Chapter 242 – Episode 242

Personally, I was looking forward to the company dinner that people hate so much these days.

I don’t know if I’m weird.

To be honest, I thought that ‘company dinners’ were an essential part of working life. You eat and drink with company money, and you make so much noise that you even make noise? Why do you hate something so enjoyable?

… I thought so.

At this moment, I was starting to hate company dinners too. At least I won’t have to have a company dinner with these people again.

“Show me, don’t tell me!”

“Please! “I was wrong.”

I knew that Jo Sogeum’s voice was loud from the beginning, but when he got drunk, his tone went up, so it was almost like a loudspeaker.

Is that why?

Even the people at other tables who were drinking around me started whispering and turning their eyes this way.

The moment I heard exclamations like “Wow, that’s awesome” And “That’s crazy” Coming out, my face got hot.

‘I’m going back, really.’

From what I feel, I really don’t have to lie.

I want to hit Jo Sogeum on the back of his neck with the blade of my hand and quietly knock him out like this. It’s a real shame that I didn’t learn how to snatch the back of the neck in my life.

At least I can live if someone helps me with this.

“Roaring, roaring, roaring, roaring…” …”

He said he drinks well, so let’s go until the end today.

Song Sang-joong, who used to be a drunkard, only drank two glasses of beer and ended up sleeping face down on the table.

Director Na-tae Anna, who was trustworthy, took a taxi and left 10 minutes after the dinner started, saying her wife was calling. In the case of Kang Sang-yong, he drank some alcohol and suddenly left, saying he had to go eat some fruit at home.

The new guest of honor, who is alone and fine, is lightly ignoring my earnest gaze.

“I’m sorry, but outside of work, I don’t tend to get close to women. They will solve it themselves.”

And…

To say it half-jokingly, I really want to kill them all. This was far from the company dinner I had imagined.

‘Everyone worked hard.’

… I was looking forward to a company dinner where I could feel the heaviness of society in one way or another while pouring soju over pork belly with a heavy word like this.

What’s this. It’s just a mess.

“Hyeonwoo, I don’t know what you expected. This is how I feel most of the time when I have a company dinner with the hot guys. “We are not salesmen, we are developers.”

“…”

The guest of honor’s words whetted my appetite.

To be honest, I was thinking about the 2nd or 3rd, if not the 4th. Well, this was already finished in the first round.

No, more than that.

“Show me, don’t tell me!”

“Mr. Salt, come to your senses! That’s what it means. How can something like that depend on the human body? And, please stop saying things like that. Aren’t you embarrassed? Hey, everyone over there is only looking at us!”

“Are you embarrassed? Nonno, I’m not shy! Because curiosity is greater! To the police! Even if I get caught, I have to see it! Many of you are curious too! The new person who joined our development team this time… Eup, eupeup!”

I felt like I was going to perform a striptease among the people happily drinking beer, so I hurriedly covered Jo Sogeum’s mouth with one hand.

Maybe it’s because he’s such a small human.

Not only the mouth but also the nose is covered with the palm.

“Eup, eupeup!”

“Ah, it tickles, Mr. Salt.”

In the meantime, he covered his mouth.

What kind of habit is it that you keep licking my palm with your tongue?

Meanwhile, whether I’m in trouble or not.

Shin Nae-bin calmly paid her bills with the card handed to her by Na-tae Ahn and then lifted her Song Sang-jung up.

“As I said before, I don’t tend to get close to women outside of work. Hyunwoo, take care of the salt yourself. “I’ll just take care of the mourning.”

“No, that is.”

I was embarrassed.

Should I say that something prompted me? I have a feeling that if I continue to support Jo Sogeum like this, it will definitely not end well.

“Oh, and.”

“Yes!”

I wondered if he would help me, even if it was too late.

“They want to see it that much, so just show it to them. He says he misses me, but what can I do? Showing it won’t wear anything down.”

She said that her house is in the same direction as Song Sang-joong, and she is a new guest who takes a taxi.
When the taxi was out of sight, I quietly raised my middle finger.

You’re not crazy. If it were you, would you be able to show it to women without thinking that your lower body is a bit big?

‘Tsk. All I have to do is just take a taxi.’

I did my best to ignore the strange feeling.

And as I thought, I was about to send Jo Sogeum in a taxi, but before the taxi arrived, Jo Sogeum grabbed my collar and said, In a slightly embarrassed voice.

“Would you like to eat ramen at my house?”

For a moment, I was slightly confused.

And. There will come a day in my life when I hear these lines. I’ve seen this on the internet before.

It was one of the answers to the question, “What should lovers do to have sex for the first time?”

The best thing was probably planning a trip.

The 2nd or 3rd priority was simply a simple line saying that he didn’t want to be alone today or that he wanted to eat ramen.

I remember thinking that if I had a girlfriend, I would use her someday.

But, I didn’t expect to hear that from someone else.

‘What should I do?’

The worries were short-lived.

If it were me in the past, I don’t know if I would have rejected it or thought seriously about it.

I wasn’t who I am now.

“Of course.”

I nodded indifferently and got into the back seat of the taxi with Cho Sogeum.

“Cool, kuul.”

I thought about this as I looked at Jo Sogeum, who fell asleep right away after calling her home address.

At this point, I’m tired of rejecting or worrying.

At this point, I wasn’t the problem. It’s just that women are much more lewd and bad than I thought.

‘What’s so strange is that the face isn’t even well-shaped. It’s truly a legend that women here and there approach you first, asking you to fuck them.’

At this point, it feels like the energy of the world is just spoon-feeding me to get a girl.

Otherwise, women are inherently easy to pick on. Maybe I was the only one who didn’t know.

‘I’ll definitely ask my friends next time I see them.’

Am I the only one who finds it so easy to pick on a variety of women? Or maybe my friends are living that kind of life too.

Because I’m curious, I’m going to search around.

You must ask, you must!

*

“Yes, we have arrived.”

“Thank you.”

After saying hello, I got off and stopped as soon as I saw the name of the officetel where Jo Sogeum was staying.

What is Umapellis?

I think I heard somewhere that uma means horse in Japanese. Could it be a coincidence?

I glance sideways at the state of Jo Salt.

“Let’s go in, Mr. Hyunwoo.”

“Ah yes. By the way, Mr. Salt.”

“Yes.”

“Aren’t you sober?”

In response to my question, Jo Sogeum stretched and said.

With a very calm face.

“Not all, but I think almost all of them are broken. To be honest, I wasn’t that completely drunk even when I was drinking. I managed to maintain my sanity.”

Don’t stop talking, you fucking bitch.

So, in your right mind, you wouldn’t have said that in front of so many people? That’s even creepier, you bitch.

“Uh, um. “Even though you’re sober, why bother cooking ramen for me?”

“Yes, you came all the way here. “You can’t just send it away.”

What is it?

Maybe I misunderstood something? Is this woman really so pure for me that she only wants to cook me ramen?

Even though I was confused, I followed Jo Sogeum and got into the officetel elevator.

「Tiring!」

Elevator stopped on the 13th floor.

“Please come in.”

“Excuse me.”

I opened the door labeled room 1307 and went in, and an officetel with the perfect size for living alone was revealed. As I looked around the space measuring approximately 6.5 pyeong, I could clearly understand why officetels are so popular among young people.

The neat and sophisticated interior gives a clean and bright feeling.

While I was quietly admiring something, something strange caught my eye.

It’s a figure.

No, there are quite a few otakus among game developers. There is nothing strange about having a figure, but the problem was the type of figure.

‘What is that? Horses, figures?’

There are about 10 figures that are actually horses.

Even more than that, it was a figure that seemed to combine a horse and a human. It was my first time seeing a figure like that in my life. Where does this character come from?

When I had a question, Jo Sogeum opened his mouth in a slightly excited voice.

“It’s a figure from a game called Umamusko.”

“Uma, Musko?”

I don’t know what it is, but one thing is certain.

This woman liked horses.

“Well, if you look around, you can see that I like horses.”

I wish someone else had said this. It’s a bit scary to hear a person who was chanting ‘horse cock’ in a bar a while ago say something like this.

I don’t know why I felt so scared, but my body flinched anyway.

It also gives me a chill down my spine.

“No, somehow… ?”

“When I was in the 6th grade of elementary school, I went on a field trip to Jeju Island. At that time, I was able to experience horseback riding as part of a school trip. “How great was the sense of security I felt at that time.”

“…”

“I don’t know how many times I went on a trip to Jeju Island because my parents begged me to experience it one more time. Now there is a place in Busan where you can experience horseback riding, so there is no need to go all the way to Jeju Island.”

Why do I get chicken skin on the back of my hand?

“At first, it just felt more like a wonder. The more I looked at horses, the more I fell in love with them without realizing it. Then, when the game Umamusco came out, it was truly a new world. I fell in love with that game and continued my life, and before I knew it, I even became a game developer.”

“…”

“Do you know that, Hyunwoo? Sometimes, when I look through YouTube shorts, I see videos with strange foreign language titles showing horse genitals.”

Is there such a thing?

I heard it for the first time in my life. Perhaps the algorithm filtered it out on its own? Because I’m not interested in that at all.

“Of course, such videos are quickly cut out after less than a week. I tend to watch it over and over again every time something like that comes up.”

I got goosebumps.

No, I understand what it feels like. Still, I couldn’t shake the thought that she was crazy.

Actually, the crazy bitch was right, the crazy bitch with words!

“Honestly, don’t you think Hyunwoo is really great? “When a horse’s penis is erect, it usually extends beyond 50 centimeters and even touches the front feet.”

It’s not the information I wanted to know at all, but I understand why people are talking nonsense.

50 centimeters is crazy.

Wait a minute.

“By any chance, Mr. Sogeum is attracted to the CEO.”

I swallowed my saliva.

Jo Sogeum says with a crazy smile.

“If a horse could transform into a human, wouldn’t it be just like our CEO? Not only are you very tall, but your body is also very big. This may seem like sexual harassment, but it’s probably a big deal. Really!”

That doesn’t look like sexual harassment, it’s just sexual harassment.

Rather, why are you being so careful with Na Chang-yeon, but sexually harassing me so casually?

… I turned around and asked.

Jo Sogeum said.

“The CEO is a married man, and it’s a little scary. On the other hand, Hyunwoo is somewhat comfortable. Even though we just met him. A lot.”

And then he speaks in a very excited voice.

“No matter what, I know that I shouldn’t like married men. So, Hyunwoo, please help me.”

“Yes?”

“The fact that you followed me, so obediently this far means that Hyunwoo also has the intention to do the same. So!”

Jo Sogeum boldly demanded.

“Show me, quickly!”