Chapter 305 – Side Story) Postwomb Cowboy ~ Rapid Death Magical Girl Episode 5

Umi, who made eye contact with the coyote, carefully stood up and unfastened her holster.

Click.

Suddenly… ♡

The pink uterus, which was trapped in a cramped holster and had no time to breathe, shines brightly in the sunlight.

“… Brother?”

Pete senses a strange movement and rolls his eyes at her, but he doesn’t have time to respond.

Umi frowned as the unique scent of animals living in the wild stung her nose.

Are cowboys who don’t wash properly on a regular basis so insensitive that they don’t even notice that smell?

“Ugh… !”

Umi took in her breath as she located a pack of coyotes that resembled wolves or foxes.

[Coyote… ?]

[Whoa whoa whoa~~~ I gave up on myself and only loved you]

[That’s Koyo Taego]

[Why is there so much wrong with this broadcast?]

[They’re all old men…]

[SYSTEM: User has been muted.]

Normally, there would be no reason for coyotes, which live in relatively cool regions from North America to southern Canada, to appear in such places… !

[It’s a historical error.]

[Well, since it’s a game, that’s possible]

[It had a reputation as a game with detailed elements in every detail, but was there any restructuring in the development team after the stock price drop issue?]

[Why did the stock price fall? When?]

… That’s none of Umi’s business!

The important thing is that coyotes have a habit of attacking livestock when they are hungry.

Umi and her group are targeting cowboys along with a herd of longhorns that need to be moved to safety… !

‘There cannot be a single mistake… !’

Rather than putting an end to the coyote’s life, an innocent shot will only vaguely provoke it and make it angry.

Umi grabbed her uterus.

“Ugh… !!”

The warm and soft feel fills my left hand.

At the same time, my whole body feels like I’m getting goosebumps… A fatal pleasure arises.

This is because there are five or six bullets inside the fist-sized uterus.

The heavy weight feels like having several round vibes shoved into the uterus.

“… Pfft!”

Just caressing the uterus brings this level of stimulation, but there is no way to fully enjoy that pleasure.

Umi, with a bright red face, twitched and placed her cervix, which was expanding and contracting, in a straight line with the guys.

If you look at it objectively, it looks like a bitch who wants to take out her uterus and start jerking off right away… !

“… Jack?”

Fortunately, for today’s cowboys, he is seen as ‘Rapid-Fire Jack’, pulling out a pistol from his holster with a serious expression.

[Put the target in the center and switch… !]

The target is under the coyote’s neck, or in the middle of its heart.

The point is whether you can end your life in an instant.

[The shooting event begins]

“… Everyone, get down!”

Umi shook her womb up and down with her cries!

“Uterine sphere magic bullet-!!”

Pushuuung-!!

Pushuuuuung-!!!

More than the sound of bullets flying.

No, maybe even more than light.

A rapid-fire event was held that befits the nickname ‘Rapid-Fire Jack’.

“Five grains?!”

“Kkegaeng?!”

At the same time that the coyote that Umi was aiming for shook her body, the thrill of pleasure rose from her cervix.

That thrilling pleasure… Afterward, it changes into tremendous heat.

“Ugh, ugh…” !!”

Drip, drip.

When I look down, not only love juice but also something like gunpowder smoke is coming out of the cervix.

“Hot, hot, hot… ?!”

I heard that the area around the gun gets hot when you fire it,

Don’t even implement things like this… !!

“Whoo, whoo!! Whoa, whoa… !!”

Often in western movies.

Did cowboys used to puff out gunpowder smoke from the muzzle of their guns after shooting?

Sit down and make an O shape with your legs,

Umi, who keeps blowing into the smoldering cervix, will probably look similar to others.

“… Jack! What about the shooting just now?!”

“Nose, is it a coyote…?” “I didn’t notice it at all.”

The other cowboys, recognizing the fallen coyote with the sound of a gunshot, stand up and panic.

“That’s amazing, I didn’t even notice the gun was drawn…” !”

“Whoa, whoa…” !”

“That’s amazing Jack!”

“Even the final pose is cool, Jack!”

“… “

It’s embarrassing, so I hope you don’t come close while I’m blowing into the cervix.

“… To completely subdue a coyote lying in the grass with two bullets. “This is a skill you can trust.”

“… “Eh?”

However, Umi raised her head in response to Mac’s continued evaluation.

“… “One?”

It wasn’t just one.

Even if you think about common sense, there is no way a coyote would separate from the herd and hunt this many cows alone.

There were definitely two coyotes that Umi had just seen.

That means… !

[I fired two shots, where did one go?]

[Heeju’s poor~~]

[Where are your deep-sea skills going? You pick a dog, right?

[SYSTEM: User has been muted.]

“Joe, be careful! “There’s still one coyote left!”

Taang!

Umi’s worried voice is silenced by a single gunshot.

“Kkeak, keakgaeng…” .”

Another coyote falls down with a somehow soundless cry.

Kyle, who was near a group of longhorns, blew off the muzzle of his revolver and put it into the holster.

“… Oh. That’s pretty cool, Kyle.”

Pure admiration burst out of Wade’s mouth again.

“Well, when the leaderns cut up the other cowboys, he alone protected the cows.”

When I look around, it’s not just Kyle.

Wade and Pete are similarly aiming their fully loaded guns at the fallen coyote.

Only then did Umi realize.

These people are also professionals among professionals who survived numerous difficulties and dangers.

… They are real cowboys who grew up rolling in the mud.

“… No. No matter how much I am, I couldn’t imagine that a coyote would approach me in broad daylight like this… “If it weren’t for Jack, we might have lost a precious cow.”

“Hmm. As expected, it would have been dangerous without Jack.”

“Vein. “Isn’t it worth hiring this guy?”

“… “I think I have enough help.”

Haha…”

But what does it feel like to be praised by real cowboys… Not bad.

For Umi, who went out to save people as a magic girl from the womb on a false day, but was stigmatized as a pervert and a prostitute.

It’s pure admiration that you don’t usually get.

But…

“Brother. How did you modify the gun to make it so fast? “Can I take a closer look?”

Haha… Eh?

“Hmm… I’m a bit knowledgeable about light firearms, but that rapid-fire skill doesn’t make any sense. I’m also a bit interested. Would it be okay if I just saw you reloading?”

“Now, let’s watch him reload… ? To? “Eh?”

The gun that created the amazing rapid fire just now…

No, the cowboys’ keen interest in Umi’s womb could not have been too much of a burden.

* * *

For a while, the other cowboys and Umi’s Colt revolver…

No, after arguing over whether I should show my pink uterus, which was being used like a Colt revolver, right in front of me.

A system window appeared in front of Umi, who had just finished eating lunch.

[RED DEAD TUMBLEWEED 3 uses a strong realism system.]

[For example, cowboys in the West had to periodically import guns in order to use them for a longer period of time. Ah… Is this the same for guns these days?]

[Anyway, you have to handle the Colt revolver, which is like your alter ego, neatly. If you does it wrong, not only can there be a risk of ammunition getting stuck in the gun, but the gun may even break down!]

“… “What?”

Umi’s face frowned.

Various words came to mind, but what bothered me the most was that the gun could break down.

The story of Umi using her uterus as a weapon is not something that can be ignored.

[Of course, there is a rare chance that the gun will break down, but basically, if the gun becomes dirty, there is a penalty that reduces additional damage or slows down the shooting speed. So, you too should clean your firearms thoroughly as if you were a cowboy in the Wild West, right?]

“… I only fired one or two shots… !”

They said they wanted to take advantage of the details, but they put in this annoying system.

When I look around, I see that Kyle, who had just fired the gun, is wiping the gun while putting a potato in his mouth.

[You can enter the ‘Import Guns’ action by pressing the R and Shift keys at the same time. Use your steel oil and a cleaning toothbrush to clean the bolt and barrel! If you go to a gun shop near the village, you can even entrust the store owner with importing guns for you!]

Umi silently read the rest of the guide that floated below.

What this means is that if you go to a gun store, you can have the firearms imported for you… Dismissed.

Let’s say he’s the owner of a gun shop. It’s obvious that he’s a man with a grim expression.

Then, it becomes like Umi asking a man with oily hands to pay her to clean her precious womb.

“… That can’t be possible.”

Umi shook her head as she imagined a terrible image.

She has no choice but to somehow manage to import guns on her own.

Perhaps the small bag hanging on his waist contained firearms import tools. Umi stretched out her hand and looked at the tools in the bag.

“What is this?”

However, when she checked the tools in her pocket, her expression quickly became astonished.

Well, what came out of it was… A smelly oil drum or a stiff handkerchief stained with oil.

And it was just like a toothbrush with up and down bristles.

“… Uh, it looks like this oil tank is heavy oil… Tooth, tooth, toothbrush… ?!”

Woomi’s hand holding the toothbrush is shaking.

Yeah, yeah… There have been a few times when I had no choice but to use Ara’s toothbrush to wash away the uterus containing semen… !

The thought of sticking a toothbrush into a healthy uterus and cleaning it… Because there is no such thing.

But… There is nothing we can do now.

To prevent the uterus from breaking down… There is no choice but to [Prepare the uterus].