Chapter 265 – The Way Home
“Hey, hey, no more, no more… My, my asshole won’t close anymore… Even though she is a saint, she gets tired of defecating in a mess… Stupid ass hole… “
“It’s not cheap, so what are you doing?”
“Hey!”
Leaving behind Violet, who was exhausted as she ran a waterfall of milky white instead of liquid through the valley of my own hips, I came out of the piglet pen.
[Um… Uh? Why are you outside?]
“Did you wake up?”
[?]
The SD character tilts his head as if he doesn’t understand what I’m saying.
By the look of it, maybe I didn’t see anything about what just happened.
[Wait for a sec! What the heck happened! Uh huh What is this memory for? Delusion?]
The SD character tilted her pink hair and asked me over and over again to see if I was replaying the image of Violet wailing obscenely while rummaging through the files in my head.
I spoke while ignoring the words of the SD character with the mindset that it would be enough if I didn’t see it.
“Hey.”
[Yes?]
“For the time being, can you make my cock smaller like today when I’m training Violet?”
[That’s right, there’s no problem… Why? Ho, by any chance did you hear the saintess berate over there saying, ‘You can’t satisfy me with a cock this small, you boar!’?!]
“?”
I was well aware of the fact that he always said nonsense, but I wondered if it was because he had just come to his senses. I wondered if I had heard something. I started to get even more upset.
[No! I’ll respect the zookeeper’s taste, but it’s better for the zookeeper to scold, hit, and train! It’s my preference to be sold like me… Oh!?]
“… “
For a moment, an awkward silence continued between me and the guy.
As if I understood everything, Donald Duck smiled and pulled up his mouth, which had been sticking out like a duck’s snout, to his ears. The SD character, who was uncharacteristically blushing, screamed “Kyaaaaa,” And soon the doll with “Nobel-chan” On it’s cheeks patted. Started beating.
[I-forget it! Forget everything! If you don’t forget, very, yo, yo, like a doll… !]
“Okay, so stop harassing the doll and listen to my orders, you sneaky bitch”
[Heh, heh heh… ♥]
It’s different, really
After twisting my body like that for a while, the SD character asked me about the details of my order (?), Perhaps feeling that it was time to return to my job rather than self-interest.
[Is it okay to reduce the penis only when alone with a saintess?]
“Precisely, when Violet tries to touch my cock, she shrinks down to the same size as today.”
[Yes!]
That’s how I knew the insidious nature of the SD character. At that time, I was thinking about the direction of teaching assistants in the future.
Sasasa-
[Uh?]
“A rat?”
The SD character looked at the feed container the mouse was heading towards, to be exact, at the empty doghouse next to it, and asked me.
[Isn’t there a guard dog with three heads over there?]
“There was. But these days I can’t see him.”
I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been alone for a long time, but since Urga came here with his wolf, I thought he was secretly courting my sister’s gray wolf.
When I went later, the two of us were walking around the place where we lived together and playing love games.
But lately, it doesn’t seem to come to my house at all.
Due to the nature of wolves digging burrows and raising cubs with my partner, I can only vaguely guess that they are probably digging burrows somewhere in the hills behind our farm and biting and biting each other.
“I’m glad that Dung Chi seems to have found a good mate, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like more rats.”
[Then two or three cats! Why would you keep a dog… ]
“The dog was put there to drive away wild boars. The sows smell so well that they sometimes come down from the mountain, so I tried to drive them away with the smell of dogs.”
Besides, having been badly beaten by a cat once, I don’t want to have a cat again. It was a moment when I missed the time when the three-headed Cerberus caught and ate mice with his own snake’s tail.
[Have you ever been beaten by a cat? The zookeeper isn’t particularly afraid of cats for that kind of thing?]
But since he doesn’t say anything properly, did he even start to wonder about it?
An SD character with cat ears and a tail on his head and buttocks.
I don’t know if I did it because I thought I would be scared or if it was just to make fun of me, but to be clear, I’m not afraid of cats.
I’m just looking at it as the equivalent of a rat.
[Why? You’re so cute, nyan-nyang!]
“Can you call a harmful tide that harms the farm cute?”
[Yes?]
In common sense, that is the correct response. If you subtract the image of the hair wheel that pops out all over the place these days, the cat known to the public has a strong image of a natural enemy of mice, a grateful and cute predator that catches and eats mice.
On the farm… No, on our farm, cats are more than mice, no less than harmful assistants.
“You know, cats catch and eat mice, right?”
[Yes]
There are several reasons why cats catch mice well, such as the fact that a parasite whose final host is a cat induces its intermediate host, a mouse, to be eaten by the cat.
In any case, it could be said that a cat is a beast that mainly hunts rodents such as mice.
“My father initially brought in some cats based on these things to catch the rats who had been stealing the farm’s feed. What… It worked.”
[Sure! Look at this, how cute!]
“These things worked until they got their hands on the pups.”
[Eh?]
It was so simple and natural.
These beasts, called cats, look cute on the outside, but in reality they are savage hunters who kill small birds such as chicks on the road.
I even confirmed with my own eyes that such hunters can easily hunt without much effort, and that there are soft flesh that makes the stomach burst every time they hunt.
Would you dare to put all your strength into killing and eating a rat?
In the end, it didn’t take long for the molars, who were brought in to hunt rats, to avoid their father’s eyes and hunt the piglets of the farrower.
[But I heard you secretly hunted? How… ]
“These crossed the line. They were caught eating the offspring they hunted in front of their father’s eyes.”
Now, he is very old, but at the time, he was active enough to easily throw out even one person.
In the end, some of them were taken to the other world by their father’s club, and the rest of them wandered around, unable to forget the taste of meat. In the end, the cat issue ended when the father brought a big dog and left it to guard.
[Then, is that why you brought the dog that was here?]
“No, as time passed, the cats didn’t come, so there was no need for two, but my father brought them from somewhere. Even if you pretend not to, the vacancy must have been quite large.”
For your information, the current Tongchi is a three-generation Tongchi, which is a historic name in its own way, with the first generation brought by the father, the second generation, and the owner of this empty doghouse.
It could be said that it is the same as the title symbolizing the guard dog of our farm.
Speaking of a certain ninja manga, it’s like the 1st Hokage and 2nd Hokage.
In any case, it was a guard dog loyal to my dad and me, so it was a trustworthy guard dog that wouldn’t even think about going out around this farm even if I let go of the leash.
Such loyalty was blown away like a piece of paper in the face of love and the desire to procreate.
I also glanced at the pig pen where Violet and Christia were confined, feeling that my motivation to train Violet and Christia, who were serving the goddess with strength, as sows grew rapidly after seeing these shits.
[That’s right! Please take it away! Because you made that saintess and the white pig the breeder’s sows!]
“Hehe, that’s of course,”
Bass Rock!
“… But didn’t I just fill this bowl with feed?”
[I don’t know! I couldn’t see properly because I was screwing these cat-tailed anal beads… Ah?!]
“… “
Only Nobel-chan’s cheek was kicked with excitement by the SD character whose face was blushing with shame. In the end, I also had a vague memory, so I filled the food container with rice again and started to leave work just in time for the sun to pass over Seosan.
“Maybe I’m on my way to work to get off work”
[Well, I know that feeling!]
Nothing much happened today
Instead of Nobel-chan, who is now in tatters, let’s go down the slope while chatting with the SD character holding a doll with the word ‘Pia’ on it.
“I’m excited, I’m excited..!”
“Whoa… “
Soon my resting place, along with the yard that indicates that I have come to my house, from there
“No, this isn’t it. Ah, master! Have you been?”
I let out a deep sigh at the appearance of Eleonora, still naked without a single piece of clothing, shoving the handle of a greatsword into her butthole and swinging her sword back and forth while shaking her hips.