My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

Chapter 168

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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Chapter 168 – Episode 168 – The Old Woman Is So Jealous of Couples Having Sex.

* Episode 168 – The old woman is so jealous of couples having sex

[Top 40th floor strategy]

[Three days later]

“Naaaaah~~!!”

Excluding the owner of the tower, she is practically the owner of this place [Grand Witch of Consent] Lee Yi-an placed her head on the desk in her office.

Just before the mother-of-pearl nameplate of [【Mae Eyes】 Representative Lee Ian], With a dragon pattern splendidly embroidered on it, fell to the floor, her right arm, Bald, caught it without difficulty.

“Master. Are you okay?”

“Does this look okay to you?”

I looked at the pile of documents on her desk and tapped her forehead.

Every time that happened, the documents went up and down together, repeating the rhythm.

“Look at this… Notifications from embassies of each country… Unilateral withdrawal notices from the Korean government… Requests for coverage from each broadcasting station… Invoices related to each safety layer, black market, and work related to the 41st to 49th floors were also added. … Chomok is trying to summon each guild leader, and Nayami has not returned yet, so Eou-dong is barely moving…”

No matter how you think about it, this is not the workload of a 27-year-old woman.

Currently, in the office, in addition to Lee Ian and Bald Sunglasses, there are people helping with chores, but everyone is busy answering the phone.

“Still, the major issues haven’t been roughly sorted out. I don’t know the reason for the plant’s request, but it’s not like I can’t listen to it.”

“Ugh~! That’s not the problem! The work isn’t decreasing! Even if I organize it like this today, it’ll pile up again tomorrow! When can I rest? Ahhh!!!”

He sobbed, asking for help.

When she begged and hit her beautifully dyed white blonde hair with her palm, saying that she would end up with gray hair, she sighed with an expression that said there was nothing she could do.

“I’ll finish the big work in the morning. Leave the rest to us and come back to relieve your stress.”

“Stress huh~? Where can I relieve it~!?”

“You’ve been sitting at your desk these days. Wouldn’t it be nice to go and run wild when the 41st floor opens? It’ll slow you down.”

“Ugh, that problem child class~?”

“Yes. Look this way.”

She held out a piece of paper towards Ian, who was resting her chin on her desk.

It was a report related to the 41st floor.

The contents written here can be briefly summarized as follows.

[【Draftist】The guild said, there is only one safe area between the 41st and 49th floors.]

[The demons that respawn here are more hostile than other classes and have a strong will to invade the ground.]

[Right after the tier was opened, most of the hunters who came with the goal of making a fortune were seriously injured.]

[Fortunately, the guild members from the 【Vegetation】 and 【Bronze Shield】 sides worked together to prevent the backflow.]

[Also, Madam, the 【OP】 guild master, joined and actively helped, succeeding in establishing a front line.]

“Hmm… You’re having a hard time as expected…”

“It was a class that was a problem in the past, but now it’s more than that. The enemy’s resistance was so fierce that everyone retreated when they first entered.”

“Ha, Natalia was the right person for this…”

“Master, you saw and heard. Second place is no longer a hand that can be used.”

“I know… She said she crossed the line and became a toy after being treated by Yami and the prostitute… She never dreamed that that damn bitch would be dabbling in her human trafficking…”

“Whether you knew it or not, this is our guild’s mistake, especially the Master’s. You should have done something from the time you forcibly dragged Nayami in, but you turned a blind eye to that rampage until the end. It would have been only a matter of time before you ignored us and ended up like this. “

“But I, Yami, are also me, Miya. I wish she would at least give me a tip…”

“… Even if they did, they probably thought it wouldn’t help. In fact, the guild leader was receiving some help from being in second place.”

“Ugh. In the end, it happened because I wasn’t trustworthy~? That’s right! I know~! Heeeee~~!!”

“…”

Bald Sunglasses also knows Ian’s workload.

Considering her position, she understood that it was not her situation to throw Natalia out, so she did not scold her deeply.

“… Look over here instead.”

Instead, I presented the report that had just been uploaded.

It was a report related to the 41st floor, the same as just before.

“What…?”

[Also, we succeeded in establishing a front line, but the enemy’s condition is unusual.]

[The gimmick remained the same, but in response, Eumma also began to systematically attack.]

[As if there is a leader who gives orders to them.]

[I can’t express this exactly, but it is necessary to penetrate the 41st floor for detailed investigation.]

“He’s the leader…”

“It looks like something strange has happened again. It’s not a problem right now, but we need to weed it out quickly just in case.”

“Hmm.”

I skimmed the next chapter.

There was a report posted there that even Ian and Bald Sunglasses couldn’t understand.

[There is also one thing to pay special attention to here.]

[The fight cannot be prolonged here on the 41st floor.]

[Because the longer the fight drags on, the more likely it is that a knight will invade.]

“Knight, knight?”

[Surprisingly, the identity of the knight was a constellation.]

[They were strange beings that either helped us or hindered the fight.]

[At first, I thought this was also a top gimmick, but it seems not to be that.]

[The constellations of the tower indeed appeared spontaneously and began to interfere with the hunters.]

“Knight? Isn’t this the constellation the prostitute mentioned?”

“Probably not. Let’s see. There are more than one or two articles listed in the report.”

“Ugh!?”

[The knights who interfere with us are broadly divided into three factions.]

[One is the White Knight.]

[I don’t know why, but he is an ally who appears during the battle and takes the hunter’s side.]

[When you start hearing the slogan ‘Pure love’ from somewhere, they appear in droves within a few seconds.]

[It is characterized by a very bad relationship with the Knights of Darkness, which will be described later.]

[The second is the jet-black knight.]

[In direct contrast to the previous white knights, they are hostile to us for no reason.]

[There are not many in number, but they are all powerful constellations, so they must be dealt with as a group.]

[They also have a habit of repeatedly shouting the words ‘brainwashing’, ‘hypnotism’, or ‘golden sun’.]

[Finally, articles with different colors.]

[In these cases, they are usually bystanders and do not cause any harm unless you touch them first.]

[Instead, if you approach, you will be met with hours of discussion about your own walls.]

[Be careful because if you catch it wrong, you will waste time.]

“…”

“Something unusual happened…”

Ian seriously thought about whether he could end this with one word, ‘unique.’

At least in the past, before the tower owner intervened, this phenomenon did not occur when the 41st floor was fully open.

There is something unexpected about constellations suddenly appearing and fighting each other.

“… Ha. Why did you give me this now?”

“This is a report posted last night.”

“Again? The work isn’t over~~!!”

She slammed her forehead against the desk again and held her cell phone in her hand.

In a situation like this, there is only one person to ask for help.

“Who are you calling?”

“Hong Chang-gi!”

“I have to depend on him again. I’m worried that they’ll laugh at me for letting the tower run like this.”

“That’s what I’m saying! This is no different from clinging to vegetation!”

-1st place is concentration on work.

-2nd place is a heinous criminal who ultimately crossed the line and lost his character.

-3rd place is busy weeding out mobs and restoring security to the tower.

-4th place cannot leave due to production and land-related work.

-5th place is a wanderer who cannot be contacted due to map production when the hierarchy is opened.

-6th place is busy with tourism, which is its main business, and its role as a relief station collecting victims from the tower.

In fact, 2nd place goes to Retire, and 5th and 6th place could possibly be the enemy that will overthrow the tower.

If Ian found out that the two were running a black market, he would faint on the spot from stress.

“Whew~! Hehe, let’s calm down. It’s not a big problem, right? It’s not like all the constellations have turned into enemies, right? Rather, since they’re on stage, wouldn’t we be able to take advantage of this!?”

“It depends on what kind of object you use. Since Hong Chang-gi is familiar with many constellations, it may be something to be happy about.”

“Really~!? You think so too!”

I suppressed the stress that rose up at the moment and waited for the other person to answer the phone.

Toorururu.

Toorururu.

Tooru…

Is it because it helped a lot in conquering the tower?

For some reason, Ian considered him a very close friend, but when Hong Chang-gi didn’t answer his phone, he became strangely nervous.

‘Why don’t I get it like this?’

My legs were shaking under the desk.

I was about to put the phone down, wondering if I might not be able to answer the call.

-Ding!

‘Ah, I got it! … Huh?’

-Tap-tap-tap!

On the other end of the phone, the sound of something hitting something was heard instead of a greeting.

『Whew… Hello.』

『This is Hong Chang-gi’s cell phone.』

『What did you call me for?』

‘Hmm~?’

I answered the phone, but the person who answered was not Hong Chang-gi.

With the sound of something continuously crashing in the background, someone took it instead.

I immediately noticed the owner of this blunt voice.

“Are you Cere?”

“Yes. This is Ceres.』

『Is this voice Ian?』

『What did you call me for?』

“I should ask that. It’s not your number, I was calling a prostitute. Then, for whose purpose do you think I made the call?”

『Sorry.』

『You said something stupid.』

『I’m very busy right now… The soul… I went out… !!』

『… Ugh!? Ugh♡ Woout♡』

“… Ceres?”

Ian’s eyes narrowed at the sudden groan.

The thumping sound soon turned into the sound of something exploding, mixed with unpleasant breathing sounds.

“Hey, Ceres. What are you doing now? Why are you answering the phone from a prostitute?”

『Ahh♡ Ugh, uhm♡』

“Sorry… ‘Master’ and we are busy right now…』

『If it’s not urgent… Ugh! Ugh, in the evening… Can I contact you… !?』

… Master?

Ian’s face turned red as he continued to hear the sound of flesh hitting flesh.

She wasn’t so stupid that she didn’t notice what she was doing.

“Huh? Now, wait a minute! What do you mean us? Who else are you with besides you!?”

『Ah, uh, it’s okay.』

『Ian, these are not people you don’t know… These are people I know well… Oh, wow~♡』

『Hmm… Ugh… ! Brigitta is here too… !』

“Therefore… No need to worry… It’s possible… !』

“What are you worried about!? Even Aunt Zita is worried? Where on earth do I have any element of relief in that situation!!!”

Anyone can see that they are having sex.

The muttering of a man presumed to be Hong Chang-gi could be heard behind Ceres, who was currently answering the phone.

As she said, I was busy, so I forced myself to answer, muffling her moans.

『Huh… Wait a minute…』

『I’m really busy…』

『Contact me when it’s over… I will give it to you… Ugh… !』

『Please stop for a moment… Master… ! Ugh… Uuuuu~♡ Hehe~♡』

-Suddenly.

Ceres’ loud groan was heard before it cut off.

Ian’s spirit was thrown like a boomerang and flew around her office before finally returning.

“… Bald?”

“If you look at me… You’re also a man in his prime. He took Ceres with him when he was raiding the hierarchy. Didn’t you know that things were like that between the two of you?”

“I know! I know! But why is Aunt Zita there too!!!”

“Isn’t it because we’re TOP? There’s Leah, and maybe we fell in love at first sight.”

“So he hugs every woman that comes to him? Even though they are both rankers? How broad is that prostitute!?”

“Isn’t it natural that Hong Chang-gi has a wide heart?”

Shrug.

“He is a great man who was immediately called to the tower and cleared the 40th floor in such a short period of time. He must have hugged one or two women.”

“Bald man, aren’t you too calm!?”

“The guild master is overreacting. Considering the average of the top hunters here, isn’t that a healthy level?”

“A, wholesome? A man who goes around with two women is wholesome?”

“Based on the standards of this tower.”

He praised me for not doing drugs and being sound, but then added a useless comment.

“Ah. Now that you think about it, the Master has no dating experience. Well, from that person’s point of view, it must seem like a burden.”

“Aaaaa!! It’s not my fault that I’m a motherfucker! It’s all because of my mom!!!!”

Bang! Bang! Bang!

I hit her forehead against her desk three times.

After her maiden’s loud headbutt, her Ian was unable to move for a while.

She lost all the men she was after, not to anyone else but to her own mother.

It was a poor woman who received pitiful looks from her colleagues in her office.

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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