Chapter 1 – Episode 1 – Became a ‘Superhuman Product Number’!

Episode 1 – Became a ‘superhuman product number’!

I am a ‘professional product numberer’. I don’t have a very good IQ or memory, but strangely, the product number of the porn I saw once was precisely remembered in my head. I don’t know the reason or principle. It’s just been like that since the first time I saw porn.

For that reason, it has become a hobby to tell people the product numbers of pornography that people are looking for. When people describe a part of the porn content, they find a product number based on that.

Of course not offline. I’ve been doing it on the community bulletin board of a porn site I came across by chance while in middle school.

Then, from one day, people called me a ‘professional product seller’ and praised(?) Me. I loved it. It was because that was the only experience of being acknowledged by people.

Strangely, I had no friends. I wasn’t particularly ugly, I wasn’t bad at studying, and I didn’t have a bad personality (at least in my opinion…), But strangely I didn’t make any friends.

It wasn’t like I was being bullied or anything. He was just a child without a presence. At the beginning of each school year, children are fiercely trying to make friends with each other. But I was always eliminated in that competition.

At first, when I wanted to be a little close with the kids, they always became closer friends with the other guys before I knew it, and they got closer and closer with me. Eventually, there will be no one left around.

I had such an experience from kindergarten to elementary school, so from middle school when puberty came, I didn’t have any interest or expectations about personal relationships at all, and of course I didn’t have any friends. Of course, no love experience.

And now, even though today is the day of orientation for college freshmen, I gave up all the excitement and anticipation and thought, ‘I can go to school when the semester starts’. Was doing

However, as soon as I wrote the part number as a comment to someone’s question, a notification window suddenly popped up.

– Congratulations! You have become a ‘superhuman product number’!

“A superhuman product number?”

There was more content in the notification window.

– If you press the ‘Confirm’ button, the privilege will be awarded.

I accidentally pressed the OK button. And I immediately came to my senses, startled by the thought of the malicious code, but it was already too late. Suddenly, an app started downloading.

“Wow!”

I was frantically trying to cancel. However, the touch did not work as if the phone screen suddenly became black.

“Sir!”

I didn’t even hear the power button. The battery is all-in-one and cannot be removed.

Eventually, the app installed and started running on its own.

“Eight! Fuck!”

As soon as the app started, an introduction screen appeared.

– Welcome to the installation of the ‘Superhuman Product Number’ app. If you take a picture of someone else with this app and enter the part number of the porn, the atmosphere with that person flows like the content of the porn. For example, if you take a picture of a nurse and then enter the part number for the video of a nurse physically nursing you, an atmosphere is created in which the nurse physically nurses you just like the content of the video. Create your own harem with this app!

I was bewildered.

“What is this…”

Then, out of the blue, I had the urge to try this app. If this really works, isn’t it impossible to be a campus couple?!

I woke up and hurriedly got up and took a shower. Then, I took the Sectok taxi I had called in advance and ran to school. The school is 5 bus stops from my house.

When I arrived at the school, it was already afternoon, so the orientation for the whole school had already ended, and the orientation for each department was scheduled to be held soon.

I was in the Department of Business Administration. I could see the kids coming out of the gymnasium where the general orientation was held and moving to the building for each department. I quickly found a group of business administration departments and joined them. And I quickly scanned the kids, no girls.

The children’s condition was… Very good! There weren’t many really ugly kids, and most of them hit above average. There were also quite a few pretty kids. Then my gaze stopped on one girl.

‘Omg!’

It was really pretty. She has a cute, clean and clear image, is of a suitable height, and her breasts and hips are well developed. The water looked really bubbly. It was as if “Ya Mikami” Had appeared in front of my eyes. It was. My ideal type was Yua Mikami.

‘It’s him!’

I broke away from the crowd pretending to have business for a while. Then, while keeping a little distance, I secretly took a picture of the girl with the ‘superhuman product number app’. The app was able to shoot silently. That’s how I succeeded in filming the girl’s upper body profile.

‘Her face came out too, and this should have been enough, right?’

However, the text “Min Yua” Appeared on the photo.

‘Is it a name…?’

It was amazing.

‘No way, even this function… By the way, is this kid an infant too?’

After that, I trusted the app even more.

‘Oh, should I enter the part number?’

When I looked it up, there was a box under the picture where I could enter the part number of the porn. However, when I tried to enter the part number, I couldn’t decide what type of porn to enter. There are a lot of porn that come to mind, but I couldn’t think of which porn would be advantageous for dating a young child.

‘Hmm…’

In the end, after observing the situation a little more, I decided to enter the part number and put the phone back in my pocket. And rejoined the group.

Arriving at the department classroom, I noticed and sat in the back seat of the infant. When the seats were set, the seniors explained to us about school life and academic schedules. And when the explanation was over, the student council president said.

“We’re having a welcome party later in the evening at a place called the bachelor’s pub in front of the school. Since freshmen are free of charge, everyone should join if possible. More seniors will come besides us. Then, since there is still plenty of time left, shall we take turns introducing ourselves?”

So we came forward one by one and introduced ourselves. Then, finally, it was the toddler’s turn. Yua was slightly shy and stepped forward. After all, Yua’s popularity was great. Cheers and applause broke out among the male senior and her classmates even though she hadn’t introduced herself yet.

“Wow!”

“Pretty~!”

“Do you have a boyfriend?”

Yua was embarrassed and her face flushed red. And she answered with a shy smile.

“Yet… I’ve never been in a relationship…”

Then the male classmates and seniors cheered even more.

“Oh!”

After a while the fuss subsided and Yua finally introduced her self.

“My name is Yuah Min.”

Sure enough, she was right about the name the app taught her.

‘This is really…’

After that, I trusted the ‘superhuman product number’ app more and more.

‘Then the real relationship with him according to the porn number I entered…’

Then, all of a sudden, a good number came to mind.

‘Oh!’

I quickly launched the ‘Superhuman Product Number’ app and entered the porn product number in the photo of the infant I had taken earlier.

– SCVD-20135

This pornography has a bit of a dramatic element, but at a welcome party for freshmen, a girl I became close with helps and takes care of a drunken girl, and then they get closer to each other, and eventually they end up having sex and dating.

‘It was good!’

At that time, the senior who was moderating looked at me and said.

“Next.”

Before I knew it, Yooa’s self-introduction had ended and it was my turn. I hurriedly went out and introduced myself.

“My name is Shim Ik-hyeon.”

After that, I briefly introduced myself, but it was a style that did not have a presence, and it was right after Yooa introduced herself in front of me, so there was no reaction other than formal applause after the introduction.

“…”

After everyone introduced themselves, the senior who was moderating said,

“Then, those who need to go to the bathroom will go and we will all go to the reception area, so see you in front of the department building in 20 minutes.”

“Yes!”

I got up slowly, following the toddler, as I didn’t want to go to the bathroom and there wasn’t much to do. However, because Yua was moving with a group of other girls who had already gotten acquainted with her face, I couldn’t even give her a glance. So she followed the toddler out of the classroom, keeping her distance. Then the girls who were going with her infant said to the infant.

“I’m going to go to the bathroom for a minute.”

“Me too.”

“I want to go too. Aren’t you going?”

The infant laughed and replied.

“Are you okay. Go.”

“Then look outside.”

“Huh.”

The girls crossed their arms and headed to the bathroom. At that time, Yua, who had become alone, and her eyes met perfectly.

‘Oh.’

However, unlike me, who hesitated and hesitated, Yooa smiled and talked to me.

“Did you say Ikhyun?”

“Uh? Uh…”

It was the first time a girl had talked to me with such a smile. That’s why… After all, the ‘superhuman product number’ app works?! Oh!!

I chatted awkwardly and went out of the building with the infant. However, as soon as she left, her male classmates and seniors came up to her and started talking to her, pushing her away.

‘…’

But when she arrived at the tavern, she mustered up the courage to try to sit next to the infant. However, the girls who originally hung out with him were not enough, so he was hit by the boys who tried to hit him, and only succeeded in sitting in a seat facing him.

As expected, as soon as the drinking started, the seniors taught the freshmen a drinking game and played together. It was my first time playing a drinking game, but I did surprisingly well. However, Yua did not do well and was endangered, and in the end, she was punished shortly after. Punishment was a one-shot with a glass of wheat regardless of male or female. But Yua couldn’t drink her drink, and she was embarrassed.

‘Can’t you drink?’

Then, a senior who was watching said to Yua.

“The black knight is also possible.”

Then, other male seniors and classmates around him all agreed to become the black knight.

“I will do it!”

“I’ll do it, Yua!”

I was so overwhelmed by that momentum that I couldn’t readily say that I would be the black knight.

‘…’

At that moment, Yua and her eyes met. No, the toddler was looking at me. She obviously did. She wasn’t to blame.

‘No way…’

I suddenly thought that this might be due to the influence of the pornographic product number I entered in the ‘Superhuman Product Number’ app earlier. So I summoned up courage, no, I shouted without even realizing it.

“I will do it!”

However, the voice was much louder than expected. Because of that, all eyes around me were focused on me. I had a sudden regret.

“Uh… That’s…”

Then, the child and I met eyes once again. Then … Yua smiled shyly and held out her glass to me.

“Then… Please…”

Oh oh!

The seniors and classmates who said they would become the black knight were envious and jealous.

“Oh? What? Are you interested in him?”

“Son, I hope.”

“I am blessed.”

With trembling hands, I took the glass the infant offered me. And as if to show off, I drank it all at once.

“(Gulp) Big!”

Then the kids got wind.

“Should I tell you a wish?”

“What do you want to do?”

My heart was pounding for nothing.

“That is…”

What do you do

Then Yua and her eyes met. I thought I wanted to say, “Let’s go out with me!” But even then, if Yua hesitates or refuses, the atmosphere cools down and the rest of her school life…

Then, I suddenly thought of the ‘Superhuman Product Number’ app.

‘Okay! I’m going to give it a try!’

However, he couldn’t bear to say that he was going to date, so he lowered the level one level and spoke carefully.

“Come by my side…”

Then the kids just made fun of them.

“Oh!”

I looked at the toddler nervously.

‘…’

Then, the infant shyly stood up. And she really came and sat next to me. Then the kids just cheered and made a fuss.

“Oh!”

“Buy! Buy it!”

Yua and I both blushed and her head was lowered. But I had a good feeling. Even though the infant was sitting close to her body with me, she wasn’t uncomfortable with it at all. The warmth of the infant came through the arms and legs attached to each other.

The drinking game continued. However, Yua, who was sick with the game, got caught again before long. Then, again, the boys stared at her infant in anticipation of the Black Knight.

But… Yua seemed to be thinking for a moment, then she just swallowed her punishment.

“(Clap) Whew…”

I’m dumbfounded. The children also had rather dumb expressions. Only the infant had a calm expression with his cheeks slightly red. Yua continued to get caught several times after that, but each time she drank the punishment herself without calling the black knight. Eventually, Yua’s face flushed red and her eyes almost went out of focus. I gradually became concerned.

“Are you okay?”

Yua smiled and replied.

“Yeah… Heh heh…”

Then he secretly whispered in my ear.

“I want to rest.”

“Huh?”

What? Are you asking me to take you to the bathroom? Could this be the influence of the ‘superhuman product number app’?

The infant staggered to his feet. I quickly got up and supported him. Then the kids next to me asked.

“Where? Restroom?”

But the lie came out without my knowledge.

“Ah, no, just because it was windy…”

Then the regrets came like crazy. Because if the toddler said it was going to the bathroom instead, I’d be a pervert trying to mess with a drunk girl. But fortunately Yua didn’t say anything whether she was like that because she was drunk or she was like that for me. So the kids didn’t have any other doubts.

“Yes, go. Be careful.”

“Uh…”

The bathroom was right next to the stairs that you can see as soon as you exit the exit. And there were no kids using it at the time. Besides, it was unisex. I stopped in front of the bathroom door and looked at the infant.

“Can I… Go in alone?”

Then the infant … Shook her head with a cute, amused expression, like a three-year-old girl would do to her father.

“Ah-ni.”

Dude, it’s so cute!

“Then…”

I then looked at Yua saying that from now on I would support you and go to the bathroom with you. Then, while Yua was drunk with her alcohol, she smiled with a cute expression on her face.

“Hey~.”

It means you trust me… Yes it’s clear!

I finally mustered up the courage to help the staggering toddler into the bathroom. And she locked the door.

Clap.