Chapter 84 – Episode 84
I thought a war had broken out. Before I could remember the Jindo dog order that I had learned in the military, screaming zombies appeared in the middle of the city.
“Ah ahhhhh!”
“Aaaaah! Jumin oppaaaaah! Hoi oppa!”
“I love you! “Please just shake my hand once!”
My eardrums are going to rupture. It reminds me of why we were talking so seriously in the bathroom earlier. Also, trustworthy bodyguards are hired to protect idols, and I think you can see why they often refrain from providing service no matter how good the fans are.
If you’re unlucky, people will die.
“Everyone, calm down first. Calm… Ugh!”
“Call the team leader! This doesn’t work! “Big trouble!”
“Everyone, you’re going to get hurt! Everyone, please calm down first and establish order… !”
It’s a mess. A mess.
Among the women, there are some who remain quiet for fear of getting hurt, others who actively mediate, and others who rush forward as if they don’t even hear such a thing.
These three are mixed together to create the greatest chaos of my life. It’s scarier than the ladies running at first-come, first-served bargains that I saw when I was young. If you accidentally put your hand in a place where there are eight arms on each body, it seems like it will get ripped off.
Where I wouldn’t even dare go, women were going face-first without fear. Crazy.
“…”
No one was already paying attention to the issues related to Ohana. The same was true for the bull girl who caused trouble. She is lost on the spot and is turning into dust. It made me wonder if the picture of Jumin and Hoi engraved on her chest gave her a painful expression.
“Let’s go, brother.”
“Huh?”
Of course, I thought Ohana would be the one to rush in, but I was led by her hand and left her store more easily than I thought.
“Can I ask for your autograph?”
“Are you okay. Rather, if I stay there, my brother might get hurt, or I might get in trouble for no reason. In a way, my brother set off the bomb.”
“Ah… That’s right.”
I did feel a little sorry for the idols who were in trouble because of me. Honestly, I didn’t know it would be that bad. In particular, I felt it again when I saw that the Japanese people, who had shown concern when Ohana was caught up in trouble, changed their eyes 180 degrees and rushed to her.
Some of the women who were crazy about virtue were absolutely not normal by my standards.
“Whoa.”
“Are you okay?”
Although it had calmed down to some extent, Ohana’s steps were trembling slightly as she walked out of the café and followed her own inertia.
“Is it a little difficult?”
“Let’s rest here and move on.”
“Good.”
[Dajapja Indoor Fishing Center B1F]
We stopped in front of a building with few people around. It is said to be an indoor fishing hall, and a faint smell of water comes from inside the building.
Rather, I asked carefully, looking at Ohana, who was still not doing well.
“Do you want to smoke a cigarette? Then it might get better.”
“Are you okay. I guess my expression isn’t very good right now. “If only my brother brought up the topic of cigarettes first.”
“What. “It’s not a face that can be said to be good even if you lie.”
To be honest, even if something like that had happened, I was a little embarrassed because the kid who I thought would calmly resolve it was embarrassed. It was almost a miracle that we were able to solve the problem in that way. I have to admit, I’m not sure how I did it myself.
Should I ask about this or not… After thinking a few times, I opened my mouth.
“You were very embarrassed, unlike you. “You really didn’t secretly visit me, did you?”
“Are you kidding? Although I like Ricky a little, a lot. “I’ve never crossed the line.”
“…”
It’s okay to watch her do her makeup in the early morning and worry about whether I should bring her a hot pack.
“I think I reacted a little more sensitively to the word theft than to the word stalking.”
“Really?”
“I had some bad memories from when I was young.”
Is stalking okay, but stealing not? The more you know, the more surprising it becomes.
Ohana, who was squatting next to her, groaned and scratched her head.
“Thank you for today. “Oppa.”
“What?”
“I helped out at the café. “I thought that if it weren’t for my brother, I would have been exhausted from work.”
“What. “You helped me at the wedding too.”
I overdid it a bit at the end and slipped. It was true that Ohana carried her at the wedding.
“…”
Actually, Ohana wasn’t the only one who slipped there.
They both remembered that fact for the first time in a long time and quietly held their heads. I thought that the aftermath of dark history would last for a very long time.
“Rather than that, is it okay if I just move on like this? Just by looking at it, it looks like that bull girl was trying to fuck you.”
Given Ohana’s personality, I thought she would go back now and kick that girl in the back of the head. Ohana tasted her with an expression that was closer to sympathy.
“That’s Okay. “Now she’s like, no one there would say anything to that bitch.”
“Really?”
“It’s done. That bitch. Just by looking at it, it looks like Jumin oppa and Hoi oppa are your favorites, and you showed that in front of your favorites. “I’d be lucky if I didn’t commit suicide.”
Hehe.
“It looks a bit sad to me.”
“… “Is it that much?”
Whenever the topic of suicide comes up, my heart breaks for no reason. Fuck. What if something like ‘A female fan of a famous idol made an extreme choice’ suddenly appears on the news?
“It would be 100 times more shocking than being cursed at and beaten up. If something like today happened, it would leave an impression no matter how popular the idol is. What do you think of that person? If I were to exaggerate a bit, it would come to mind every time I took a breath. “You should at least go to a mental hospital.”
While listening to Ohana, I feel two emotions at the same time. She felt good, but also a little worried.
“It’s a blessing to be self-employed, brother.”
“Huh?”
“So no matter what happens to that bitch, you don’t have to feel guilty.”
“Tsk. That’s right.”
A moment of awkward silence followed, and then Ohana opened her mouth.
“No, more than that, how did her brother solve the situation like that? To be honest, I was a little creeped out. “The moment she said, ‘Why don’t you ask me directly?’ I thought she was going to be the main character in a movie.”
Her face gets hot when she hears it from her Ohana mouth.
“Madam. I don’t know either. “I kept thinking about how to solve it in a way that didn’t spew out harsh words, and before I knew it, I was doing that.”
“No, and how did Jumin and Hoi notice?”
“I went into the men’s restroom and the two of them were talking about the manager blah blah blah. I compared the hairstyle of the part-time worker who made eye contact with me earlier and ran away with the photo posted on the internet, and it was almost similar.”
To be honest, should I say it’s pretty? As I look at the poster hanging in my studio every day, should I say that I have become familiar with it without realizing it?
Ohana raised her thumb towards me.
“And. I’m tired of your sharp eyes. Did you find the CCTV in that way? “I don’t think anyone noticed because it was installed in a real corner.”
That’s a different reason.
“Whoa! Whatever it was, I survived today because my brother followed me. It was a real godsend that I came with my brother! “What would he have done if he hadn’t come with me today?”
“It must have been a big problem. I feel fortunate. Hey. Come with me.”
In order to hide my complicated feelings from a moment ago, I deliberately acted arrogantly. Ohana asked with a charming smile.
“I’m just saying this because I’m talking about it. These days, brother…”
If she was her usual Ohana, she wouldn’t have hesitated to talk back. She is an Ohana who closes her mouth while trying to say something.
“… No. More than that, I was very thankful today. “I will do my best to fulfill your request later.”
“My favor?”
As she looked at Ohana confidently nodding her head, the word ‘anal sex’ appeared in her mind about 100 times and then disappeared.
「Puck!」
“It’s a surprise. Why is she suddenly hitting her face?”
“No. “I thought there was an obscene demon sitting in her head.”
Crazy bastard. In the meantime, what came to mind was Ohana’s anus. Are you out of your mind? You have to do it in moderation. Just because she admits she’s a pervert, does that mean she’s just leaving?
“Hmm. I don’t really have anything to ask for. Should I just ask a simple question?”
“Question?”
She thought that if she held up her request for no reason, she would immediately ask to fuck Ohana’s anus, so she decided to just write it down.
“You told Aebom before that he would get hurt if he found out about the high school you attended.”
“Oh, was that so?”
“I did. Honestly, where did you go to high school?”
“Hmm.”
Ohana thought more seriously about my question than she thought.
“Hmm! Do you really want to hear it? “Maybe it would be better to ask me to do a specific cosplay?”
“Now that you say that, I want to hear more?”
Sincerely.
“Hmm. If you say it that way, then what? “There’s nothing I can’t tell you.”
Ohana said.
“I went to beauty school.”
Beauty school? What is a beauty shop?
“Beauty high school. For your information, I did not graduate and dropped out.”
Omg. Wait a minute.
Now that I think about it, I think I heard about a hair salon from my sister once. I said it in passing as a joke.
‘Brother. Be careful about that? The kids at the beauty school are scary, no joke. Especially if you make eye contact in Seomyeon, just quietly look away. It’s a rumor about the kids there, but they say it’s a school where if two enter, three will come out. They are kids who don’t fight if I do anything.’
Since it is a place where people live, it may not actually be like that.
Even dropping out?
“How is it? Are you feeling refreshed?”
No. It’s gotten more complicated.
I said with a small sigh.
“Let’s go home.”
“Hehe, good.”
In the end, I couldn’t easily erase the word beauty shop from my head until I returned to my studio apartment. At the same time, he was smiling happily as he secretly imagined what Ohana would look like in her school uniform.
“What is this look on your face that makes you feel like you need to call the police?”
“Not to that extent.”
I denied it quite strongly.
* * *
Fortunately, nothing that happened in Sanka ever made the news. When I heard the news, they somehow solved it.
What’s strange is that the stalker incident was passed over so quietly?
“Hmm.”
After roughly checking, I lifted the ballpoint pen again.
[Let’s focus on studying to increase our own value]
[92/100 hours]
[Reward: 1 million won, low level speed reading skill]
The high point of this tiresome quest was slowly becoming visible. To be honest, I don’t know about low-level speed reading skills, but I think the habit of concentrating has been a great help in my life.
Should I say that the efficiency is different? In the past, things that you would have had to see several times to remember or come to mind, these days, they stay in your mind once or twice.
“If I had continued to study with this concentration, I would not have gone to Seoul National University.”
Seoul National University Gwajam worn by Jeong Hye-jeong. When I think about myself wearing that, the corners of my mouth curl up without me realizing it. Maybe it suits you better than you think?
“What kind of shit are you imagining?”
“It’s a surprise. Store manager. “Why did you come back at this time?”
I checked the time to see if I was already home from work because I was concentrating too hard, but it was only 12 o’clock at night.
“Under… When I tried to stop the kids from fighting, I got beaten up and kicked out. Hehe, yes. “I am a sinner for not making much money, I am a sinner.”
「Beep, beep!」
At the same time, I felt sad as I watched the store manager downing four cans of beer with a sad expression. There was no human being in the world as miserable as that person. When I think about the cute girl I saw at a wedding before, I want to have a child, but when I look at the store manager in front of me, I feel like I shouldn’t have her child.
“Ah. For your information, store manager. Consuming alcoholic beverages inside the store is prohibited…”
“Know. Hey! Who’s eating now? “I’m going to go home and eat.”
“No, how can a grown adult make such a mess by trying to stop a fight between middle school kids?”
“Shut up. You bastard! Did you personally see the kids fighting? “When two girls fight together, it is a battlefield itself.”
“…”
What. Maybe it’s because I went to her birthplace with Ohana a while ago and saw a similar scene. I sympathize with you to no end.
“It seemed like we usually got along well with each other. What happened?”
“Miss, do I understand? Rather, you too, be careful. This time, I felt it again, and surprisingly, if women pretend to be okay and stay quiet, they explode even louder.”
“Why should I be careful? “I don’t even have a girlfriend.”
“Well, that’s true too. Tsk. Poor bastard. Have a hard time “I’m leaving.”
“Please go in. Store manager.”
I chuckled as I watched the store manager trudge home again with a beer while gently rubbing the back of his wounded hand.
Even though we live as a group of four, it’s really peaceful. Even though there are only two of them, it’s a mess. Hehe.
… I thought so.
“This thoughtless, shallow bitch!”
“Why are you doing this? Fuck!”
Huh? Wait for a sec. What is it?