My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

Chapter 66

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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Chapter 66 – Episode 66 – The Cat Fight Ends! [Reverse Victory & Lord and Servant Reverse Victory]

* Episode 66 – The cat fight ends! [Reverse victory & Lord and servant reverse victory]

Ceres sat down on the bed, lowered his upper body and let out a tired breath.

He was cooling his head while waiting to come out after washing first.

“… Are you coming to your senses?”

A towel wrapped around his neck and a drink in his other hand.

I asked in a hoarse voice how I should accept such a sexual performance.

“Why did you become such a twisted personality?”

-Still, the person I once liked.

-But when I look at my bare face, it’s just a bunch of nuisance.

-A devil who just makes people around him unhappy.

He asked that woman a question with his true intentions.

“…”

“Why do you make excuses like that?”

“… Your tone and concept are all back?”

“Don’t change your mind. You did that before too. You got angry because I scratched you, and then you just made excuses. How can you be so unlikable?”

“Did you seem like a bitch avoiding responsibility?”

“It’s not what you see, that’s how it is. A woman who won’t lose even if she has to die. How many times did you retry talking to me?”

“Oh~.”

‘As expected, you notice that much,’ he said with his eyes.

But I didn’t answer right away.

I threw the simple desk on the bed and poured a glass of wine with my tired hands.

“…”

“Are you not angry this time?”

“Getting angry is so mentally exhausting. But if you keep apologizing, I already know the [Results] That the other person won’t accept easily.”

So, suddenly, the atmosphere became one of strangulation, forceful defeat, and reconciliation.

In fact, it is a confession.

“Because you know the consequences? So, rather than apologizing, are you trying to exhaust the other person’s emotions and forcefully open a dialogue?”

“I know it’s arrogant. I know it’s human trash. But what can I do? I know too much about the consequences, so I choose what’s most comfortable for me, even though I know I shouldn’t do it.”

“… Like the suicide show just now?”

“I’m sorry. I mean this. I’ll be honest and say that I did it because I knew how you would react.”

Immediately, alcohol poured over her face.

Of course it didn’t move at all.

“I guess you knew this too?”

“Just a little while ago, I broke my head due to illness. This is just a small amount.”

“Ha.”

I just took a shower, but his hair smelled like alcohol.

However, he seemed to like the smell and poured himself a drink while smiling.

I felt like a crazy bitch.

“Does your brother know that you’re doing this?”

“Yes. It’s all exposed. I know about regression and I know that I started this to pay tribute. Since they don’t know that I’m a woman, they think I’m just doing it to return a favor.”

“What would you think if you found out that you were a woman and that you were like this because of your own personality?”

“Well, since she’s a prostitute, you might just laugh and overlook it. You know her personality, right? Even if you remember, she just cuts you off by saying, ‘She’s a different person.'”

I took a drink, saying it was great, and Ceres couldn’t resist, so I drank it right away.

“… You just have to talk like this from the beginning.”

“This happens because you only want that [Result].”

“That’s true… It’s a straight opinion, and it hurts so much…”

Still, I was relieved that I was in the mood to talk.

When Seongyeon poured her a drink, Ceres drank it without hesitation.

No matter how much I drank, I was in no condition to get drunk, so my insides burned.

“… How many times did you retry?”

“Even reconciliation?”

“It is not reconciliation, so please correct it to ‘until now.'”

“Stubbornness is pointless. So far… It only takes four times for you to enter the room.”

“…”

“It’s not until the middle of the cat fight. There’s a moment at the end when the temperature suddenly drops. That’s when it starts.”

“… Ha.”

She laughed, but Seongyeon also laughed.

A dark room without a single light on. The moonlight beyond the window illuminated the two people.

One side was crying, and the other side had puffy eyes.

“How many times did you tell your brother that you died?”

“Number 131.”

I was shocked by the absurd lie.

“It’s a lie.”

“Why do you think that?”

“There is no way a person who had his head blown off four times over such a trivial thing would have only died 131 times.”

“The evidence is weak?”

“I can tell just by looking at your face that your face has become so thick. I feel sorry not only to you, but to me, you are a person who doesn’t think much of anything.”

“No. I’m sorry. No matter what anyone says, it’s true. If I don’t act like this, I’ll be mentally consumed, and if I don’t keep the guilt as low as possible, I’ll go crazy, so it just looks that way.”

“It makes me want to take a peek and see what’s at the bottom of that dirty well at home.”

“Do you have a hobby of drinking shit?”

His tone of voice was calm, but it seemed like he was showing more sincerity than before.

The hand holding the glass continued to tremble.

“How many times have you died?”

“Number 131.”

“There’s no way you told your brother the whole truth.”

“Do you really think so?”

“You were saying similar things earlier about how you brought me to the guild because you seemed like a friend to me. Yes, I am at best a friend level, but you mean my whole world to you. There is no way I would ever utter words that would hurt that person greatly. I know that much, so I am asking. I said it would.”

Ceres was annoyed.

Are you going to change your mind even though we’ve come this far?

“For the last time, I ask you what number is this?”

“It’s the 131st time.”

“How long will you lie-“

“-This is the 131st time I restarted my life from zero.”

“…”

“So, the number of times the head exploded wasn’t counted. That doesn’t count as death. If you count things like that, the units are different.”

“… What?”

“Generally speaking, it resets when you are 10 years old and lasts 17 years until you are 27 years old. If one year is 8760 hours, then 148920 hours over 17 years. Since this is the 131st repetition, roughly 19508520 hours?”

And then have a drink.

“Just add up the number of small deaths. How can you remember when you die so often?”

So, the constellation of pure love said to Hong Chang-gi.

I don’t know.

-You, after all, don’t know anything. “I don’t know how many times you’ve died, why you died, or who killed you.”

-What kind of bullshit is that?

-Number 16… Or is it a bit more… ?

-I don’t tell lies to my comrades. How could I tell a lie when it was a memory given to me as a reward for clearing it?

-I… How many times did you die?

-About 18 times? I don’t know the exact number either. It is blocked by the authority of the tower owner.

There is no way to derive it accurately.

It’s 131 times since I started again when I was 10 years old, and of course there will be more if you include the minor regressions in between.

“Uh, I grew up controlling my schedule in very small and detailed ways. I created a routine, trained, and strengthened my Aurors so that I could easily conquer the top level. I’m not the type to get stronger just because I regress. Furthermore, I don’t have feelings. Knowing how to act shamelessly is one of the know-hows of a long life.”

“You are a madman.”

“If you realize that, it’s over, so don’t push it.”

“How on earth do you stay sane?”

“When I’m next to Chang-gi, I feel better and feel more stable. Especially, the dopamine rush that comes out when we finally meet again is no joke. Like a drug, the good stuff pours out of my head and all the years of pain disappear.”

“Do you think your spirit will survive with that?”

“The power of love is infinite.”

I am at a loss for words.

Seongyeon was even crazier after calling others menhera.

“Actually, the reason we signed a treaty with North Korea this episode was because of Changgi. I haven’t told him yet, but I secretly thought about it during our first drink.”

“Is it because of the military?”

“Yeah. I’m going to get you out of there. Don’t you feel sorry for me being locked up in a place that smells like sweat? Meanwhile, I think I’ve wasted my time and lock myself in my room and masturbate, and it feels perfect.”

“…”

The masturbation scale is different.

They say that people feel fear when faced with something they cannot understand, and that was exactly the case now.

“Now I understand.”

“What?”

“I’ve been headbutting against the wall this whole time.”

At this point, I gained enlightenment and became curious.

“Why has someone who prepares so thoroughly failed so far?”

It’s strange.

A person who goes to such lengths to take out one man from his army.

Why? How?

“Because someone interfered.”

“Who?”

“Who’s the boss? Thanks to Changgi, we finally met after 131 attempts, but from what I’m saying, I’m saying that I was planning on making them start over 100 more times or something.”

“100 times…”

God’s wrath was scary.

Life is long now, number 131…

Nevertheless, Seongyeon looked very happy.

“Even if it looks like this, it’s very hopeful. If you go that far, they’ll forgive you, so it’s not like there’s no end at all, right?”

“Is it at that level?”

“Yes. It’s at that level. Isn’t it like that when you get scolded by someone? When does that person let go of their anger? That’s the most important thing, isn’t it?”

Also discuss the results.

“… So the tower owner doesn’t like it.”

“That’s right. This is a terrible habit. I want to change it, but I can’t.”

He gets angry by slapping his cheek, but there is nothing he can do because it is a habit that has already ingrained into his bones.

It might have been a little better if there had been no regression, but it was too late.

“Huh…”

Seongyeon had another drink and Ceres also had a drink.

The fight was meaningless, but what was gained was great.

“So, will this round be a success? The tower owner won’t interfere, and my brother and I know the situation. If we cooperate, this time…”

“… I don’t know that yet.”

“Why?”

“After watching this episode, I realized that there was someone other than the top owner who was interfering with my life. It was clear that she intervened in the middle of the regression.”

Boo’s feelings became an auror and spread like smoke.

The eyes are already white. She showed her anger without sparing a single black pupil.

“The bitch who ordered you to break the gate.”

“… Vagabond?”

“There’s no doubt about it. It’s her.”

My vision returned, but my neck was shaking, and my teeth were grinding.

His black pupils were shaking back and forth, and he showed signs of anxiety.

“He was like that every time. At some point, he became my enemy and tried to interfere with me. But that doesn’t mean he followed my regression. No matter how many times I regressed, he didn’t seem to notice. I even stalked him as a child, where he was and what he was doing, but he just “The fact that she’s a poor kid hasn’t changed?”

“Is that Vagabond the one who is interfering with you and your brother?”

“It’s the same this time too. I invited you and the prostitute all of a sudden on the 20th floor, right?”

He suddenly appeared in the sauna on the 19th floor.

He handed me a new map and disappeared, saying that the transition coordinates had changed.

At the time, she didn’t feel anything strange, but when Seongyeon said it herself, the meaning changed.

“Are you saying she was waiting for me and her brother?”

“Do you think there’s any reason to wait for you since you’ve already completed the quest?”

At that time, Suni made an excuse.

She said that the Snow Maiden’s village had moved somewhere else, and that was why she was left alone.

“If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t have gone to the 20th floor.”

“…”

“For now, he’s only sticking his tail out, but I know everything. At some point, he’ll make a bigger gesture.”

This time, all the emotions were revealed.

She held Ceres’ hand with her trembling hand.

“I apologize sincerely. So please don’t forget and listen to my advice. Don’t get involved with her. If I can’t come forward, you will have to protect the prostitute.”

“… What is your ultimate goal?”

“Happy ending.”

The obvious ending that everyone wants.

“As long as the top owner is involved, this episode can never fail. Not all of your memories have returned, but I see the possibility this time. If this is the case, I will be able to pay for some, if not all, of my sins.”

“Are you trying to give back all the memories from the previous episode to other people as well?”

“That’s right.”

“What do those people know? Isn’t there a possibility that they’ll meet someone else and live a normal life in this episode?”

“Absolutely not. Even if I don’t act, everyone will head to the prostitute’s arms. Because, just like you, everyone is hoping for that one person deep in their soul.”

He stabbed Ceres in the chest.

“Your memories haven’t come back, but I’ve seen some of them, and you’re acting like this towards me. Isn’t it obvious what other people are like?”

That too.

In this episode, Seongyeon is Ceres’ benefactor.

Nevertheless, I followed him and missed him as if it was natural.

“Are the bitches who are trying to stick by your brother your former lovers?”

“That’s right.”

“That’s so amazing. I can’t even imagine how much you’ve given in your 131 lives.”

“It’s not all my fault. As we repeated the episode, there were many kids that Changgi helped like you. So naturally, the number increased…”

I trailed off.

At that moment, I realized my mistake, but it was too late to react.

“Don’t talk nonsense! I don’t know anything else, but if you excuse it because it’s because of my brother! I know you’ll kill me right here again!”

When Seongyeon said she couldn’t do that, she lowered her head.

“… It’s my fault for repeating the episode.”

“…”

“I’m sorry for making excuses…”

Even giving excuses just because they made sense was an excuse.

“… Fuck you.”

Ceres was worried.

Look what I’m saying.

After repeating her rounds so much, this woman went crazy.

Even as she rambled on, she wondered what to do with this bitch.

Violence was not the solution.

As you say, you can slam a bottle of alcohol on his head, but even that is just a gentle means of conversation with that crazy bitch.

….

… Ah.

“There is a condition to help you instead.”

“What conditions? Are you going to put conditions on helping your brother?”

“Don’t try to trick me. I don’t trust you anymore. No matter what I say, I don’t sound sane, and it feels like I’m talking to a drunk person.”

Fair words.

“What do you want? What should I do for you? If there’s anything I can do, right here…”

“… Bowing your head or giving up your pride doesn’t help at all. Especially against you. It’s not even a punishment for someone who has suffered such humiliation.”

“Then?”

He said.

“So, when this is all over, please leave my brother’s side. After the curse has been completely resolved, you can disappear alone.”

“…”

“We will not let them act crony ‘in front of us.'”

This was the solution Ceres came up with.

Despite all the thought I had put into it, I felt like I would snort at the sloppy request.

“… What if that doesn’t work?”

“Try it again. I will give the same answer every time.”

“Do you think you can do it?”

That’s your territory. A world of privilege.

Seongyeon revealed herself and Ceres laughed at it.

Here’s a chance to give this damn bitch a punch.

“What if I call the top owner here?”

“… What?”

Sure enough, his face became pale.

The bottom of the well filled with excrement was scratched, and ill feelings rose to the surface.

“Do you think he’ll come?”

“It will come.”

“W-what basis? I’ve been calling for this person my whole life, but he’s never come!”

“That’s right, it won’t respond to your voice. I also block all election calls every time I answer the phone. Is it okay for them to be there?”

“I know very well! What can a person who knows so well believe and say such things…!”

“From what I heard, it seems like he really likes watching you roll over. Would you like to bet with me on whether he heard what I said or not?”

“Hey… Wait… Stop…!”

“—Top owner!!”

“Stop it you fucking bitch!!!”

Seongyeon screamed, and the world lit up.

[Top owner ‘Aphrodite’ smiled at this interesting sight!]

“… Huh!?”

Fucked.

Fucked. Fucked. Fucked.

Fucked. Fucked. Fucked. Fucked. Fucked.

Suddenly, the person that Seongyeon fears the most has appeared.

I barely held back from feeling like I was going to urinate without even realizing it.

“H-why… Why?”

“If it were me, I would come. Is there a God who wouldn’t come to scold this obnoxious bitch?”

“Ugh… Ugh…”

“You’ve probably heard the story. From now on, I’m going to put a leash around this crazy girl’s neck. If she accepts my offer, the owner of the tower, please make a contract on my behalf.”

“Such nonsense… There is no way God would respond…!”

-It can’t be.

[I cheerfully agree!]

“Aaaaah!!”

-There is.

If there was a bare face underneath the bare face, would it be like this?

She was terrified as she faced the owner of the tower without a spear.

“Look, you are so shameless that even God would come out like this. I would have cursed you to kill that self-indulgent temperamental brat, but you are so full of excuses! Even I can’t stand it, so why not look at it from the side!?”

“I’m sorry… I said I was sorry! So I can’t curse any more than this! It’s impossible! I’m sure I’ll go crazy!!”

“No. This is not a curse. This is a fair contract between us.”

I won’t let her win.

Ceres stepped forward and saw aurors gathering around her neck.

Also, his intention to commit suicide was obvious.

[Bad habit!]

“Hi!?”

The auror failed.

It was the tower owner’s doing.

“Promise me. Even if you go back, you will keep your contract with me. Once this is over, you will regret your sins and leave my brother’s side. You will never act like a crony in front of us.”

“…”

“If I don’t tell you, this episode is over. Do you think this miracle of being able to talk to Tapju will happen twice?”

“It’s the end… This episode… I barely got a chance…?”

“In the first place, this opportunity was obtained through your brother’s efforts, not yours. It’s not because you lost that bad habit. See how you find hope when you hear that the owner of the tower will forgive you if you roll 100 more times. He is the one who will truly forgive you after hearing such words. Do you think?”

“Uh… Ah…”

My eyes turned to the system window.

[Don’t you understand the metaphor?]

“… Ugh.”

Seongyeon trembled.

There is no time left.

Now that the tower owner has intervened, it’s over.

If you try to make a fuss here by saying you don’t like it, you will end up getting punished even more.

“Okay… I will make a contract…”

“Say it directly.”

“When this incident is over, I will take responsibility… I will leave Changgi’s side…”

“I can’t forgive the crony behavior during this episode.”

“I won’t even pretend to be a crony…”

“Only I have the authority to cancel the contract. Even the tower owner will not interfere with this.”

“… Are you going to put a leash on me?”

“Yes.”

“If I want to be with a prostitute… I have to flatter you…?”

“I don’t mean that. I’m not interested in your body anymore. Furthermore, I don’t intend to harass you on purpose, so please don’t worry.”

“…”

“Don’t you like it?”

“No… I will transfer all rights to terminate the contract to Ceres…”

“… Tap owner.”

The system window lit up at Ceres’ words.

[When will he change his habit?]

[It’s real gold.]

The pure white drawing paper turned into a contract and entered the hearts of the two people.

It was not an ordinary contract, but a contract in which souls were tied together by God himself.

“This is how I reverted and can no longer run away.”

“… Ugh.”

I don’t know what kind of penalty the contract will provide, but the end of Seongyeon is decided.

Ceres’s mind was much lighter than before.

“I know how to train you. Violence is not the answer, so stepping forward like this is effective, right?”

“Huh… Huh…!”

“Relax inside.”

In the end, Seongyeon bent her back and trembled.

Faced with such a loser, Ceres and the system window that came up behind him laughed vulgarly haha].

“… I’m sorry for calling you out on something like this. I was rude.”

Of course, we did not forget manners.

Ceres was polite, and the tower owner also responded cheerfully.

[Stories like this are always welcome.]

[There are so many good things happening in this episode.]

[To the point where I get angry.]

“… Then that’s a good thing.”

Even though I answered clearly, I secretly blamed this god.

No matter what, he is the one who put the curse on his brother.

I hated both Seongyeon and Shin.

[Oh, before I leave, I want to ask you one question.]

[What is that bitch you were just talking about?]

“… That bitch?”

[Vagabond?]

[Is she the bitch who bypassed my tower in this episode?]

“There is no evidence or physical evidence yet.”

“In the first place… It’s something that God would know right away…”

[It’s normal to find out what my power is, but I’m being interrupted somewhere.]

[Is it the work of another god, or…? .]

[Hmm.]

Topju was silent.

[Anyway, if you find the culprit and the evidence, call me right away.]

[Don’t forget that depending on the situation, you may be rewarded.]

[For example, something like memory?]

“…!?”

I couldn’t control my emotions at those words and fell down.

This time, instead of seeing, I get my memories back.

Unlike Ceres, Seongyeon was calm, like someone who was exhausted.

It was the end of the herbivore before the carnivore.

[It would be nice if it were that gentle on a regular basis.]

[That’s why only boys suffer.]

[Sigh.]

[If only I had kept one thing right, I wouldn’t have done this, and I would have forgiven you right away.]

“… What is it?”

[Why am I telling you that?]

[You figure it out.]

“Ugh. Ugh.”

[I think I saw something interesting. This is the end for today.]

[If you call any deacon other than you, I will respond immediately.]

[But don’t call me too often.]

[Do you understand?]

“Okay. Thank you for giving me a chance to beat this idiot.”

[Okay, okay.]

[This job is done, you two can take care of the rest~!]

The tower’s system window has disappeared.

I really just said what I had to say and left.

“Huh…”

Tears flowing immediately afterward.

She cried like a child and buried her face in the bedsheets, but Ceres responded with a snort.

“It will be morning soon. Let’s have a drink until the sun rises. Master Jeon.”

“I don’t feel like that…”

“… No?”

“Oh, no!”

I definitely added an honorific.

This is evidence that the existing relationship ended with a single contract intervention by the tower owner.

“Why are you looking at me like that? Why? Do you not like it? You will be with me for a long time from now on, but do you think you want to build up bad feelings already?”

“Huh. Nope…”

“… Isn’t it?”

Nod!

“Alcohol.”

“Uuuh…”

Seongyeon squeezed out tears and held out the bottle of alcohol.

With this, the come-from-behind victory and master-servant reversal is complete.

“This is the America of victory.”

It was the night I learned the sweetness of alcohol for the first time in my life.

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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