Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

Chapter 22

Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

I picked up a miso jar that had floated down from the river. But her hair seems a little strange. … It’s okay because her breasts are big!

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Chapter 22 – Mu-rim Creampie (2)

“I’m not the one who’s wrong! It’s the world that’s wrong!”

Pang Soso blamed the world in a slurred voice unique to a drunk person.

Despite being starving, she stubbornly pursued what she believed was right, which was admirable, so I decided to feed her a lot of food.

And I also gave her some alcohol.

…But it seems like I gave her too much.

“Isn’t it ridiculous? Where do men and women go in Mu-rim? If they find out, they’ll all die of shock!”

Pang Soso swung her sword on her back.

Hong Yeon-hwa, who was frightened by the sound of the air being cut, rushed in and snatched the sword away.

“Isn’t it dangerous? Get rid of the alcohol quickly. I’ll return it to you later.”

“Hehe…you’re amazing! You took it so easily! And you’re cute!”

“C-cute?!”

Pang Soso’s direct behavior towards Hong Yeon-hwa, who had always called her “Eun-in” and showed her respect, made her flustered.

She looked at me for help.

“What should I do?”

“How should I know?”

“She doesn’t even know! But she’s telling me to do something!”

In the midst of their silent conversation, Pang Soso stumbled towards Hong Yeon-hwa and hugged her tightly.

“Eek!”

Hong Yeon-hwa screamed as she handed me the sword, afraid that Pang Soso might hurt herself.

“It’s so small…but her breasts are big…she’s so good at martial arts that she can knock people’s heads off…I’m jealous…”

“Hey! Let go! Put it down! And stop stroking her hair! That’s something only her husband can do!”

Hong Yeon-hwa desperately pushed Pang Soso’s face with all her might, but Pang Soso clung to her desperately, and it didn’t have much effect.

“Be free to roam around Mu-rim…be with the person you love…but I…why…sob…sob…”

Pang Soso suddenly burst into tears. Hong Yeon-hwa looked at me helplessly, not knowing what to do.

“You…!”

“Wait a minute.”

In the end, I had to rush in and barely managed to pry Pang Soso off of Hong Yeon-hwa.

***

Pang Soso, who had caused a commotion, soon passed out. I was even thinking about giving her a blood transfusion, but it wasn’t necessary.

However, I couldn’t just throw her anywhere, so I rented an empty room in the inn and put her in there. Hong Yeon-hwa and I rented the room next to hers.

Hong Yeon-hwa, who had eaten all the remaining food, patted her belly.

“Phew…come to think of it, there was so much going on today that I didn’t even tell you about your fight.”

Chapter 22 – Mu-rim Creampie (2)

Hong Yeon-hwa patted my head as she crawled towards me on all fours.

“You still have a long way to go, but the fact that you split your opponents and cut their throats without hesitation is admirable.”

“Really? I only fought two people, so it doesn’t feel like much.”

“Even if it was only two people, the fact that you did well doesn’t change. You’ve had a hard day, so let me relieve your fatigue.”

Hong Yeon-hwa made a sound and stood up from her seat. I watched as she rolled her shoulders and started stretching.

“Are you going to do the acupuncture and bloodletting?”

“Yes. Since your inner energy has returned, the effect will be much better than before.”

Seeing her self-assured attitude, I suddenly remembered the first time I received acupuncture and bloodletting from her.

At that time, I thought it was just a regular massage…

But every time she touched my body, the sensation of her breasts against me through her clothes felt so good that I couldn’t wait for the sun to set every day.

Breasts…now I can see them without clothes. I can touch them and even bury my face in them.

As I thought about this, I felt a surge of energy in my lower body.

“…Since you’re doing it anyway, can you focus on the areas I want?”

“Hmm? What do you mean?”

“Can you do it while I’m completely naked?”

“….”

Hong Yeon-hwa tilted her head in confusion, not understanding what I meant.

But soon, she realized what I wanted and her face turned red.

“…I did say that the 27th day of the month is a safe day, but that doesn’t mean we have to do it every day.”

“Don’t want to do it today? Then it can’t be helped…”

“I didn’t say that we can’t do it every day! I just said that we shouldn’t. I told you earlier, if you want to, we can do it anytime.”

Slowly, but without hesitation, she untied the knot on her waist. With just a slight movement of her shoulders, her outer garment slipped off and fell to the floor.

Swoosh.

Did she take off her clothes on her own just because I asked? My erection wouldn’t subside at the thought.

In an instant, Hong Yeon-hwa, now dressed only in her undergarments, looked at my groin and quickly closed her eyes before removing her undergarments as well.

Swoosh.

Then Hong Yeon-hwa’s breasts, wrapped in silk, swayed flexibly and revealed their presence to the world.

“Wow…”

The tremble didn’t stop with just one movement. The inertia and recoil became gentle waves that danced on top of her breasts.

How can I feel the weight just by looking at them? I can’t help but admire them no matter how many times I see them.

Perhaps it’s because I’ve been staring at her breasts. Hong Yeon-hwa, who noticed my gaze, turned her arms behind her back and shrugged.

Naturally, her breasts stretched out, emphasizing the completed milk. Hong Yeon-hwa deliberately bounced towards me in a noisy manner.

Thump, thump.

I felt like I was going crazy from the sound of her breasts colliding with each other and hitting her belly.

As I focused on the violent appearance of her breasts colliding with each other and hitting her belly, Hong Yeon-hwa, who had approached me without realizing it, looked up at me while bending her upper body.

“I already know that you’re obsessed with my breasts to the point of being weird. …How was it? Did you like it?”

“Uh…it was amazing. Did you practice this separately or something?”

“….”

Instead of answering, Hong Yeon-hwa reached out her hand and started to undress me. Does she know that her actions alone are enough of an answer?

Not long after, Hong Yeon-hwa had taken off all my clothes and untied the last cloth around my waist. And then…

“Ah!”

She got hit in the nose by my erect penis, which sprang up like a spring.

“???”

Hong Yeon-hwa, who seemed to not understand what was happening, wrapped her nose and looked up at me.

Her cute appearance made me unconsciously stroke my penis.

“How is it? Do you get the idea?”

“Ah…”

Hong Yeon-hwa finally realized what she had been hit with and opened her eyes wide.

“You’re a bad boy.”

“When can I pet you when you’re cute?”

“Considering that this dagger-sized thing has been tormenting me, it’s not cute at all.”

Is that a compliment?

“It’s hard to take it all the way down. Let’s start with one foot out today.”

“Is that possible? Now even you know! The penis should feel good in the vagina to ejaculate, right?”

Hong Yeon-hwa stomped her feet, not wanting to be ignored.

…Does she even know what she’s saying right now?

Actually, it doesn’t matter. I’ll teach her everything from now on.

I pointed to my fully erect penis.

“Use your hand.”

“….”

Hong Yeon-hwa looked at her hand and then at my penis, then tilted her head.

“Are you teasing me? There’s no hole in my hand.”

“No. I mean, use your hand to make me feel good.”

“With my hand…?”

She seems to have no idea what to do.

“Sit here for a moment,” I said.

“Hmm.”

Hong Yeon-hwa sat down in front of me, and her large breasts pressed against her knees, protruding to the side. It was a grotesque sight, but…

“Isn’t it uncomfortable? It would be more comfortable to just kneel down.”

“A celestial being should never kneel down.”

Wait, is she talking about celestial being attributes now? She never spoke like this before, even when she was making strange noises.

I felt a little confused, but when I saw her posture, I had a good idea.

“Then just spread your legs a little in that position.”

“Like this?”

As I instructed, Hong Yeon-hwa spread her legs and sat in a “M” position.

Thanks to that, her breasts, which were covered by her knees, swayed less due to gravity. Her hairless, glistening vagina was slightly open, and her eyes blinked innocently.

I pushed my penis towards her.

“For now, wrap it gently with your hand. Yes, like that. Hold it like a sword.”

***

Suddenly, Pangsoso woke up from her sleep, feeling the urge to urinate. She couldn’t just pee on her clothes, so she used her internal energy to force out the urine.

And then she fell into a fierce self-loathing.

“I’m crazy! What kind of behavior did I show in front of Eun-in?!”

Unconsciously, she hit the blanket, but every time she did, her full bladder threatened to burst out. So she quietly put her legs down.

Most guests prepare a fortress in their rooms to ensure that no one comes out at night.

This place is no exception.

After searching the room for a moment, Pangsoso found what she was looking for. And then she lay back on the bed.

“Let’s apologize tomorrow. And let’s drink moderately from now on.”

Pangsoso’s family always stopped her from drinking, so she had no choice but to learn her own alcohol tolerance through this experience.

“Ugh!”

It may not be a good thing, but it’s true.

She closed her eyes to fall asleep again, but vivid memories flooded her mind.

In the end, she couldn’t fall asleep and pulled the blanket for a while. Then she accidentally, really accidentally, noticed a faint light coming through the wall.

“Is this a hole connected to the next room?”

She didn’t have any particular thoughts. She was just curious about where the hole in front of her led.

If there’s a pocket, you open it. If there’s a drawer, you take it out. Essentially, it’s just a small curiosity that’s no different from that.

But small causes don’t always produce small results.

What Pangsoso saw through the small peeping hole was the sight of two naked lovers.

More accurately, it was the sight of Hong Yeon-hwa, who was sitting in a slutty position, gripping Jin So-chan’s penis.

Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

I picked up a miso jar that had floated down from the river. But her hair seems a little strange. … It’s okay because her breasts are big!

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