Chapter 69 – Episode 69 – A Slightly Depressing Drinking Party With Three Women

* Episode 69 – A slightly depressing drinking party with three women

Since it started as a drama, the first topic was this.

-What dramas are you watching these days?

-The lady likes ■■ these days.

-Me too! That actor is perfect at acting!?

-The content is soggy! Even the actress is full of evil! That’s why you say you can’t stop doing that!?

-I like that content too…

-Madame, have you listened to the OST?

-Saw. These days, whenever I have time, I’m singing directly here…

-Envy you. Should we open a karaoke room in our guild?

-No. I sincerely advise you not to do it.

-Why?

-We came here once, and we heard that the kids don’t climb the tower, but instead crawl up there whenever they get the chance!?

-Some soundproofing… If you only use the equipment roughly, you may suffer from noise.

-That’s right. Because of that, it’s a bit difficult to do internal construction.

I’m not good at this story, so I kept quiet.

Perhaps sensing this atmosphere, the topic changed to a song again.

-You’re an otaku?

-Ajumma, watch cartoons too. I had to watch it with her daughter.

-Some kids know that song, so why not sing it?

-Oh, that’s good! Shall we get excited!?

-Call me! Call all those who are waiting~!

I stopped him because he said it would be embarrassing to call the people who work in places like this things like that.

Of course, they didn’t mean it either, so they sent out the people who had come in beforehand and the four of us enjoyed it together.

-Oh Madam, I sing well!

-Ulchimchim, I guess you practiced a lot on your own?

-Hehe.

-Next, it’s your turn, prostitute! Hurry and call me!

-Okay. Then with this…

-That’s a song these days. Where did the original song go?

-What is it originally called? Hehe, what are you talking about?

-Why isn’t it anime, you idiot!

-Why, I’m cosplaying as a witch because I don’t want to hear you criticizing me!

-Wow, I even sing it unnecessarily well!

-I guess you really liked Gold Karaoke?

-If you live alone, all you have left is time~!

-I think it’s okay to call it something more embarrassing.

-I won’t call you even if I die at the point where Madame said she was embarrassed!

-Uh, huh? I didn’t mean it that way…

-And what about the witch! Why would you say something like that in front of such a pretty girl!?

-Pretty, hey?

-Why are you trailing off? Do you want to die?

I got excited and sang a few songs.

Mainly Madam and Brigitta’s favorite drama OSTs and K-POP.

Ian made fun of me, saying, ‘This bastard is so stupid.’

Why are you yelling at me when you’re dressed like that?

-We’re out of alcohol here.

-You guys~! Bring more here!

As I continued to do so, of course the alcohol accumulated and the speed at which the glass emptied gained momentum.

At first, I thought it was just a group of women having fun, but I was given a cake along the way, and it was really just an ordinary celebration.

It felt like an untimely birthday celebration.

Playing on the first floor instead of the basement wasn’t for that purpose, it was simply because the room was larger here.

-With this, the 20th floor has been conquered, and you have the right to safety, right?

-It opened sooner than expected. The issue has also become a big one. If this is the case, the government might also move.

-Before that, we have to push all the way to the 29th floor and search…

After I got drunk and finished talking about my daily life, I naturally moved on to talking about work.

Since this was what I had come to talk about in the first place, I listened quietly without any discomfort.

“… That’s right, prostitute. I have one more thing to thank you for.”

“All of a sudden?”

“Not suddenly. I was planning on talking to you earlier, but you suddenly climbed the tower and there was no news for 4 days.”

It was sudden.

I’m like this too, but I wonder if other people are like this.

“You know that within the OP guild here, we are protecting several victims who suffered in the tower, right?”

“Yeah, I know. I heard most people here are like that?”

“That’s right. There are some people here who got hit on the snowy mountain after the 16th floor.”

The victim was frozen because he could not break the gimmick.

They lived their whole lives as husbands or wives of snow women.

I wondered why that came out all of a sudden, and Ian immediately smiled.

“Thanks to you, I was able to defrost it.”

“Because of me?”

“Yes.”

I didn’t understand what they were talking about.

As I was scratching my forehead, Brigita nudged my side.

“A potion made from your semen. We succeeded in manufacturing it through an agreement between our mechanic and OP.”

“Ahh, that’s it~! Wow, I had forgotten about that since I heard that Seongyeon was experimenting! It was a success on your part, right!?”

“That’s right. The [Status removal] Effect attached to your semen worked beautifully!”

I clapped my hands.

I never thought my semen would really work.

“To be exact, I made people who could drink it, and those who were frozen were treated by applying it to the outside, and that’s how I used it. Agents who can remove status abnormalities are valuable even in the world. Moreover, if the rank is low, it is difficult to remove strong ones, but your semen I heard it was surprisingly effective~?”

It’s so strange.

“Seongyeon said that semen itself is treated as a demerit, so it wouldn’t be surprising if the effect was stronger.”

Ian answered again.

“That may be the reason. There are no rare skills that are as effective as they are difficult to use. Even if you dilute it with a potion and increase the amount, it will be that much, so the raw solution must be stronger, right?”

Well, Ceres didn’t feel any pain from losing her virginity.

It has been proven early on that it is more effective than mediocre treatment skills.

“Oh, I’m embarrassed. Why did they say it was semen? And since all three of them are women, honestly, I’m not happy about it…”

“There’s no need to be embarrassed. It’s not a skill you really wanted, so why not brag proudly that you did a good job?”

“That’s right~! Even the lady doesn’t care! What’s important about the ingredients? The result is nothing short of a miracle!”

“I wish I could do that…”

She placed her hand on the glass held out from the side.

Madame couldn’t hide her smile behind her veil while quietly giving him a drink.

“There are more than one dangerous condition here. It is not easy to receive grace to escape from such conditions, but now it is different. If we can mass-produce the potion, everyone can escape this terrible hell.”

“I know, but I thought it was no different from smearing or feeding someone else’s semen.”

“That’s the only way to escape a lifetime of pain. We won’t forgive you even if others laugh at us, so please be confident. That way, we too will be able to raise our voices and protect ourselves.”

“Madame…”

It felt special to be praised by this person and not someone else.

I’m not a very talkative person, so I was very thankful.

We naturally gathered our glasses, clinked them together, shared our joy, and got drunk again.

“Now that you think about it, you were just talking about a search…”

“Yes. Thanks to you, the 29th floor has been opened. I will immediately send someone to explore the 26th floor [Debt Camp]. Since the map has been completed, I will look through the 11th to 15th floors and run the draftsman’s guild…”

“From now on, the lady is going to be very busy. Especially from the 21st to the 26th floor, there are a lot of items that can send a woman’s life to hell. From now on, we have to control the hunting ground and inspect the item window.”

“Do you think it has to be that bad?”

“Yes. If you don’t do it thoroughly enough to take on the role of being hated, chaos will come again…”

The other two people did not hide their tired faces from Madame’s gloomy tone.

Ceres said, it looks like this tower was ruined once.

“I don’t think there would be much backlash from those around me if I even inspected the item window.”

“It’s not as bad as you think. There may be some damn bastards, but there are also people who experienced the last incident, so there will be more supporters.”

“That’s right. No matter what anyone says, we have to do it, even if it means bloodshed. That’s why we brought Natalia in.”

-2nd place?

He was a beast with an impressive tiger tail and ears.

I never thought I would see a woman like that in real life, not in a cartoon…

‘Was he a terrorist who infiltrated a foreign country on his own accord, attacked the tower, and then escaped?’

There is only so much information that has been released, but looking at her reaction, I can see that she is a much more dangerous woman than I knew.

When she tried to ask more questions about him, Madame cut her off.

“It’s one month this time…?”

“What is it?”

“I’m talking about the gateway… I heard the next challenge will be in a month…”

“That’s right. The lady was curious about that too! What on earth happened that took a month off?”

He urged me to tell him quickly, so I just said it.

Of course, I left out everything about Ceres.

“System error~?”

“The owner of the tower said so himself. The constellations are making a fuss about taking a break for a month, so they won’t be at the gate.”

“… Huh. As I live, I see TOP making errors.”

Everyone was shocked.

I also lost my memory and don’t know why the error occurred, but I just went with the vibe.

“No. It’s funny, but it’s a good thing to think about. If this is the case, no one will arbitrarily challenge the gateway and there will be no victims. All the six major guilds can work together to clean up the lower floor, open the 30th floor, and proceed together.”

“Are you trying to match the tempo with the lady?”

“That’s right. The clearing speed was too fast last time. That’s why we couldn’t prevent the street from becoming a mess.”

“It’s as if clearing is the premise? Well, it’s good that we’re matching the tempo, but breaking it is with a junior girl?”

“You actually cleared the 20th floor. The 30th floor gimmick isn’t that difficult, so maybe you can clear it on the same day?”

“Well.”

“If that’s the case…”

The eyes of the three street horses turned to me.

“If you look at it that way, the previous gimmick is so crazy that I can’t trust it at all. Sister. Are you sure it’s a gimmick that clears on the same day? You’re not giving it too much credit, are you?”

“Ian immediately started talking in a leaning tone, but it’s not like it’s a joke. Other men would have found it difficult, but if you were you, you would be able to clear it easily. The lady will guarantee it.”

“Me too…”

My sister and madam agreed.

I thought I was being overrated, but even taking that into account, the tone of voice was that this hurdle was easy.

‘Because the first two gates were too tight…’

A damn gimmick that mixes 1 real piece among 500 of Eumma’s asses.

A gimmick where you have to ‘never forget’ the reason why you hate the person you love.

Well, both were tough for the average person, so it wouldn’t be strange if one of them was eaten.

“If you think about it… That’s right, it’s a reward! There was a reward because you cleared the gate!? How about it, did you get something good?”

“I received it, but I really didn’t know what kind of skill it was, so I thought I’d get some counseling. I just wanted to show you that three of the Gilma were gathered here.”

“Really? Then it’s good. Consult with me. I’m a girl who’s perfect at skills.”

“Are you confident?”

“Isn’t there a woman in this world who is as knowledgeable about skills as me?”

“Why are you acting so proud?”

“Hehe.”

He smiled meaningfully and opened his palm.

When I saw that motion, I thought OMG.

“Wait a minute, honey? No way-“

“[Skill card revealed].”

“Why are you revealing the bottom line all of a sudden!?”

“What are you talking about between colleagues? You said you were going to show me your skills too.”

“Do you think my skill is on the same level as the current #1 skill information!?”

“Ah~! I don’t care about that. Even if you know the source, it’s not something you can easily deal with, except for a few exceptions.”

Golden light shimmered.

The gold skill card I so desperately wanted to be shined brightly.

The first thing that caught my eye was the grade.

‘SS level… !’

Top Rank!

There are few true cheats in this world!

“Open your eyes and look. Then realize why I am called the [Great Witch of Copper].”

The foundation of Korea’s No. 1 ranking has been revealed.

[Can a wooden plate become a brass plate (SS)]

[A reward given to those who conquer the Silver Tower. Download 100 skills of the same level (E~D) and own up to 1000.]

[※Transfer becomes possible with the consent of the other party.]

[※Each skill can be duplicated, but special skills granted by the tower owner or constellation cannot be possessed.]

[※Current number of owners of this skill (985/1000)]

…

… How many skills do you have?

What am I looking at now?

“Nine hundred, eighty, five…?”

“Heehee. You’re a reaction-hyeja too, aren’t you? I really like reactions like that. That’s why I get excited every time I reveal this to others.”

No, fuck.

No matter how SS-level it is… This is a bit… ?

“Hey, what is this?”

“Power, strength, and the symbol of copper that expresses me.”

[The Grand Witch] Rested her chin and smiled.

“Starting today, you are the treasure of our 6th guild. If anyone bothers you, call me right away. I will show you at the special table how I will create an empty space for the guild that day for harassing you.”

“Really?”

“It’s no joke. Do you know who cleaned up the tower when it was a mess before?”

Grinning.

“Starting today, everyone who touches you will die.”

The walking bomber warned.

It was the current No. 1 ranking that didn’t seem dignified until now, but as expected, people shouldn’t judge it by just scratching the surface.

For the first time, she revealed who she was and was in awe of a girl her own age.