Chapter 215 – Episode 215 – 【Mother and Daughter Caught Red-Handed】 How to Become a New Dad Naturally

* Episode 215 – [Mother and daughter caught red-handed] How to become a new dad naturally

I am Hong Chang-gi.

Still 26 years old.

Self-proclaimed Pillar West.

I am currently dating several women.

Because of that, I got involved in past lives, reincarnation, regression, and other strange things, and am I attacking the tower… It would have been.

『From now on, I will be holding a parent-attendance sports day for Hunting Elementary School!!!!』

Pang pap pang!!

… For some reason, I am participating in the elementary school sports day.

At best, I thought it was just an elementary school sports day, but with fireworks set off up there, it was more spectacular than I thought.

‘Are all schools like this these days?’

A large playground under a clear sky. A tent dividing the parents’ and children’s seats.

It is twice as big as the typical elementary schools I know, and has facilities that are comparable to those of the elementary schools near the Tower of Love.

Should we be praised for gathering this many children in an age of low birth rates? ?

“This is a place that specializes in collecting children whose parents are hunters. You know that if your parents are hunters, there are many children who appear as aurors, right?”

Brigitta’s words, awkwardly dressed in a Dongtan Missy look, reminded me of a news I saw recently.

“Oh, you’re saying that the kids in the same class are afraid of the kids who use Aurors, so they’re separating the classes?”

“Yeah… Even if you look at the kids these days, they are precocious. If they know that they are strong, they will use their Auror skills to commit acts of violence. It is becoming a social problem.”

Elementary schools like this were created to prevent such children.

If you look closely, there are many men and women with scary faces.

Although they decorated themselves in their own way, wives usually don’t know, but men usually wear thick clothes.

This place is obviously Korea, ‘outside’ the Tower of Love, but there are also a significant number of foreigners.

‘Is that the type who met at the tower and got married?’

Since there is no need for translation at the top, men and women of different nationalities often mingle.

It’s also funny to refer to them as ‘over there too’.

This person wasn’t married or anything.

It’s just a relationship between lovers and sex partners… But I didn’t know that I would come to Leah’s sports day.

“Can you look over there?”

When Brigitta turns her head at her request, there are children gathered there.

Red headband and blue headband. Treasures of the present era gathered together in the same sportswear.

Leah, who was in the gap, stood out as a unique person, although I may have been blindsided.

What caught the eye was not only her appearance, but also the fact that the crowd was actually gathering around Leah.

-Hey, it’s Leah! I heard your parents are here!

-I told you that if I did well, you might not be able to come.

-That’s right. I was worried that we wouldn’t be able to do this together. Thank goodness.

-Those are the people, right? A big man and a red-haired woman!

-Good, goat!

-Huh?

-Hey. Changsik you! Didn’t I tell you not to call Leah a mountain goat!?

-That’s right. Don’t give me that nickname!

-It has horns!

-That’s right. The teacher also said that it resembles the horns of a mountain goat!

-That’s what the teacher told me because you asked!

-The goat is cute! Why all the fuss!?

-What do you mean, you guys are really mean.

-He doesn’t care, so why are you so upset?

-That’s what they called it from the beginning.

-You just added that on your own!

-But it doesn’t bother you! Don’t do it!

-Ugh, it’s damned again.

‘It was like that when I met Madame, but Leah is still the same.’

Hair tied in a ponytail using a pink hair tie.

Already, the class president type girl with glasses now has a ponytail.

The goat horns, evidence of the apprentice’s eumma, were still there, but they fit well.

-Is Leah okay?

-Huh. I don’t really care.

-Really? If you don’t like it, say no.

-It’s really okay. Just don’t touch it.

-Really?

Boys often reach out for interest, but they never reach it. The surrounding girls are doing a good job of stopping me.

In the first place, Leah is not the kind of person to allow such a thing, and she is smiling brightly.

On the other hand, this wasn’t the case.

“Is our Leah really okay? Isn’t she being bullied? Wouldn’t it be better for her aunt to stop her herself?”

She is a housewife who gets impatient when she sees things like that.

She stomped her feet in the sand under the tent where the parents were gathered.

“You said so.”

“D-You really do it!?”

“As an adult, get in the middle of the kids and make a fuss. I will stand by and watch you get scolded by Leah on the spot and scolded for never calling you again.”

“Ugh~! Still, boys are trying to touch Leah. Especially those horns! Leah doesn’t even like me touching her!!”

“You don’t like it?”

“It’s such a dark story. Leah is a thoughtful girl, so I think she’s embarrassed about her past.”

“Really?”

“… Why?”

For a moment, I thought of Leah from the future.

She was quite aggressive in holding her horns like handles… That’s what happened back then.

… It’s a shameful memory.

“What’s wrong?”

“It’s nothing.”

I just buried that matter and looked around.

Luckily, I’m outside the tower, so there’s hardly anyone who recognizes me.

It’s not that it doesn’t exist at all, but the one that is more famous externally is Brigitta.

“Hello, Mr. Bailey.”

“Oh, hello.”

“Nice to meet you. This is the Border Guard [Toryu] Guild.”

“We are [Dae Eunhwa] Who ordered the equipment last time. Nice to meet you.”

“Excuse me. If you are really Brigitta, I would like to say hello…”

“Let’s talk first-“

“… Ahaha.”

The parents also quietly gathered together, as if they had stopped looking at each other.

Just as Leah was surrounded by her children, we were also surrounded by parents.

The only parents at this school are hunters. In that sense, Brigitta’s position is solid.

‘A large company suddenly appeared at a gathering of executives from each company.’

If you list the production guilds, excluding the combat guild, she is at the top of the world.

As I stood there for a moment, wondering if I might be disturbed, a word came back that bound me.

“Is the person next to you her husband?”

“That’s right. Last time I heard you were alone…”

“Buh-!?”

Brigitta burst out.

“You’re my husband, why! Did you look like that!?”

The female hunters still dressed up well and looked like wives, but they responded in a sinister way.

It looks like we are familiar with Brigitta, as she immediately answers in informal language.

“From what we could see, he was maintaining a distance that made him seem like no one else.”

“He doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would hire a stand-in in the first place… He doesn’t have that kind of personality…”

“Right?”

“But I think I’ve seen you somewhere…”

As if that was really the case, they pushed past the other guild and approached.

It was a slightly mocking smile to say he was just curious about our relationship.

“No, that’s not it. We have a similar relationship, but we’re not my real husband…”

“So, did you hire a double because of Leah’s work?”

“That’s a bit… What should I say about this…”

At most, it is parent observation.

I didn’t want to do anything, so I wrapped my arms around her side.

“You prostitute!?”

“Oh, it’s not that embarrassing. I haven’t registered the family register, but it’s true.”

“Nehieuuuuu~!?!!”

Bridget covered her face with her palms and trembled.

In response to that reaction, the wives said, “As expected!” And burst into laughter.

‘Why can’t I say it like this?’

‘Uh, it’s not like it can’t be done… From the beginning, you know that side too… !?’

‘What if you know? Leah, it’s better than being treated like a child without a father.’

‘It’s not that… !!’

As I looked around her to see what was the problem, the atmosphere became a little gloomy.

『『『『…』』』』

‘What are you doing?’

Regardless of age or gender, the atmosphere is strange.

Although the wives were smiling carefree, they seemed to have deep intentions, and the men openly showed their hostility.

Especially with her thick shoulders and scary top. They intentionally showed off their strength by shaking their shoulders.

‘Why is this happening?’

‘They are all business partners.’

‘I know you’re a business partner. We’re all the same hunters, so we’re all gathered together, right?’

‘That’s not it, the one talking now is the Korean production community.’

‘Production guild wife?’

‘Yes.’

He somehow seemed to know.

Considering Brigitta’s hidden charm, they weren’t people I would voluntarily become friends with.

‘The ones in the back are your husbands. The same production guilds are fighting over shares in Korea. She doesn’t like me anymore, but now that she’s found a husband, she’s got a passion for winning.’

‘Huh?’

I asked again what that meant.

‘Those bitches came here to laugh at me for grabbing a cheap man and having him replace me as Leah’s husband. It looks like you remarried all of a sudden, and you are ranked D to the outside world.’

‘How much?’

Compared to Brigita, she is a single person, so is she a boastful person because her parents were a couple?

‘I’m making a fuss about some damn thing. It pisses people off.’

There is no need for such a war of nerves between parents.

I also wondered why people in the midst of their social lives would do something like this, but that wasn’t the case.

“Are you her husband, Bridget?”

A brown-skinned man with bulging muscles reached out to me.

Just by looking at him, you could tell he was a blacksmith.

It is unfortunate that her actions are nothing more than a luxury spoon to fill her wife’s self-esteem.

“Rank A. [Hongryeon] My name is Seung-Hyeon Ko. Is that the hunter who has been talking about this time?”

Did he recognize me at a glance?

It’s not strange because there’s news, real names are mentioned, there’s an uproar, and there’s a lot to find out about the video.

Because Bridgeta knew from the beginning…

“Yes. 【Scabi… No. 【Pungrae】 Hongchanggi.”

“Is that so? Our guild has been hit so hard by mechanics. I was curious about what your husband does.”

He laughed through his nose.

It looks like he’s doubting whether I’m really Brigitta’s man.

As Brigitta said, externally the rank is D.

It must have seemed funny to me since I became famous as the [Pants boss] Due to the tower privatization incident.

“As people live, they go through many things. That’s what happened when I came to my senses.”

I grabbed his outstretched hand.

As expected, an aura resides on Hongryeon’s shoulders.

A cool red auror of A rank.

If it were me in the past, this is the color I would have envied the most.

“… I heard it’s D rank, is it true?”

“It’s D rank.”

He gradually strengthened his arms, and I also showed off my grip strength.

And…

Hold, hold, push… Kuguk… !!

“… Um, uhm?”

Kuuuuuk~~!!!

“Nuuuuu! Uuuuu!”

The upper body gradually bends forward.

The man who was taller than me bowed his head as if he was greeting politely.

“Ugh!”

“Honey!?”

My wife screamed briefly, but she was not hurt.

I really gave it my strength with the intention of saying hello.

Although only a small amount of auror was used, the difference in power was clear.

“It’s a bit much for a D rank, right?”

“Ugh, um!!”

When I smiled and let go of his hand, he barely straightened his back.

The sight of him stumbling backwards was, in a superficial way, pleasant.

I was also a male.

『There will soon be a tug-of-war for parents to integrate.』

『Parents, please come to your seats with your children.』

“Can you handle this?”

“What? I came to watch my daughter play. Let’s not make each other blush on a day like this.”

When I suddenly looked around, my wife stepped back and the men stopped laughing.

In the cold atmosphere, Brigitta poked my side and whispered.

“Prostitute, if I declare war like this and beat you up, you understand?”

“I know. How can you stain a child’s face when he’s Leah’s dad?”

“Dad?”

“Why, you brought me here to play the role of father today, right? Then, let me say that you are father today.”

“… Ugh!”

A happy smile bloomed on Bridgeta’s face with a hint of red.

For example, like her when I first met her.

I also laughed humorously at that.

“Will you commit something big?”

“Is it possible?”

『Notice once again』

『There will soon be a tug-of-war for parents to integrate.』

『Parents, please come to your seats with your children.』

“I wouldn’t know if I were alone, but there’s nothing we can’t do together.”

Hehe.”

At the repeated gathering signal, Brigitta and I ran towards Leah, giggling.

「「「「───!!!」」」

The same goes for parents with a competitive spirit.

As we ran, he followed right behind us and ran towards the tent where the children were.

“Uh, Mom! Uncle!? Uh, uhuhh, what’s happening all of a sudden!?”

At that moment, Leah, who was playing with her friends, looked at us and screamed.

“The other parents suddenly came running too! What kind of accident did you get into?!”

” Hehe!!””

“What on earth!?”

A stepdaughter who is intelligent but always makes old-fashioned noises appropriate for her age when she is embarrassed.

We didn’t answer Leah’s question and ran straight to play tug-of-war.