My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

Chapter 80

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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Chapter 80 – Episode 80 – Sex Cops VS Terrorists Occupying the School

* Episode 80 – Sex Cops VS Terrorists Occupying the School

Before fighting, I sprinkled one of the [Semen Potions] I received from Madame widely on the dirt floor.

Especially in places where there are a lot of trash and holes on the floor.

At best, it was a potion made by my sister and madam, but unfortunately for them, I brought it for this reason from the beginning.

“What are you spraying there?”

“Wait a minute. I’ll go now.”

After shaking off the potions and seeing them gathered on the floor, I gave a quiet order and went out to the playground.

It was so damn bad.

‘When I was a student, I often imagined terrorists attacking my school-‘

This is what it looks like when it becomes reality.

What was once fun is no longer a fun sight.

[Ahh- ah- microphone test one two three four-]

[Teacher. Can you hear me?]

[I can hear you!]

[Who is that person?]

[I belong to 【Vegetables】. [Scavenger] This is a person named Hong Chang-gi.]

[I’m out of my mind right now, so I’ll get to the point before I start complaining.]

[Currently, teachers are breaking the rules established by the 6 major guilds and doing mischief.]

[If things continue like this, No. 1 might get angry and destroy all the teachers, so I’m giving you a warning.]

[Please stop your terrorist activities immediately and come down.]

[Stop fucking with me!]

[We are SMD!]

[We will not give in to terrorism, and we will not be defeated by evil spirits!!]

[Terrorism is what the teachers are doing.]

[The kids in the back did nothing wrong.]

[They are all orphans raised here, and the mothers here are their babysitters.]

[I’m not doing this because I’m worried about the kids, so let’s not do this with the same people.]

[Huh, you end up being a member of the 6th guild too!]

[Did you at least unite with Eumma this time?]

[Maybe it’s someone else, but I, [Wet Dream] Lee Yong-seok and my colleagues won’t be fooled!]

What is a knapul?

[Oh, I don’t know?]

[Speaking of 【Scavenger】, he’s a famous guy these days!]

[Hunter Naburang is monopolizing the tower’s rewards by uniting with the 6 major guilds!]

[I don’t know what you’re talking about.]

[I am originally an outsider from the Tower of Brass, hired to attack the gateway.]

[As of today, we have come to break through the delay in conquering the tower for about 3 years.]

[Do you think we don’t know that?]

[The lifespan of this tower is 2 years.]

[The 6 major guilds are using that as an excuse to do whatever they want?]

[I know that information too.]

[Hunter rank is D. A low-level hunter who has never stood out.]

[They say the higher-ranking guilds must have united and supported it!]

[No matter how much you try, don’t show off like a dog owned by rankers!]

[No, if you think so, there is nothing I can say to you.]

[Because the situation is like this, let’s talk about the child rather than about me.]

[I heard that he is not here because he graduated from elementary school.]

[Because even people here can’t find it-]

[I have no intention of talking to a liar like you!]

[Bring ‘Leah’!]

[Ana, Leah and Nabal!]

[Aren’t you doing this for the reward in the first place?]

[Why don’t you take it and use it somewhere!?]

[Of course, we plan to use it to fund our SMD’s activities!]

[Recently, a tower with the theme of a dream demon and a vampire descended on Eastern Europe!]

[We need money to invest in silver-plated weapons!]

[That’s why you don’t get the reward~!]

[15th floor This isn’t just for us! Because it is used by other guilds and international organizations as well!]

[Why are you so unable to understand the saying that your hair will fly off!]

[The situation of leaving the child to Eumma in the first place is ridiculous.]

[Even if international sentiment turns strangely, we will not give in!]

[Even if I have to shed blood, I will sacrifice my body to enlighten the children!]

[This person says that if the head of the nanny he raised flies off, he will have nightmares instead of enlightenment!!]

[I have no intention of talking to you anymore!]

[Get out, you evil devil!]

Ugh, this bastard.

I refused to talk because I thought I was speechless.

Moreover, I didn’t want to hear that there was no reward money, so I turned it off.

“Oh, I’m opening the lid? It’s opening, really?”

“It’s okay to be angry, but there are hostages around…”

Umma Police gives an awkward warning, but preparations are complete.

Just wait for the next few seconds.

“Can you tell how many people are over there?”

“It has already been confirmed. There are a total of 10 terrorists who have infiltrated the elementary school. There are 4 of them guarding the entrance to prevent infiltration. The rest are said to be on the roof over there.”

“What would happen if there were 6 people?”

“Really?”

It only takes about 30 seconds.

But the idiots couldn’t wait for such a short period of time.

[I will say it again!]

[If you don’t give in to my demands right now, make an example of me!]

[I will send you straight to the Lord!]

[Look here!]

The blade pointed at Eumma’s neck slowly cut off her shoulder.

Even if it was rotten over there, they were operating as hunters and aurors, so they cut the skin like butter.

[Aaaaa!!!!!]

[Look at this blue skin! Even the flowing blood is dark red! It’s nonsense to leave a child to these monsters!]

That bastard.

“Mommy!!!”

“What are you watching so blankly? Cover your eyes and ears, you idiots!”

“Yes!”

“Ugh, ah, ugh!! Maaaaa~!?”

He pushed the child involved behind him and stamped his foot.

It was a short and long period of time, whether to just attack without looking at the timing or to wait for the seeds that were sown to germinate.

I also wondered why I was worrying about this to save Eumma from terrorists.

‘You just have to wait a few seconds.’

While I was cursing at him for having so much blood in his head, I was also getting off his ass.

Anyway, seeds germinate while moving.

I thought I was aiming for that time-

[Get off your dirty hands! This human is the end!!]

[Ugh!? These sluts crawled out of Satan’s anus!?]

[What are you doing! Catch it!]

[Don’t touch the kids, you bastards!]

-One of the restrained eums ran wild.

Even though his arms were wrapped behind his back, the red demon was the first to bite the leader’s neck and exposed its teeth. The moment he was caught again, the seed he had planted germinated.

[Ugh! … For a moment. I can’t hear! My body is itchy too!]

[You slut! What did you do to our bodies! Did you spread a sexually transmitted disease at least!?]

[ㅇ, Auror! Aura surround!]

[No, it’s too late! Because something is sticking to my body-]

-Run.

A crouching start that explodes explosively by gathering aura in the soles of the feet.

A dangerous feeling where the body is stretched tight like a rubber band for a moment and then returns.

I clung to the building as fast as I could in my life, planted my feet on the wall of the school, and repeated the same thing I did when I left.

She jumps with a knack for exploding auras from her toes.

“Keuuuuu~! Suddenly I can’t hear…! My body is itchy…! B, bug? There’s a bug riding on my body right now… Ugh!?”

The moment she made eye contact with leader Lee Yong-seok, she pumped her shoulder muscles like a gorilla.

I scream, clenching my fingers as hard as I can to break them.

“Great Teacher!! Appears!!!”

My hand bones collided with the opponent’s cheekbones, and the counterfire created by the aurors cutting and clashing against each other like flints bursting dominated the rooftop.

“Bung, boo guhu!?”

The sound of the bones of a certain horse breed being ground to dust along with a dirty horse was heard widely through the loudspeaker.

-Chiiiiing!!!

Even though he was rotten, he was the leader of a group and had a strong auror, but it was a handmade shot that was good.

“Leader! … Kuhuhuh!? Kogaaa!”

Meanwhile, other terrorists were affected by the seeds I planted.

The ant I was controlling crawled through the nose or ear, and the one that entered the nose scratched its face especially violently.

“Going home, ugh!!”

“The ants keep going! Argh!”

“Stop! Haha!”

The remaining miscellaneous gathered auras at the tip of their index fingers and responded.

The opponent is a terrorist, but he is also a partner.

Taking advantage of his broken posture, I stab him in the shoulder.

“What kind of era is it now that school violence is happening?!”

“Ouch!!”

I extended my index finger once more, piercing his shoulder, and made a hole in the other shoulder as well.

A trace of blood on the tip of the index finger drew a curve like a bowstring.

“Wha!?”

Two feet.

“Off!”

Four feet.

“Kkehong!?”

Six shots.

In an instant, the three people had a hole in their shoulders.

If there had been no hostages, it would have been over in an instant.

“Hey, you bastard! What did you do to your ear? Ugh!”

“Uuuuu!?”

Every time they touched their ears, there was a sound like ants popping.

Just hearing it made me laugh, and I saw that my fingertips were covered in hideous ooze.

“Oh ahhhhh!”

Ants are crawling out through the ears.

Since they were perched on the rooftop, they were roughly spreading their auras, so I took advantage of that opportunity and attached ants to the fabric as unnoticed as possible.

“I’m a 【Scavenger】. I don’t just know how to use cockroaches. How many cleaners are there in the world? Especially the one who cleans up trash like you! There’s at least one, you bastards!!”

He smugly punched her in the shoulder.

“Kaheuk!?”

Even so, this is my first time writing like this.

Originally, I used bugs that gather in semen 〈 and nectar 〉, but now it’s easier to use because it’s a potion.

Perhaps the effect was amplified thanks to the potion, but the ants were very active and moved as I thought.

I had no idea that I would end up acting like a bug wizard like this, so I thanked my sister and madam again.

“Uh-huh! Mr. Lee, what the fuck are ants doing?”

“If you take your hands off your ears-?”

“It doesn’t matter because I’m surrounded by Aurors, you bastard!”

But if you suddenly run to me, I might get scared.

Gather the aura at the tip of your finger, point it, and pierce it with no time.

The bastard is also terrible at using aurors, which is the basic skill of a hunter.

“Wha!? Oh, ah, oh my!”

“Hand. Hand. Foot. Foot.”

“Aaaaah!!!!”

“Lastly, the shoulder and Achilles tendon.”

“Keuuuuu~!? Keueuuuuu!!”

“Huh? Surround me with aura. It’s going to heal. Do you want to pick an ant egg with the wound?”

“C… Bureeeeek…!”

The terrorist crawled on the floor, and gunshots sounded from below.

It is clear that the demons have rushed in and are fighting with the hunters downstairs.

‘Even though I guarded them with auras, they are such bland bastards that their entire index fingers are pierced.’

It is nothing compared to the demons that attacked in droves from the 14th floor or the martial arts furies that we met on the 1st floor.

I don’t know how to expand my aura like Ceres does. Judging by the way he stretched out his hand right before being hit, he was the type that relied on skill.

“That’s the woman left alone.”

“Kuh…!?”

“What is your hunter rank?”

“I am B.”

“What are the skills?”

“My nickname is [Flame]…! It was a mistake to leave me, the vice-captain, until the end!!”

“Oh.”

When she lowered both her high hands to the floor, the skill was revealed.

A stream of fire shining scarlet came running towards me through the floor.

‘When it comes to fantasy abilities, he is the representative that immediately comes to mind. How long have I dreamed of having skills like this?’

While I was envious of the skill, the flames split into five branches and approached my feet as if surrounding them.

It is a formation that surrounds me on all sides so that I can respond no matter where I run.

‘Is this the type that explodes when touched?’

I don’t know.

I just pretended to know.

There wasn’t much information, so I jumped right up and borrowed Ceres’ technology.

“I don’t know what it is! All you have to do is sweep away the sparks!”

Aiming for the moment when five branches of flame converge on me, I use my aura to create a giant lion’s paw, scratch the ground and throw it onto the playground.

The flames flew with sparks flying, and the claws of a beast were engraved on the rooftop.

“… What!?”

Of course, the skill was in vain.

‘Because my tinnitus was like this, it must have been a skill that just burst into flames.’

Land safely with a brief appreciation.

He extended his palm towards the opponent.

“No way. Stop! Don’t do it!”

The woman’s face turned pale as she heard whistling noises coming from all over.

It wasn’t just ants that appeared the moment I sprayed the potion.

“Wait a minute! Surrender! We lost! We were wrong!!”

“Yes sir. We do not negotiate with terrorists.”

“Oh, please, please! I don’t like bugs! Even centipedes… Ugh!!!”

The moment she turned her back to run away, he cut her ankle with his Auror finger.

“Aaaaa!!!!!”

After that… I didn’t really want to see it, so I looked away.

As expected, it was not worthy of the rank.

Comparing it to Ceres or Seongyeon is itself rude, and compared to the mobs downstairs, Furry was stronger.

‘If that’s a B, then what am I? My rank remains the same?’

She looked up at the sky, but no answer came.

She hid her slight disappointment and fell straight to the ground.

The incident was concluded by subduing the hunter who was fighting downstairs.

My Friend Keeps Offering Me Women.

A tomboyish boyhood friend reunited after years apart has become a world-renowned hunter.For some reason, he starts making outrageous suggestions like, “Why don’t you hug the girls around me?”…

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