Chapter 216 – Episode 216 – 【Mother and Daughter Caught Red-Handed】 How to Become a New Dad Naturally

* Episode 216 – [Mother and daughter caught red-handed] How to become a new dad naturally

What happened after that, as expected, was a runaway drama by immature adults.

The red and blue teams lined up in a row.

Parents staring at each other as if they were back in elementary school.

Even though there are real elementary school students among us, we are full of sharp smiles.

“Don’t you think the atmosphere is strange?”

“Why are parents like this?”

“Wh, I don’t know.”

“She said mom shouldn’t use it as an auror…?”

“The teachers said that too!”

“Why is everyone using it!?”

Children don’t know.

This isn’t one person catching fire.

Although it started off as a battle of wits between us and the production guild, it naturally ignited fire elsewhere.

Everyone here is a hunter.

It wasn’t enough that people with strong temperaments gathered together to begin with, and since they were in front of their children, they were immature people with a desire to be recognized and ‘want to show a good side of themselves’.

‘That’s the same for me too!!’

When I giggled, Brigitta, who was holding the rope in front of me, also giggled.

Only Leah, caught between the two of us, was shaking her goat-like horns and showing signs of anxiety.

“Hey? Mom? Uncle? I kind of understand what’s going on, but you can’t be too harsh!?”

“No problem. Are you afraid we don’t even know that much?”

“Just trust your uncle.”

“Do you know that this face is completely unbelievable!?”

As Leah said, our ugly atmosphere was also spread to society.

“Hey… Parents?』

『It’s an elementary school sports day. Do you know?』

『The priority is for the children not to get hurt.』

『Everyone, please hold on to reason… Please…』

The female teacher who hosted the ceremony was crying, wondering if she was a normal person.

Although their survival was reduced due to an extremely common sense request, they still did not add aurors to each other.

“Isn’t this going to happen?”

“What’s the matter? Don’t accidents happen only when you’re the other party?”

“What do you mean?”

“We’ll see.”

At first it was a tug of war.

As we held on without giving up our strength, society eventually gave up.

“Yes… I will say it again.』

『Please be careful so that the children don’t explode when the adults fight.』

『Then, the tug of war begins.』

『3, 2, 1-』

『-Shijaak!!』

Bleep!!!!

With the sound of a tearing whistle, Bridgeta’s muscles bulged.

Her shoes burned holes in her playground floor and her heels tore the floor.

And──Peeeee!!

“”Aaaaa!!!!””

“Mommy!?”

As soon as the rope she was holding on to became taut, Leah’s body floated.

This is because she was hanging by holding on to a rope.

Also, the team that was playing against us-

『Parents, thank you!!!!!!!』

「「「「Ahhhhh~~!!!」」」

-Screamed along with the society.

On the other side of us, the blue team, the red team’s body floated shallowly and then landed.

It was a method of gradually increasing strength in case the children got hurt, but this method is still overwhelming.

“Wooooo~!?”

“I’m being dragged aaaaah!!!!”

“This one should be higher in the overall rankings, huh,~!?”

“There’s no way I could have been defeated like this so one-sidedly… Ugh!?”

“Aaaaah~!”

“Daddy ahhh!!”

Sloppy!

Sloppy!

The rope is gradually being pulled.

However, since that side held out quite well, I decided to punish the Aurors without hesitation.

“Bridgetaaa!!”

“Finish, let’s go~!”

The sky was torn apart as I called out her name and Brigitta responded.

「「「「───!?」」」

Once again, the opposing team exploded.

We pulled with all our might, but for just a moment, the soles of our feet came off the floor.

And we don’t miss that opportunity.

“Ugh!”

“Aaaaah!”

“What, what, happened!? Ugh~!”

And they, who have lost their balance, are dragged along.

The game was over in an instant.

Most of the red team slipped forward, and fortunately it didn’t go to the point where the kids got hurt.

“Ugh~?”

Leah was dumbfounded, and we could hear screaming in front of us, but we were okay.

Brigitta and I put our palms together.

“Ugh! Things that aren’t even a fist away from me are making fun of me!”

“You guys! Did I look like a woman who would catch a cheap man as my daughter’s stepdad!? Wake up from your dream, our mechanic guild is still going strong, you guys!”

Ahahahaha!!!

Brigitta and I laughed and the blue team that followed us laughed together.

Just like the knights who subdued the enemy army, they are exalted and forget their age.

『This is the kids’ sports day!!!!!!』

Ignoring the screams coming from the side, the sports day continues.

-Exploding the gourd.

“Take it!”

“Big!”

“Daddy-!”

『Ugh! Parents! Don’t throw beanbags at your opponent!』

『Exploding the gourd! Park!』

“So you’re exploding the gourd!?”

“There’s a big gourd hanging on top of each branch!!!”

『That’s not it~!?』

Parents who throw beanbags and hit the opponent’s chin.

The game degenerated into a game where the gourds floating in the sky went nowhere and each was fatally injured.

-Continuous running

“Nooooo~!!”

“Touch the baton~!”

“Run! Run!”

“It’s okay! Trust your dad and run ahead!!!”

“Hiyaaa! Mom is coming!!!”

『Don’t let the kids start at the starting line early!!』

This was certainly the case with the continuous running event, in which parents, children, parent, and children had to run in turns.

Since parents run faster than children, the method is to have children start from the starting line in advance and parents catch up.

-Equestrian warfare

“You’re not D-rank!”

“That’s right~!?”

“Ouch! It’s a lie! I’ll be pushed aside by someone like D rank!!”

“Honey, cheer up!”

“I’m paying it!”

“Ugh! I’m being pushed!”

“Brigita!”

“Aaaaah!!!”

“Mom!? Ugh, ahhh!”

『Parents don’t wrestle with each other, leaving the kids alone!!!』

The cavalry battle, which was clearly supposed to be a fight for kids to steal headbands, started at some point with adults fighting shoulder to shoulder.

They were taking care of themselves because they had children, but wherever they looked, colorful auras were swirling around and causing chaos.

After defeating the other parent, he took the headband tied around the child’s head and gave it to Leah.

In the end, it ended safely, but no one could tell that the main characters of the day were the children.

….

…

… After all the commotion, break time has arrived.

It was supposed to be meal time, but thanks to the messed up schedule, the awards ceremony was right around the corner.

“Mom! Uncle!”

Of course, Leah is not one to sit still.

Under the tent, they spread a mat on the floor and laid out gimbap and fruit and got angry.

“What should I do now? All the kids talk about their uncle!”

“What, what did the kids say?”

“Is Leah’s dad really my stepdad? I asked him about his rank, what he does, and I told him I saw him on Hunt Tube!”

“That’s good. I see that there were people who said you didn’t have a father, but now no one will say anything to you.”

“That’s the problem~!?”

“That’s a problem. Imagine someone talking shit to my daughter. Her mother would be upset.”

“Yes. Uncle, I can tolerate people ignoring me, but I can’t tolerate people ignoring you.”

We are chewing kimbap and smiling without reflection.

Leah couldn’t stand it anymore and kicked us.

Hehe.”

“Are we ashamed?”

“Of course it’s embarrassing!!!”

It hurt a little, but when she didn’t stop laughing, Leah put her hands on her waist and got annoyed.

“That’s the parents’ problem in the first place! Kids don’t talk like that among themselves!”

“You may be like that, but look at the way their parents open their mouths. If you see them talking about someone else, like your mother, isn’t it obvious what they are going to say behind their backs?”

“Even so, that’s too much!”

Leah looked at where she had pointed.

It is a playground.

She was a mess, with dents here and there, as if she had been bombed.

In particular, the area where Brigitta and I played tug-of-war is severely dug up, and the kids are looking around in amazement at the gaping hole.

“Don’t worry. Mom will call people later, and I’ll take care of the construction for her.”

“Uuuuu~!”

He grabbed Leah, who was about to get angry, saying that wasn’t the problem, and forced her to sit down.

No matter what, I did everything I had to do.

Now, there will be no one who will give a damn about Bridgeta’s husband and no one will think that Leah is a fatherless child.

Leah was still angry, so I thought she must be hungry, so I put some of her kimbap in her open mouth.

“Samtzhoon~!”

“Hey, there’s nothing to be so angry about. Still, it’s nice that your team won, right?”

“Uuuuu!!!”

[Red Team 0 / Blue Team 6]

Look, the sports day is also the last.

After the meal, there will be an awards ceremony.

It looks like the schedule was messed up due to the rush of parents, so I feel sorry for that.

“Uuuh…”

Since we weren’t thinking about reflecting, Leah eventually gave up.

He calmly put his butt down on my legs, pursed his lips, and then changed the subject.

“Gulp… Over there, uncle.”

“Why?”

“… Are you really okay?”

“What suddenly happened?”

“There is someone who is dating your uncle. You are also dating Ceres. Seongyeon… Are you dating your sister too?”

It was really sudden.

When I looked down to see why he was like this, he spoke softly as usual.

“It’s also true that Seongyeon was a girl. I never imagined that her uncle would be that popular. I was surprised when I heard that he was dating Ceres.”

Stared at me.

If you really hated me, you wouldn’t be sitting in my arms like this and munching on kimbap, so I wasn’t angry.

As a thoughtful lover, he is asking questions filled with concerns.

“Not only are you two dating, but the current uproar at the top is also because of your uncle. It seems like you’ve been having a hard time with women, but now you’re going to listen to me talk about a married man?”

“Hey, this guy too! We haven’t even talked about that yet!”

Brigitta, on the other hand, blushed and waved her palms, unable to hide her joy.

This is the only way to reveal her true feelings.

…

… It’s embarrassing for everyone who sees it because it shows off as a dishonest woman.

“But you don’t hate your uncle, right? If you came all the way to a place like this when everyone looks busy… Are you really trying to take responsibility for your mom?”

“Actually, you want to take responsibility too. You asked me to do this last time.”

“When?”

“When I met Madame.”

『Go out on dates with your mom often, show up on parent visitation days, eat meals together, and live together like a family!』

I definitely said this.

It’s easy to forget after such an incident happened, but I remember it clearly.

“Did you remember that?”

“It was just a few days ago, why did you forget it?”

Then, she stretched out her index finger and gently scratched her horn.

She didn’t feel tickled, but she started shaking her neck when I kept touching her.

“I thought I was there for work.”

“What happened?”

“I heard it all from my mom on the phone. I know that Olivia kidnapped me and made me break up with her mom.”

“Oh, that-“

“Isn’t that what you were going to discuss with her mom?”

“-I’m talking about work. What happens when it’s over? What’s the problem with just spending a day with my child?”

“Really…?”

I thought it wouldn’t work for her horns, so I pressed the top of her head with her chin.

I didn’t avoid it this time.

“Why. Wasn’t it fun?”

“No. It was fine except for the two of you going too far.”

“That’s good. So what do you want to do after it’s over? It’s been a while since you’ve been outside the tower. Should we walk around for a bit?”

“After finishing, let’s go eat. Something real, not just kimbap.”

“And?”

“I want to turn around and look around on the way back. I don’t ever come out of the tower unless I’m on my way to school.”

“I think it will end quickly since the sports day is being rescheduled. Should I do that?”

“That’s not something to brag about.”

“Hehe.”

I turned my gaze to her side and asked Bridgeta.

“I’ll prepare a car. Let’s go around in it and stop by a restaurant on the way back.”

“That’s right?”

“Okay. And, I’m sorry for disturbing you two. I made you attend something like a sports day when you were so busy…”

Our Leah is still smart.

There is no need for a child to say something like that.

I pressed the top of Leah’s head.

“It’s okay. Neither I nor your mom would come if there was a real problem.”

“We always said, don’t worry about that. Leave it to Mom.”

“…”

When I pressed down and poked her cheek from the side, her transparent skin turned red.

Appropriate for his age, he has the shy face of a child.

Although it was a time when Ji-hyeon and Madam were having problems, she truly thought it was a good thing she took the time to visit.