Chapter 67 – Episode 67 – A Slightly Depressing Drinking Party With Three Women
* Episode 67 – A slightly depressing drinking party with three women
After one or five days of turbulence, a bright yellow morning arrived.
I drank her burdock tea from a plastic bottle while lying naked on the bed.
“Kohuh.”
My back hurts.
My head hurts too.
We had sexed all night long.
I enjoyed everything and now that I’m back home, it’s strange if I don’t get sick.
‘I’m not even the male lead of an adult cartoon-‘
If it weren’t for the help of the skill, I would have lost all my bullets on the third shot and been kicked by Ceres.
‘Hey. Looking at me now, I’m such a fucking bastard, right? No matter how upset I was, I stuck it in her pussy for a good 7 hours. In fact, one of men’s sex fantasies has come true, right?’
-One of men’s sex fantasies.
-Pampering me all day with my dick buried in my pussy or hitting me to sleep.
This is unrealistic because it is usually cold, or the blood has not healed and has now cooled down. Even women find it difficult to accept.
But I was able to do it because I had the skills.
[Nectar(Νέκταρ) (C~?)]
[Your semen has the power to attract females.]
[It has a slight cosmetic effect.]
[D+ Anyone who touches your semen will recover some of their wounds.]
[D+ The overall function of the genitals increases.]
[C+ Anyone who touches your semen will recover from abnormal status.]
[C+ The function of the genitals is greatly increased.]
When I think about it, the 20th floor gateway was like that too.
They said that if I tell a lie, my energy will be sucked out. Even though Ceres kept telling lies because she didn’t know the previous episode, I didn’t feel any danger.
If it were other people, I would have passed out already from the excitement, but I feel so alive like this.
‘Just like Ian and Seongyeon said, it is true that this gateway is specialized.’
For others, 1 or 2 lies may be a crisis, but I have more than 5 steps to spare.
… Even when I think about it, this gateway was also tough.
As long as there is a 100% way around it or there is a constellation, that is no longer possible. However, the risk is too great to challenge it head on.
If it weren’t for me, it would have taken quite a while to clear the 10th floor.
‘Now that I look at it, I’m not ranking up again.’
Speaking of skills, I checked the rank, but it stopped at C.
I must have had a meal with Ceres, so it wouldn’t be strange if we moved on to the next level.
“[Skill card revealed].”
I took out the skill card in my palm and checked it.
It’s still the same.
‘You did that, but now you’ve lost 30-40%, right?’
Last time, the copper shell was half peeled off to reveal silver, but this time, there is silver inside the silver card shell.
I know the next rank is B, but sucking up experience points is so weird.
‘It seems like there is a section where it sucks a lot of experience.’
I understand that you are asking for more experience points because your rank has risen, but if you only got this much even after using it for 4 days…
‘If I win the same person in succession, will it decrease that much?’
This is the most reasonable guess.
“… It seems like an insane skill. Even if you get a top level hunter like this, if he’s a C, any other guy besides me would have been an E~D for the rest of his life.”
I put the card in and took another sip.
My stomach sank.
Nectar, it’s not a problem right now.
Anyway, you’re good at using C, right?
Rather, the problem now is this…
[Super Warrior of Love – Dragon ®]
[■■ Or ■■■ automatically activates when ■■ is ■■ to ■■. Grants ‘autonomous hyper invincible mode’ to the skill holder.]
[※ The duration increases or decreases depending on the user’s ■■ gauge.]
[※ Cooldown time is approximately one month. It decreases depending on the user’s ■■ gauge.]
…
Haha…
Haha!!!!!
Fuck!!
“Oh, what should I do with those tin cans? Should I disassemble them and turn them into a rice cooker?”
It’s not some kind of curse, it’s my skill, but is it possible that I don’t know the activation conditions?
From what you’re saying, I understand that it’s a ‘very strong skill’, but isn’t this too much?
Looking at it, I know they wouldn’t have told me even if I asked, but that makes me even more upset.
“What on earth is the autonomous hyper invincible mode, you bastards?”
I searched on my cell phone.
Are there any memes I don’t know about?
But I can’t tell even if I look at it.
Whether it’s the invincibility mode of a certain game, the final form of a special film, or the invincibility buff of a gag harem animation, the only thing they have in common is that [If you use this, it’s over].
‘I looked through Hunter’s community and there was no related information.’
If you look through the recommended bulletin boards that popped up today, all you see are aggressive posts like [I drew an EX grade card lol].
Of course, such posts are full of comments like [You know, that’s a gambling card], [You’re such a sucker for life], [Can’t newbies these days even differentiate between EX and SSS?].
Just in case, [What grade is R?] I posted a sneak peek.
-[Can’t we gays speak English?]
-[Is there another bastard who gave up learning a second foreign language just because the tower is automatically going back to Papa?]
-[This is being criticized in the community again]
-[Write it down]
-[What the fuck is R? Are you from Team Rocket?]
└ [Team Rocket haha]
└ [Jammin who does not know Team Rocket, leave]
└ [I have a sore throat]
-[【Ranking No. 1 Lookalike Female BJ Friend Room】← Part 2 is now in progress right away]
-[Wow, there is finally a generation that forgets English lol]
-[A crucian carp-head who forgets ABC even though it is a physically demanding job lol]
-[What is R?]
-[(Meaningless cat emoticon)]
-[Jammin borrowed his parents’ account again and came crawling in]
-[The bastards who came in thinking it was a porn story after seeing R, ㄱㅊ]
… The level of comments being made right away is truly amazing.
If even one person had known, he would have made a comment and pretended to know.
‘Think of it as a skill that will be helpful someday. I’m not a constellation that would do something like that to fuck me for no reason.’
Rather, it is the side that pushes me.
Looking at it, it looks like no one has gained it other than me, so it’s just a dream… ?
‘It’s the first skill I’ve ever acquired in the world…’
I felt so happy that I buried my face in her pillow and laughed.
I was angry that I might have received a crappy skill, but now I’m laughing at myself.
Do you have bipolar disorder?
“…”
I felt completely down.
My whole body was exhausted, but it wasn’t unpleasant fatigue.
It’s a boiling, satisfied fatigue.
I resigned myself to that fatigue and calmly recalled yesterday’s events.
‘What happened to Seongyeon and Ceres? What about cows? Is it true that they are reconciling? There must be something about the fact that I haven’t heard any news since right after my return. Write. If you do this, won’t you suddenly go astray?’
I feel like I want to intervene, but my memory is lost in the middle, so I don’t know what’s going on.
I think the reason I saw the memory was because of my girlfriend… ?
‘-Pfft. Stop. Top owner said that if you try to force yourself to remember, you might break down, so let’s just ignore it. Anyway, breaking the gate means that you did a good job with Ceres. I think he listened to me and made up his mind. Let’s think that the three of us will take care of it.’
I barely got up and started walking around the large room that I wasn’t used to yet.
Even though it was my room, I couldn’t calm down.
Because things like Skills and Ceres are like that out there?
-The head of the vegetation guild should come out and explain!
-What on earth happened yesterday!?
-Let’s talk about this!
-Teachers!
-Are we going up to the 20th floor right away!?
-Hey, what are you doing in front of someone else’s guild! Won’t it turn off right away?
-Shut up! We came because we were curious too!
-You little bastards! They said no attacks are allowed until your map is released! Why did you monopolize the gateway and fall asleep!
-Isn’t this monopolizing the rewards!?
-Fuck the monopoly, what are you talking about when you guys couldn’t break it anyway!
-We are not fully aware of the situation, so stay calm until the notice comes out!
-You guys controlled the hunting grounds for this from the beginning, damn you!!
-Why are you able to attack so quickly?
-Damn the map, I heard it hasn’t changed inside, so why did they unite with the draftsman’s guild!
-Come out and explain!!
I opened the window and peeked outside.
Our guild is in conflict with a group of hunters camped at the guild entrance.
I thought it would go well, as I would have conquered the 20th floor at best, but the atmosphere took a strange turn.
‘They controlled the hunting grounds by saying they were using a new map, but in the meantime, the gate was broken, so there is a misunderstanding.’
In order to create a new map, the hunting grounds have been controlled for almost a week. In the meantime, the tower was conquered, so they must be wondering something.
‘Even the magical eyes are mixed in, right?’
It was just after I returned yesterday and I didn’t have time to explain the situation to my colleagues.
Ceres went to unwind, and I went to sleep.
As I was scratching the back of my neck wondering how I could resolve this situation, wondering if I had been too irresponsible, my cell phone rang twice in a row.
‘-Oh my.’
It felt good.
The confidence that someone is looking for me, not an advertising text.
Sure enough, when I picked up my phone again, I saw two familiar names.
[Today’s incoming call history]
[♡Dairy cow♡]
[11 AM]
[ㅎㅇ]
[Dear master, can you text me now?]
Of course it won’t work.
I immediately replied that it was okay.
-[I have a lot to say]
-[I’m leaving the main story because I’ve noticed~]
-[I made peace with Ceres!]
-[Already?]
-[Neng.]
-[I can’t tell you the details, but there’s a lot of stuff accumulated]
-[We talked about that all night and just made up really well.] [Carrot emoticon]
-[Good]
-[Aren’t they just tearing each other’s hair out?]
-[Looking at the atmosphere, it looks like there will be hand-to-hand combat]
-[A little?]
-[But… It’s not a problem so ㄱㅊ] [Carrot emoticon] [Carrot emoticon]
-[I wasn’t offended or anything] [Carrot emoticon]
-[Really?]
-[Dairy cows don’t scold their owners] [Carrot emoticon]
-[There are also photos of evidence~]
【Attached photo】 ← [Photo of Ceres drinking naked with her face bright red here and there]
There is a [Carrot sticker] In the corner of the photo.
I know what it means.
There was a carrot attached to the conversation just now…
-[What. Why are you shaking the carrot?]
-[Are you still fighting?]
-[ㅇ?]
-[No?] [Carrot emoticon]
-[But why are you acting so crazy?]
-[Aren’t you sending some kind of signal?]
-[My phone is broken now!]
-[So I’m shaking it forcibly!]
-[Anyway, photo baba! It was swollen, but we made up in the end~!] [Carrot emoticon]
-[Are we really reconciled?]
-[Yes, yes.]
-[Is it real?] [Carrot emoticon]
-[We took a bath together in the morning] [Carrot emoticon]
-[Washing each other and touching buttocks haha] [Carrot emoticon] [Carrot emoticon]
-[Oh, it’s not like the relationship has completely gone wrong or something?]
-[Even though Ceres gets angry, we still spend time together lol] [Carrot emoticon]
-[In places where the owner is not visible, please call me nice, sister, sister haha] [Carrot emoticon] [Carrot emoticon]
-[I must have been drinking all night. Can’t I meet you today?]
-[Perhaps?]
-[I feel like meeting secretly 1:1 haha]
-[Ceres is so excited that she made up with me?] [Carrot emoticon]
-[Would I be able to go out without you next to me~?] [Carrot emoticon] [Carrot emoticon]
-[After seeing the situation, you came out early in the morning and met secretly]
-[I also have something I want to say]
-[Huh, really?]
-[Then fuck at dawn]
The reply stopped.
-[ㄴㄱㅈㄱㅓㅓㅊ]
-[ㅊㅌㅍㄷㅅㅅㅗㄴㅁㅇㅍ]
-[ㄹㄹㅈㅂㄱㅗㄴㅁㅇㅁㄹho]
– Hehe]
A typo suddenly appeared.
What is it?
I waited for a while to see if I had dropped my phone.
-[Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon][Carrot emoticon]
It was immediately plastered with emoticons.
I said my phone was broken, so I waited for a while and immediately got a normal reply.
-[Sorry.]
-[I accidentally dropped my phone.]
-[Now that I think about it, I’m tired today.]
-[I will make time to meet you two later.]
-[Three of us?]
-[It might be awkward, but is it okay?]
-[It’s okay.]
-[I will make you both happy.]
-[Please keep your cock erect and look forward to it.]
It was short, simple, and powerful.
I felt uncomfortable along the way, but it was okay if we reconciled.
….
… Hmm?
“Isn’t this our guild home?”
Instead, I looked closely at the attached photo.
It was hard to see because the surroundings were dark, but the shape was similar to my room.
Did they talk about Ceres being with them in the room over there?
Or our guild member?
‘There’s nothing strange about the latter. She was introduced to me by Seongyeon in the first place, and Ceres said she was an acquaintance of hers, so they might actually be in the same guild.’
It may not be true because I’ve never seen a guild member with a body like that, other than Ceres.
In the end, guesses are just guesses.
‘For now, we have reconciled. It’s only been a day, but judging from the conversation I’ve had with the two of them, Ceres is also really harsh.’
This side lay down right after returning and stretched out until 11 o’clock, but the other side was still making noise.
‘Looking at it, it looks like we won’t be able to meet today. Let’s get this schedule done first.’
I checked the following text.
[Today’s incoming call history]
[Great witch of the same age]
[11 AM]
[Aralia tree at 8pm tonight?]
This person made an appointment right away.
The news about the strategy must have reached other people’s ears as well. At first, I thought it was because of that.
-[Because of conquering the 20th floor?]
-[There are also things. You asked me to have a drink with you last time.]
-[Maybe you forgot?]
-[Oh, now I remember]
-[ㅈㅅㅈㅅ]
-[Go and talk]
-[There are a lot of things I want to hear, including what happened yesterday]
-[Tonight, huh? If it doesn’t work today, we’ll force it tomorrow.]
-[Available today]
-[ㄴㄱㄴㄱ Om?]
-[You Me, Red Jumma, Black Jumma 4-person Pot]
A red woman and a black woman.
The image was different when we met in person and when we talked through text.
To put it nicely, he was easy-going.
-[Do you have a favorite snack?]
-[Just fruit, coffee, peanuts and squid?]
-[The meat is turned inside out]
-[What is good about alcohol?]
-[Anything goes with beer]
-[No soju instead]
-[Why?]
-[I am weak at drinking]
-[Can also be drunk with beer]
-[ㅇㅋ]
-[Is there anything else you need?]
-[Your guild is mixed up in front of my guild, and they are making a fuss, but they are leaving.]
-[Our Guild?]
-[What the hell?]
-[What are you talking about?]
-[I’m mixing in with the protesters and talking nonsense about monopoly on rewards and other things because I conquered the 20th floor]
-[Looking at it, it looks like I heard nonsense somewhere]
-[?]
-[Oh, I guess it’s just a long story]
-[After taking a moment to understand the situation, I came here]
-[ㅇㅋ]
The conversation stops for about 1 minute.
-[Why are they giving a damn when I’m just sitting still?]
-[What are you doing there?]
-[My Gilma, I guess I can’t go out because I have to cover my head right now?]
-[We’ll talk about it in detail at night, so please take care of your children.]
-[It will be suppressed quickly even if I don’t step in]
-[ㅇ?]
-[My executives are next to me right now haha]
-[Everyone’s eyes turned lol]
-[?]
-[The kids mixed in their haha]
-[After hearing the story, these are newbies who were recently recruited haha]
-[Why are you newbies doing this to us?]
-[I don’t know anything yet, so it seems like I got some random air from somewhere?]
-[Should I say this is the time when I joined first place and didn’t feel any pain in my shoulders?]
-[Sometimes. Kids who ignore other guilds because they say we’re number 1 haha]
-[LOL]
-[I understand the dust]
-[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ;;;]
-[ㅈㅅ;;]
The conversation stopped for a moment with an awkward laugh at the end.
I took out another burdock tea and drank it while sticking my head out the window.
Sure enough, about two minutes later, executive-level hunters with auras wrapped around their bodies appeared.
-Hey you bastards!
-What are you guys doing here!?
-Uh, Mr. Sonbaim?
-Uh, why did you come here… ?
-Why would we come? Gilma is here to catch you!
-What are you doing against the alliance guild in the morning, you bastards!
-No, this is what I wanted to talk about because we heard that the vegetable bastards hogged the reward without consulting us… !
-Didn’t you guys hear it!? These bastards left us behind to work?
-What kind of monopoly is monopolization?
-What do you mean by work?
-You got that from last night! Clearing the 20th floor!
-I heard we were all doing this together!?
-Everyone said not to climb the tower until a new map was created, but then two people climbed up from the vegetation and cleared it by surprise!!
-Is this true?
-Huh, where are you picking up nonsense?
-Sipa couldn’t attack that one, so everyone ran away. Who’s responsible? Oh, who said that!
-Oh, isn’t it?
-Who on earth says that, you frustrating bastards!
-Well, my acquaintances just said this in the morning on Hunter Talk… I have to carry this on my gun…
-They say it’s not just about monopolizing the reward, it’s Eva who monopolizes the Imperial Tower…
-Friend? Where are you acquaintances?
-Is there anyone else other than us who conquers the Imperial Tower?
-No, that’s not it.
-I have an acquaintance who is very knowledgeable about this information…
-Fuck it. Can’t you see that we’ve created the atmosphere right now?
-Huh. Do you even listen to outsiders?
-Hey, look at the people gathered. Is this something we gathered for in the name of our guild?
-Perhaps, too?
-I didn’t collect it on purpose!
-Amado is a total mess. Oh, I’m really pissed.
-After a long time, Gilma and the executives all gathered together and were saying that things were going well. What kind of trouble is this?
– I’m crying. I was in a good mood after a long time, so I smiled like a girl and asked to have a dinner party. At that time, he looked at his phone and looked at me with a straight face.
-Wow, I really thought my heart was dropping? I thought we were searching on the spot!!
-Oh, I’m screwed.
-Are you that upset?
-Yeah, you’re screwed! Not us, you! No matter what!
-There is no time for this here! Hurry up and crawl in!
-And that way! Where did you see something?! Disband, bastards!!
-No, but I wasn’t trying to gather people on purpose.
-They said we were talking to Gilma over there, so they didn’t call anyone from over there. They even tried to send it back right away, so their voices got louder… !
-Oh my, this is frustrating! There is no time for excuses now!
-You bastard turned your eyes around!
-There is no time for this! You’re just talking nonsense here, you guys are all flying!
-It really exploded physically! Do you understand us!?
-It’s true that we’re pissed too! I’m doing this to save you, poor sentient beings!!
-Heo Eok.
-Run! Run!
-Go and pray! Fast!
After all, it is a 3D industry.
The senior hunter’s authority was strong, and his mouth was also dirty.
As the newbies of the #1 guild, My Eyes, retreated, the hunters who were in the mood also quietly disappeared.
Maybe it’s because of the timing of the attack, but it looks like bad rumors are spreading.
-[It looks like they can’t manage the water below, maybe because the flowing water is so big haha]
-[Haha. S***!]
-[I’m truly sorry…]
-[LOL]
-[Is it time for me to get an apology for that?]
-[I’ll send a text message to Seongyeon first, so don’t worry]
-[ㅇㅋ Thank you so much~!]
-[I will also send an explanation text to Seongyeon]
-[Bar again later at night~♡]
-[ㅇㅋㄷㅋ]
I just laughed and moved on.
They also seemed very apologetic, and it’s not something I can blame.
I sent a text message to my superior, Seongyeon, explaining what just happened.
‘As expected, no reply.’
If they didn’t show up despite the commotion outside, they must have been tired from the Ceres incident.
Let’s leave it alone today.