Chapter 4 – Combination of Pigs With Care

Yeah, what was I expecting from a guy who kidnaps a person who was traveling intact in the first place?

As I grabbed my throbbing head while looking at the status window, which made me dizzy just by looking at it, a new phrase came to my mind.

[Ohhh! Again and again! This is the female I brought! Anyone can see that this is what the zookeeper asked him to eat himself! Are you the lucky one? Now, no more delay, that cheeky sow… !]

I’m busy doing my best, but why is this guy getting more excited? A message pops up with an SD character snorting wildly as if he were a neighborhood man, throwing away the polite office worker’s tone of voice.

“I’m asking you to eat it! Rather, like you said, what am I, a weak person, eating and eating!”

[Ehh?! You’re not eating it?! Ho, are you a goza! It’s not that you couldn’t use it even if you actually had it, but you couldn’t use it from the beginning?!]

“No!”

Let’s see this, so who are you calling a eunuch? However, it was good that I screamed, but at the same time, the eyes of the female knight who were glaring at me became even stronger.

“… Do you see this status window, too?”

[No! It can’t be! On the subject of pigs, where to peek into the owner’s private life! Of course you can’t see it! To that sow, the keeper will look like a madman pointing his finger in the air and screaming alone!]

Wouldn’t it have been better to say that first?

Even now, ‘Are you kidding me? You know if you twist it, right?’ I raised an arrow and quickly erased the message window pointing to the female knight, then opened the cage door and approached the female knight.

“Oops! Whoops!”
“Ugh… “

A sense of tension that cannot be compared to facing a wild boar sleeping in a reed forest in the mountains. The closer I got, the worse it got. Maybe it’s because even though it’s a girl who is helplessly rolling on the floor, she’s the same person as me.

Even a 27-year-old mother-of-pearl lays her hand on a beauty who is worthy of being an actress. His virginal temperament is not going anywhere, and he has a new onset of tremor.

In the end, her gag fell out of her horn a few steps away from her.
What if I had to touch her to get her gagged off… The moment you do it.

[Then change your mind and make that sow a sow… Ah, wouldn’t it be nice if you approached that female female pig thinking that she was a sow?]

“Uh? What kind of crazy is that? To think of it as a sow.”

[Self-hypnosis, self-hypnosis! Now that the breeder sees this sow as a human being, her Ada temperament subconsciously denies contact with this sow!]

Normally, I would have to yell out loud not to be funny.

“It makes more sense than you think.”

[Yes?!]

“Oops! Oops!”

It sounds crazy, but looking at what happened today, it’s even harder for me to come to my senses. Suddenly, the farm was burned down, and suddenly a knight from another world was summoned.

It’s still hard to believe, but since I’ve already decided to check the authenticity of the words with my own two eyes, I had no choice to avoid or run away from what was happening in front of me.

And…
I’ve never met a woman, I’ve never met a sow

… It’s a little wordy, but if it’s a sow, I’ve touched all the breeds from the young to the sow.

“… “
“Oops!”

The female knight seemed to have a lot to say when she suddenly saw me talking crazy in front of me, but even for that, I had to take off the gag, and it was a necessary process to do so, so after taking a few deep breaths, I closed my eyes.

Sow…
The woman living here in front of me is not a human, but a female pig… !

I hate to think of it this way, but it’s for conversation. It’s the way to a healthy conversation and a future well-being, so let’s treat it as a sow for now because I’ll apologize properly for now, later when it’s all over.

“This is a pig… It’s a pig… “
“Ooh ooh!! Wooooo!!”

As if to stop laughing at my words, this sound of a rattlesnake is also the sound of a sow crying. It’s the sound of a sow crying at the sight of me, the breeder… ! If it’s a sow, I have no reason to be afraid.

It’s a pig
Pig…

Let’s open our eyes after finishing self-hypnosis under the guise of meditation

“Look at how the tremor stops just because you changed your fucking mind once”

[The effect is certain!]

I was already extending my hand toward the female knight. Endless murderous intentions pouring out from a sow called Grand Master, a sow that can tear me to pieces with just one gesture, a sow that has risen to the point where it can kill people just by living.

But it’s a sow.
You can touch the sow. A female pig is not scary.

If sow…

“Stay still, bitch… “

Jab-!

“Oooh?!”

I can beat this disgusting sow on the butt that keeps trying to run away from my hand like this. Is it embarrassing for me to stab myself with my hands regardless of my threatening appearance?

Of course, that’s also true, even just a moment ago, I, who was trembling while looking at myself, suddenly approached me without hesitation and even hit my butt.

Looking at it earlier, a female knight in a certain kingdom said that she was also the leader of the knights, but where did you experience something like this?

[Something seems similar to the process of domesticating a dog, right?]

“Dogs and pigs are both animals.”
“Oops… Oops… ?!”

The sow began to wriggle her eyes stupidly as I slapped her on the butt, not intimidating or disrespectful. Then, take advantage of that time to quickly reach behind the sow’s head and release the gag (actually, it’s a cheek gag).

A cheek gag with a leather strap came out of my hand, and at the same time the female knight let out the breath she had been holding and shouted.

“I don’t know what kind of trick you did, but release my body immediately! How dare you give me this shame… ! I will cut you with a single knife You evil sorcerer!”
“Wizard?”

[From the point of view of this sow, she was walking around fine and was beaten without knowing what happened, so of course she thinks the owner, the breeder, is a wizard.]

“What are you muttering to yourself! Didn’t I tell you to solve it right away!”

– Kwyiyiyiik?!
– Kweeeee

The pigs started to run wild because of Eleonora’s work and the vicious murder that was mixed in her. Some of the weak guys have already passed out foaming at the mouth, and now our pigs, where this sow is located, are also making a fuss to get them out.

“Okay, first of all… “
“Can’t you hear what I’m saying! Didn’t I tell you to solve it right away! If you want to die in my mercy… Town?!”
“See… The teeth aren’t that sharp… Did you evolve well or did you not get wisdom teeth? Or are they just like the grand masters in the novel? You don’t get sick well, so you don’t have cavities or anything like that?”

Suddenly, the sow shakes her head and shakes off my hand at the sight of me grabbing her head and opening her mouth to check every nook and cranny.

“W-what are you doing! You rude bastard! How dare you open your mouth… And, how dare you put your hands on my body?!”

Are you talking about the spanking? The message window also carefully asked me if I had any questions about that.

[By the way, since this sow is a sow, can I still beat the pigs like that? It’s a product!]

“It wasn’t even a hit. Can’t you say that when you see the people over there driving the pigs in the truck when the pigs are being shipped?”

Pigs are not fools, so when they see something like a truck, they instinctively want to hit it, or they don’t want to leave the pen, so some workers hold a battery behind them and shake the pig’s butt to ensure smooth shipment.

I give up thinking that the surprised pig will go forward, but what if it still doesn’t go?
It’s a soccer kick in the ass that day.

…Actually, it also eased the soccer kick.

“What do you keep talking about to yourself! Didn’t I tell you to solve it right away!”

[So, what are you going to do with this sow? As I said before, returns are not possible. But what if you don’t become a teaching assistant… You know?]

A message window asking if you are ready.
I’m not sure if it’s on my side or not, but I can’t avoid it.

“To train or die, that is the question.”
“Are you going to teach me? You… Now I see that you are a slave trader! I guess I just jumped into a job that didn’t fit my budget because I was blinded by the goods… Me right now”
“No, like a slave trader. Look around you, your comrades.”
“What? There are only pigs all around… Yes, no, no, no, no!”

Knowing what I meant, Eleonora came shouting indignantly, but whether it was because she had captured her heart or whether this was her nature, she was no longer afraid.

“I don’t want it, and neither do you, but if you follow me well, I’ll make you a pet pig, so let’s do something good.”
“Tweet!”
“What?!”

In an instant, with the sound of spitting something and the sensation of something damp touching my eyes, Eleonora, who had blinked her eyes open to release the chain, lifted the greatsword standing next to us.

“What?!”
“I will cut it up into pieces and feed them to your pigs…” !”

I couldn’t open my eyes, but I could tell. That this sow is trying to kill me. But at that moment, when I was in danger of dying, the world seemed slow, or it is common to say that I go through a kaleidoscope, but the moment I thought that I might be going through that too.

[Would you like to enshrine Eleonora into that cage? (※ It is possible to join other cages in the future!) [YES/NO]]

There was no time to worry.