Chapter 303 – Side Story) Postwomb Cowboy ~ Rapid Death Magical Girl Episode 3

“Hey Rapid Fire Jack. “This way.”

The next day.

Umi walked out of the inn with her tired body.

“This is Pete. He’s a funny guy with a stupid face. He’s quick to throw in some cheesy jokes, but you’ll get used to it. That’s Kyle. He is a cattle herder. He doesn’t talk much, but he’s a good friend. Uh… And that’s Mac, the contract owner. He’s a bit of a brat who’s looking to follow in his father’s footsteps and make a lot of money by selling the Longhorns back east. The things he says without knowing anything about the world may be a little annoying, but just don’t fight. Anyway, in principle, these cows belong to Mac, and our job is to escort them safely to the slaughterhouse.”

After leaving the salon yesterday and before entering the inn room, people who saw her face for a moment bowed.

“Besides these people, there were a few others, including Kane, Miles, and Horc, but they were all hunted down because of those damn leadern bastards. Well, since you joined because of that, this must have been led by God. If there is a separation, there is a meeting. I don’t really hate that. Because that’s the life of a cowboy.”

The man who approached Umi in a somewhat bold manner continued speaking.

“And my name is Wade. I know this kind of transaction more than once or twice… All you have to do is show off your gun skills without worrying about anything. I have complete confidence in your overall abilities… “What, why are you so dead?”

“… Nothing… No.”

Last night was the worst.

Even though she was very sleepy due to alcohol, Umi stayed up all night with her eyes wide open.

The room at the inn where Umi stayed was filled with a musty smell of mold, and the blanket on the bed was full of dirt marks, probably because she had been wearing shoes. The itching that started from the moment you got into bed and laid down was probably due to poor hygiene management and the blanket being full of bedbugs.

Umi was somewhat itchy to see how many bedbugs had entered the holster surrounding her uterus, so she woke up all night and checked frequently.

‘I don’t like it… Tada! Uhhhhh… !!’

But the worst thing was… Perhaps the noise management in the inn room they provided was a mess, and the sound of a man and woman making love, like the bed creaking, could be heard from the room next door all night long.

‘Huh… ! Haan, Pete. Well, that’s too thick, ugh, ugh… ! Ki, deep, gu hu, ugh…’

‘Oh wow, yes.’

‘Huh, huh… Oh, Pete!!’

‘… Ooh, ooh… It’s noisy. Testimony… !!’

Intense battle sex that makes you imagine the expressions on both people’s faces.

I should have gone to bed to recover from fatigue, but it was an impossible night in the West.

Umi glanced at the face of her unpleasant companion, Pete, and raised her hat.

“I guess you didn’t like the bed?”

“… “A little.”

Wade kept talking as if even that was funny.

“Haha. Even though she’s been a cowboy for a long time, she still loses sleep over things like that. Is the rapid-fire Jack I’ve only heard of in rumors also a human being? “If it were the inn I stayed at yesterday, it was quite top class clean.”

“… What do you mean?”

“Haha. Rapid Fire Jack was a neat guy. Well, they say that outstanding people also have flaws that ordinary people do not have… I saw it again. Jack.”

The cowboy, who listened to Umi’s complaints, smiled broadly.

“Sleeping in the wasteland would have been even more humiliating, but the neat-headed man gladly accepted this request.”

The cowboy who was packing with his companions spoke.

“Around here, it’s customary to check if there’s a scorpion hiding under your buttocks before you lie down or sit down. Even if you take off your boots, they get in whenever they get a chance, and if you’re not careful, your sensitive inner skin gets caught by the scorpion’s pincers! “You might get pinched?”

“… Eh, ehhh?!”

Umi unconsciously placed her hand near the holster. Just imagining it gives me chills.

‘During this trip, I won’t be allowed to sit anywhere…’

Perhaps this basic cowboy fashion, covering the ex-uterus with a holster… It may have been to avoid getting into some trouble by wandering around with her womb exposed.

Wade’s gaze changed for a moment, perhaps because Umi’s movements seemed awkward.

“I guess your actions are less cowboy-like than you might think, huh? “I guess you were originally a city person?”

“… Well… “Yes.”

It’s not just Umi’s story.

A game character possessed by Umi. ‘Rapid Fire Jack’ was also like that.

After coming to the West to seek new opportunities after his business failed in the East, he lost his family to a gang and turned into a gunfighter.

He was a person who was not suited to rough work, and his mentality was also like that. However, it was clear that he had no intention of pursuing revenge.

Nevertheless, he joined hands with criminals and pursued the criminal organization that murdered his family, but did not commit unnecessary murder and ensured justice.

‘I won’t create anyone who experiences the same sadness as me. But it’s different from the damn scoundrels and the rich people who play with the common people with their dirty money.’

However, the work done was perfect. That’s why he was given the nickname Rapid Fire Jack.

The reason Red Dead Tumbleweed is gaining popularity with Series 3 coming out is probably because there are many fans who were impressed by the human nature of the protagonist, ‘Rapid Fire Jack.’

However, Umi has never played this game and doesn’t know the stories of previous games.

Nevertheless, Umi is not unfamiliar with the character ‘Rapid Fire Jack’. It must be because she is also looking at this character.

In order to get her brother back, she doesn’t let go of being a magical girl.

“Hmm… That’s a nice expression.”

“… Yes?”

“The look you just made. It was an expression that is not easily seen on the beggars in this area. It’s an expression that shows determination. There’s no such thing as a bad guy with an expression like that. The local gang boss also has good connections.”

“…”

“Anyway, please take care of me. Jack. Even if it is a relationship made over money, I don’t want to see more of my colleagues lost to outlaws or leaderns.”

Umi felt embarrassed at Wade’s words and turned her head. Then, an unfamiliar picture caught her eye.

Yesterday, it was just getting dark, and I had some alcohol, so I thought I saw something wrong.

“By the way… What are the horns of those cows over there… ?”

Umi’s eyes turn to the cows grazing in the little grassland.

When she went down to the country farm, the cows seemed a long way from the bulls she had seen once or twice, and the cows from the milk commercials.

Why did Umi raise her questions to her throat. That’s not because the cow suddenly looks like a horse.

The cows named Long Horn had extremely long horns that befitted their name.

It has bigger and longer horns than a mountain goat. I have never seen or heard of such a breed in my life.

[What is it? Buffalo?]

[The horns seem to be over 1 m long?]

Viewers watching the game screen also made similar chats.

[Notice that there are newbies who are playing Red Dead Tumbleweed 3 for the first time. That’s actually a long-horned cow that was herded for selling beef meat during the American West’s pioneering days. It is a longhorn breed. A meaningful mission that was brought to America by Columbus from Spain and created the nickname Cowboy.]

[Speed ​​Wagon Thank You]

That’s it. Woomi winked at the surprisingly friendly chat information and sighed.

If I had revealed that I didn’t know about that cow here, not only the name Cowboy but also the nickname Rapid Fire Jack would have been suspect.

“Hmph. “I see you’re interested too.”

“… Ugh.”

But did you hear what Umi said?

Instead of Wade, who left because he was busy, Pete, who had been bothering Umi all night with the noise from the next room, approached.

“That’s right. The value of those longhorn cattle is not only in selling them to easterners who charge anywhere from $4 to $40 for their meat.”

“… Well, there is something else then.”

“Of course it’s horns. “Didn’t you speak up because you knew the value of the horn?”

Just as Wade said, with a goofy-looking face, Pete stroked his poorly shaved beard and took out something long from inside his arms.

“… In case you were curious, I brought one for you. Look Carefully. This is a business item that can make real money. “

A sculpture the size of your forearm. It must have been processed into blunt long horns from longhorns that were treated as livestock.

“What about that?”

“That’s it. … Haha. I wonder if you heard it last night. Brother. How was it? The moans of the prostitute who called last night. “Isn’t it the sound of a female I’ve never heard before in my life?”

“… Eek.”

As Umi frowned, Pete curled his hand and repeatedly thrust the horn craft in and out like a piston.

It was clearly a hand gesture depicting an obscene moment.

“This is truly a magic tool that can make even frigid women horny. Because it is thick and long, it scratches places that cannot be reached with the head of a dick.”

Umi’s face slowly turns red as she realizes the identity of the craft in Pete’s hand.

Sex toys made of horns… It’s a horn dildo.

‘Huh… ! Haan, Pete. Well, that’s too thick, ugh, ugh… ! Ki, deep, gu hu, ugh…’

For a moment, the moaning from the room next door that she heard yesterday lingered in Umi’s mind and then disappeared.

It’s just as Wade said.

This man. He is the worst man.

“People in the East who don’t know anything about fashion might see that longhorn breed as just tough but tasty meat, but I’m different. “It looks to me like they are walking around with two great dicks on top of their heads.”

Pete said that and placed the horn dildo in Umi’s small hands.

As she touched the superbly carved horn craft, Umi’s face instantly burned red.

“~~~~Ugh. “Why are you doing that to me?”

“Well, it’s because I feel bad for my brother, who came back to his resting place after finishing a big job and sleeps alone.”

I do not need… ! I want to throw it away, but it looks expensive, and the horn dildo won’t fall out of my hand.

“Don’t worry. Since it is a new item, I am paying in advance as a symbol of friendship for this request. “If this is the case, you can easily seduce another woman.”

“… That’s ridiculous… ! Why am I like that… !”

“I heard a rumor. … Revenge is good, bro. Because that doesn’t mean her wife will come back alive.”

“…”

Pete’s dazed expression disappears for a moment.

I checked it roughly yesterday.

Umi once again realized that in the game, he was always treated as a ‘jack of rapid fire’.

The reason why Pete is so flirtatious and talks dirty talk is because he perceives Woomi as a middle-aged male cowboy, ‘Rapid Fire Jack’.

“Cowboys run while looking straight ahead. If it continues like this, bro. You just end up as ‘Rapid Fire Jack’. I will never get another tinnitus in my life. Is that really the revenge you want?”

“… “Okay.”

“If you really don’t need it, give it back. It would be even better if we saw the business potential and joined hands after arriving in Texas.  Well, it will be enough after this mission is over, so you should keep it until then. As a substitute for a talisman.”

But for some reason, it doesn’t sound like it’s only being said to ‘Rapid Fire Jack’.

“… Feet. Mac is calling.”

“Hmm. Is it starting soon?”

Kyle, who quietly finished maintenance, approached and took Pete away, and Umi had no choice but to accept the horn dildo and take it with an embarrassed expression.

Horn dildo.

It was something I received from the person who kept me up all night.

Ironically, it was the best sleep-inducing item for Umi, who had a habit of lightly masturbating before going to bed.