Chapter 82 – Episode 82

It’s not an illusion. The person in line right in front of us is tilting his head, and the person behind us is giggling for no reason. Where is the self-talk that can be heard so far away?

But, this trashy accent and voice. I think I heard it somewhere.

‘Is one okay?’

Actually, I wasn’t that worried. Because it’s a situation I’ve encountered too often while following this guy’s behavior. Because we’ve already seen how Ohana reacts to this situation.

“Hmm.”

As expected, it is a very calm expression. Rather, it looks like a face that is contemplating something. Are you thinking about how to fuck up?

Ohana opened her mouth by tapping and hitting her fist with her own palm.

“Ah, isn’t this the bastard from back then? Wolwol, it started barking and tried to run at me like an animal. Hey, it looks like you’re back again. It seemed like there was no leash. “Be scared.”

At that moment, I burst into laughter that I couldn’t resist.

Oh, really, what is this guy? As if he really didn’t care one bit, the words he blurted out felt like a hit more than an aluminum bat.

“Hey! Fuck. What did you say!”

Ohana’s clean diction, which would have sold a lot if she had radio ASMR, must have really caught her ear? The voice that was whispering in front of me came out in annoyance.

Ah. It’s true.

She reflects that she is the woman who reminded her of giants and bulls. It felt like she was going to fold me in half.

She wore a t-shirt with a picture of Jumin and Hoi from Genesis Eleven. And. Is this a bit scary? The two men in the t-shirts only appear to be in the devil’s hands and complaining of suffering. At least you should have worn a larger size.

“What. I muttered to myself, and who responded? Did you get stabbed?”

Ohana is also amazing. She’s felt it before, but she’s so fearless that if she gets hit, every bone in her body will be crushed.

“This bastard!”

“You’re the bastard. “Wolwol!”

“This is real!”

When the bull girl got angry and tried to rush at Ohana, the people in front of us screamed.

“Kyaaa!”

This is another unique scream. Are you a foreigner?

At the same time, the angry voice of a part-time worker at a birthday café who was doing his best to avoid causing damage to nearby cafés or the invisible friction between fans occurring here and there rang out.

“There! If you make a fuss, I’ll kick you out right away! What’s happening here today is the official birthday party. Official birthday cake!”

Official birthday cafés are no longer opened by fans personally, but are instead opened by the company with significant investment. If you’re really lucky, there’s a pretty high chance that the idol himself will stop by, even if it’s only for a short time.

So, I guess that’s why so many people gathered like this.

… You may think so. In fact, the fans gathered here are just people who will run anywhere if an event like this pops up. Really.

‘So, I heard that once a male idol becomes popular, they can secure much greater profits and fandom than most girl groups.’

When I actually see it in person, it touches me much more than hearing it through stories.

“Ugh.”

The bull hesitated and backed away at the part-time worker’s irritated shout. Looking at that, I grinned and felt a little relieved inside.

Due to the quest, my strength and stamina have increased compared to before, and I even heard from Ohana that I feel reassured. Why am I still scared of that woman?

“Oppa, looking at the part-time workers who are keeping order, they are friends of the café owner.”

“Really?”

“Yes, yes, you’re making it clear that you’re annoyed. If you’re an employee who has worked there for a long time, you don’t get paid that much. But since I’m only going to work today, I’m leaving for a bit.”

“Ah-ha, I see. But wasn’t Saengka supposed to last for several days?”

“There is also a Sanka like that. Today is just one day. Some of them are official birthday cakes, but more than that, if you hold an event like this for a few days with a lot of people, no matter how careful you are, accidents happen. “I created this event just to celebrate, but if it is reported on the 9 PM news, both the idol and the management will be in trouble.”

“Aha.”

I nodded and stuck my tongue out. Is this guy a management employee somewhere? I’ve felt this before, but I don’t know what I know so well.

“Anyway, oppa.”

“Huh?”

“You know that bitch from earlier, dog.”

“Ah. Bull?”

“Phew! Bull. It’s a metaphor that really suits dogs. Anyway, did you see the t-shirt she was wearing? My brothers were all pitiful. It’s like, give us life… “I thought you were saying that.”

“Puhup!”

I held back the laughter that threatened to burst out again with both hands. Ah. I’m really going to turn around. It was so funny that tears welled up.

How is he really so strong? I didn’t mean to say that Ohana would survive on its own if I just threw it in the desert. In fact, even if that Hwang girl hadn’t been offended by Ohana’s self-talk, she might have become a friend of her own.

Because most of the people who came here were glaring at Ohana. Her skin tingles, very.

“What the. I’ve felt it before, but why on earth does this fan club hate you so much? It’s the same luxury.”

“What. If I had to give a reason, the first one is because I’m so ridiculously pretty.”

“And…”

If it had been another woman, I don’t think she would have said something so unlucky. When Ohana says this, she just nods her head slightly. He can say such arrogant lines without any hesitation.

“Secondly, should we say that women are originally a group? I like eating side dishes and eating side dishes. Just because it’s the same luxury, it doesn’t mean that everyone is making fun of it. Moreover, when the fandom grows to this extent, the voice becomes louder depending on how the group is formed. Especially not all the members I like are the same.”

“Yes.”

“So the louder the voice, the more pictures. Also, a coffee truck or something. A tribute or something. I can get more involved in various events. Should I say that beauty is also one of the things that increases the speaking power among female groups? “Haven’t you seen it at least once?”

“What are you looking at?”

I tilted my head.

“Wherever you go. “If you look at a group of women, surprisingly, the girl with the best face and body is the leader or queen.”

“Ah… That’s right.”

The high school was an all-boys high school, but the middle school was a coeducational school, so I think I saw what Ohana was talking about. Should we say that the class president who is surprisingly good at studying, or the kid who looks like he will become a real celebrity, determines the trend of the group?

The bull girl I just saw feels like she belongs in that group and takes care of the pretty queen.

“Wow. It gave me goosebumps to hear it. What? Is it like an implicit rule?”

“Women are fascinated by pretty things. If my brother was born a woman, it would naturally happen that way. Pretty clothes, pretty makeup, etc. I notice things like that without realizing it. Anyway, everyone started hating me because they tried to recruit me, who was ridiculously pretty, but failed. Should we say that it is the mentality that if we are not on the same side, we are enemies? Well, it’s up to you.”

I laughed out loud.

“I’m scared, I’m scared. “Women are scary.”

“Uh-huh! Don’t worry! Because I’m right next to you!”

Something like that happened just now, and the two of them didn’t even blink and were just flirting with each other. I guess I didn’t want to see that again.

“What are you doing bringing a man with you?”

“It’s hideous.”

“For a kid like that to come here, it’s really ruining the atmosphere. “Hmph.”

Scary. I’m scared.

Women were the most scary. Once you have a guy you like, there’s really no going back. I once again thought that female villains in dramas and movies were more likely than I thought.

I wondered why they treated the female protagonist so viciously out of jealousy.

“Hwaaaaam. “I’m sleepy.”

No matter what people around you say or say. In fact, if you didn’t pay any attention, there would be no damage. Ohana’s ears perk up a few times as she yawns.

To be precise, we were listening to the voices of the people in front of us.

It wasn’t Korean. Perhaps Japanese?

Those people seemed so shocked that they even screamed earlier, but now they were taking pictures here and there with expressions of joy on their faces.

And then he looks at us and says something.

“Hey. Hey!”

Fuck. I’m surprised.

Does this guy really have no brakes? Or is your affinity at the space level? The gaze is also incredibly catchy. The moment those people looked this way, their hands were already moving.

“Halo, halo! Where are you from! (Hello. Where are you from?)”

Actually, Ohana is strange.

“Um, we, we don’t know english! Sorry. (Um, ooh, we don’t know English. Sorry.)”

That was a normal reaction. To say that you don’t know English is because what you are speaking right now is also English.

In fact, if you say something like that, the reaction is to reject it because it’s embarrassing or unfamiliar.

“Aha! Okay, okay! No problem! (Okay, okay. No problem!)”

Did Sickle Problem make sense in the first place? I thought about that for a moment and then shook my head. Well, what if English grammar is wrong, and what if it is correct? Language is for communication.

“I love most Ricky. Ok?”

“Ricky? Ok, ok.”

English is spoken at the level of elementary school students. It was roughly like this. Although today is Jumin and Hoi’s birthday. Still, since both members usually get along well with Ricky, there is a service cut for female fans.

If you have a poker card with Ricky in it, ask for an exchange.

Even the Japanese, who were unfamiliar and shy at first, were soon captivated by Ohana’s friendliness and were mesmerized by her beauty, nodding their heads repeatedly.
People are talking about Kankokujin blah blah blah, but let’s go ahead and use the Pepego translation application.

[Koreans are so pretty. My skin is so good.]

And.

[Of all the Koreans I’ve seen during my travels, she’s the prettiest. I feel like a celebrity.]

It couldn’t have been the best compliment.

Ohana smiled brightly.

“Yass! Thank you!”

*

Ugh. It was better to wait in line.

[Happy Jumin’s Day] [2025/4/19]

[I love Jumin]

[Happy Hoi’s Day] [2025/4/19]

[I love Hoi]

“Here! With set number 3! “Please give me 3 cups each of mint chocolate latte and iced café mocha!”

I wish someone could save me. This was a battlefield. A party of two women ordered as many as 14 drinks. Goods that everyone has acquired. There were mixed feelings of joy and sorrow as I checked the photo card, cupholder, Domusong, etc.

How about taking pictures?

Posters, picture frames, and banners hanging here and there. Everyone takes pictures next to the life-size table. It’s even more ridiculous that all this is happening in this small café, crowded with people.

“Ugh.”

A groaning sound came out of my mouth. It was the first time that I thought it would be better to deal with convenience store truth-makers.

The problem is that Ohana is one of those people.

“Here are two vanilla lattes, two strawberry lattes, honey bread set and a soda smoothie… !”

“…”

Somehow, there were 8 glasses of drinks placed on the table where I sat. The capacity is at least 1 liter each. Just looking at it already makes my bladder feel itchy.

“After. I felt like ordering more. It can’t be helped. I don’t think I’ll be able to eat it all if it’s not this much. But you can’t leave food behind.”

Ohana was right.

In fact, we are noble enough. There were people who ordered drinks, checked the goods, and threw away the drinks without even looking back. Even if the money rots and remains.

“Drink consistently. Brother! Because I shoot today!”

“You’re shooting, right? “You’re not torturing them, right?”

I diligently drank my drink and looked at the table where the bull girl was in the distance. What. You don’t have to worry about throwing away drinks there.

Rather, I scanned every nook and cranny of the café, just in case. The person I heard about from the female café owner might have followed me here. 90% of the people who visited today are women. There were quite a few men too. There is no harm in being careful.

As I looked around, I made eye contact with some unexpected male part-time workers. The part-time workers are startled and run away to the kitchen in a hurry.

What is it?

“It’s one.”

“Wassup, bro?”

“Is my face scarier than I thought?”

Ohana smiled brightly and said in response to my question.

“Not at all.”