Chapter 17 – Episode 17 Ah! Please Don’t Read My Mission Card!!

Umi looks around at the seemingly ordinary cards. This card is a card with a mission to perform as a magical girl… ?

“Well, the contract as a magical girl and all is ultimately~. It was just a mission written on this card. The first mission to complete is to complete the contract and obtain the [Magical Girl Transformation Form].”

Ara extends her hand to Umi and takes her mission card.

“I guess I haven’t heard anything specific from your mascot since it seems like you haven’t been a magical girl for that long.”

Ara says that and glances in her direction. She seemed to be asking for a bottle of alcohol.

“We haven’t even had side dishes, let alone sundae soup, yet.”

“What do you think? I just want to pour a glass before that.”

Ara pulls her body to get a drink, and she pours it into everyone’s glasses again. Gulp. This is my second drink.

“I said it was a mission card… If signing a contract as a magical girl is the first mission, what are the other missions?”

“… There are many things. Most of them are given missions related to the magical girl’s personality. The easiest ones were things like cleaning up the neighborhood and going to work as a day teacher at an elementary school.  I’ve also been offered help with mysterious crimes and publishing web novels every day for a week. “

… For a magical girl, she is somewhat plain. Does it feel a bit like volunteer work or a part-time job?

“In the case of mission cards like that, I feel like a problem solver who recognizes people’s difficulties and desires and solves them. “I work as a magic girl by finding small but troublesome problems in people’s daily lives.”

Su-ah is talking next to me.

“Previous mission cards remain as results, but in order to receive a new mission card, you must complete the ongoing mission. “I don’t know what abilities the monsters will appear with, and I don’t know how much my magic and skills will grow, so I’m trying to complete it as hard as I can.”

Ara gulps down a glass of soju and takes out one of her cards again.

“Of course, in the case of simple mission cards, the time limit is generous and there are no penalties. On the other hand, there is no such thing as compensation. It is often less efficient compared to time. The problem is in cases like this”

The card reads as follows:

[Irregularity]

Please kill all my friends who are harassing me.

[Time limit: 24 hours]

[Penalty: Left Eye]

[Reward: Magical Silt Hat]

While I was talking, ladies with side dishes, sundae soup, and rice approached me. After helping with the cold dishes, a bowl of sundae soup was set out in front of each person.

“Ruler. No need for any other side dishes. Try the radish soup~”

“Ah! Fuck! Sister! “Put it in your sister’s!”

Ara pours radish soup into Su-a’s sundae soup with a very natural movement. Su-a’s white sundae soup turns red because of the radish radish radish. Was this why Su-a got annoyed when A-ra said she was going to have lunch earlier and chose a restaurant for her sundae soup?

“… Hey, what’s with the card just now… ?”

“Literally~. It must have been a mission that captured the suffering of a child who was bullied. Missions that are difficult to complete, time limits, and even penalties. Perfect. It’s perfect to show you as an example.”

“Then it couldn’t be… “

“Would you do something like killing people? Look at the back of the card.”

Umi looks at the back of the card. There is an X mark.

“… !!!!”

“If you don’t perform the mission properly, an X will remain on your card, and it will become a failed mission card. Of course, if the mission cannot be completed because the time limit has passed, it is considered a mission failure.

If you fail an ongoing mission like this, in most cases, you will move on with a small penalty and the next card will be issued, but if the penalty is written on the card like that… It’s really hard.”

Umi is thirsty. For some reason, the sundae soup in her mouth felt hot.

“The penalty is the physical burden that you will experience not only as a magical girl but also in everyday life.”

Her neck is curly. I feel like something went wrong, and I want to spit it out right away.

“In my case [She was blind in her left eye for a week]. It was quite frustrating, but fortunately it wasn’t in both eyes.”

“…”

For no reason does the taste of sundae soup become strange. I feel like I’m going to pretend.

“… Ah.”

“Is this your first time eating sundae soup? Without adding Dadaegi~. “Can I at least add some radish soup?”

“… No. It’s okay.”

Umi scooped up the dadaegi and salted shrimp with a spoon and added them to the sundae soup. The white soup turns red.

“In my case, when there was a penalty, her left leg hurt to the point where she couldn’t walk. I think that if you fail a mission that has a penalty, a related penalty will apply to the area where the heartstone is.”

Gina opened her mouth as if in pain. For some reason, she seemed to need a glass of soju too.

“Do I have to perform mission cards that may contain new content, or do I get a penalty? I didn’t think anything would happen… It’s almost like a curse. “This is enough.”

“Well, in general, mission cards come out quite easily. I’ve only been in situations where there was a strong penalty and a time limit 3 times. “First of all, it’s an extreme case, but I’m telling you because I think it’s worth knowing.”

As Ara says that, she pours radish soup into her sundae soup. Su-ah is eating rice without saying anything. I’m enjoying it more than I expected.

“… I also want to see the mission card. How do I get it out?”

“If you just wish it in your heart, it will come out on its own. Give it a try.”

Hearing Ara’s words, Umi puts down the sundae soup she was eating. Then she looks at her hands and thinks. Mission card…

What kind of content is written to you?

Anxiety and anticipation coexist.

With a patter, several cards fall out.

“What?”

She is surprised by the amount that is larger than expected. Umi picks up the cards and looks at them one by one.

“… ?!?!?”

Umi’s face turns red after checking the contents. It is no different from Sundaeguk with Dadaegi in it.

“What is it? Why are there so many?”

“… ?!”

The others also pick up Umi’s mission cards one by one and look at them.

“… Huh?!”

“… Hehe. It was something like this~.”

Among Umi’s mission cards, the list with conditions and rewards is as follows.

[Extrauterine contract]

The magical girl contract is stamped using the deuterized uterine bulb.

[Reward: Magical Girl Transformation Form]

[Post-uterine masturbation]

Masturbate yourself more than once by rubbing the deuterized vaginal wall.

[Compensation: Pleasure of pain]

[Post-uterine cushion]

Sit on your own womb.

[Reward: Strong deuterium]

[Tree of life, unending fountain]

At climax, more than 100ml of love juice is poured out.

[Reward: Non-stop love juice, no dehydration]

[Boldness]

Expose the uterus in an external location where more than 5 people are present.

[Reward: Magical Dogeza]

[Hot de-uterus]

Spray hot water over 40 degrees Celsius on the deuterized vaginal wall at least once.

Precedence: post-uterine masturbation, post-uterine cushion

[Reward: Magical Negative Dispersion]

[Post-uterine fellatio]

Licking and sucking the vaginal wall that has been deuterized by another person’s mouth.

Preceding: Magical Negative Dispersion

[Reward: Magical Swadhishthana]

Umi’s face turns red, and her hands tremble as she holds the card. Looking around her, she saw other people holding up their cards and reading them, one by one. Each and every letter is caught in the eyes of others.

“… Isn’t it amazing that you can accomplish so much? “It’s a lot to do for a week, right?”

“Aaaaah!! “There, there!!”

“… I get it now. How on earth did she transform if she had a heart stone in her womb? It was like this.”

“…”

The card Gina is holding is none other than [Deuterotic Fellatio]. Her face turns as bright red as Umi’s as she remembers yesterday.

“What are you talking about? Is it actually possible? “This?”

“It seems that only old people get it because they are weak, but this is probably a more maniac case. It’s amazing~.”

Ara responds quite seriously to Su-ah’s surprised tone.

Umi quickly becomes tearful as she hears the other magical girls whispering. I’m so embarrassed that I want to hide somewhere.

She probably recorded everything she had experienced while she was in the womb as [She carried out the mission] Without realizing it on her mission card.

It’s good that she completed the mission without realizing it and learned several magical techniques. However, having her secret memories recorded so vividly and shown to others is so shameful that she wants to die.

“Uuuuu…”

When Umi sounds like she’s about to die, Gina is startled and puts down her card.

“Ruler! Let’s see! Ruler. Please give me that. “The baby is about to cry.”

Gina somehow retrieves her card and gives it to Umi. But her Umi mood is already at its worst. Umi somehow receives her mission card from Gina with her trembling hands.

“… What. You know very well what you have accomplished, and the rewards listed there are spells that have a value comparable to the difficulty of the mission. “It will be helpful in exterminating monsters in the future.”

Ara’s words linger in Umi’s ears and then disappear. Magical Dogezana Magical Negative Dispersion… I don’t think this magic will be very helpful.

Umi cries and looks at her cards again. Looking closely, she was able to see that the magic she had been using after hearing it from the mascot was a mission reward. This may be the reason why the magic that each magical girl can use is different. Moreover, the reward contained in [Deuterium Fellatio] Is a new kind of magic.

“… Are you okay?”

Feeling worried, Gina talks to Woomi. Boo… Umi mumbles and somehow collects the cards. After a while, the card disappeared on its own.

“… “Please give me a glass of soju.”

“Okay! It should be like this~ It’s the best for a new mindset! Are you looking at Gina?”

“Right… Umiya!”

What do you know? Umi takes a quick sip of soju from a clear glass. Write. But now my heart is even more bitter.

“One more drink!”

“Daintiness! “It’s really okay, right?”

“Leave it alone. “I don’t think I can survive without getting drunk.”

“Kyahahahaha! The best! Okay. “Let’s just die from lunch today!”

Umi and Ara’s glasses clink. I drink another glass of wine.

To forget a bitter life, sometimes you need something more bitter.

Umi, who was just starting out in society, was learning things like that.