My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

Chapter 37

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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Chapter 37 – Episode 37 – Attacked by an Exotic Dairy Cow With [Hoot Paizuri]

* Episode 37 – Attacked by an exotic dairy cow with [Hoot Paizuri]

… …

… ?

“… Buh.”

… The next day.

The next day?

Uh, is it the next day?

Anyway, I woke up with a hangover.

‘Ugh, the head. There are marks and spit on my hands… Wow!’

I barely got up from falling on my desk.

Since it’s been a while since I drank something strong, I think the film went off right away.

‘I’m fine inside, but I’m too drunk…’ Ugh… !’

When I looked at the glass wall next to the bed, darkness fell over me.

It was dawn, not the next day.

It occurred to me now that we were drinking alone, leaving Brigitta, who had seen me off all the way, alone.

I committed a very rude act.

‘I made a huge mistake. What if my sister gets angry? Are you still at the guild home?’

I barely got up from my desk.

There was a blanket on my back, so I thought Seongyeon was covering me.

“Seongyeon ah~?”

When I went to the bed, I saw that this guy had also collapsed under the bed, not on it.

You drank a lot.

I never thought I would see this bastard become a bastard.

“Big … Uh, huh … It’s a prayer ~.”

“Are you looking for me even in your sleep?”

-Hiccup.

Damn, you idiot.

I picked up this fallen guy and put him on the bed.

“Changgihyaaaaa~♡”

Then he hugged me.

Sticking out your lips.

“Hey, you really are a gay bastard.”

“Wooooo~♡ Changgiyaang~♡”

“Oguogu. Okay, I’m here. I’m drunk so go to sleep.”

“Yes~♡”

When I laid her down on the bed, she started snoring right away.

I thought she must have been going through a hard time, so I wiped her sweaty forehead with her collar and left.

‘Oh, it’s stuffy. I’m dying of thirst.’

I looked all over her room, but there was no water.

Perhaps the move hasn’t been completed yet, so there’s no refrigerator.

‘I saw it earlier, it was in the lounge.’

She went out into the hallway.

I walked towards the water purifier in the lounge, but it was still eerie because it was night.

‘It’s dark…’ Isn’t the electrical work finished yet? ?’

Go through the dark hallway to your destination.

‘Huh?’

From what I could see, it was dirty here and there, as if a drinking establishment had been opened here.

I wondered what kind of bastard had polluted someone else’s guild, and then I remembered the older sister I had neglected.

‘It seems like everyone in the Mechanical Guild enjoyed themselves, so that’s a good thing. I can just run over and apologize as soon as the sun rises.’

I passed through the crumbs and glass bottles spilling on the floor and found a water purifier.

“Oh my gosh! Puhaaaaa~!!!”

Like the unforgettable beast I met on the first floor, I crawled on all fours and sucked water from the water purifier.

My throat was dry, but when moisture came in, my head started spinning.

‘What on earth happened today?’

As I surrendered myself to the still strong intoxication, today’s events went by like the wind.

Clear the 10th floor, ask the tower owner for a favor, and hear Seongyeon’s secret…

… The secret he was hiding was so big that I still can’t believe it.

‘Regression 131.’

It was a novel or a comic, but they laughed it off and said it was an insignificant number.

That’s because it was a novel or a cartoon, because there were many people who regressed 1,000 times with superhuman mental power.

‘131 lives…’

Even when I was intoxicated, it was difficult to imagine.

It is said that there were times like this episode where they had to start over from zero, so they must have spent more time alone than you could imagine.

You must have formed many relationships, and you must have thrown away just as many relationships.

『Seongyeon really didn’t explain anything. Oh well, she knew that. He’s really evil? Thanks to her, the people around her always suffer.』

– Archwitch Ian said as if he was fed up.

『I mean Seongyeon. Jenum Shiki, I heard you explained that again and then took action, right?』

-Sister Brigita said.

『Seongyeon is quite impatient… That’s right, she probably knows a lot on her own, she has the side of her that only trusts her own information and runs with it, she’s become calmer recently, but I guess she’s gotten sick again… 』

-Madame said.

Just looking at the rankingrs’ evaluations, there were many times when I skipped her explanation and took action.

I had that same assessment until this morning. ‘A bastard who pushes ahead.’

Now she knows why Seongyeon did it.

‘Even if I explain it one by one, if it goes back, it will become like it never happened. So, I’m trying to commit it first, show it as a result, and then move on quickly.’

How much work did she do to end up with them?

How much preparation did she have to achieve the result of meeting Topju like she did today?

… It’s heavy.

‘Are you doing this just because of me? Why?’

I still don’t know that.

Even though he was a benefactor, it wasn’t such a problem at this point.

If it were me, I would have ignored it.

But Seongyeon wasn’t like that, she realized there was something hidden here.

‘It must be related to the secret he is hiding.’

Seongyeon said everything was her fault.

When I heard it, it was real.

As a result of doing this because he wanted to give skills to me, his benefactor, he killed me and received two curses.

Because of this, she regressed 131 times.

I’m a victim who got caught up in it because of him… It must have been painful enough already.

So wouldn’t it be okay to be liberated little by little?

‘I can’t die in this episode, even if it’s just to find out the secret. He said he would die naturally, but he actually only has one life.

At least I can’t die. I have no intention of doing so.

I’m a solo hunter, so survival is my specialty.

‘They say they will forgive you if you conquer the Golden Tower, but even if they lower the hurdle, the conditions are strict.’

Topju was moodier than expected.

I felt like I could be forgiven more quickly if I treated myself politely, and thinking that gave me courage and motivation.

“For tomorrow’s sake, I need to wash my hands.”

I scratched her messy hair and looked around her groove.

Immediately after returning, she felt uncomfortable because she drank so much and couldn’t even shower.

The structure of the home is the same as the main branch in the brass tower. Welfare facilities prepared for guild members in the form of a hotel.

‘The shower room was this way, right?’

As expected, it is a place with excellent welfare.

I gave in to the intoxication and headed to the public shower room.

*

“Uuuuu~.”

While submerging myself in hot water, I urinated on the floor.

Just looking at it, the expensive alcohol turned into a bright yellow stream and disappeared across the shower floor.

Even though it was nothing special, just a scene from everyday life, I felt a strange sense of satisfaction thinking that something so expensive could be turned into something like urine in an instant.

‘Ah, hot water kills. When the sun rises, I’ll go to the bathroom to get rid of the smell from my body fur.’

It’s been a while since I thought it would be a good idea to go to a sauna, and when Seongyeon wakes up, I’m wondering if I’ll suggest her. As I was taking a shower, I suddenly felt like I was popular.

Squeak.

‘Who is it?’

The sound of wet soles. My watery, blurry eyes opened.

This late in the morning, someone other than me is stepping on the shower floor.

‘Who else was there at home besides me and Seongyeon?’

It can’t be.

Seongyeon was sleeping. No one has moved to the guild yet.

I was embarrassed and turned off the shower and held my breath.

‘Most of the guild members are still in the Brass Tower. There can be someone… ?’

-Rattle!

“!?”

The door to the next shower room was opened.

When I heard the sound, it was a shower room near the entrance to the shower room.

‘Who came to wash?’

It wasn’t.

-Rattle!

‘What are you doing?’

And the next door opened.

-Rattle!

-Rattle!

-Rattle!

The door is gradually opening, and it is approaching.

As if looking for me.

Finally, I opened the shower room right next to me and stood right in front of where I was.

-Rattling?

‘It came.’

I concentrated my aurors and prepared for any unexpected situation.

Fortunately, the door was locked, so it didn’t open right away, and the unknown person made a gesture.

-Knock.

“Who are you?”

“…”

There is no answer.

-Knock.

Instead, I knocked again.

“Who are you? I’m washing up right now.”

“…”

I answered again, but the other person had no intention of answering.

What on earth?

“…”

-Knock knock knock!!

‘Isn’t this an attack by an enemy guild?’

I wondered if I was mistaken like I was with the skyscraper.

Probably not.

If it were an enemy, they would have come to kill me right away without knocking.

‘Write.’

So, I used my auror for now, but without relaxing, I placed my hand on the doorknob.

“I’m opening that door. Please get out of the way.”

“…”

Steadily.

The opponent moved the wet sole.

He didn’t answer, but he followed my instructions as if he wasn’t an enemy.

‘Who are you really? Is someone playing a prank?’

I had been taking hot water until just now, but suddenly the cold air of dawn cooled my head.

The fever went down drastically, and I felt like I was going to wake up, but I didn’t.

Rather, it feels dizzy.

Bitch, who are you?

‘I don’t know who it is, but if you’re doing this as a prank, I’ll punish you mercilessly.’

I opened the door, swearing under my breath.

The heat that had gathered inside the shower room escaped outside, and my skin welcomed me.

─It was the chest.

‘Huh, cow?’

“…”

A woman is standing with a mask on her face.

It is not the usual envelope, but a neat mask with only the mouth and nose sticking out.

Oh my god.

There is only one person in the world who will pervert like this!

“What, did you come to see me!?”

My anger subsided.

It was truly the best to even visit the dairy cow on such a pleasant day.

First, he grabbed her by the shoulders, dragged her into the shower, and immediately pushed her against the wall next to the shower.

“Hey, hey. Anyway, what if he sneaks in? If people see me like this, they’ll mistake me for a thief.”

“I’m sorry… I’m sorry…”

“I’m sorry. But why did you suddenly come here at this hour? Did you want to congratulate me after hearing the news today?”

“That’s…”

“Isn’t it time to have a round of celebration…?”

… ?

Huh?

I finally heard a voice, and it was slightly different from the cow’s voice I knew.

A low, heavy voice that forcibly squeezes out someone else’s voice.

It wasn’t the voice I knew, and it was only then that I felt uncomfortable.

‘Just sleep. Is this our dairy cow?’

My mind was clouded by the intoxication and heat, so I didn’t notice it right away.

The milk I love is still big, but taller than usual.

Normally, Seongyeon’s height was around 160, but now she was slightly taller than 170, so she could make eye contact with me.

“What are you doing? It’s not a cow from our ranch!?”

“Shh.”

“No, really, who are you? What’s the deal with us cosplaying as cows and coming all the way in here!?”

I was embarrassed and tried to run back, but his hand went down faster than that.

─Chuck!

“Hoooook~!?”

The dick was caught!

Without any hesitation!

Men’s greatest weakness!!!

Even to the pervert who is imitating my girlfriend!!

‘J-Jeez, Jeez!? Where on earth did the cow run away from the ranch?!’

As I was shaking with excessive fear, the foreign cow came even closer!

“Be quiet… Stay…”

“!?”

He held my dick and whispered in my ear!

The blunt voice has subtly deteriorated!

To prevent people from knowing their original voice!?

‘What kind of bullshit thing is this!? Are you really an assassin?’

I tried to gather the aurors and take an attack stance…

─Suddenly!

“Off!?”

It was impossible.

“If you move… It will be pulled out…”

It was scary.

I never thought I would experience something like this.

She felt like a woman being raped by a stranger in a dark alley.

“I say it again… If you move… I’ll pull it out…”

Rattling…

“If you understand, nod her head…”

“Neuuuuu~!”

Nod nod nod!

When she hurriedly agreed, the suspicious girl who resembled a cow laughed at her.

Is she really going to kill me like this?

Or a threat!?

While I was trembling in the greatest fear of my life, the pervert took action.

“Don’t be nervous. I’ll make you feel good…”

She turned around behind me while holding her cock.

“Put your palms on the shower wall and stick your butt out…”

I followed orders.

Because now my balls have been caught.

‘Please don’t explode!’

As she trembled and pushed her butt back, the pervert showed out her big breasts.

And then.

“… Enjoy. It’s a dog.”

Immediately after, something unbelievable happened.

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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