Chapter 45 – Episode 45
In an instant, people stopped breathing. Literally.
If I hadn’t had the same experience, I would have seriously wondered if I suddenly had the superpower to stop time.
‘I did the same thing when I first met Oh Hana and Han Ae Bom.’
Because the beauty of these two people is unrealistic. To be honest, I thought about pinching my cheek to see if it was a dream.
“Ouch. Fuck.”
The moment she thought that, Kim Hyun-ah pinched her cheek with all her might, and she ended up swearing without realizing it.
I guess he’s my real brother. I think the same thing.
By the way, if it were normal, my dad wouldn’t have stayed quiet just because I used a curse word in the presence of adults like this. It’s so quiet now that you wonder if it’s dead.
Dad’s eyes were fixed intently on the photo I showed him. If you could open a hole with just your eyes, I would have to get a new phone tomorrow.
‘Maybe you’re in love?’
I’m so scared of what’s going on in my head right now. When I received Han Ae-bom’s confession, I was thinking about gender as a distinction, even down to the child’s name. If you think about the fact that that person is ultimately your father, you may already be thinking about what to buy your grandson as a toy.
“Work… “I need to work harder.”
… The moment I muttered, I got goosebumps thinking that my suspicions might have been correct.
“Cough, Mr… Cough.”
It was only after Kim Hyun-ah started coughing that even her hair was heard. Her coughing came from all over the place, as if it were an infection.
“No, what is this?”
Kim Hyun-ah was embarrassed and spoke in a panic.
“I was prepared to receive endless praise, infinite encouragement, and endless support even if I were only female. Why does an actor suddenly appear?”
That’s right. After listening to Kim Hyun-ah, I thought that in the case of Han Ae-bom, she was closer to the image of an actress than an idol.
He has a figure that is much better than that of Ohana, and the elegance and dignity that can be felt even in the photo.
‘No, what if the gender was female?’
What kind of woman did he think I met?
“And. This. Really.”
She spits out the same words over and over again, but no one tackles Hyuna. It seemed like Kim Hyun-ah was representing the feelings of all the people here.
“What is this, an AI drawing child?”
“What are you talking about, Hyeonmin oppa? This person is much prettier than the AI drawing. That’s why it’s even more surprising.”
“Jirinu.”
It was then. Suddenly, Hyuna Kim jumped forward and put her face next to my phone. And I ask.
“How do I look now?”
“What? A squid suddenly appeared next to me.”
“Do I want to die!”
I also care about my younger brother, but this time, I could only nod as if everyone had made a promise. I don’t think my sister is that ugly, but if you put her next to a picture of Aebom, she’ll just look like a squid.
“Oppa, is there some money at home?”
Huh?
“This is 100% a scam. It’s a flower snake.”
“…”
I think I’ve been seeing this bitch for at least 20 years, my entire life. It’s the first time in my life I’ve seen such a serious expression.
Even when I confessed to my parents that I wouldn’t go to college and get a job right away, I didn’t look like this.
“Because it’s not a scam. Really. “Well, we’re having a fling.”
My heart tickled along with my conscience. It wasn’t a bad feeling. It’s actually closer to the good side. I wonder if the word ‘some’ was such a soft word.
“Ha, it’s wrapped very tightly, it’s fastened. This is a big problem. These are human eyes that will later bring home documents. Think about it with common sense. Unless her brother gave this woman some of her money, how would such a pretty girl meet her brother?”
Other family members also look at Kim Hyun-ah with concern. How insignificant is my image in this family?
Moreover, the person who brought this up to cover for me was talking the harshest to me. Whose side are you on?
“When I think about it… That could be possible.”
“These days, there are rumors going around that pretty women are hooking up with Chinese men to seduce men and sell them alive.”
“Otherwise, maybe Hyunwoo won the lottery?”
Astounding. There were more than ten people crowded around here, and not a single one of them thought that I would have naturally connected with Han Ae Bom.
No, I thought so too.
In fact, before I had sex with Ohana and Han Ae-bom, I never thought I could actually stick my dick into their pussies.
‘Actually, sometimes I still wonder if I’m dreaming.’
It was then.
「♬」
My phone is ringing. The name [Han Ae Bom] Clearly appeared on the phone screen. The moment they saw that, everyone jumped in their seats, like cavemen who discovered fire for the first time.
I thought I was watching a circus performance.
“Seo, really? Is this the person you just showed me? Because it doesn’t make sense. “Why would someone like that call my brother?”
“No, I wanted you to call me for this. “I asked you to call me earlier.”
My father shouted urgently, like he was about to poop.
“Okay, take it quickly. “Unbelievable!”
Seeing my dad urging me to even ring the bell one more time as if it was a huge rude thing to do made me feel dumbfounded and even snort.
Once again, I realize how ridiculous it is to have a beauty like Han Ae-bom that is at the level of national power. Lately, I’ve been watching it every morning and more, so I’ve become a little more calm. In those people’s eyes, Han Ae-bom was literally a princess straight out of a fairy tale.
Suddenly, I answered the phone.
“Yes. Hello.”
-Hyeonwoo?
“Oh, wait a minute. “Change to a small currency.”
-Oh, yes.
After switching to a phone call and giving an OK sign, Aebom opened her mouth again.
-Are you done, Hyunwoo?
I thought a bomb had suddenly exploded on my phone. All the adults who had been sticking out their necks to the point of telling a giraffe to go away were so startled that they all fell back.
“Well, what? “Your voice is like that of an angel.”
“No, wow, this is, wow.”
Various reactions erupt here and there. Dad had the happiest eyes I’ve ever seen in my life. I fucked up. I can’t even imagine how many grandchildren I have already born in my head.
Even though my mother didn’t show it, she must have been very concerned about the fact that I was a mother who couldn’t even hold a woman’s hand until I got to this age. I even had small tears in my eyes.
I wonder if it was that much, but if you think about it carefully, it was that much.
-Hey? Mr. Hyunwoo? Are you there?
“W-what are you doing! Speak quickly. Brother. The angel is calling my brother. Then you will be punished.”
Who is the angel?
And younger than you.
“Ah yes. Because the surroundings are a bit noisy.”
I smiled and spoke comfortably. It was obvious to anyone that he had not met Han Ae-bom for a day or two. Everyone opens their mouths.
“Rather, Mr. Aebom.”
-Yes.
“Could you briefly introduce yourself?”
-It’s not difficult.
Han Ae Bom’s voice begins to flow.
After a while, the house became noisy like a marketplace, as if everyone, regardless of age, gender or age, had come to a village festival.
At the center of it all, I was there.
*
To borrow Ohana’s language, isn’t this commonly referred to as a ‘deoktong accident’?
So what did they say?
By combining the words traffic accident and fanatic, it was said to mean becoming a fan or enthusiast of a certain field accidentally and suddenly, like a traffic accident.
Right now, in front of me, I see families who suffered a group accident. I really fell in love with Han Ae Bom. Instead of worrying about me getting scammed, wouldn’t it be better to worry about them?
“No, it’s all over. He speaks very well.”
“She seemed like a girl from a good family. It would be nice to have a son-in-law, so don’t miss it.”
“You damn bastard! My new baby says he wants to get closer to you. Are you saying no? “If you’re not going to come with your new baby for Chuseok, don’t even think about coming down.”
There was no chaos like this. People’s attention was only focused on me. When I received this kind of attention for my employment story, I felt like I was falling to the ground.
Not now.
The corners of my mouth are itchy. Her shoulders are trying to rise of their own accord.
“You bastard, it’s not time to worry about finding a job. After all, he is my younger brother. When you do it, you do it. Adults, please thank Hyunwoo for talking about employment. “I’m dating such a pretty girl, and even if I save the baby right now, it’s not enough, so I’m going to kill her.”
At my older brother’s words, the adults also nodded their heads actively, offering sincere apologies.
“Did I know that Hyunwoo was meeting such a great woman? “If I knew, I wouldn’t say that.”
Dad also nodded.
“Is employment important now? You must catch it unconditionally. The future of our Kim family depends on it.”
Is it that much?
“Oppa, you really have to bring me during Chuseok. But, wow. “If I were to see Aebom in person, my heart would stop.”
“I agree too.”
The moment I saw everyone nodding their heads seriously. In the end, I couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
It was truly a refreshing laugh that I had for the first time in a long time at home.
* * *
Anyone who sees it will think you are a refugee.
In his left hand, he holds a whole container of kimchi wrapped in a golden cloth that was never given out except to very important guests. There is no need to mention the right hand either. Ribs, skewers, fried shrimp, etc. Among the foods on the ancestral rite table, only the most delicious ones were wrapped and given to me by the handful. You won’t have to worry about side dishes for at least a week.
Refusal was impossible.
Because her grandmother didn’t make a fuss about taking this and feeding it to someone who would be sexy. If she didn’t carry it, her grandmother would come along on her train.
A person who was already quite old suddenly became healthy, as if he had been reborn as an anti-old age person, and boasted that he would never die until he saw me give birth to a grandchild or granddaughter.
[Ticket]
[08:13 (Busan) → 10:51 (Seoul)]
I sat down with difficulty holding the ticket in my mouth, hugged my luggage in my arms, and thought. After I was discharged from the military, and my life has gradually become more and more twisted since then, I wonder if there has ever been a time in my life when I visited my hometown and returned in such a good mood.
I wonder if I can be this happy, but a system window appears in front of my eyes.
[The quest was completed by asking Han Ae Bom or Oh Hana to send a photo and greeting the adults over the phone for one minute.]
[As a reward, you will receive 100,000 won and an intermediate skin message skill.]
[After attending the memorial service, the quest was completed.]
[As a reward, you will receive 100,000 won and stamina +1.]
It makes me smile because it feels like it’s telling me that true happiness starts now.
The quest window that came when I prayed for good luck in the new year. It was definitely giving me happiness that I would never have again in my life. I’m so happy that it’s almost scary. I was wondering what would happen if this quest suddenly wasn’t given.
‘Let’s not rely too much on it.’
I try to make small resolutions that I don’t think will work.
I quietly closed my eyes, thinking that I would have to say thank you to Han Ae-bom as soon as I got home.
[Terra One Room]
“Huh.”
The total stamina I’ve received from completing quests so far is +2, but this doesn’t seem to be as small a number as I thought. In the past, I was sweating profusely, taking breaks along the way, and somehow managed to get home in one go, even though I was carrying two large bundles that I could barely carry.
I will soon see Ohana and Hanae Bom. The thought of going further and having sex already brings a smile to my face.
「Beep beep beep!」
I entered the familiar password of 5844 and opened the door.
“Oh, welcome.”
And I stopped in place at the warm welcome.
“Who are you?”
Really.