Chapter 304 – Side Story) Postwomb Cowboy ~ Magical Girl of Rapid Death Episode 4

Tap, tap, tap.

“This is this!!”

The sound of horses’ hooves divides the wilderness.

Tap, tap, tap.

The tumbleweeds roll around frantically along with the dust.

The climate of the south-central United States can be described as incredibly diverse, but the climate around here is clearly dry.

In the vicinity where desertification is progressing, cacti of a type I have never seen stand with their thorns sticking out.

The cacti, which are dark green rather than blue-green, grow sparsely and are not enough to provide shade to block the direct rays of the sun.

The only sunshade that can protect against the sun is a wide-brimmed cowboy fedora.

In an age where practicality is more important than fashion and death is closer, Umi realizes that the design of a single hat is not meaningless.

“Hey, like this!”

Only the sound of Wade’s cattle herding disturbed the silence of Umi and her group, who had lost their conversation.

A herd of cows tramples across the dry ground as if there has been an earthquake.

Even in this hot weather, the herd of cattle with long horns – the herd of longhorns – are strong.

This breed brought over from Spain is not cattle specialized for gaining weight quickly, but has adapted well to the central region of America by inheriting adaptation to the dry climate of the Iberian Peninsula in Europe.

“Ha, haha… Huh, huh…”

However, no matter how much you say you should work like a cow, it is difficult to expect people to behave like cows.

Under the scorching sun these days, everything about global warming feels like a lie.

Umi was sweating profusely and moaning.

“… Are you okay?”

“Yes, yes… Gwae, it’s okay…”

When Kyle turned around and asked, Umi answered quietly.

“… Don’t push yourself too hard. If you are having a hard time, please tell me anytime.”

As Kyle spoke in a blunt but relatively kind voice, Umi lowered her head to hide her red face.

“What is it, bro? “Are you sick?”

“Oh, no, that’s…”

“… I understand it hurts your back, but it’s still enough for one person, right? “If leaderns or outlaws show up, and it continues like this, it’s going to be difficult.”

Pete and Mac come to talk. Unnecessary attention was attracted.

“Gwae, it’s okay. Everyone, don’t worry, huh, huh!!”

“…”

“Vein. What are you worried about? This guy is a pro. Look carefully.”

When Mac frowned at Umi’s moans, Wade defended Umi.

“In preparation for a situation where an enemy appears, you keep your hand on the ‘holster’ so that you can take out the gun at any time even though your back hurts, right? It’s as if it is one with the gun.”

“Hmm. I see.”

“Professionals are different. Our way of thinking and life trajectory are different. “Worrying about ‘Rapid Jack’ is like worrying that a duck that has been struggling since childhood will fall into a lake and die.”

The two people’s eyes turn towards Woomi’s holster.

“… What. We’ll know if something really great happens when something big happens. The best would be for something like that not to happen at all.”

As Mac’s irritated voice faded away, Umi nodded her head towards Wade with a subtle expression.

Yes.

For now… It is said to be like that.

The reason why Umi can’t speak is because of the fatal wound caused by the performance of ‘Rapid Fire Jack’ in the previous work…

But the reality is different.

The reason why Umi can’t speak is simple. That’s because I’ve never driven it.

When Kyle brought up Umi’s horse, ready to leave, Umi literally froze in place.

Even if you have experienced horseback riding, it is only for a moment. Umi doesn’t even know how to get on the back of a horse that is higher than her waist.

‘Uh, what should I do Terus?! If this continues, it will be revealed to everyone that I am not a proper cowboy… !’

‘It’s okay. The laws of this world will take care of that. Considering that, Umi, you must have been possessed by the main character of the game.’

‘… What?’

As Umi hesitated, Wade came up and stabbed Kyle in the waist with his elbow.

“Hey you idiot. Didn’t you hear correctly?”

“… ?”

“Rapid-fire Jack was shot in the back while helping the boss of a local gang. He is in no condition to drive a horse on his own.”

“… !”

Umi’s eyes brightened. It’s an unexpected fact.

“… “I didn’t know.”

Kyle lowered her head as if she genuinely didn’t know. Of course, Umi (the person herself), who had only just found out about this, felt the same way.

“If you were ‘Rapid Fire Jack,’ you had the ability to easily dodge a bullet, but you got hit instead. Because of that, he was unable to drive the horse that was like his own two legs, so he walked long distances.”

“… That’s amazing.”

Unlike Kyle, who was impressed, Wade’s eyes briefly showed concern.

“Kyle. “Out of all of us, you are the most gentle-spoken, aren’t you?”

“Is that so?”

“So, herding cattle was your responsibility. “Because there is less chance of startling the cows by driving the horse roughly.”

Wade looked at Umi and Kyle alternately as if he couldn’t do anything, and then spat.

Wade took off her hat and scratched her head as if he was annoyed and pointed at Kyle.

“I can’t do it. I will handle the cattle herding this time. “I’ll leave Jack’s escort to you.”

“… Escort?”

“I’m going to put Jack in your back seat. Are you okay, Jack? Kyle uses a high-quality saddle, so there will be less shaking. “I can’t get to Kansas on time without riding a horse, so bear with me even if you have back pain.”

“Ah? Yes? Ah. Ah… It’s okay, it’s okay. Oh, I’m actually glad hehe…”

The reason why it happened.

For the first time in my life, I was driving a horse and was thrown under the horse… While climbing a horse, you get kicked in the uterus by your hind leg… Without any disaster.

Umi sat in Kyle’s back seat and had a relatively comfortable trip.

But… No matter how comfortable it is, on a horse is on a horse.

“Ha, haha… Ooh, ugh… !”

There’s no way it’s easy to ride a horse while you’re out of womb. Especially if you have swallowed six bullets.

“… Ugh… Pfft… !”

Every time the horse moves, the sharp iron bumps and crushes around in the uterus.

Moreover, Umi’s pants were open and exposed at the front and back of her crotch.

In terms of just the part that touches her saddle, Umi is as good as riding her horse with her bare body.

“Uuuuu… Ugh, ugh… !”

It was a fortunate thing that Wade dismissed the moaning that was coming out as the result of a sore back.

But… The fact that multiple people saw me holding on to the holster was embarrassing to death.

In reality, I was just holding on to the holster, which was a mess of pussy juice and uterine juice, to keep it from shaking on the saddle along with my uterus…

“… It seems to be a bit difficult as expected. That… A gunshot wound.”

Did Umi notice something like that? She spoke to Umi without Kyle looking behind her.

“If you go a little further, you will come to a place where you can rest, so just be patient a little longer.”

At least among the men who accompanied me, Cowboy Kyle was the kindest and most sensible person.

At the thought of staining his horse’s saddle with love juice, Umi felt so sorry that her heart throbbed.

* * *

“Haha. As expected, he is ‘Rapid Fire Jack’. “As soon as we find a place to rest, we start importing guns.”

“… But still, isn’t it too much to not show us the scenes of firearms being imported?”

“There must be a secret to rapid fire. Pete, if you want to become a usable gunman, why don’t you clean your firearm at a time like this?”

I don’t even feel like talking back.

Umi sits down behind a rock and wipes her womb, which is covered in love juice, with a cloth towel.

“… Huh, huh…”

Feeling better, Umi took off her holster, placed it in her soft womb, and buttoned it up.

When I returned, I saw Wade and his group eating a small lunch. Apparently it was during lunch, and she was holding something that looked like a lump of beef jerky or a separately wrapped potato.

“Ah. Come and have a meal, bro. What should I give you? Jerky is a bit hard.”

Pete must have been impressed by Woomi’s gun-handling skills just now, and he was holding beef jerky in his mouth, holding a revolver in one hand and a toothbrush-like cleaning tool in the other.

“Is there anything like bread?”

“It’s tricky. “Here.”

At Umi’s words, Mac took out a piece of bread the size of his fist. It may have been a while since it was made, but it’s hard, but it’s better than beef jerky.

Umi tore half of the bread and sat down in a suitable seat.

[Tsk tsk. Cowboy water always has a mukbang menu, but it’s nothing special, but it’s really appealing? Is it because I ate it happily?]

I think I could vaguely hear Heeju’s mumbling while playing the game.

That appetizing sound clearly means someone is chewing a hamburger.

For some reason, I feel nauseous… Hee-ju probably has no idea that she’s rolling around here right now, so complaining will be useless.

“… She said she was being chased by Pinkerton, by the way.”

When Umi came, Wade seemed to want to ask her about this and that, as he ate the potatoes with a mumbling sound.

“Pinkerton?”

However, the clumsy Mac intercepted the conversation.

“Didn’t you say that Hork, who was strangled by a leadern, also tried to get in there but ended up getting killed? “What does Pinkerton do?”

“Ha, is there a kid who doesn’t even know that?”

Pete chuckled as if he was dumbfounded. Wade answered instead.

“This is the security company that prevented the assassination attempt on Abraham Lincoln. They say they are a bunch of detectives, and it seems they have recruited a lot of talented people since the Civil War. Well, in reality, it feels like another large-scale gangster organization has emerged.”

“Detective…”

Now that I think about it, the bartender who gave me the request also said something like that.

“It would have been better to enlist the help of detectives to chase down the outlaws who killed my wife, but it is an irony of fate that I ended up being chased by detectives instead.”

“That’s… That’s right.”

Umi listened to the men’s stories while forcing the soggy bread down her throat. Thinking that I had somehow become possessed by the protagonist of a very strange fate.

“… ?”

That moment.

Umi smelled a strange scent and frowned.

The smell of the wild. However, the smell of an animal is different from the type that comes from cows.

That sixth sense led Umi’s vision to a distant place.

‘… Um, that… !’

Not far away where the cows were released.

Umi gasped as she discovered a group of coyotes hiding among the stiff grass.

Kyle is the one sitting closest to the coyote. But it is too late to report this fact.

No, if you do something wrong here, the coyote may be targeting not the cows but the person closest to you.

Then… !

[Finally a shooting event!]

Umi unbuttoned the holster.