Chapter 170 – The Boar’s Outing (6)

“Woo-wook… I’m still crying… “
“I-I’m sorry! Unknowingly, I was excited… !”

I had no choice but to faithfully carry out the role of navigation until I finally arrived at my destination after wandering around the streets with Urga carrying a wooden horse that I couldn’t even sell to my sister.

“Originally, I was going to go to a big cafe, but there were too many people looking at me… “
“Hey, would you like to touch my chest?”
“You can’t say things like that carelessly here… “
“… While you’re talking like that, can you answer me why your hands are wriggling?”

Walking into a famous franchise cafe on that boulevard with people’s eyes on it was practically no different than asking me to pay attention.

Changed the destination urgently from the large cafe I originally intended to go to,

It wasn’t until after walking through the back alleys of the city with Urga and entering this secluded cafe that there were not too many people, that the hellish race could be put to an end.

“Next time, at least say something in advance… “

Woo-woo-! Woo-woo-!

“Hick?!”

When the vibrating bell that suddenly informed that a drink had been served began to tremble on the table,

Sister Urga, who was sticking out her chest as if telling me to touch it, was really surprised and stepped back with the momentum to smash the back of the chair.

“It’s just a notification device, why are you so scared?”
“Who, who was scared! Are you okay?! It was because he was surprised when he suddenly reached out to my chest!”

He speaks well while dragging the chair to the point where he probably would have collapsed if there hadn’t been a wall behind him.

On the topic of blushing as if even the person who is speaking now knows what a ridiculous excuse this is.

“Anyway! Did your sister do something wrong this time?”
“Hey, what did I do wrong! I did nothing wrong!”
“… “

I won’t say a word

Was it too embarrassing to be scared of the vibrating bell?

I told Urga, who was snoring awkwardly, to wait for a while, and then went over to the counter to get the drink I ordered.

With my daughter

My face got hot for no reason at the sight of the clerk giving me an awkward smile while greeting customers who had just opened the store and welcomed them in.

“What is that?”
“This is the lemonade I ordered and this is the coffee my sister ordered.”
“Coffee? What is that, I just… Black tea? I thought it was like that”
“… I didn’t.”
“Lie!!”

Lie is right In fact, there was a category that was clearly classified as TEA on the menu board, but I was disgusted that I had to ride a wooden horse for no reason, so I just ordered the most acceptable Americano.

That’s also because the steam is swirling.

“And people here actually drink more of this coffee than tea.”
“That’s not a lie again… “
“Is that intelligible?”

How can you know which is a lie and which is true?
Sister Urga, who obediently accepted the coffee as given, snorted as she stretched out her voluptuous breasts as soon as I finished my words.

“I can know everything! What I don’t know about our self is where it is… “
“Hmm… Oh, and it’s hot, so drink it slowly.”
“Oh hot?!”
“… “

Did you think I would just give you an answer? Sister Urga, who had once again smiled awkwardly by herself and drank the coffee at once, screamed.

I also half expected this, so Urga handed her a lemonade with floating ice.

“Chew! What is this, why is this cold?”
“I ordered something cold, so it must be cold, right? To begin with, my sister is Coffee and I am Ade.”
“… What else is that Anyway, this is confiscated!”
“To?”

Is there such an atrocity!

I hurriedly tried to retrieve the lemonade that Urga-sister had been sucking on, but in that short time, my sister, who had already sucked half of it, giggled and took the coffee back.

“Is this much more poetic than that? It just pops out like that, but mine just writes.”
“The fruit called lemon is originally very sour. Shall I buy you one when you go shopping later?”
“Really?!”

Urga sips another cup of coffee as if she is excited just thinking about going to the grocery store.

Of course, it was quite worth watching the expressions rot in real time.

“Ugh, why are you writing this like this? Isn’t it bad?”
“Originally, I use tea and coffee a little. They say they eat it with incense, but I don’t know that well, so I ordered this.”

Then, as we sipped the lemonade right in front of us, Urga glared at the coffee while gritting her teeth.

It’s like my heart, I’m dying to take mine again

He was drinking coffee very rhythmically, sucking once and then twice, probably thinking that he couldn’t ruin his “Leisurely life as a civilized person” By just using it.

“Did you put something in it? Syrup or sugar.”
“Syrup? I know roughly what sugar is, but what is syrup?”
“It’s something you add to your coffee, um… I’m not sure what to call this, but you can just see it as similar to sugar.”
“Really~?”

So you can put something sweet like honey in it?

Urga put down her coffee and quietly crossed her arms and raised her chest. Then, he glances down at the table and starts giggling.

No way!

I immediately got up from my seat to avoid Urga, who was smiling like a cat, and I immediately left the table and asked the clerk at the counter where the toilet was.

“What! Where?!”
“To the bathroom”
“Eight! Don’t run away!! Cowardly!!”
“I’ll be back soon, so are you here for a minute?”

Our babe, provide fresh semen to this Urga-sama!

Of course, I didn’t say that, but just as Urga distinguished between my lies and my lies.

I, who had lived with the incarnation of lust called Eleonora, could also read a beast of prey seeking color in her eyes.

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“Chi, I really went.”

Urga, who lightly fed potatoes in his fists to Shin Seon-dong, who was giggling at her from behind the mirror, despite her sad (?) Request, sipped the coffee in front of her while leaning back on the backrest.

At first, I even screamed because it was hot, but now I can tell if I touch it with my hand, but should I say lukewarm is moderately warm?

A sip of coffee went down Urga’s throat.

‘… Write’

Is this coffee a drink that gets more bitter when it cools down?
Judging from what Shinseon-dong said earlier, I feel the scent, it’s Nabal.

It doesn’t seem to be much different from drinking tea.

“… Write”

Tried to sip a few more times, but still wrote.

The more I drink, the more I feel like I don’t know why I drink this, but I can’t help but be the worst drink.

It was only natural for her eyes to turn to the lemonade that was placed on the empty seat.

In particular, a drop of lemonade dripped from the end of the straw that had been bitten in his mouth until just a moment ago, and his mouth watered.

As the saying goes, sweet salty sweet salty, wouldn’t it make sense to eat something sweet if you eat something bitter!

Anyway that’s it!

Urga peeked out the window and stretched out his hand for the lemonade.

But at that moment

Drooling-

“?”

Urga, who was about to suck up his lemonade right away when the man in the suit who had come in when Shin Sun-dong went to get a drink earlier stood up, looked at the man who could see only his eyes through his sunglasses and spat out.

-Hey, maybe…
“What, I’ve been flirting like a dick since before.”

The man in the suit seemed to hesitate, but he immediately took out a business card from the inside of his suit.

-Ah, haha… I am working in the harmful tide water treatment team at City Hall…
“I don’t know who you are and I don’t care, so get out of here”

‘Harmful tide… Did you say it’s a place to get rid of goblins or something like that?’

Apparently, he seems like the hunter Shinseon-dong told you about, but Urga’s interest in him ends here.

The man in the suit is talking hard to himself, but Urga’s nerves are already focused on the lemonade that Shinseon-dong left behind.

Alone, he was passionately fussing about what position he was in, where he was, and what he was doing.

The man in a suit seemed to listen to Urga’s appearance, and the moment Urga finally took a big sip,

He coughed as if he was aiming for it.

“… Can’t you understand me?”
-Keuheum, please don’t misunderstand and listen. I didn’t come here for that purpose, but this time, our city is trying to recruit new talented hunters to the Harmful Birds Disposal Unit…

It’s a lie.

‘If you are going to offer me a recruitment offer and make fun of me, should I calm down your heart?’

Each person who tells lies has different characteristics, but the representative sign could be an irregularly beating heart while spitting out words.

‘And even now, while saying only swanky words about recruiting, all the bastard’s eyes are on my chest, do you think you wouldn’t know that?’

Even if others don’t know, would you spout such a blatant lie in front of Urga, a female warrior and hunter in the cold?

Even now, if you listen to what this author is saying, he is talking as if he just met you here by chance.

Urga, this impudent human being, before he even rode a wooden horse to Shinseon-dong,

He knew he had been following them all the way from the crosswalk where he had hugged him.

Yes, she knew it all from the beginning.

Urga thought about what to do with this man who was still making noise next to him, and as if he had a good idea, he lightly put the lemonade in his hand down on the table.

Do you think that your sincerity has finally shone?

The man in her suit slightly distanced herself from her, assuming that the sight of Urga staring at her made her begin to be somewhat interested in her own story.

-So, in case of an unexpected situation, maybe I can get a little bit of the person’s contact information…
“If you’re going to mess around, go somewhere else. I’m a bitch with a husband.”
-Yes?

The lofty gray wolf spat out at the man in a very cold tone, as if he wanted to recreate the coldness of the place where he had lived.

“You know I don’t know? Like this and that, just stick your tongue out and say it openly. I wanted to eat it, so why did I keep peeping at this side from a while ago? Can’t you just put a plate on it?”
-Yes? No, that’s it

A confused man, that’s right.
He came with a black heart to himself, but the female he was aiming for is actually a body that already has a male.

How embarrassing would you be?
Urga laughed at the man inwardly and thought.

Now, what do we do?

Still, will they try to take me away because they are males, or will they just roll up their tails and withdraw?

Of course, he would never open his crotch to another male, but he was frankly very offended.

He must have clearly seen himself sticking to Shinseon-dong and making acts of affection,

He even said that he was a bitch with a husband.
How could you be so brazen and try to seduce a female owner?

He even thought of killing him, but Urga quickly erased those evil thoughts from his mind as he thought of his male.

“Well, that’s fine. As a matter of fact, a male should be able to steal and take the female he is aiming for. Wouldn’t that be a male?”

Then Urga proudly crosses her arms and gathers her breasts together.

It wasn’t just to provoke.

At the time of the conversation with Shin Seon-dong earlier, the moment when this man who acted as if nothing was wrong showed a disheveled appearance was when he was supporting his chest like this.

I already knew everything, so I meant to tell you what you really mean.

By the way, there was also an intention to feel the smell of his body that still remained in his chest while doing lewd things in his clothing store earlier.

However, despite Urga’s efforts,

The man said, as if he was confident that he was working for a government agency unlike ordinary ordinary people like Shinseon-dong.

-Keuheum, yes, yes! To be honest, the moment I saw you, it was love at first sight!
“Oh?”

You know what it feels like
He said he did just that when he saw the male he is now in the bathroom.

That he fell in love at first sight.

When Urga gestured as if to continue, the man whose name I don’t remember continued as if he was just going to do everything he wanted to say.

– And I thought it was a waste
“Such a waste?”
-Yes, I’m sorry to say this, but honestly, to think that someone as beautiful as you is with a guy like that.
“Whether you’re better than my husband or not, we’ll find out later. So what, would you take me away? Is that so? If so, tell me right away.

Oh, by the way, think carefully and tell me? It’s a matter of asking whether you can afford or not.

As Urga finished his words, he gently released her hand that was holding his chest, and the man in a suit froze on the spot at the sight of Urga’s healthy forearm hidden by Urga’s chest and an unusual sense of intimidation.

At the same time he noticed that he couldn’t overcome the excitement of the moment that he should have been able to ride the line well.

He was crushed by the pressure pouring down on him.

“Say. I don’t really like taking it off, so even when we had sex with him, he wouldn’t let go of his back until he wrapped it around my pussy. I’ll say it again, I don’t like subtracting.”
-That’s that…

Yeah, it won’t be easy to answer
Where are you trying to stick your dick in a female with a male?

Of course, it was because Urga, who was so direct and openly displeased with him, noticed that he had made a mistake, but he was firm.

Urga, who had lived his whole life like this, thought he was just trembling from being hit by himself.

Did 10 seconds pass like that?

Urga let out a small sigh and slowly reached out his hand for the sunglasses on his face as he saw the pitiful male figure calling out for himself a deadly drug.
And, angry-!

“Hey bastard, I’m asking, don’t answer!!!”
-Hee, heeeeeiik?!

At the same time as she threw off her sunglasses, Urga grabbed the man by the collar like a thunderbolt and threatened him.
The ferocious eyes and sharp teeth that had been covered up until now were literally the roar of a lofty beast.

The transparent window, intended to appeal to visitors after looking around once, was shivering from the untimely cold north wind.

In fact, it would not be an exaggeration to say that everything except the chair and table where a female warrior was sitting expressed their fears in different ways.

The things are also embarrassing, but how can you be fine if you are a guy who faced this kind of momentum head on?

Urga immediately rolled his eyes and shoved the fainting man to the ground, then put on his sunglasses again and let out a loud snort.

“Bastard, I said, can you handle it? Do you want to poke your cock into a pussy that doesn’t fit in just because it looks like it’s a bit old?”

After pushing the completely unconscious man with his feet as if he was obstructing traffic,

Urga, who walked out of the cafe after passing by the counter where the shivering employees were shaking, seemed to be angry.

Once, he looked at the guy he had passed out through the window of the cafe, and then he mumbled while following the smell of Sinseon-dong.

“I can’t bear to eat myself right now!”