Chapter 69 – Part 1 Hunter – Renoan (1)

Is this the feeling of a day laborer who goes to collect debts?
After spending a good time with the Myoin sisters at the weapon store, the next place I visited was the temple.
In the temple, there is a tutorial priest, Renoan. And this time, the VIP level also needs to be adjusted, so I came here with both sides.

My current VIP level is 10. I can go up to 11th grade for 15 million won and 12th grade for 20 million won, so I must have already satisfied the conditions to go up to 12th grade.

“How is it? Did you pass it?”

I ask the old bachelor bishop who was in charge of my VIP registration the other day.

“Yes… You have definitely achieved the VIP level 12 condition. It has already exceeded 28 million.”

The bishop said embarrassedly, wiping the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief.
But seeing that this man has hair loss and hyperhidrosis, isn’t there a problem with his metabolism? An old bachelor with hair loss, it seems that God really has no mercy for his followers.

“Congratulations, Yuzu-sama.”

And Rinoan was also present at this place.
Linoan congratulated me with a benevolent smile like that of the Virgin. It was an innocent look that I couldn’t imagine doing lewd acts with me from now on.

“Thank you. This is all thanks to Rinoan’s help.”

The priestly robe that Rino An was still wearing kept her skin to the extreme, but even so, she couldn’t hide her voluptuous figure. Her breasts and buttocks swelled up as if they were going to pierce through her priestly uniform, and her belly and thighs were plump. All of Rinoan’s body stirred my lust.

“Then Bishop. I want to be taught by Rinoan while I’m here today.”

I hinted at the bishop asking him to leave immediately.

“Ah, yes. I see. A high-ranking Rinoan priest would be fine too, right?”
“Of course. Conversations with Yuzu give me great inspiration.”

Perhaps what Rinoan said was sincere. She’s just her molestation to me, but it seems to be an important doctrinal study to her.

“Then Bishop, don’t let anyone in here for a while. I’ll call you when the story is over.”

The Bishop still seemed disapproving, but I had to agree as both I and Renoan were smiling as if there was nothing to be stabbed.

“…Okay. Then I’ll prepare a new medal in the meantime, so please call me when the story is over.”

The bishop left, leaving only me and Rinoan in the room. After locking the door, I moved closer to Renoan’s side.

“Linoan. Long time no see. How are you?”
“Yes. Thanks to Yuzu-nim, my life at the temple has improved a lot.”
“I see. Come to think of it, her breasts seem to have gotten bigger too.”

He gently hugged her from behind and placed his hand on her chest as if measuring her size.
Ordinary priestesses would have already screamed and ran away at this stage, but Rinoan was meekly accepting my hand. It was the result of her build-up she had last time.

“Yes. It seems to have grown a little bigger than before.”
“Is it still growing… It’s really amazing. It’s truly a gift from God.”

I slowly massaged Rinoan’s chest. That heaviness felt even through her thick clerical uniform. And softness. Certainly, her breasts in Reno were outside the confines of an ordinary human being.

Reno Ann blushed slightly as I massaged her breasts, but she showed no particular complaint. The act of touching Rino Ahn’s breasts is an act of taking the burden off her shoulders, which she cannot bear, and it is not sexual harassment. Actually, it’s hard for me to understand what that means, but since Rino An, her party, agrees, so do I.

“Other followers still look at me with displeasure, but it’s not as painful as it used to be. Before, I felt ashamed and tightened myself to hide my breasts, making my body and mind uncomfortable. It’s lighter.”

It must be a pretty upsetting situation for the priestesses who are jealous of Rinoan. In the past, Rinoan would have been stunned if people criticized her for her filthy body, but now she’s proudly showing off her big breasts.
In addition, Linoan performed well and rose to the rank of priest. It would be difficult for other priestesses to gossip openly like before.

“Well done. God must have been rewarded for giving Renoan such big breasts.”

He complimented Rino An and stroked her breasts. Then Rino An threw a question with his serious face.

“But Yuzu-sama, I know that existence has no meaning when God creates all life, but what purpose is this chest?”
“Purpose?”
“Even if I have big breasts, my shoulders will only feel heavy, and besides, I wonder if I’m planting unjust thoughts in those… Men…”

That was the repertoire the other priestesses used to criticize Renoan. The other day, I evaded things like ‘Those big breasts are a blessing from God!’

At the time, it seems that Rinoan felt more lighthearted after hearing my story, but this time, he seems to question why he had bestowed the grace that made his breasts bigger.

“Whoops. No wonder Renoan thinks so. But, have you ever thought about why men are obsessed with big breasts?”
“Why are you obsessed with big breasts…? Isn’t it because men don’t have breasts?”

To my question, Linnoan gave the answer that came to his mind without difficulty.
I shook my head as I still massaged Renoan’s breasts.

“That could also be the reason. But the most fundamental reason is that a woman’s breasts are a baby’s rice bowl.”
“Oh, baby’s rice bowl?”

Rinoan was taken aback by a vulgar word that a priest would never hear in his life.

“Yes. Every man wants to spread his genes. To do so, he must not just sow the seeds, but he must properly raise the babies born there. In that sense, a woman with large breasts like Renoan has plenty of breast milk. It will come out, and the baby will be able to raise it healthy. That’s why men are attracted to women with large breasts.”

Rino An listened to me with her dumbfounded face.

“Now, can you guess why God gave Renoan such big breasts and what made him meet me like this?”

At my words, Rino An blankly shook his head.

“If you still don’t know, let me tell you… It’s a revelation from God that Rinoan and I will work together to make a child!”

I declared it without leaving even a shadow of a doubt.
And when he heard that, Rinoan’s face turned pale. She thought it would make her blush out of embarrassment, but somehow she didn’t expect it.

Anyway, I decided to put in the last hit.

“Rinoan. Give birth to my child.”
“Oh no! That’s never!”

But as soon as Rinoan got her word out, she immediately said no. I was hurt a little bit.

“Why not? The sacred act of giving birth to life?”
“Ugh. But, according to the doctrine, priests must keep their virginity… Only then can they go to heaven and give birth to angels and send them down to earth, so fallen people go to hell…”

Rinoan was very flustered and began to speak gibberish. I couldn’t understand what the doctrine was saying, but the conclusion seems to be wrong.
Chit. He thought he had a plausible persuasion, but wasn’t it? No matter how much I push for God’s will, it seems that I can’t go against what is forbidden in the doctrine where God’s word is written.

Anyway, his god is really vicious. Why is it written ‘Keep the Virgin’ in the doctrine? Where is he going to gather the virgins and use them? Why can’t you be a virgin? Could it be a virgin? Actually, isn’t that god the most pervert?

“…If Renoan really thinks so, he can’t.”

When I sighed and gave up, Rinoan sighed in relief.

“But, Rinoan, maybe the doctrine is wrong?”
“Huh?! Such blasphemous…!”

I couldn’t let go of my lingering feelings and even went as far as arguing with doctrine. This time, Rinoan also looked at me as if he were angry.
But I’m not going to back down like this. I’m going to have sex with Renoan today no matter what.

“No, think about it. Even if the original doctrine was created by God, isn’t that doctrine eventually handed down from mouth to mouth? Someone might have changed it along the way. For example, devils who hate God. That this was done on purpose to prevent this competent priest from leaving descendants. Can I be 100% sure that such a thing will not happen?”
“Yes, yes, it says in the doctrine that nothing is absolutely impossible in the world…”
“That’s right! It’s not good to blindly believe in a doctrine just because it says to protect virgins!”
“Ha, but! Isn’t there any proof that the doctrine is wrong?”
“So, why don’t you try it yourself?”
“…A test?”
“Yes. If God really wants to protect a virgin, then he has no reason to take pleasure in the act of making a child. Rather, he would have made it so painful that he would not even want to do it in the first place. It’s up to you to decide for yourself if it’s just painful or if it makes you feel good.
“But… In order to test that, you’ll have to lose a virgin after all, won’t you know…?”
“Didn’t I tell you before? Some people perform pseudo-sex acts through the other hole so that they can protect their virginity.”

At my words, Rino An casually covered her hips with her hand. Then, turning her face red, she said,

“That, that, that thing, that dirty thing…”
“Listen to the story of how dirty it is. Now.”

Saying that, I took out the items I had prepared from my inventory.

“Do you know what this is?”
“Is this… A twig of purification?”

Yes. This is a magic item called the twig of purification.
If you wield it against undead monsters, you can inflict powerful damage. The number of uses is limited to 20 times, and the price is expensive to use at will.

“Isn’t it an item that purifies undead monsters?”
“Right. But that’s not the only purpose.”

At my words, Rinoan tilted his head. It’s only natural that Rinoan, a faithful cleric, wouldn’t know what the other was for.
The description of this item reads ‘Purifies the unclean.’ And that ‘unclean’ doesn’t just refer to the undead.

“Put this through Renoan’s ass hole and ‘purify’ it, and everything unclean will be cleansed.”
“!!?”

Rinoan opens his mouth and gasps in amazement at my words.
Most of the reactions of those who first learned about the true power of this item are similar to Rinoan’s.

“Is the reason Rinoan doesn’t like doing it with his butthole because it’s dirty? But cleansing with the Purification Branch removes all filth, so the unclean hole becomes the holy hole.”
“That, that, that, that…”

Rinoan stuttered his words like he was out of order.

“So, I’m going to use this to clean up Renoan’s butt hole, and then I’m going to try pseudo-sexual intercourse with me out of that ass hole. And if it’s just painful, then stop, and if Renoan feels pleasure from it, let’s move on to the next step. How?”
“That, me, but, I…”
“Are you still hesitating? This isn’t really losing a virgin, it’s just a test. Besides, isn’t it an important religious activity to find out whether or not the doctrine of God is fabricated?”

Of course, it has nothing to do with religious activities. I just want to do it with Renoan.

“Ha, but Yuzu-sama, I… Putting something like that in my butt… Is scary.”

Anal intercourse is increasingly becoming a reality. Rino An, who had only been in denial unconditionally, shaded his face with anxiety about what was to come.

“Linoan, you don’t have to be afraid. I’m an expert in my field. Just do what I do.”

I spoke earnestly, looking into Renoan’s eyes, trying to be as trustworthy as possible. Even though the content is garbage itself.
Reno Ann looked at me for a long time, full of hesitation, and finally nodded his head, unable to resist.

“…Yes, I understand. Yuzu-sama. Please don’t get sick.”

Renoan’s answer made me smile in contemplation.