Chapter 23 – Episode 23 Hmph! Umi Is Upset!

12 o’clock at night. Umi lying in bed watching YouTube on her cell phone.

The daily life of an ordinary female college student.

-It seems like it is, but it is not.

“Ako!”

I drop my phone on my face.

Umi gets so annoyed that she kicks her foot.

I have to somehow forget about today by watching something fun. Otherwise, something inside you will break. While thinking that, Umi continues to kick the blanket.

Umi couldn’t keep her composure all day. Meeting senior Gina and putting on a public display on her bench, and reading her major book while wearing a vibe during her psychology lecture.

In fact, these alone are not tasks that an average female college student can endure.

Even when other students went to the bathroom during recess, Umi couldn’t get up. This is because I was conscious of the condition of my panties and skirt, which had become damp for some reason.

In the end, I ended up waiting for the psychology class to end and all the other students to leave.

A classroom left alone.

Only then was Umi able to get her juice-covered butt off the chair without anyone noticing. Umi’s eyebrows slightly wavered when she saw the damp chair.

“Eww… I can’t leave it behind…”

I run to the bathroom and grab a handful of tissues.

Woomi quickly erases her traces. The wet marks on her buttocks were clearly visible, but the first thing to do was to remove the stains on the chair.

Everyone leaves as soon as class ends, and only Woomi stays alone to wipe the chair.

A strange feeling of sadness comes over me, wondering why I am doing this.

However, I could not tolerate leaving the stained chair to those who cleaned the classroom or having someone see it the next morning.

What I defiled was Woomi, a female college student with an upright lifestyle whom I was cleaning.

… As she remembered her, Umi’s heart became even sadder.

“Terus.”

“Why did you call me?”

When the Flying Gaebul appeared, Umi’s blanket kick went in that direction.

“Why! Magic! A weapon! Oh, my! It’s like that!!”

I give strength to each word and my legs fly. Terus ironically avoids kicks by bending his body here and there.

“Looks like I finally got the [Magical Rabbitfoot Vibrator].”

“Is that your full name? I know what I did to get that! Oh!”

“What did I do?”

“… ! ~~Tsk!”

Umi’s face turns bright red, and she stops kicking. Do you think I’ll ever mention something like a pseudo-birth following a public exposure show?

“Radish… “What are you making me say!”

He throws the pillow away while yelling. No matter how soft and flexible Terus was, he could not avoid being thrown a pillow bigger than himself.

“… This damn Flying Gaebul… !!”

“… Have you ever wondered why a vibrator is shaped like a rabbit’s foot?”

Terus asks as he crawls out from under the pillow.

“… “I’m more curious about why a masturbation device is said to be a magic weapon!”

“The shape of the weapon itself does not have much meaning. “Have you heard or seen what other magical girls’ weapons are like?”

“Gina wore it on her feet… Are you a magnifying glass? I think it was like… “I don’t know much about Su-ah.”

“That’s it! A magical girl receives a magic weapon that can maximize her magnetic abilities! Umi, the reason you have a magic weapon in the form of a masturbation device is that lewdness suits you – kyuuuuu!!!”

Terus’s words are cut off. Umi started punching Terus, who was covering the pillow with a blushing expression.

“It’s okay! I don’t want to hear it! “I don’t want to see you for a while, so get away from me!”

At Umi’s words, Terus stumbles and crawls out from under the pillow and begins to whimper.

“… I understand.  From now on, even if Umi calls, I won’t come out.”

“Hmph!”

Umi turns off the light and covers Terus with a blanket without even looking at her helplessly disappearing.

Umi closes her eyes, as if she no longer likes such disgusting mascots and magical girls.

… After sending it off like that, I feel anxious for some reason.

‘… Why is the vibrator shaped like a rabbit’s foot?’

It’s okay if you worry about it, but for some reason, you tend to have random thoughts before you go to sleep. Not even 10 minutes after lying down, Umi grabs her cell phone.

‘What is the meaning of the rabbit’s foot?’ .’

In the end, we end up relying on search engines.

[Rabbit’s foot… Accessories that bring good luck…]

No? It has a more positive meaning than I thought.

The fact that it is actually made by cutting off a rabbit’s foot is shocking, but I like the fact that it is a lucky item with a long history. Umi continued to search for the meaning of the rabbit’s foot.

[Female rabbits are a symbol of abundance and fertility because they give birth to many babies…]

… Umi’s mood becomes strange. Just reading the words “Giving birth” Makes my crotch itch for no reason.

By the way, did rabbit become a symbol of fertility because they gave birth to so many babies? Umi clicks on the blog post.

[Rabbit is at the bottom of the food chain, so its survival competitiveness is low, but its reproductive capacity is excellent! It is said that one pregnancy can give birth to 5 to 6 babies!

Plus, an amazing fact! Hehe. It is literally a breeding machine that can become pregnant again 24 hours after giving birth! They say you can literally give birth all year round! That’s amazing!]

Ugh, Umi ends up making a sound with her mouth. Even though I didn’t become a rabbit, I ended up copying the lunch incident for no reason. Something like that… All year long… ? Umi looks down at the scroll.

[How can a rabbit do this? That’s why! Rabbits are animals that have two uteruses!]

Umi’s face slowly hardens.

[However, simply having a large uterus does not make reproduction easy. Therefore, rabbits are the embodiment of sexual desire, in heat all year round, and whenever they get the chance… !]

I decided to turn off my phone and lie down.

I guess it wasn’t a rabbit’s foot that took all these things into consideration.

Probably not.

Hmm…

Woomi closes her eyes and tries to sleep somehow.

The happenings that happened today keep overlapping, making it difficult to sleep. Just thinking about that scene makes my crotch itch for some reason.

Combined with the rabbit-related article I read earlier, I feel a bit uneasy. Is this what it looks like in just a few days after becoming a magical girl?

Umi eventually gets up.

Come to think of it, she used to doze off quite a bit in psychology class too. It is natural to lose sleep at night as much as you sleep at that time.

“… After.”

I was just about to get up and read a book. Something fell on Umi’s head.

“Aya!”

What? Picking up something that had fallen, Umi turned on the light in the dark room.

“Ah.”

What appeared before Umi’s eyes.

A rectangular, flat object. It was explained to me at a drinking party where I first met magical girls.

It was none other than the [Mission Card].

In Umi’s mind, the dark history of pulling out a pile of mission cards with explicit content written on them comes to mind.

“Ah… No, why suddenly…”

Umi read the contents of her mission card carefully and -.

[Uterine masturbation]

Using the provided ballpoint pen, insert it into the uterine cavity and climax once.

[Time limit: 4 minutes 54 seconds]

[Penalty: 1 day of uterine elimination]

-I froze.

[Time limit: 4 minutes 53 seconds]

But there was no time to even freeze. The time limit on the card was running in real time.

“… Fuck, really-!”

I somehow stretched out my arm and looked around the card. A desperate struggle to find the given ballpoint pen. My fingers find the ballpoint pen before my eyes.

I lifted a small ballpoint pen wrapped in a blanket. Smooth, thin, narrow… If it is thick, it is thick, and if it is appropriate, it can be said to be appropriate.

“… Ugh.”

I guess so. I’m not in my right mind.

Umi read the mission card once more.

[Uterine masturbation]

Using the provided ballpoint pen, insert it into the uterine cavity and climax once.

[Time limit: 4 minutes 36 seconds]

[Penalty: 1 day of uterine elimination]

The penalty… 1 day? Are you sane? Umi irritably recalls the events of that night.

That time when I suffered from orgasmic hell just by returning home. To experience this as a magical girl or to suffer through it all day long even though no monsters appear?

[Time limit: 4 minutes 22 seconds]

“Hey… “Anyone wants!”

Umi makes a decision. Take off your sleep pants and lie down on the bed. I look at the ceiling while holding a ballpoint pen.

It looks like an ordinary ballpoint pen. The knock, which is the pressing area, is located at the back, and the ballpoint pen core is covered with an opaque cap.

Umi places the ballpoint pen in front of her groin, with the knock inward and the exposed area of ​​the pen core facing outward.

“Ha fuck really…”

She managed to get her bearings, but the more she thought about it, the more dumbfounded she became. If you exclude the automatically performed mission cards, this is the first full-fledged mission card, and the content is like this.

No, the most absurd thing may be the sight of oneself preparing for masturbation of the cervix as instructed on a piece of paper.

[Time limit: 3 minutes 58 seconds]

There isn’t much time. There are only about 4 minutes left. Will I be able to climax sufficiently in it? No, is it even possible to insert it into the uterine cavity in the first place?

A ballpoint pen is brought in through a narrow entrance. Umi’s vaginal walls gently brush against her ballpoint pen. To begin with, my fingers aren’t even that big, so I’m drinking alcohol. Umi calmly inserted the pen with a dull expression.

The problem starts now. She somehow inserted a ballpoint pen into the vagina, but there is no way to know the location of the uterine bulb.

Kukkuk, somehow, I stir the ballpoint pen inside the vagina and stimulate the cervix, but I only feel intense pleasure, and it is not easy to find.

[Time limit: 3 minutes 04 seconds]

Time passes helplessly. Umi was so embarrassed that her hands trembled, and the pen, unable to find the cervix, ended up just wandering around the vaginal wall.

As a result, it becomes ordinary masturbation and becomes normally aroused, but you cannot complete the mission card with this.

There is a popular belief that when you get excited, your uterus goes down.

Some say it’s a sexual fantasy, and some say it’s a real case, but in reality, the uterus doesn’t come down that easily.

Rather, the uterus tends to move upward when excited, and the only thing that expands is the space inside the vagina near the cervix.

To make the penis grow longer when excited, the uterus is raised and the space inside the vagina is increased.

That series of spaces brings a different sensation from the inside of the vagina, creating the illusion of uterine sex.

It is from this principle that the more excited Umi becomes, the more difficult it is to find the entrance to the uterus.

You may think that you are masturbating by searching for the uterine opening, but in reality, the uterus goes up there and the area around the cervix is ​​vigorously stimulated.

Her time limit does not wait for her.

Umi’s breathtaking mission card performance time limit is yet to come -.

[Time limit: 1 minute 17 seconds]