Chapter 1 – Episode 1 I Don’t Want to Become a Magical Girl!

“Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!”

I thought it was a dog flying in the sky.

A quiet street on the way home from a part-time job at an unlimited refill sushi restaurant. Umi encountered the problem.

“Dog… Fire?”

“It’s not a dog fire! “It’s a mascot that follows a magical girl around!”

That guy seemed quite angry at Umi’s slip of the tongue.

If we correct the expression ‘gaebul’ and describe its shape again, it is a long cylindrical shape with a glossy combination of red and pink, and is slippery and sticky.

It feels similar to a Gaebul, but it is not as long as a well-grown Gaebul, perhaps around 10 to 12 cm.

Instead, I couldn’t find a propulsion device for where it was flying, but the strange way it glided seemed to have some kind of flight method that didn’t depend on wings.

There was a large hole at one end of the cylinder, but at first glance, it was hard to see how deep it was.

Overall, it looks damp and unpleasant, and it also seems to be a bit warm. If you look at it this way, it kind of looks like fish cake. Of course, even if these disgusting fish cakes were provided for free, Umi’s situation would be unacceptable.

“… It doesn’t make sense.”

Umi recalled her brother’s advice to be careful about traveling on deserted roads. Could she have avoided encountering this strange creature if she had walked along a more crowded road?

Although it was described calmly, it was grotesque to say the least, so when it appeared under the light of the streetlamp, I thought it took my breath away.

I mean, don’t show up on the street at night with that kind of visual.

“Of course you might be surprised! First, when it comes to magical girls, it’s important to think that there is an age limit!”

“Oh, there is that too.”

A magical girl is not an image of an adult woman. [Sailor Moon], Which can be said to be the predecessor to magical girls, was also a high school student, and the girls in animations such as [Card Captor Cherry] And [Very Mew] Were also not physically old.

Above all, I am now a college student, and I am a magical girl.

People are more influenced by the media than you might think, and in Umi’s situation, it’s not like she didn’t watch magical girl movies at all.

Therefore, since I know something about the series of patterns called [Mascots encouraging people to become magical girls], I decided not to bother discussing this unrealistic reality.

If [Flying Gaebul], Which cannot exist in reality, came to me to recommend a magical girl, at least I think the recommendation to be a magical girl is real. However.

“There’s no way magical girls actually exist… To say that, there is no way there is a dog that can talk while flying, so let’s just say so.

There’s no way a self-proclaimed magical girl’s mascot could look this flabby and disgusting.”

Umi spat out abusive language as soon as she was there. The self-proclaimed magical girl’s mascot was sobbing as if she was shocked, but the reason Umi wasn’t happy with this proposal wasn’t just because she didn’t like the design.

“Remarks like that are too much! Please don’t disparage a woman’s precious parts like that!”

“… ?”

“It’s a magical girl’s mascot, so it’s only natural that it looks like this! Even if you are dissatisfied, you cannot change it. “

“You look like a dog, so there’s nothing you can do about it. Then what do you call it?”

“Uterus -〉 U (you) terus, so please call me ‘Terus’!”

“… ?”

What are you talking about? Teru… No, I thought it would be better to just call him Gaebul.

“Now that we have a common name, let’s decide on a name for the magical girl!”

“No, I’m a magical girl and I don’t really want to sleep.”

“Do you think being a magical girl is childish because you have to do it at a young age? The reason why magical girls are an image suitable for children is because magical girl films are created in the media for young girls.

There’s no way you’d entrust the epic role of fighting real monsters to young girls, right! That’s the responsibility of adults!”

“That’s right.”

Umi didn’t really understand what Terusu was saying, but she wanted to finish the story quickly, so she decided to listen.

Because it is a very quiet street, only a few people pass by at this time, but it would be a problem if someone were to pass by.

No matter how magical and heart-pounding it is at the magical girl contract site in a girl’s manga, I don’t want others to see me with the Flying Gaebul. No, the shape of the mascot is a mismatch.

“It’s a just thing that can protect many people! It’s no different from a hero in a movie! You might even get a fan!”

“… That’s why I hate it even more.”

Park Woo-mi.  Twenty-one years old. Her date of birth is April 7, 2002. Short cut on her black hair.

She looks a little gloomy, but her appearance can also be called cute. Although she looks young overall, the fact that her breasts are also young is a concern.  Her body size is 154 cm, which is slightly shorter than her average height.

After retaking the exam for a year, she was accepted into a reasonably good university outside of Seoul, but the university’s reputation is actually quite subtle.

When a test taker who repeated the exam said that she passed, she thought about it for about 3 seconds and then said, ‘But I got in well~. It’s an ordinary university that you can say, ‘It’s close to my house, so it’s good.’

It’s not perfect, but it’s not a two-bed room. In fact, Umi thought that position was appropriate. Because what she wanted was an unremarkable, ordinary life.

If you enter a university with an excessively high standard, you will receive an excessive amount of attention.  Not only am I not confident that I will be able to keep up with it, but I also don’t want others to have high expectations.

In order to make money at a normal level and live at a normal level, it is better to go to a mid-level university. Umi’s values ​​were like that.

Even though she was in middle school and high school, the thing she hated the most was public speaking. She doesn’t like being in the spotlight, so even among her friends, she is more likely to chime in than to be the topic of conversation.

Of course, in human relationships, if there is someone on the receiving end of the conversation, there needs to be someone on the receiving end, so Umi’s presence was like that of a ‘good friend who listens well’, and her evaluation among her friends was good, but Umi’s own impression was different.
It was vague.

She’s in college, so she hasn’t had any real projects or presentations yet, but she probably won’t be a presenter until she dies.

She doesn’t like being noticed by others. Umi’s introverted personality led her to pursue an extremely quiet and ordinary life.

Even if she dies, she doesn’t want to sell her face in front of others. I want to make money by doing things that I can quietly accomplish on my own without others having to pay attention to me. I always ask someone, ‘Who was that guy?’ … ?’ I hope I can remain as a guy with a faint presence.

All-you-can-eat sushi restaurants are okay because all you have to do is serve quietly and blend in as one of the employees. It’s not that I’m shy, it’s that I don’t want to attract attention.

But what about magical girls? A role that involves fighting in front of people while wearing such flashy, attention-grabbing attire? This is ridiculous. There is no way that Umi could accept such an introverted way of thinking.  It is completely absurd and deviates from the direction of her life.

“For a person like me, being famous doesn’t have any impact.”

“Are you really not interested in working for world peace and defeating villains?”

“It’s not my job. “I want to maintain and live the life of a small citizen.”

“It’s okay if you don’t want to reveal your identity! Anyway, it’s important not to reveal the identity of the magical girl! Private!”

“It doesn’t matter if people don’t know it’s me.  Whether the identity of a magical girl is revealed or hidden, the fact that I have to act and fight in front of people as a magical girl doesn’t change, right?

If you like being noticed, there are people who like that. But that’s just not me. If you came here looking for a magical girl, you came to the wrong place. I just… Constitutionally, yes. “I just don’t like doing things in front of people.”

Woomi calmly conveyed her true feelings. If I tell you this, won’t you let me go when I’m already tired and tired after finishing my part-time job?

“I don’t like being the center of attention. Well, there are types of people like that, I understand.”

Are we finally making sense? Although she was secretly looking forward to it, Umi sensed the cliché of magical girl comics: the existence of a magical girl mascot who uses any means to convince a child destined to become a magical girl.

“But… “

A word from Flying Gaebul. Who would have imagined that with this one word, Umi’s fate would change 180 degrees?

“… The lower part doesn’t seem to think so, huh?”

It was a fleeting moment that made it difficult for Umi to even understand what he meant.

As soon as Terus finished speaking,

Softly, beyond the crack in Umi’s lower abdomen,

The uterus was pushed down along with the vaginal wall.