Chapter 3 – Episode 3

Although I was very embarrassed.

More than that, the woman in front of her was so pretty that I couldn’t take my eyes off her.
Celebrity? Idol? Oh, are they both the same thing?

I thought blonde hair only suited foreigners, but I thought it would suit Koreans as well.

In the first place, wasn’t blonde a color only celebrities sometimes tried?

No, more than that.

Did you really come here looking for posts on the Neever Café? Are you planning to live together? With me? Really?

My mind is dizzy.

“Ah. A little! How long are you going to stand there silently? Get out of the way. It’s cold. And please carry the suitcase. Uncle.”

Oh my…

I came to my senses. I can understand a little why women get angry when you call them ajumma. I’m already… Was it to the extent of hearing the sound of Mr.?

When I was working part-time at a convenience store, Jin-sang also called me a young man?

While I was thinking about this and that.

Before I knew it, the blonde girl had taken off her shoes and entered her. She is a woman full of energy in many ways.

“Ugh! What. It’s freezing inside too.”

“That’s because I didn’t turn on the heating. “If you don’t turn on the heating, your apartment will be cold?”

Well, just do whatever you say.

She took the suitcase left outside and carried it into the room. The carrier is also pretty. A pink carrier with lots of colorful yet stylish stickers.

If it were me, I would never be able to drag something like this around. I thought that blonde hair looked like a painting.

“Eww. If I had known it would be like this, I would have brought it hot. I made a mistake. “I brought you iced Americano (Iced Americano) with the feeling that even if you freeze to death, it’s still iced.”

“Uh. Because the electric blanket over there is out of order.”

“Wow! You should have said that first. Uncle!”

At the mention of an electric blanket, this blonde girl runs straight into the blanket I was lying on a little while ago without even taking off her coat.

Was everything like that when you were young? Are you that energetic? Moreover, I was caught in the blanket of a man I didn’t know…

‘Is it okay to do this?’

Honestly, it was good when I was just imagining it.

In my imagination, I thought it would be fantastic if a woman came to visit me, and I was so excited, but when a woman actually came, it was completely different from what I imagined.

It was panic.

It was a little scary.

Should I just say that I can’t feel at ease? If I do something here that would cause me to be caught by that woman, wouldn’t I be reported in reverse?

Maybe that’s what they came for.

I think I know how the frustrated eunuch protagonists of romantic comedies feel.

If a woman really approached you, you couldn’t just attack her unless her head was empty.

First, let’s talk… We need to talk.

So.

“I. Excuse me. First, my name is Kim Hyeon-woo, and I am 29 years old. “What is your name?”

“Yes? My name is Ohana, and I am 22 years old. It seems a bit like a Japanese name, right? A lot of kids said that.”

They tell me TMI without even asking.

When I search for ‘ohana’ on the internet, the Japanese word for ‘flower’ comes up.

“You can call me Hana-chan. Uncle?”

“Hey, I’m sorry. “First of all, can you please stop calling me uncle?”

“Eh? “Wasn’t it you?”

“At 29, I’m still a bit of an old man…”

“Hmm. Well, I like it. Hyunwoo oppa.”

I just changed from uncle to oppa, but how does the feeling change so much?

My heart is pounding.

No.

Now was the time to act rationally, not male instinct.

“Excuse me. Miss Hana.”

“Yes.”

“You’ve come a long way, and I’m really sorry for asking this question. Really here… “That.”

I can’t get my mouth off it easily.

Are you really going to live together under the same roof with the man you met for the first time today?

“Ah. Yes, yes. Are you talking about living together? I have to do it. I have to! You have to do it no matter what!”

I really felt an incredible will.

I will definitely do it.

Why so much? Is this your intention to deceive me somehow and get money out of me? I heard there are a lot of things like that these days.

Cold sweat running down my back.

Ohana shouted.

“You know what? Here and there, you only have to take the subway to 4 stations to get to the broadcasting station, so it only takes about 10 minutes. Also, the music broadcasting buildings are all located in the center, only 20 minutes away by subway! That’s a perfect point! Besides, it’s spacious for a studio, right? To be honest, I was living with a friend in a 4.5 pyeong studio apartment not long ago. “But if it’s about 11 pyeong, it’s almost like a royal palace.”

It is not easy to follow the tension.

By the way, it’s a broadcasting station.

Are you still a celebrity? But being a celebrity is such a dangerous thing… Besides, it doesn’t make sense to do something that could cause a scandal, right?

“No… Wait for a sec. It’s not easy to follow what’s being said. To put it fundamentally, is it okay to come into a place where a man lives?”

“Yes. What. “A long time ago, I slept side by side in the same room with my older brother and younger brother.”

“It’s family. “I am a complete stranger.”

It won’t work.

I need to be a little more proactive here. Am I being too gentle? Otherwise, I am so confused whether the head of this person named Ohana is really a flower garden.

“I am… What should I do if I have a bad mind?”

“What should I do? “I have to report it.”

That’s right.

“That… “What are you going to do if we don’t even let you report it?”

“Is it possible? Something like that? Even if you are locked up, how can you expect the person next door or next door to report you to the police even if you just scream? And I’m more popular than I thought, so I have a lot of friends. “If I don’t hear from you, you’ll just come right away?”

That’s right.

When I thought about it, realistically, it wasn’t easy to commit a crime against a woman. Unless I risk my life to rape you once.

I suddenly became so fucking embarrassed.

In the end, I guess I was the only one who seriously thought like that. The other person didn’t even have that in mind.

“Oh, no. But even if we don’t, won’t we be tired of each other in many ways? There are no partitions or anything here. Even though it is spacious for a studio, it is narrow for two people to live in, so why bother putting up a partition?”

“Oh, well… Hmm. When I change clothes or when I wash up. Or are you talking about things like laundry?”

Is the 7-year age gap really that big?

I can feel the generation gap.

Why are you so open?

“Hey, what happened? That’s about it. Even in middle and high school, it was a coeducational school. To be honest, I didn’t care whether the boys were watching or not, I just changed out of my gym clothes. I’m not an innocent girl, so I don’t really care about that. It’s not like it wears out just because I see it a little.”

It was an incredibly unconventional statement.

“Puh huh. Mister, are you even 29 years old? … Oh no, right? No, even if that were the case. “If I watch it often, I don’t really care.”

I think I felt the same way when I watched porn.

In reality, I felt it was different.

In porn, even though the pretty girls spread their pussies in sexy positions, I got sick of it every time I watched it.

Just hearing a pretty girl like Ohana say these words in front of me made me feel my blood rushing to places where it shouldn’t be right now.

“That’s enough now, right? Can we just live together? Actually, it wouldn’t be a bad suggestion for you. Oh, that’s right, to my brother.”

That’s right.

It wasn’t a bad suggestion. Rather, wouldn’t it be possible to find vitality in life through a different feeling?

‘I think I know how boys who have real girlfriends feel like they want to cheat on their girlfriends and give up everything, including their gallbladder.’

Just having such a pretty woman by my side made me think that I could starve myself for three meals a day and use the money to give her something as a gift.

Am I too greedy?

That doesn’t mean I fell in love with Ohana, I just liked her because she was so pretty.

Hehe! To be honest, oppa, you look really nice. It’s really okay. Ah, my brother!”

“Huh?”

Was the sound of oppa, oppa really such a resonant word?

“There are bromides that don’t make holes in the wall. Can I walk on that? On the wall!”

“Uh? Walk… “Yes.”

“Yass! Yass!! Thank you! Oh, you don’t have to be uncomfortable with respect. Rather, he is 7 years older than me… No, if my brother treats me with respect, I pay more attention to him. Heehee!”

What’s so good? She smiles brightly and jumps up from her seat, opening her suitcase wide.

“…”

Wow.

The inside of the carrier was a demon world. All sorts of luggage was piled in a mess, but the moment I opened the suitcase, it burst out.

All kinds of pretty clothes… There were also underwear mixed in, but Ohana didn’t care and just threw them in the corners here and there and took out almost 11 pieces of bromide, which she kept more precious than the underwear.

It’s really chapter 11.

The size of the bromide was easily over 1 meter per piece. What kind of blackout curtains do you think?

“Brother! Brother! Do you know who these people are?”

“Uh… I know what I know. Genesis Eleven… Right?”

“Kyaaa! After all, my brothers are famous.”

That’s right.

It’s famous.

I think there are almost no people, at least not in Korea, who don’t know about Genesis Eleven. It was such a famous male idol group.

Because the group is so famous, they do collaborations and commercials very often.

We’ve collaborated on new convenience store products a few times, so it was quite memorable. I know the name a little bit.

“Who was it? I don’t know much about it. “I know a little, a little.”

I spoke the names carefully, emphasizing a little.

“Citizen. Hoi. Elix… Ricky.”

“Kyaaaaah! Ricky. Ricky!!”

The moment she said Ricky’s name, Ohana’s tension, which she had been quietly listening to, burst.

“Ricky is really my absolute favorite. Do you know what favorite means? In the past, there was also an animation called Choae’s Blah. Anyway, I’m part of Genesis’ fan club, Luxury, and Ricky is my favorite there too! I watch all the entertainment shows that feature Ricky, and I always participate in handshake events. Oh, do you want a CD? “I have 100 Genesis albums in my house?”

Uh, uh… I knew it right away.

This was absolutely not something that could be done through acting. Ohana was an incredibly popular male idol, to the point where she could even be described as serious.

“Ah! To be honest, this time too, I got a studio here not only because of the location, but also because I wanted to save money. “I buy albums and participate in fan clubs for various reasons, so I don’t have enough money.”

I guess so.

Even a decent office worker would be strapped for money if they bought 100 albums every time they came out.

Heheung, heheung.”

After hearing a few stories about a male idol named Ricky, Ohana became so excited that before she knew it, she had hung bromides all over the walls of her studio apartment.

I didn’t know it when I saw it.

It feels incredibly strange to be surrounded by bromides of male idols everywhere. The feeling of really being looked at.

“Ah, brother.”

“Huh?”

As soon as the bromide was finished, Ohana, who became a hedgehog in an electric blanket again, asked.

“Are you going to accept more people?”

“Yes.”

“Eh, I don’t like it. “Can’t we just live together?”

She is truly a scary woman in another sense.

“If the two of us live together, it’s 300,000 won. If three people live together, it’s 200,000 won. “If four people live together, it’s 150,000 won.”

“…”

“You said you need money?”

After hearing what I said, Ohana nodded her head without hesitation.

“You are right…”

“Oh, one… ?”

“Yes, yes. “Please feel free to just call me Hana, Hyunwoo oppa.”

In some ways, I thought it was fortunate that she was a bright and friendly girl like her first housemate, Ohana.

I also felt at ease.

“That… I’m sorry if you decided to live together, 300,000 won… Can I get it now? If more of her housemates are added, I will give you 100,000 won back right away. Oh, we also need to talk about management fees.”

To be honest, I was in danger of falling behind on my monthly rent, so the 300,000 won I received from Ohana was very valuable money.

By the way.

“… Hehe, sorry. Oppang! I’m penniless right now… “If you find a part-time job, I’ll give it to you right away!”

As I looked at Ohana, who was putting her hands together with a lot of cuteness mixed in with her nasal voice, I could hear her small concerns, wondering if she was really going to be okay.