Chapter 1 – How Did the Title of the Novel Come About? [I Was Bored So I Touched My Brother’s Dick.] Haha ​​

My first experience with my older sister happened about two years ago.

Not long after I was discharged from the military, I was enjoying life as an unemployed person like any other time.

I started working part-time because my family didn’t have enough money.

Since I was discharged from the military, the world has become much better, and there have been many part-time jobs in office work.

Since I was a contract worker anyway and had to return to school after a year, an office job was a perfect fit for me.

They say that if you know how to work with real documents, there is no part-time job like this.

The minimum has gone up, so the monthly salary is over 200.

“I’m here.”
“I’m here?”

When I returned from my part-time job, my older sister, who lives with me, welcomed me.

I hate to admit it, but I rarely look good in pigtails, cat-like cute yet haughty eyes, and unusually sized breasts.

My older sister graduated from college and was working at an ordinary company, but she got caught up in a ‘startup’ and her company disappeared overnight. Lee Min-young.

Thanks to that, I lost my will to live and am leading a NEET life.

I tell him to find a job, but he is so stubborn that he doesn’t listen to me at all.

What are you going to do with your marriage later?

If you’re going to take it off with your face, I’m going to ruin it all.

… I won’t end up like that later, no way.

“What about dinner?”
“Meat pizza.”
“Pizza again?”
“It’s shrimp pizza instead.”
“Payment?”
“I said I would pay by credit card here? Isn’t today your day?”
“Really? I don’t have any money.”
“You idiot. You buy it tomorrow.”
“Okay.”

My older sister can’t cook, so we always order ramen or delivery food.

Even though we don’t exercise, it’s surprising that we don’t gain weight.

Is it because I only eat one meal a day?

“I just have one shrimp.”
“I’m eating shrimp, so why don’t you take this and eat it?”
“I paid the money.”
“I’m gaining weight.”
“It’s okay. People gain weight anyway.”
“You pig.”
“Say it again.”
“Pig——kegh!

After getting hit so hard in the solar plexus by my older sister, I started eating pizza again like nothing happened.

This is because they are in a situation where they are being exploited and cannot do anything.

“Minwoo. There’s something really important.”
“What?”

My sister suddenly says something strange while eating.

If you call me by my name properly instead of Mingwu or Wooya, it means you have something serious to say.

Did you even get a job? Then, I would like to congratulate you.

Because I can finally use this space to my heart’s content.

“I decided to become a writer.”
“…”

After my sister’s bold declaration, there was only silence.

“Phew!”

It was so absurd that I started laughing.

“Why are you smiling!”
“These days, dogs and cows are writers, so I think they can teach.”
“Isn’t your younger brother the one who supports you in times like this?”
“Yes. Cheer up.”
“Soul…”
“I was going to quit anyway.”

Since I know his personality well, it’s obvious that he’ll get tired of it after a while.

Because it’s happened so many times so far.

Even though I sincerely want to support my older sister who was going through a lot of heartache at the start-up, she quickly gets tired of doing it herself, so my desire to support her disappears as well.

“It’s different this time. There’s some really interesting material, right?”
“What is it? Let’s hear it.”
“…No.”
“Why?”
“If you tell me, you’ll catch something weird again.”
“No, the work will prosper only if the problems are corrected.”
“What do you know?”
“Okay, do whatever you want. Don’t blame me if you fail.”
“Yeah, I’ll take care of it~”

This is how my sister’s writing activities began.

『

A few days after that.

“My sister came out.”
“Sister? Look at this.”
“Sister~”
“Hey.”
“Hey, Lee Min-young!”
“Ah why!!! Don’t disturb me!”

My sister, who was tapping her keyboard every time she came home, paid no heed to my pranks and focused on her writing.

Yes, my sister was this kind of person.

If you focus on something, you can’t get out of it unless it fails.

My sister’s greatest strength and greatest weakness.

Not knowing what goes on around her, she gets lost in her own world.

─Take care of yourself.

Even when her parents divorced, her older sister was absorbed in studying the violin without even knowing it.

Thanks to her, when it was time for her father to leave the house, her sister found out about her parents’ divorce, and she asked why she suddenly left. She cried a lot that day.

I was so angry that I almost hit her, but I held back because of her mother.

Because she knew then that once she got into her world, she couldn’t get out.

─I’m sorry.

And a few years later, her mother met another man and left us.

Even though I tried hard to endure it as an adult, at that time, I had no choice but to hug my sister and cry.

Still, thanks to the funds my parents provided, I was somehow able to live on my own, and I went to the military.

Now that I think about it, how did my sister live alone for a year and a half without me?

I suddenly became curious.

“Ugh, I wrote it all down.”

As I was lying down using my phone, I heard my sister’s tired moans from afar.

For some reason, he looked so happy, so I asked.

“Is your writing going well?”
“So so.”
“What is the genre?”
“Just something… Modern romance.”
“You’ve never been in a relationship before.”
“What? Is there anything? I heard you know how to lose.”
“Isn’t it Mossol?”
“Gula jul.”
“Yes, it’s true~”

When I was in school, someone famous said that if you didn’t date, you were disabled.

Was it sex, not dating?

Anyway, it was a fresh love…

“How many days has it been?”
“It’s been about three years.”
“Oh, you’re unexpectedly tall? Why did you break up?”
“I got hit by the wind.”
“Ahahaha! You idiot~”

Re-education academies, especially dormitories, are the animal kingdom.

People don’t really study anything important and only have sex. Only very few people study hard.

The term “Sector D” Didn’t come about for nothing.

Anyway, while I was in the military, my ex-girlfriend seems to have lost to that Sector D.

Of course, my ex-girlfriend said she didn’t do it verbally, but she couldn’t help but do it.

It is natural to lose it.

… I loved Sipa.

“How many years has it been?”
“Me? I’m 5 years.”
“Oh so fucking long. Why did they break up? Are you having an affair?”
“Listen. Is that so ridiculous? You want to become an adult and break up. Does that make sense?”
“Adult…?”
“So~ Does it make sense for a middle school student to break up because he wants to become an adult?”
“…Middle school students? Since when did you start dating?”
“Second 3.”
“Ahahahahaha!”
“Why are you laughing!”
“Fuck, are you dating in 3rd grade? That’s so fucking funny.

No matter how precocious the era has come, elementary school love is not considered dating.

Even if you treat her well, it’s been since middle school, so my sister hasn’t been in a relationship for less than a year.

At least I made friends who I only saw at school.

You have to have at least some experience in dating. Cancer.

Of course, the standard for that experience is different for each person.

In my case, it’s a kiss.

Because it is Ada.

“Losing!”
“I’ve been there since my second year of high school~”
“I started teaching as a kid.”
“Elementary school and high school are different~”

Of course, the problem is that I couldn’t do anything.

I was in a bad mood after my parents divorced, so I always avoided such situations.

It would be a big problem if I accidentally got pregnant.

If I had known this would happen, I would have done it in advance.

“Well, you didn’t just say ‘I love you honey’ in the post, right?”
“Call me crazy and something like that.”
“Well, since my sister is an adult, I won’t write about it like that. So when will it be serialized?”
“Maybe next week?”
“Okay. Do your best.”
“Wow… Aren’t you helping me?”
“What can you do to help me? I’m going to give up anyway.”
“You really talk too much.”
“I’m just stating the facts.”
“Not this time?!”

The older sister who loses her temper and denies it.

I still didn’t know what they believed in and why they did that.

“Okay?”
“Just wait and see. If things go well, they won’t take care of it.”
“Let me know once everything goes well.”
“Are you saying it’s really going to be good?”
“Yes, yes. Do your best, fighting.”
“Pup.”

This has happened several times already, so I can only assume it will happen again this time.

I’m probably going to quit soon anyway. What.

『

A week later.

My older sister is still sitting at the computer desk and writing.

I think it’s because it’s convenient rather than commuting.

“Sister. What is the author’s name?”
“Why? You say you don’t support me?”
“Hey, if I’m serious again, you’ll help me.”
“It’s true.”
“Then~”

Even though it’s like this, I’m a good younger sister, so I help my older sister if she wants to do something.

Even though it’s been two weeks since I started writing, it seems like I’m really serious about it this time.

It would be nice if this sincerity continues.

“…I’m already here.”
“Imi-nyang? What does it mean?”
“I just put it on.”
“Lee Mi-nyang… Lee Min-yang… Lee Min-young… Ah, that’s your sister’s name.”
“How did you know that?”
“Finding out this kind of thing is a piece of cake. Where do you get the series? NeverNever?”
“There… It’s called Nobelpia.”
“Ah, I know there.”
“Have you read it?”
“No, there are a lot of advertisements.”

Novelpia. I’ve never been inside, but I know it because most of the advertisements these days have the Nobelpia logo on them.

“Why? Read the novel?”
“No, I just wanted to watch my sister’s. Do you recommend anything?”
“Hmm… Besides the falcon elf and swordsman. Ah, they say the colorless devil is fun too.”
“What do you mean… Say it so I can understand.”
“If you just search for it, it will come out, so you can figure it out.”
“Is it a finished work?”
“Of course. You only see the finished work.”
“Lee Yeol.”

In the past, I used to follow webtoons in real time, but since I missed a year because of the college entrance exam, it got tiresome to follow, so I’m only reading the completed works.

Of course, those works are still being serialized, so I haven’t read them.

Is this what siblings are like? You know my taste very well.

“What is it, sister isn’t showing up?”
“I haven’t uploaded it yet. I’m correcting typos.”
“If you raise it, please speak up.”
“Yes~”

While I was waiting for my sister, I signed up for membership and saw novels with unusual titles.

I signed up with the intention of recommending it to my sister, but honestly, I don’t have the courage to read it.

“Mingwu, I uploaded it~”
“Okay.”

I accessed the site at the same time my sister said it had been uploaded.

“What a bastard.”

And I couldn’t help but be shocked at the title that came up after searching my sister’s name.

[I was bored so I touched her brother’s dick]

I never thought the romance would be an incestuous story.