Chapter 193 – Episode 185 Post-Womb RPG ~aaaaah!! Please Do Not Reuse the Bath Water That Your Uterus Was Soaked In…!!
Arriving in front of Nigredo’s house, Umi took a deep breath.
‘At that time… This is the first time since then. When I go out the front door, the front is covered… I didn’t know that the street connected to the front had this feeling.’
After falling into an alchemic fantasy world and fighting a slime…
It can be said to be the place where Umi’s fate was decided, after suffering and suffering.
Falsely accused of being Mine, exposed on the streets, and the Pink Worm Expedition organized by the church.
A brief adventure and destiny, as well as intrigue and battle.
After saying this, it was a short and long two days,
A game is a game-like narrative. Although it is a Kuso game.
“… Are you okay?”
Woomi nodded to Joo-hyuk’s question.
“Let’s go in. So, I changed my clothes, washed up… Let’s rest well.”
After Umi made up her mind, she entered Nigrado’s house through the gate leading to the garden.
“Wow! That’s Mine noona back then! “Still dressed strangely, not even wearing clothes!”
“Pillon! Piyon! The rubber band is coming out!”
The children who saw Umi while playing innocently behind the house ran towards her.
“… Ouch, ouch! You! Pricking the uterus is prohibited!”
Umi snatched the tree branch that her children were holding and broke it with a snap.
“And it’s okay to throw a rubber band…” Jeeeee… !”
Then, she tried to take the rubber band from another child’s hand, and the rubber band gun hit her finger.
“Uh, uh… Nice… Ugh…”
Joo-hyuk’s body was gripped by the pain and pleasure that spread belatedly, as if it were a time-lapse attack.
I was defeated because I let my guard down because I thought the kids were playing. Who would have thought that a rubber band gun would be fired into the uterus without any malicious intent.
“If you do something, they say it’s banned! Joy! Even my sister is prohibited from urinating in our garden!”
“Hey, this isn’t urine…” Ugh… Ugh… !”
“It’s okay, Umi. “If you guys really mess up, you’ll get scolded?”
When Joo-hyuk said that and threatened, the children ran here and there making noises.
“… Are you okay?”
“… Ugh. “What can I do if my reputation is high? In fact, kids like that are even more fussy.”
“Welcome… “I heard the story from Nigredo.”
Nigredo’s wife came out with a kind look in her eyes, but frowned when she saw her love juice spilling out at Umi’s feet.
“… “Over there?”
“Ugh, ugh! “I’m sorry!”
“… It must have been a tough battle. “Please come inside.”
Fortunately, perhaps due to her high reputation, she did not press further questions and her wife welcomed Woomi and Joo Hyuk
“The bath water is ready, so wash yourself first.”
“… Joo-hyuk, then I’ll wash up first. Excuse me… “Can I wear proper clothes?”
“… Ah… Ah! You knew it wasn’t the right clothes… “You probably thought I was strange.”
“Ugh! What is this reaction!”
Umi muttered as she accepted the clothes handed to her by her wife.
But anyway… Finally, Umi could feel that her reputation had recovered to a level where she could be treated like a human being.
“After you wash up, I’ll treat you to a delicious dinner.”
“Thank you!”
Woo-mi decided to wash before Joo-hyuk, and after going into the bathroom, she took off her clothes that didn’t even look like clothes.
Given by the church… Say goodbye to strange clothes that reveal your uterus, vagina, and buttocks.
“Haaaaa.”
I washed my body roughly with soap, poured water on it, and wiped it off.
I feel a paradise-like feeling while soaking in the bathtub.
I couldn’t even wash properly yesterday. After soaking in the hot water, the fatigue accumulated all over my body started to throbbing.
In a moment of dizziness, Umi was submerged in water and barely managed to hold on, holding on to her uterus, which was about to float.
‘… Although the water temperature is high… This much warmth actually feels like someone is caressing me…’
Gently stroking the area where the rubber band shot had hit, Umi briefly relieved the fatigue accumulated in her body.
“Flaw… Sigh! Eww… Huh…”
I feel… It wasn’t bad.
Just as I was about to get out after taking a moderate soak, Joo-hyuk knocked and spoke to me outside the door.
“Umi. There is water in the bathtub. “You must not throw it away after washing.”
“… Huh?”
“I guess it’s a bit like Japanese culture. I’m going to continue using the water I heated up… Then I… And I will also use it for Mrs. Nigredo and the children.”
“… Uh, uhuhuh?”
Umi looked down at the water in the bathtub, feeling water dripping from her womb.
To put it bluntly, it is the bath water in which one’s own uterus was soaked.
Umi’s head spun when she found out that not only Joohyuk but Nigredo’s family would also be using it to soak and wash.
“… That can’t be possible!”
* * *
After finishing the meal, Umi lay down on the shabby bedding in the small room her wife gave her.
Nigredo asked her to stay comfortably, but since there wasn’t much space, she couldn’t share a room with Joo-hyuk.
There is only enough bedding for one person, and the room is also small.
“… Whether or not you sleep holding hands in the first place… “Is it because we live in a worldview where cranes deliver babies that there is no concept of chastity?”
Umi rolled over on her blanket, trying her best to find a comfortable position for her womb.
Even though she wore baggy underwear and panties, she couldn’t help but feel cramped, unlike when she walked around with her outside exposed.
Occasionally, her uterus would stick to the inside of her clothes and get rubbed, making it sensitive… I actually felt much more open and better when I walked around with my uterus exposed…
‘… No, I can’t wear that ridiculous outfit again… !’
Umi lay down and put her hands inside her pants, massaging her womb and trying to get the part of her that was stuck to her underwear.
“Huh, huh… This is because her lining is soft…”
Just as she was having a hard time removing it because her uterus was twitching.
… After finishing washing my face, I made eye contact with Joo Hyuk who came into the room.
“… What are you doing?”
“To? Ah? No it’s not! “Isn’t that what you think?”
She shouted as she hurriedly pulled her hand out from inside her pants.
Joo-hyuk put down the towel around his neck and said to Umi.
“You shouldn’t lie down as soon as you eat.”
“Know… “I know, but I’m so tired, right?”
“… But. “Me too.”
For an engineering student who doesn’t use much of his body, Joo-hyuk also performed quite rough maneuvers. Because he bounced around to gain a clear advantage in front of people for whom turn-based combat was their daily routine. In fact, you will be just as tired as Umi.
When Joo-hyuk went and sat down next to Woo-mi, Woo-mi turned around so that she was lying down.
“… Thank you. Even when I come to a place like this, I follow along and help without complaining.”
“What… “I was surprised and had a hard time, but Umi, can you do it?”
“I will definitely pay this debt! It’s been slow so far… “I will help Joo-hyuk find your brother.”
When Woomi turned her head and promised, Joo-hyuk flinched and lowered his head.
Although she hasn’t told Umi, she already knows what happened to her older brother.
It’s because of what happened when Gina visited her living room. Because of that, we can vaguely guess the identities of other mascots.
Even if I know my brother’s whereabouts, I don’t know how to get him back.
Rather, it was Woomi who lacked information. Because she doesn’t even realize the truth about why she became a magical girl.
“… “What’s wrong?”
“No, it’s nothing.”
Joo-hyuk fought back the air that was trying to become heavy and instead took something out of his arms.
“… By the way, this is it.”
What Joo-hyuk took out was an oil can and a dough cup containing the brush that Peter had given him.
It was the material used to make a mold to imprint Umi’s uterus in order to create character goods embodying a pink worm.
“… Ah.”
Woomi frowned when she saw what Joo-hyuk had brought out.
“… He also gave me other materials to make a prototype. Umi, what do you think?”
“Actually, I don’t really feel like it. A character product modeled after my uterus…”
No matter how ignorant the world view is about sex…
“… “It’s no different from saying you’re going to create a complete Umihole!”
“Umihole… Ah, you’re talking about Umihole when it’s Onahole.”
Joo-hyuk understood what Woo-mi said and nodded her head.
“The ingredients that were taken out of the mold and given to me to make… “It feels quite soft and fluffy, so something quite similar might come out.”
“… “What do you mean it’s quite similar?”
“No, I just tried it. Anyway… Umi, what are you thinking? This suggestion… Are you going to accept it?”
“… Hmm.”
[Also, in honor of Pink Worm, who fought against the elves and tried to protect the residents, the town’s leading artists decided to create character goods! If you accept, you will be granted a large amount of bonus experience and reputation points!]
“As the level goes up, there is a limit to the experience you can gain by catching other monsters. “The large amount of bonus experience and reputation points is a bit daunting.”
Although he raised his level to level 12 by overcoming the battle with the elf, it was not enough to deal with the demon lord.
I don’t know how many battles it will take to raise the level to that of former adventurers.
Even though it has the characteristic of ignoring turn-based combat, there is a good chance that there will be monsters that are difficult for Joo-hyuk to deal with on his own, so it is burdensome to engage Joo-hyuk in battle one by one.
More than anything… Considering that it is not affected by any game characteristics such as turn-based combat or status windows,
Unlike Umi and other magical girls who come back to life multiple times no matter how many times they die… It was clear that Joo-hyuk would not even have a second chance at life.
“… “I thought you would reject me right away, but unexpectedly, you are really thinking about it.”
At Joo-hyuk’s words, Woo-mi was tingled and looked away.
“Of course it’s not okay! “Imagine making a model of your dick and distributing it as a character product!”
At Woomi’s words, Joo-hyuk nodded, rested his chin, and frowned.
“Oh, that’s terrible. Hopefully something like that will sell.”
When Joo-hyuk shook his head, Woo-mi made an audible denial and denied it.
“No, I don’t think it’s at a level where it won’t sell at all…”
“… ?”
“… Ah.”
And then… He froze when he realized what he had said,
I didn’t say anything, hiding my reddening face under the blanket.