Chapter 25 – Episode 25 I Hate Birthdays That No One Knows About!

Umi emptied her and Ara’s glasses again and returned home heavily drunk.

“What the hell. Looks like you’re having a good time.”

Despite her parents’ scolding, Umi answers in a humorous way, saying that it’s okay.

When it’s time to sleep, Umi lies down on her bed and softly calls out to her mascot.

“Terus~.”

“I’m sorry.”

Only then does Terus appear. This is my first time seeing the author.

“As a magical girl, even if it’s difficult, I have to help you somehow. “I did it wrong.”

“…”

“About the fate of a magical girl who doesn’t really fit Umi’s personality… She thought it would be best to get used to it quickly. It’s my fault for being insensitive. “I’m sorry.”

I thought she was going to show up with a pout, but I don’t know how to say it when she says it this way. Umi chooses her words appropriately.

“It’s okay.”

“… ?”

“I’m not a magical girl who can be thrown away just because I don’t like it. Even if a naughty event happens at will. “As long as my heart doesn’t break, anything will work out.”

“Daintiness…”

“So, somehow, I will overcome this fate by quickly defeating these monsters.”

Grab it and punch the air.

“I really, really hate things like obscene things and uterine loss! “I will do anything to get my normal life back!”

“… I’m glad I was able to gain strength somehow.”

Terus sighs in relief when he sees Umi acting like she’s still drunk.

“… So. In the end, there is something I want to ask.”

“… ? What is it?”

“That… Bar… How on earth do you fight with a vibrator?”

Umi gets drunk and asks with a red face.

“… “Umi, didn’t you experience that when you become a magical girl, you go into a post-uterine state?”

“… But.”

“Although I went into a [Post-uterine] State to bring out the power of the heartstone, it is still too much to fight with my most sensitive parts exposed.”

“Yes.”

It’s a given.

“The [Magical Rabbitfoot Vibrator] Is what allows the protruding uterus to return inside while still using the power of the heartstone.”

“…”

Instead of fighting while shaking the uterus, will we fight with a vibrator plugged in? ? Either way, the power of a woman is the same. She is far from an innocent magical girl.

“… Of course, she swings the [Magical Rabbit Foot Vibrator] And needs to pull it out again to shoot the magic bullets…”

“No, what is that?! “You either get rid of the uterus or use a vibrator!”

Umi swings her feet wildly. No matter how much I think about it, I can only picture obscene pictures of inserting and removing a vibrator from my vagina.

“… “I’m sorry.”

“No, even if I heard that from you, nothing would change…”

Let’s just sleep. Umi closes her tired eyelids. By all means. I ended up becoming a very strange magical girl.

As long as you don’t expose it to people by hitting the [Barrier to Reduce Public Awareness] Or whatever, it’ll be okay…

Fuck…

When the monster appeared, Gina was kicking with great speed,

I can vaguely picture myself pulling out her vibrator from her crotch and attacking her with her love juices flying.

“But still, this isn’t right…”

It’s a complicated feeling, but somehow I put those worries aside.

I don’t want to ruin my mood on a happy day.

Because tomorrow is my birthday.

April 7. It’s Thursday morning.

Every year, Umi eats seaweed soup for breakfast on her birthday, but today, Umi’s breakfast was stir-fried anchovies.

“… ?”

For some reason, the other family members do not say a word of congratulations.

Is it already time for everyone to forget their birthdays?

Thinking about it, Umi hadn’t noticed that the messenger messages had been strangely quiet since last night.

Even though I’m an introvert and don’t have many friends, it feels sad not to receive birthday messages from even a few of my best friends.

“Huh…”

Feeling miserable for some reason, I try to access the mobile search platform. If it is a birthday that no one remembers, receiving it at least from a place like this will comfort your heart.

But you can’t see her congratulatory message for her even on the main screen of her search platform.

“…”

At this point, Umi also starts to feel uncomfortable. It feels like the world has changed, as if today is not my birthday.

… Has the world [Changed]?

“Wait a minute!”

After finishing eating, Umi stands up and heads to her room. I hurriedly open my wallet and check my resident registration card.

Is it because I haven’t looked carefully over the past few days? Why didn’t she notice this change?

“It doesn’t make sense.”

After Umi was reborn as a magical girl, the world was [Changed].

She clearly remembers that her birthday is [April 7th]

However, her birthday engraved on her resident registration is not [April 7th],

It changed to [October 22nd].

“Welcome! It’s nothing special, and you may get it wrong, but it’s still a little bit useful! Welcome to SuA Astrology House!!”

The door swings open and Umi’s head sticks in.

“Ah… “You’re not a guest.”

“… “I came as a guest.”

For the first time, Umi enters a so-called fortune-teller’s house that she thought had nothing to do with her. There were occult decorations hanging around, and strange talismans, crystal balls, constellation maps, and tarot cards stood out.

In front of a table littered with various astrological tools from both the East and the West, Sua, wearing a cloak like a Taoist monk, was sitting stroking his hands.

“I didn’t come to ask about magical girls? Well, there are no customers coming these days. I was expecting a bit too much because there were times when I couldn’t even afford basic living expenses…”

“It’s true that I came to ask about magical girls. “I will pay.”

Wumi sat in front of Su-ah, thinking, “She’s still a bit of a strange girl.”

“Do you remember looking at my face when we first met?”

“Oh, that…”

“My birthday. It was April 7th. So of course I thought it wasn’t right and it was nonsense. “I moved on.”

Umi thinks back to Sua’s words from back then. This is what Su-a said when the magical girls first met at Ara’s villa.

[To… It’s Su-ah. Han Su-ah. I don’t think so, but… I’m a fortune-teller. Palmistry, tarot, physiognomy… I am confident in everything. Although I got it wrong… I know how to coincide with her birthday through physiognomy. It’s your birthday, right? October 22nd. No, is it the 23rd?]

At that time, I dismissed Su-ah’s somewhat insecure attitude as just her flawed attitude and moved on. However, on the day of her actual birthday, Umi realized that the birthday she had known had changed, and she could not ignore this remark.

“But today, April 7th, I realized that the birthday I knew had changed. To October 22nd, which Su-ah said. “I came because I wanted to ask you something about this.”

“… I see She’s embarrassed to be a newly magical girl… I guess I can.”

“As expected, then the reason her birthday changed was because she became a magical girl and the world [Changed]… Is that it?”

Umi ends up passing her spit. There is no reason for this change to occur. This may be a clue to the origin of magical girls.

“That’s the way it is… “Can you please take a look at this table first?”

After saying that, Su-a hurriedly cleared away the obstacles on the table with a lot of miscellaneous items and took out something of her size.

It’s round, and it’s an astrological horoscope. With various unknown patterns, it exudes a secretive and occult atmosphere.

“This…”

“It is the most important chart in astrology, the horoscope… Shows the arrangement of celestial bodies as seen from Earth’s perspective… It is one of the tools used by astrologers for fortune-telling since a very long time ago.”

Sua then points to a symbol with her little finger.

“The planets symbolize different people’s fates and body parts… We use the energies of these constellations and planets to predict people’s fate. For example, Venus has the following symbol…”

Venus’ symbol is ♀. It has the same form as ♀, which means woman.

“Right…”

“Is it so. In some ways, it’s similar to Umi’s [Woo]… Hehe.”

No, I didn’t mean it that way.

“When we first met, we complained about Umi’s name. Now that I look at it, I think I thought wrong. Looking at it this way, even people’s names have meanings.”

“No, that’s…”

Isn’t it too fitting? Umi picks up the unpleasant words and swallows them.

“Now that I think about it, didn’t you say she was a magical girl in the womb? Womb means uterus in English. Literally Womb. “It’s beautiful!”

… I hope you don’t play with words with the precious name your parents gave you.

“Anyway, please continue the story. “Is there a reason why your birthday changed?”

Umi decides to skip the awkward name pun and presses on to the next story.

“In astrology, the next most important thing after the planets is none other than signs…  The zodiac was divided into 30º increments, and the divisions are roughly based on an actual model from around the 5th century BC and are still in use to this day.

Since we divide 360º by 30º, we get 12 sine, right? In the old days, people gave meaning to signs through images of animals, etc., And thought it was a house where God’s representatives stayed for a while. “Have you any idea what the cause of death is?”

“1 year and 12 months… “It’s a constellation.”

“That’s right. The 12 signs of the zodiac are in that order: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. Among these, the one that belongs to Woomi’s new birthday is-“

After saying that, Su-ah picks up one of her symbols and shows it to her.

“-This is Libra.”

Those with birthdays between September 24th and October 22nd are classified as Libra. If your birthday is on October 23rd, you will become a Scorpio.

“It’s narrowly straddling the part where the constellations change, isn’t it? … Does this also have meaning?”

“… Sure. Each sign not only has a planet assigned to it, but also has various meanings. Of course, the most important point here is… “

Here Sua takes a tempo break. Although she is not a natural speaker, Umi inadvertently ends up concentrating more here.

“In medical astrology, signs are also used to determine painful areas.”

“… Libra then…”

“Libra mainly refers to the navel, kidneys, bladder, and urinary organs.”

“… Of course, I thought the uterus would come out, but I was vaguely wrong.”

“The sign in charge of the uterus is Scorpio… To be exact, Scorpio is in charge of the genitals and anus.”

Umi finally understands something. Two constellations that can appear depending on the body parts of Umi, who became a magical girl in [Womb]. Su-a knew this information in advance and guessed U-mi’s changed birthday.

“Then, Su-ah’s constellation is…” .”

“My birthday is Gemini… Changed to Gemini is in charge of the arms, hands, and shoulders.”

The magical girl Su-ah from [Hand]. For some reason, she pauses when telling me her zodiac sign.  She frowned, as if she had a headache, but then spoke again.

“Then again…”

“Is it so. It’s probably not just a coincidence that I, who became a magical girl, ended up working as an astrologer…”

Umi takes a step closer to the truth about magical girls.

“… The truth about magical girls and the identity of the heartstone are clearly related to these signs and constellations.”