Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

Chapter 336

Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

I picked up a miso jar that had floated down from the river. But her hair seems a little strange. … It’s okay because her breasts are big!

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Chapter 322 – Side Story. Dream of Return (3)

When I closed my eyes and opened them again, I saw a leftover pizza crust.

…Did they say that taste can be reproduced?

With trembling hands, I picked up the pizza slice in front of the small folding table.

It’s still warm, but there are no pizza boxes around, so it’s probably the leftover pizza from the day before.

Reincarnated for 22 years.

This is certainly not a short time. Even if it’s memories from a past life, it’s enough to forget everything except for a few impressive ones.

But maybe it’s because of the familiar structure of the room. Or maybe it’s because of the stimulating smell.

Memories that have been deep in my mind wriggled and started to rise on their own.

Yes.

The taste of that stimulating pizza that couldn’t be imitated by any food I had in Jungwon.

Gulp.

Maybe it’s because of the specific memory that came to mind. Saliva reflexively flowed out.

“Wow… Is this really a room? It’s small, but it’s definitely filled with things I’ve never seen before. Jinrang, what is this for… Jinrang?”

Samayeryeong, who was the first to regain her composure, spoke to Moore, but I was in a state where I couldn’t answer the question.

That’s because I was pouring all my attention into the pizza!

Squish.

Chewy dough, sauce on top, and half-melted cheese.

The topping was filled with sweet and savory bulgogi, and there were pieces of pineapple cut here and there.

A sweet and salty combination that I particularly liked in my past life. As if possessed, my hand moved to bring the pizza to my mouth.

And at the moment I was about to take a big bite.

“Yum!”

Hong Yeon-hwa, who popped out of nowhere, intercepted the pizza.

“Hey! Yeon-hwa, you…!”

“Mmm. How dare you ignore our language and…!”

And then she stopped in her tracks, frozen in the same position.

“…Yeon-hwa?”

“……”

With pink eyes that looked like they had seen the truth of the universe, Hong Yeon-hwa remained motionless.

I poked her chubby cheek with my index finger.

Poke.

No response.

This time, I lightly tapped her nose.

Tap.

No response.

At this point, I was a little worried. Paengsoso, who was looking around my room with the others, cautiously waved her hand in front of Hong Yeon-hwa.

Despite being wide-eyed, there was no movement in her pupils.

“Jin Gaga! Jin Gaga! Something’s wrong! Hong Unni broke down! What on earth did she eat?!”

“Yeah… What could she have eaten?”

It’s not like there’s poison in the pizza, and even if there was, Hong Yeon-hwa wouldn’t be affected by it.

Is it because of that?

“If it’s come to this, I have no choice but to use my last resort. Excuse me for a moment, Soso.”

“Oh, sure.”

I stood in front of Hong Yeon-hwa and took a deep breath.

“Yap!”

And then, I aimed my finger directly at Hong Yeon-hwa’s nipple.

How many times have I seen and touched it? It wasn’t difficult to find the exact location even through her clothes.

Now, all that’s left is the right stimulation.

I pulled all my inner strength and focused it on my finger. And then…

Tickle, tickle.

“Hyaaak!”

Even though I didn’t move my finger much, Hong Yeon-hwa jumped up like a cat that had been poked in the side.

“Ha… It worked.”

I wiped the sweat off my forehead with a proud expression.

Thwack!

I got hit on the back of my neck by Paengsoso. It didn’t hurt much, but…

“Why?”

“What kind of last resort is that, Jin Gaga?”

“Anyway, you regained your senses, right? And this was the right answer, wasn’t it? Really.”

I shrugged my shoulders, and Paengsoso looked at me incredulously before letting out a sigh.

“Please do it to me later. I have to see for myself how amazing this technique is.”

Still sulking, Paengsoso put her arms around herself and made a huffing sound.

But because of the way she was leaning on me, it looked like she was emphasizing her chest.

She must be doing it on purpose. She’s even tapping me on the butt for no reason.

I can’t let her get away with this.

As I nodded my head, Paengsoso, who had returned to stand in front of Hong Yeon-hwa, asked with a cautious voice.

“Hong Unni? Are you okay? Did something just go wrong? Nothing like that, right?”

A worried question. But Hong Yeon-hwa, with a very gentle expression, shook her head as if there was no need to worry.

“Soso.”

“Yes, Hong Unni.”

“I have just experienced paradise.”

“…What?”

Paengsoso made a surprised expression at the unexpected answer. Hong Yeon-hwa smiled softly at her.

“Just one bite can make a person so happy. Paradise is not far away. Yes. Everything depends on the state of mind. If I am happy, it is no different from paradise, wherever it may be…”

“Uh… Jin Gaga, what do we do now? If this continues, Hong Unni might become possessed by a demon! Exorcism? Detachment? Anyway, she doesn’t seem to be in her right mind!”

“That’s why I said this was the right answer.”

Squirm, squirm.

“Hee-yaang!”

Hong Yeon-hwa, who had been babbling with a dazed expression, suddenly returned to her senses in an instant.

“Hmm? Soso? Why are you looking at her with that expression? But more importantly, you. I feel like I just forgot something very important…”

Hong Yeon-hwa kept turning her head back and forth between me and Paengsoso, while I gently stroked her head.

“You see? I just got too excited because I ate something too delicious. If I focus on a similar level of other pleasures, I’ll be fine again.”

“No… Jin Gaga… What is that… huh…”

Paengsoso, who was just breathing heavily, didn’t seem to understand.

Well, Hong Yeon-hwa, who knew only sweets like tteok and jeong, must have been overstimulated by the sweet and salty combination of bulgogi pineapple pizza.

And pizza itself is a stimulating food.

As if her memory was coming back, Hong Yeon-hwa grabbed my sleeve and started jumping up and down in place.

Her bouncing breasts caught my gaze.

“You! You! What was that delicious thing you just ate? Is there nothing else like it? No, it’s not easy to find such a delicacy. How can I get it? Hmm?”

And then, Hong Yeon-hwa stuck to me, her pink eyes sparkling as she asked.

It was a wicked, wicked look, taking advantage of the fact that I would listen to her no matter what if she pressed her breasts against me like this.

As she acted like this, other people became curious and started paying attention to me one by one.

“Jin Gaga? What did Hong Unni eat that made her like this?”

“I’m curious too, Sanggong. If the boss is so out of it…”

“Hmm. Jinrang. You know, right? I did this with my liquor technique? I think I have the right to have a bite too.”

Watching her like that, I couldn’t help but shake my head.

“Ah… Do you not know? This is called pizza. It’s just a regular delivery food.”

“Regular delivery food…? Then what on earth has she been eating until now…”

Hong Yeon-hwa trembled in amazement. Why is her reaction so funny?

Squish, squish.

I grabbed Hong Yeon-hwa’s cheeks, which were half-opened impulsively, and played with them, pressing them down and pulling them up.

“Eek…”

“Should we order more? There are a lot of people, so three pizzas should be enough… Oh, let’s order some chicken too.”

“Nyaaah!”

Hong Yeon-hwa didn’t cry, but instead hit me with her face, looking like the happiest person in the world.

Laughing, I picked up the smartphone that was on the corner of the table.

It took me a while since it’s been a while, but I managed to order through the delivery app.

“Ah.”

Suddenly, I had a doubt and asked Samayeoryeong, who was resting her chin on my shoulder and staring intently at her smartphone.

“Hey, Yeoryeong. Is this just a very vivid dream based on my memory?”

“That’s right. So, only what Jinrang has experienced can be implemented. Of course, human memory has self-correction function, so there is some flexibility, but…”

“So, you can’t implement something like a taste you’ve never tasted before.”

In other words, if you’ve tried bulgogi pineapple pizza, you can order bulgogi pizza and pineapple pizza separately and get a plausible result.

But you can’t order something like mint chocolate pizza that you’ve never tasted or imagined.

“Then let’s order based on what we’ve tried.”

I searched my memory and recalled the delicious combinations I had eaten and placed the order.

Pizza tastes very different with just a little extra topping, so it’s really important.

After ordering some chicken as well, I looked up and saw my women sitting right in front of me.

I blinked, wondering what was going on, and Samamaeng, as the representative, spoke up.

“Jin Gaga?”

“Yes?”

“They said the delivery will take a little while to arrive, right?”

“Yes, it’ll probably take about half an hour.”

“Then can you tell us what’s here while we wait?”

“Ah.”

Come to think of it, they’re all seeing the future several hundred years from now.

Although the timing was a bit off due to Hong Yeon-hwa’s pizza incident, they must be curious about various things.

“Sure, ask me anything.”

“Thank you. Then, this soft and squishy thing…?”

“Uh, wait a minute, Samamaeng. Where did you get that?!”

“Well, it was on the desk…”

Actually, when I saw what Samamaeng was holding, I remembered why it was on the desk.

I just wanted to deny the unbelievable reality and asked again.

Yeah… using onaholes and washing and drying them properly after use is the right way to use them…

And when I lived alone, I didn’t feel the need to hide my onaholes.

…Damn it, my past self!

I’m already dead, but let me die again!

How do I explain that with my own mouth?!

Picked Up the Self-Proclaimed Heavenly Horse

I picked up a miso jar that had floated down from the river. But her hair seems a little strange. … It’s okay because her breasts are big!

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