Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

Chapter 245

Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

I picked up a miso jar that had floated down from the river. But her hair seems a little strange. … It’s okay because her breasts are big!

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Chapter 236 – One on One – Lady Sama (2)

Lady Sama pulled out a book from the corner.

“Let’s try this. It’s in here. Do you want to follow along?”

The title of the book was ‘Shindansu and Tofu.’

…Wait, isn’t this an erotic novel that Lady Sama wrote?

I opened the book with a nervous heart.

***

In the small rural village of Mokyangchon, there were two famous things.

One was a giant tree that was truly worthy of the name ‘Shinmok,’ which was difficult to find anywhere else.

It was as thick as ten grown men holding hands in a circle, and as tall as a stone house, with enough tiles to cover the bottom.

The people of Mokyangchon treated this giant tree as a guardian deity of the village and sometimes held ceremonies, so it was naturally famous.

And the second famous thing was…

“Kak! Thwack! Ahh! What kind of punishment is this, you bastards!”

With messy bangs, his sharp eyes were as sharp as a wild beast.

And his sloppy attitude was just as bad.

He spat on the ground and walked crookedly, making him look even more sloppy.

He was Nam Pak, the young owner of the tofu shop, who was as famous as Shin Danmok for being a troublemaker in Mokyangchon.

“Hmph. What kind of punishment…”

Nam Pak laughed and took out the tofu, then put it neatly into the hollow of the Shin Danmok.

“Come on, let’s try it.”

Swish, swish.

Nam Pak quickly took off his pants, laughing and ready to go.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

***

Thump!

I closed the book Lady Sama handed me, ‘Shindansu and Tofu,’ with a loud noise.

“Lady…are you telling me to nail myself to a tree?”

“No! Read a little more! Then you’ll understand!”

“Ugh…”

“Don’t hate it so much, Jinrang. Do you really think I would tell the prince to nail a tree instead of me?”

I looked back and forth between Shin Danmok, Tofu, and Lady Sama, then answered.

“…I think you might.”

“No. Way. In. Hell!!!”

Lady Sama pounded her chest as if she were frustrated. Her chest, which was not small, shook quite nicely.

Did she notice my gaze? Lady Sama suddenly changed her attitude and stuck to me with a subtle smile.

Then, with her back turned, she actively rubbed her chest against me.

“Jinrang~ Can’t you read just one more chapter? Please? I’m begging you. Please?”

A soft sensation was clearly transmitted through her thin clothes.

Chapter 236 – One on One – Lady Sama (2)

Lady Sama’s breasts were objectively ample, even if they fell short compared to my other women.

“Shall I be your pillow while you read? Or do you want me to touch your chest? You like these kinds of things, don’t you, you perverted prince? I know all about it!”

She even grabbed my hand and placed it on her chest.

It was amazing how awkward she still was with simple hand-holding or hugging, yet she was so natural with these erotic acts.

Well, I suppose it was all because I had increased my inner strength and persistently pushed my body against hers.

Enjoying her reaction, I lightly tapped Lady Sama’s forehead with my finger.

Smack!

“Hyah!”

Lady Sama jumped back like a cat whose tail had been caught, her eyes revealing her inner thoughts.

“Really? Is it really going to turn out like this?”

Laughing at her reaction, I lifted Lady Sama up.

“Alright, alright. Just read it.”

“Heh heh! You’re so easily swayed by a mediocre topic, Prince. You should have been like this from the beginning!”

She probably thought I changed my mind because of her breasts…but that wasn’t the case.

I just had a better idea.

I pushed Lady Sama onto the bed, who then spread her arms and legs wide open as if to say, “do whatever you want.”

But what I did wasn’t bury my face in her chest or lay my head on her smooth stomach.

Instead, I lay down next to her, and she looked at me with a dazed expression.

Then I handed her Shin Danmok and Tofu.

“Read it.”

“What?”

“If you read it to me, Lady, I’ll listen quietly. So read it out loud.”

“….”

Lady Sama looked at me with trembling eyes.

I nodded my head with a smile, facing her dark eyes.

“Kuk! I forgot…Jinrang may be mediocre, but he’s more of a pervert than that….”

She spoke with a voice that sounded frustrated.

Wow, she’s really harsh.

“If I’m a pervert, what are you, Lady? A huge pervert who masturbates?”

“We’re meant to be together since we’re both perverts, right? Yeah, that’s right. I like Jinrang too. Is that enough?”

Wow…she really doesn’t hold back.

I wanted to hit her with another finger tap, but I stopped myself when I saw Lady Sama’s face turn red as she spread out Shin Danmok and Tofu.

She’s probably embarrassed, which is why she’s doing this. But what does she want to do that she’s reading it out loud?

I was both excited and nervous.

Instead of tapping her, I reached out my arm and placed it behind Lady Sama’s head, making a pillow for her.

Let’s wait in that state for a moment. Lady Sama started to glance at me softly after flipping through a few pages of the book.

“Really? Do I really have to read this? Can’t Jinrang just read it?”

“Yeah. You can just read the parts you want me to follow, Lady.”

“I do want to do that…ugh. But this has to be read from the beginning to have any meaning…”

Lady Sama seemed indecisive. Was the reading too much for her?

“What if we just read it together? You don’t have to make any noise, just read it with your eyes.”

“Really?!”

It seemed like reading her own erotic novel was embarrassing for her, but maybe it was less so than reading it aloud.

Lady Sama’s face brightened up.

“Okay! Then you have to follow what’s written here too, Jinrang?”

“Yeah. I promise.”

We intertwined our little fingers and sealed the deal with a stamp. Lady Sama then rubbed her neck with a satisfied expression.

“Ahem. Let’s see, we read up to here, right? I purposely wrote this part to be shocking since it’s just the introduction. You’ll see if you read it!”

***

At first, Lady Sama was giggling, but as the erotic scenes approached, her expression hardened.

Every time that happened, I would playfully ask her how she could write such things when she was a virgin until she met me.

By the time we finished reading, Lady Sama’s face was redder than the sunset outside the window.

I had teased her too much.

But now, Lady Sama seemed like she was about to cry and was strangely excited. She was so charming that I couldn’t stop myself.

After finishing the last page, Lady Sama grabbed the book and hid it under the blanket.

“Ugh…that’s it! We’re done reading it, right?!”

“Yeah, it was good.”

According to Hong Yeon-hwa, “Shin Danmok and Tofu” was Lady Sama’s masterpiece and a very popular erotic novel.

It was actually quite enjoyable and erotic.

But I had one question.

“Why did they only show the tree scene once?”

“Jinrang…did you really like the tree scene that much?”

“No way. I’m just curious since the title is named after it, but it only appears once.”

After Shin Danmok is nailed to the tree, the spirit of the tree, a woman named Shinryung, comes to him and kills him for defiling her. She then goes crazy and says she’ll die too. This is when the real story begins.

In the end, the old protagonist dies and is buried under the tree, reborn as a new tree that lives a long life entwined with Shin Danmok and its roots.

In other words, most of the scenes in the novel are between the human-shaped spirit and Shin Danmok.

“Well, if the main focus was on nailing people to trees, it wouldn’t have become such a popular work.”

After all, there are more cases of people being nailed than trees.

…Right?

“Anyway, it was fun to read, but which scene do you want to follow?”

“Huh? It’s not decided yet.”

Lady Sama tilted her head cutely.

Such a casual attitude.

“Is it the part where the two who fell in love in the latter half mix their bodies in front of Shin Danmok and give him a hickey instead of water?”

“Of course, it’s not the part where the protagonist forces himself on the heroine who was forced to come and show him her body.”

Two different contents were mentioned at the same time.

“……”

“……”

For a moment, silence flowed as Lady Sama and I looked at each other with strange eyes.

“You…do you like that kind of thing?”

“Your Highness…do you like planting seeds in trees that much?”

Before another silence could flow, I opened my mouth.

“First of all, this is rape, but shouldn’t the focus be on love rather than rape? Like how the meat is more important than the seasoning in seasoned pork.”

“This lousy guy!!”

Snap!

Lady Sama lightly hit my head with the erotic novel she had taken out from under the blanket.

“If that’s the case, you should have just written about love instead of rape! The important part is the beginning, you know?”

Come to think of it, Lady Sama had a strong taste for men…she liked being roughly dominated while being suppressed by force.

In the end, I let out a deep sigh and nodded my head.

“Okay. Anyway, the promise was for you to do what you want, so it doesn’t matter to me…are you okay with it?”

“What?”

“What I mean is…”

This part, it’s about nailing the heroine’s neck and then doing it.

Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

I picked up a miso jar that had floated down from the river. But her hair seems a little strange. … It’s okay because her breasts are big!

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