I knew that, but he’s really unkind in many ways.

As soon as the dust cleared, all that was visible was Eleonora, who was pouring out her love juices as she swung her sword down on the floor, and a paladin who fell helplessly in the barrier.

The one I set as the target of attack had disappeared without a trace.

“Master~!”

Eleonora seemed to be glaring at the fallen paladin for a moment, but she immediately came up to me with her breasts bobbing and hugged me. Something was strange.

Eleonora-40

Something has gone down considerably.
It was definitely 100 until just now, but the number you see now is 40.

“You can’t do this… “

[Four! It’s a balance patch I set up to prevent the zookeeper from messing around in another world!]

“Ha… Master, semen, semen, reward semen for lowly sows… ♥”

This was cost In normal games, you pay a certain amount of cost to use a skill, but in Eleonora’s case, you just did one basic attack, but you paid the cost for it.

“What kind of crazy game is this?!”

[But if you don’t do this, sir, you’re going to do something absurd, saying, ‘Uh heh heh, I’m going to go ahead and capture the slaves with Eleonora at this rate!’?]

“… “

Having said that, I have nothing more to say. Am I not a pig farm owner and a villain who conquers the world?

Even if I have to repeat this every time I fight, it’s a really clever system that I made considering my personality that I wouldn’t just conquer the world.

But no matter how much it is, what if it eats up the cost with one basic attack? It’s a shame now that the opponent is in a groggy state due to Eleonora’s blow.

If this follows the game system, isn’t this side helplessly exposed to enemy attacks?

When I protested against this, the SD character came out wearing a suit that a secretary would wear and glasses (nearly vomited) and knocked on an empty blackboard with a stick.

[Instead of the high cost, Eleonora can perform two actions per turn as a reward, and the basic attack is applied as a full attack on the opponent’s field? Look at that!]

Following the words of the SD character, I turned my eyes and found a paladin who was presumably hit by the aftermath of Eleonora’s blow just now.

[Besides, originally, that paladin also had to die, but this time it’s a tutorial, so I saved it with that teaching material! Even so, it’s a fucking game!?]

“No, it’s a goddamn game”

Who once said that life is Tallulah?
It is not enough to give a Nobel Prize right away.

“So what do you fill the cost with?”

[If you check the skill column, you will know!]

Skill?

Eleonora said she was a case of rolling around on her streets and then she was noticed by a princess and became a knight, so she really didn’t really learn anything like swordsmanship, she was told.

Since she is the world’s strongest swordsman, a single blow is already equivalent to a fatal wound. I immediately opened Eleonora’s skill window, expecting to know what skills she had.

Skills
Sow Inspection(P) Obscenity(P) Sow Pride(P) Exposure Light(P)
┗💞💞💞💞

“Aren’t they all passive skills!?”

Fuck you!

Are there any active skills? I was about to scream, but I thought about it, but first of all, the first priority was to find out the effect of the skill, so I tried pressing the sow swordsmanship (P) first.

Sow Swordsmanship (P): Eleonora the Sow consumes 60 of the semen in her body to give the opposing faction the Grand Master’s crushing sword of destruction!

Additional effect: If you are attacked during sex, you will counterattack by consuming 10 semen!

Perverted (P): Eleonora, like a perverted depraved heroine, can engage in sexual acts wherever she is! She Replenishes 30 Semen From The Zookeeper Through Sex!

Pride of the Sow (P): A corrupt knight, a knight is a knight even though he is a sow knight! Immune to crowd control and status ailments from enemies!

Exposure Light (P): Like a horny slut who lashes out at her cunt while exposing her naked body anywhere on her body, she uses her own lewd body to draw the attention of her enemies to her own cunt. Make it!

There really is no such thing as a spectacle.
But aside from that, there’s one thing I’m really curious about…

“Why is there no health gauge?”

[Yes? Should I put that in too? I didn’t include it because I thought it wouldn’t fit anyway? There’s no way the trainer will be attacked in the first place!]

Rather, the SD character who opens both eyes wide as if asking me what he is talking about.

[In the first place, even master swordsmen run away from that sow with one blow, so there is no existence in the world that can defeat this sow with a sword? As I said before, this is a system that prevents the breeder from playing in this world with the sow at the forefront, isn’t it a system that is really meant to be played? You keep forgetting your duty, but you are a zookeeper, not an adventurer or a hunter!]

Ah.

Well, if I really thought it was going to flow like a game, even now the paladin stretched out like that wouldn’t be able to move to help my comrade’s threat.

Even in this kind of game, when an ally is attacked, how can you not interfere when you are attacked, whether you heal or do something?

When defending, just doing what you want is definitely a manggame.

Even I can only attack after a turn, but they don’t seem to have that concept.

You can defend either side or this side as you like, but this side has to attack while watching the turn.

If this isn’t a joke, what does it mean?

“Ah… Master, please give me semen, reward semen. Semen to Eleonora, this traitorous sow who cut down her former comrade today… ♥”

But anyway, Eleonora was already pushing her bouncy cunt as hard as she could with both her hands, demanding me to take her cock.

[Ruler! Sows say they can’t attack if they don’t have semen? Go ahead and feed that sow some semen, either in her asshole or not!]

Having said that, what can I do?

“Eleonora”
“Yes! Your master! Mouth or asshole?! Or see? The womb is already warmed up and ready to receive your cock!”
“Get on. Show me that sow’s swordsmanship or what it is.”