Chapter 301 – Side Story) Postwomb Cowboy ~ Rapid Death Magical Girl Episode 1

The red evening glow cast a red glow over the sky, as if setting the mountain ridge on fire.

A small tumbleweed rolls behind the brown boots of a cowboy looking at a distant mountain. In the harsh wilderness of the American West, two men risk their lives in a confrontation.

The outlaw’s eyes became sharp. In a suffocating atmosphere, two people’s hands hover near the holster hiding a silver weapon.

The moment of tense confrontation is long, but the moment of decisive battle is short.

Bang! Bang!

“Ugh!”

The lightning strikes back and forth with hand movements faster than a thunderbird. Two bullets and two gunshots.

But only one person falls.

“… Phew.”

The pistol that fired the bullet emits acrid gunpowder smoke. The victorious cowboy blows smoke from her gun with a nonchalant expression.

It looks like a movement that is a ritual of remembrance.

“I’ve hastened another useless death…”

Wearing a cowboy hat, the man silently leaves the body behind.

The End.

The video ended with a close-up of the cowboy’s shadow.

“What… With this feeling!”

As soon as the video was broadcast, Heeju quickly brought the microphone to her mouth.

“So! Today, I decided to play RED DEAD TUMBLEWEED 3, a classic cowboy FPS game!”

Red Dead Tumbleweed 3.

It is a new game that continues the legacy of the classic Cowboy FPS series produced by Limebyeol Games.

“The main character is the cowboy of the past, a guy called ‘Rapid Fire Jack’, and it looks like he’s going to hit one at a time… Previous work? I haven’t tried it! Actually, I’m not good at FPS, but I’m more comfortable with RPGs!”

[Oh, that alchemic fantasy you uploaded in an old video? Isn’t that a fucking game?]

[SYSTEM: User has been muted.]

Normally, Heeju would have continued her usual dinner menu and mukbang with talk, but today was different.

When her number of subscribers surpassed 2,000, she received inquiries about game advertisements for the first time in her broadcasting career.

[What did you order for dinner today?]

“Well. What do you think I ordered? Apparently, the setting in the game is America during the Wild West era. “Shouldn’t we eat food that suits America?”

As Heeju said that, she put a small screen on the game screen and set the camera in front of her.

“So~~~ Today I brought you a homemade hamburger that looks like it’s going to explode! Of course, in case it wasn’t enough, I ordered a set of French fries and cola!”

[After searching, I found out that hamburgers first originated at the 1904 Exposition, so they would not have existed in the Wild West era.]

[SYSTEM: User has been muted.]

“Haha, maybe because it’s my first time doing a game broadcast, people who don’t know our broadcast rules keep coming in, right? Poor~. “I am the owner of this broadcast, so just shut up.”

Heeju said and turned the screen back.

The logo of a new game appears in front of an FHD gaming monitor with a red sun in the background.

“Anyway, today is a game broadcast… I think it will take a little longer than usual. I think it will probably take about three to four hours… The broadcast time will be a little longer than usual, but my broadcast is only watched by unemployed bastards anyway, so it doesn’t matter, right? Is the company doing well? Giggling.”

[This is my first time participating in a live broadcast, and I feel a bit embarrassed. What is this, you bastard?]

[Maybe because it’s a game broadcast, there are a lot of newbies]

[Shabby newbies in this precious place…]

[It’s Friday and I haven’t gotten off work yet… Kill me]

[Is there a honey company here that even provides dinner?]

[You guys come to watch these shows and live more sincerely than you think.]

“Of course you have to live faithfully! Whose money do I make a living off of? Anyway, I think it’s okay. Then, let’s get started.”

When Heeju pressed the game start button, the opening movie started.

It seems to be a simple explanation movie for gamers who started the sequel without playing the previous game.

However, Heeju is not that interested in game IP. Gun games are not my taste.

Still, an advertisement is an advertisement, so out of loyalty, you have to refrain from watching a movie like this.

Rush, rush, rush. After opening the homemade burger wrapper, Heeju went into the same appreciation mode as the viewer and asked for the hamburger.

The story line is quickly understood.

“Tsk tsk. Aha. It’s roughly a revenge story where you go around the Wild West and shoot guns, right? Tsk tsk tsk. Well, I guess so. “Macho-macho game stories like this are always like this.”

[Oh. The sound of the hamburger squeaking is so loud that I can’t hear any sound from the game]

“Shut up. Since I can’t speak English anyway, it doesn’t matter because everyone reads the subtitles.”

[Rather, it is a reward]

“Tsk tsk. Ugh… Is it good?”

[As expected, the quality of the broadcast is so bad~~~ This C-grade quality is so annoying]

[SYSTEM: User has been muted.]

And when the opening movie ended.

“Good. Now my character is finally coming out.”

Heeju used the mouse to turn around the playable character that had finally appeared.

“Yeah~~~ He’s a totally old man character.”

The evaluation is made quickly.

“You’re an old man. Can’t I change it to a prettier character? Ah. Is the main character fixed? Hmm… But why aren’t the characters in Western games of good looks? “Can’t I become a handsome man even in a game?”

Nickname attached below. Rapid-fire Jack.

He was the character responsible for the Red Dead Tumbleweed IP for 5 years, but as time passed in the work, he became a middle-aged male character.

[Later, the supporting female character follows along and helps. Big breasts.]

“Tsk. I can’t. Then, just do it until that character appears… Ah. That’s right, it’s an experience game, so you may not be able to play it that far… ? What. I hope it comes out soon.”

[I came from watching another broadcast, but they said it was too early to appear. Due to the nature of the event, there is a rescue scene]

“It’s okay, it’s okay. For those who have already watched the game on other broadcasts, the spoilers stop here!”

Heeju took a refreshing drink of Coke and stood up.

“Then I’ll go to the bathroom and start playing!”

Hee-joo leaves, leaving behind viewers who are pouring out low-quality bathroom gags at the word “Toilet.”

“… What. This… ?”

‘Umi’ then rolled her eyes and looked around.

The first thing that catches your eye is the square screen floating in front of you.

It reflects the small room where Heeju was just broadcasting.

It’s like a screen peeking at Heeju from inside Heeju’s computer while she’s playing a game.

As I turn my eyes to her side, chats entered by viewers participating in Heeju’s broadcast float in the air.

And when I look in front of me again, what I see is an unfamiliar American Western style village.

It is a space that has no connection to her room, where she had just picked up her mission card that had fallen from the ceiling.

The meaning of unrealistic phenomena is clear.

“… Terus.”

“Did you call me?”

“… Is this like that too?”

“That’s it!”

Terus nods in response to Umi’s question? It nodded its awkward concave mound.

“It looks like I entered the game like last time because of the mission card!”

Umi rested her forehead without realizing it.

Is it because the sand is mixed with the blowing wind? It stings… My eyes hurt.

It seems like he is considered an ordinary game character to the outside world.

From the moment I first opened my eyes here, I have been waving my hands and yelling at Hee-ju, but there was no response.

“How on earth can I escape…” Ah. Did you say it would only be for three or four hours? ?”

“It’s a show that only shows the taste, so it won’t be on for a long time. I think this mission will probably end when I finish the game!”

Umi recalled the mission card she had seen before being drawn into this space.

The content of the mission is to cheer up for the game company, which is in danger of losing money due to investment failure, and for other gamers who liked this game.

But… Umi never imagined that she would enter the game like this again.

“I’m glad I won’t be locked up for nearly a month like last time…”

Umi, wearing a similar outfit to ‘Rapid Fire Jack’ from the opening movie just now, muttered.

“… A little while ago, Heeju said it was an FPS game, right?”

“That’s right! Bang bang! It’s a gun-shooting genre game!”

“But this appearance…”

A brown sombrero with a cowboy style and a red muffler.

Sky blue shirt and jeans. And a leather vest.

Whether you look at it from the top or the bottom, it is a perfect Western cowboy costume.

However, it is not completely the same as ‘Rapid Fire Jack’.

The original rapid-fire Jack was left-handed.

The holster he uses is mounted on a belt next to his left pants pocket, and contains an easy-to-draw Colt revolver.

But Umi is different.

The holster belt hanging down the center of the open jeans.

Inside Umi’s cowboy leather holster…

“… What on earth are you shooting with? ?”

The pink, soft uterus that has come down from the vagina is safely stored.

Even though it is an amazing costume, the reason it is so calm is perhaps because it feels like the uterus is more clearly protected than an ordinary magical girl costume.

“As expected… “Isn’t that right?”

However, when Umi closed her eyes, Terusu became speechless.

“As expected… What is it?  Why do I have to keep my uterus in a gun holster?!”

“That… Because it’s an FPS game… Of course, you have to have a gun… “Isn’t it ridiculous for a magical girl to shoot a gun?”

“Does uterine exorcism make sense?”

“Anyway, I think that’s your gun.”

“… “What?”

At the same time, a familiar face appears on the square screen in front of Umi along with a clicking sound.

“I’m sorry~ Everyone. A little late, right?”

[It’s finally here]

[We are confident. This is our first commercial broadcast… ?]

[Poopy]

[SYSTEM: User has been muted.]

It seems that Heeju went to the bathroom and came back.

“Then I’ll get started without delay! Should we try a test shooting first? “Don’t you think we should look at the aim first?”

“… !”

Umi’s face is filled with astonishment, as if anticipating what’s to come.

Tuk.

At the same time as Heeju’s left click, Woomi’s holster was naturally released.

[Please reload the bullets.]

… Where?