My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

Chapter 151

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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Chapter 151 – Episode 151 – [40th Floor Gate Exam] If You Let Your Guard Down, Your Balls Will Be Shattered.

* Episode 151 – [40th floor gateway test] If you let your guard down, your balls will be shattered

My attack was successful, and the gate became quiet for a moment.

Blood filled the floor.

When I relaxed, thinking I would have died if this were the case, a chill suddenly hit me and grabbed the back of my neck.

Moment.

… Kkujik!

“Ughhhhh~!?”

One knee bent as I felt the sudden sensation of my balls being crushed.

I wondered what the fuck was going on, and looked behind Natalia to see if she had been attacked.

“Jesher hanihyah! Siheomi, knajuagaeo~!”

(Sorry! I thought the exam was over!)

So she inadvertently put her right heel down.

Fuck.

‘Ugh! Ah, my balls! I’m really going crazy!’

From Natalia’s point of view, she just stood there for a short time, just for a moment.

That alone is this much pain.

I was sweating profusely, and I was very irritated.

‘If she stepped on it for a moment, and it’s this bad, what would have happened if she had been whipped?’

I’m sure I would have won with the eye beam, but the discomfort didn’t go away.

It upset me that the gate wasn’t cleared yet

I wanted to quickly go back and take a shower, but that damn monster stood up in a puddle of blood without even noticing it.

[‘Gumiho’ stands up again!]

“You’re rotten!!!!!! I’ll never, ever! Furthermore, I’ll rip you to pieces and kill you!!!!!!”

The beast that had lost its composure bared its teeth and roared.

‘Ana. How are you going to survive when you just died of blood loss?’

I looked at the cut tail.

The tails that were pouring out blood were tangled together and tied into a knot, blocking the blood from flowing out any further.

When those many tails got tangled together and looked like a hairball thrown up by a cat, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

“Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!!!!!! I forgave the other challengers to the point where they made a fuss, but ahhhhh!!!!! I will rip you to death!!!!!!”

This time, he ran slowly, probably because he couldn’t bear it when he was laughed at.

It’s really slow.

The pain must be driving me crazy.

『This is not the time to laugh, comrade!』

『What will you do!』

『Are you going to shoot the beam again!?』

‘No, you can’t use it twice.’

The technique just needed to condense the aura, so even if I prepared a beam, I could see the omen and dodge it.

If I avoid it and give myself a chance, I will be the one who suffers next.

So, instead of beam, I looked for another method.

‘The point is, just attack unilaterally without getting your balls stepped on and without damaging your weak partner, right?’

“Die aaaaa!!!!!!!”

A huge, wide-open maw came toward me.

In order to intercept this, I placed ‘Natalia’s Personality Dildo’ on her side and recited it.

“[Cheonjigeom].”

『Huh?』

“Bhe?”

The dumbfounded sounds of the beast and Natalia overlapped.

As if covering up the two people’s loud noises, the nine-tailed fox also screamed.

“BUGEHeeeee!!?!?!!”

The dildo containing Natalia’s personality is thrown into the mouth that opens wide to eat me and falls out backwards.

It was filthy and unsightly.

“B-boogeuuuuuck~~!?!!”

The nine-tailed fox did not understand what kind of situation this was.

It’s the same for everyone else.

Suddenly, the dildo that was taken out stretched like a female baton and stabbed the monster.

It is a scene that is difficult to understand.

『Ugh! Male comrade!』

『If I use the skill at this level-!?』

I know.

[‘Hong Chang-ki’s skills’ → ‘Natalia Ambrosio Fernández’s full-body peak’] Because.

But nothing happened.

『Why is it okay!?』

“Uh, huh? Where are you?”

Just like the beast, Majo behind me didn’t understand why he was okay.

‘That’s because this isn’t a skill I used.’

Since I didn’t write it, the curse wasn’t activated.

Isn’t it such simple logic?

[What!]

[What did you just do! Hasn’t it increased now!?]

[My spirit has increased!!]

[What, what, what, what, what!!!!]

[What am I doing with my mind again!!!]

[Hic, I feel something!]

[Something wet and dirty! The feeling of touching someone else’s body!?]

[Aaaaa!!!!!]

… [Heaven and Earth Sword] Is the main skill of the personality Dildo (Natalia) who is currently screaming.

I saw it all the time during the last concentration camp attack.

The skill effect is so simple that all it does is ‘increase the length of the weapon being held.’

I held this personality dildo on my side, imbued it with aura, and used it like a female baton.

“Sssssitaaa!!!!”

The beast without the ability to learn has opened its mouth again.

I guess I’m very hungry.

So, isn’t it the affection of Koreans to treat people well?

‘[Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)].’

“Kook, gehehehh~~!!? Bhehehehh!!!”

Raise one leg, cross your arms and hold the dildo at your side, and puk puk puk!!

“B-he-he-sssss of

I couldn’t have known that my mouth would be stabbed and violated with a personality dildo, so I was so embarrassed.

Regardless, it was unilaterally defeated.

I spread the aura down my legs like roots, fixing my body like a stationary cannon, and recited to myself.

‘[Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)].’

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!!!!

“Bwaeeeee” !!!!!”

The auror-enhanced dildo shrank and extended, repeatedly contracted and extended, stabbing the face.

It looks funny, but the sound is unusual.

Just as construction workers excavate the ground with a demolition drill, I also excavated the enemy’s face with a dildo.

Because it is a dildo reinforced with aura, its attack power is no different from a pile bunker.

‘[Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)].’

“Stop, BUGOHeeeee! Oh, oh oh oh oh!!!!!

‘[Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Heaven and Earth Sword (Dildo)]──’

“Aaaaa!!!!!!!”

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!!!!!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!!!!!

The opponent was unable to hit the dildo bunker and stopped attacking only after the opponent had reached the edge of the gate.

My side hurt so much because of the recoil.

The person I hit with the dildo seemed to be in even more pain.

“B, b, bhgegg, bhgeezeh… Gegegegeng… Gehehhhhh…!!”

The face was sunken.

It’s also in the shape of a dildo.

His head is stuck against the wall like a hot cake and his whole body is convulsing.

“Go, ma, my… That… Aaaaan… S-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-d-a-g-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o…”

I rolled my eyes and fell, probably not knowing that I would be treated like this in my life.

The nine-tailed fox, synonymous with fox monsters, was hit with a dildo and his face turned into a hot cake.

If I were in the nine-tailed fox’s shoes, I would have cried just as sadly.

『Wow, male comrade!』

『That’s enough!』

『Nine-tailed fox, you too!』

『If you don’t want to be beaten anymore, hurry up and declare clear!』

“Keu, bheh, eh! H-wait! It hurts so much! Let’s rest for a bit and declare slowly…!?”

‘[Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)].’

Wow!! Ugh!!! Sigh!!

“Buweeeeek!!!! That’s it!!!!!!”

As a modern person who has the perception that fox monsters = treacherous guys, I hit them more just in case.

Then he said he couldn’t take it any longer and scratched the wall with his claws.

It looks like he was aiming for something until the end, but when I stepped forward like this, he acted like he had given up on everything.

[The Guardian of the Gate, ‘Nine-Tailed Fox’, has admitted defeat!]

[The Guardian of the Gate, ‘Nine-Tailed Fox’, has admitted defeat!]

[The Guardian of the Gate, ‘Nine-Tailed Fox’, has admitted defeat!]

[The Guardian of the Gate, ‘Nine-Tailed Fox’, has admitted defeat!]

[I say I don’t want to be beaten with a masturbation device anymore!!!]

I see.

You admitted defeat.

Then, this is the end of the 40th floor… That doesn’t make sense.

‘[Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)].’

Ugh!!! Wow!!!! Knock knock!!!!

“Bheeeee will be|youllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!! Why!? I’ll lose!!!! It’s so real!!!!!”

As expected, the fox is a symbol of deceit.

I never thought they would try to turn things around in a situation like this.

I was conscious that my balls had just been stepped on, so if I wasn’t so damned, I would have been in big trouble.

‘[Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (dildo)]. [Cheonjigeom (Dildo)]-!!’

“Nohhhhhi, one chewy, one of the one who noticed.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!!!!!

“Bb! Bb hee! Gugegegegegegeong!!! Bheeeeegg!!!”

When I threw that ugly face into the dildo bunker, a new window appeared.

[‘Nine-Tailed Fox’ reaps the power of the gateway!]

[The ‘curse of sensory exchange’ disappears!]

“Aaaaa!!! I erased it! I erased it! It’s real this time! Really!!! So, Hangboooook~~!!”

“It would have happened a long time ago. I’m looking at where he’s going. Can you rip off all that fur and make it into a fur coat? Huh?”

“Huh ah ah ah ahhhhh

I was finally able to pull out the dildo stuck at my side.

Since I was able to clench my fist and exert force, I raised the long dildo high and hit it on the head.

Bagaaagh!!

“Bgeeeeek!?”

My chin hit the floor and I rolled over my red, burning eyes.

All you have to do is catch me off guard and feed Natalia one bite. She must have been aiming for the end because she knew she would grab her balls and go wild.

Her acting was natural, and maybe she wasn’t fooling one or two people.

She is like a wicked fox.

“Ughehhh~~!! Ughhhhh~~!!!”

[‘Gumiho’ returns to the main level!]

[She tells you that she never wants to see you again!]

“There’s no reason we’ll ever meet again. Stop talking nonsense. Get out of here.”

When I jerked my chin, the blood spilling on the floor and the severed tail also disappeared along with the smoke.

There wasn’t a single drop of blood left on the gate, as if it had never been there from the beginning.

“Huh, master? Can I put my foot down now?”

“Oh, get down.”

“… Haha! Ugh, I was sorry earlier! Really! I apologize deeply!!”

Majo Natalia sincerely apologizes for stepping on my balls.

Since he immediately asked for forgiveness, I didn’t get angry and just ignored it.

‘Thanks to accidentally stepping on his balls, I was able to notice that the curse had not yet been lifted even when the nine-tailed fox was acting defeated…’

It’s a really unpleasant gimmick.

It was especially dangerous because the area where the senses were linked was more sensitive than expected.

Before coming here, both Ian and I vaguely thought, ‘What would happen if I had Nayami’s skills?’

It was a really complacent idea.

I looked up at the sky, reflecting on the fact that I could have almost become a bastard like Natalia.

[Congratulations!]

[You have cleared the 40th floor test ‘Unwanted Pleasure and Pain’!]

[Go to the reward room!]

[Please be careful not to move from your seat!]

There was no time to think about this gateway.

Golden light enveloped my body and pulled me out of the gate.

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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