Chapter 306 – Side Story) Postwomb Cowboy ~ Rapid Death Magical Girl Episode 6
After driving three hours up the road, we arrived at a small village similar in size to where Umi first started.
It was already the time when the sun was on the horizon, and Umi and her group decided to stay in the village for one night.
“This is today’s compensation. “This should be enough to eat, sleep, and play.”
“Oh wow-yeah!”
Mac, the farm owner’s son, hands out crumpled cash to the cowboys.
Umi also accepted the 4 dollars with a nervous expression.
… 4 dollars?
“Only $4?”
“… “At best?”
Mac’s expression distorts.
“Ha? It’s only 4 dollars. “With this amount of money, you can order high-quality snacks at the salon, eat your fill, and get a warm bed.”
Umi’s eyes widened at Pete’s words.
Oops. I forgot the value of goods at that time and thought of them as their current value.
[It is said that one dollar in the Wild West was equivalent to $30 today. You can think of it as roughly 130,000 to 150,000 won per day.]
[Thank you Speedwagon!]
Then… Since I run without holidays until I get to Kansas, I guess I make over 400 a month… ?
Moreover, assuming that you get a separate down payment in case of success – it might be quite a good deal for this era.
Of course, it may be a bargain considering that your life depends on it, but it wouldn’t be something to fit the labor standards of that time into the current era.
“Hmm… Was the pay too low for ‘Rapid Fire Jack’?”
“Joe, okay, $4!”
Mac’s reaction as he searched his pockets with an uncomfortable expression seemed to be back to his nervous tone from the beginning, so Woomi took the money in a tone that was possessed by Kim Doo-han.
“… Then I will go to the inn first and rest. The rest of us can have fun, whether it’s drinking alcohol or buying women, but I won’t worry about it… “Make sure to properly manage the tied up cattle, so they don’t get stolen or die.”
“Ha. Just leave it to me.”
“Traveling for a long period of time must have been difficult for a weak body. Sleep well, Mac.”
As the other cowboys respond, Mac waves his hand and disappears into the village.
The color of the shadow has also become lighter. This is because the red sun completely hid below, and the soft bright moon began to rise.
Before the evening got any later, the cowboys’ eyes lit up.
“… Hmm. Well, I must be hungry now. What should we have for dinner? Grilled and crispy pork? A leisurely roast turkey? “No matter what, beer is essential.”
“I have a strong feeling that I eat food just to survive because it is either unnecessarily salty or extremely unseasoned. In particular, beef jerky is expensive these days, but why is it so tough? Kyle. What are you going to eat?”
“… Potato wedges are enough for me…”
“Ha. No way, Kyle. It is said that only when sufficient protein is added, both body and mind become manly. If you only eat carbohydrates like that, there will be nothing left in your body. “How do you use your strength when hugging a woman?”
“… There is no need to buy a woman like you. Pete.”
As Wade and Pete recite the menu with a smile, Kyle carefully adds his opinion.
Grumbling…
As Umi hears such and such sounds, an embarrassed sound escapes from Umi’s stomach.
All I did was climax on a running horse, fall asleep, then wake up and climax again… Even though that’s all there is to it, I guess I’m starting to lose stamina.
Pete, who was arguing while choosing a suitable menu, turned his head towards Umi.
“Brother. “What do you like?”
“Oh, I… For now, I am.”
Umi carefully looked at the faces of the three remaining cowboys.
In Kyle’s case, neither dinner nor alcohol impressed him that much, but not the other two.
These are men who, as you can see, will empty the barley-flavored beer into their stomachs as soon as they sit down to have dinner.
Because Umi is not that strong on alcohol… I am psychologically reluctant to participate in such a situation, but there are still issues to be resolved.
“… “I’m thinking of looking for a gun shop.”
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Gunposa.
As the name suggests, a store that sells guns.
However, it also sells gun-related accessories, protective gear, and self-defense items, and even pays for things like gun repairs – it’s literally like a weapon shop in an RPG game.
And the owner who runs this gun shop is a ‘gun shop.’
Since he runs a gun shop in exchange for money in the Western era, where outlaws, thieves, and bad-tempered gangsters dominate, he is also quite skilled in handling firearms.
When the system window related to the gun repair mission first appeared, Umi had such a strong desire to repair the gun on her own that she didn’t even want to go to the gun shop.
However, after taking a closer look at the gun maintenance tools in her arms, Umi’s thoughts changed a bit.
‘… I don’t know. What with this… What should I do… ?’
A smelly oil container labeled as heavy oil, a stained handkerchief… A chipped toothbrush.
These guys have crossed the line to use anything to clean their precious womb.
You can’t just take something like that into the womb just because you don’t even have basic knowledge about how to take care of a gun.
For example, Kang Jeung-yu. Even at first glance, it smells foul and looks harmful to the body.
No matter how blessed the womb is with Heartstone, I would never think of flooding it with something like that.
‘At least. If you don’t watch someone else’s gun maintenance method…”
However, for other cowboys, it is known that the reason why Umi does not easily show off her womb, known as the Colton Revolver, is because gun maintenance laws are strict.
It’s quite awkward and rude for a cowboy like that to ask other cowboys to show him how to clean a gun.
Therefore, Umi had no choice but to go to a gun shop and see with her own eyes how to maintain a gun.
If you don’t mind, it’s a good substitute for heavy-duty oil, and a good substitute for the toothbrush in question… It would be even better if you could find a cleaning method that doesn’t put pressure on the uterus.
“However…”
Umi glanced at Pete from the corner of her eye and sighed.
“You don’t need to follow me.”
“What are you talking about, bro? “Wasn’t your brother, like me, a gun fanatic, so as soon as he stopped by town, he went to look at guns rather than eat?”
There is one nosy person that you don’t need to follow.
“I’m looking forward to seeing what guns ‘Rapid Fire Jack’ might be interested in.”
Two.
“… “I’m hungry.”
Three.
I didn’t expect those cowboys to leave dinner and follow behind Umi.
But in some ways, it is a natural reaction.
‘Rapid Fire Jack’, a person of interest whose whereabouts are rumored to run faster than a horse, is going to see the gun. Moreover, his skills were confirmed with his own eyes in the afternoon.
Dinner is not important.
For these cowboys, ‘Rapid Fire Jack’ chooses the gun… It is a great opportunity to look over your shoulder and absorb the knowledge of a cowboy who is far above your own. !
In fact, not only does Umi herself know how to look at a good gun, but she doesn’t even know how to properly clean a gun, so she goes to a gunsmith…
“… Hey. Jack. Where are you going? “The gunsmith is this way?”
“Ah, aha. Well, I see…”
Well, if it weren’t for them, I don’t think I would have been able to find even a gunsmith… First, isn’t it useless?
Umi entered the gunpo temple with mixed feelings.
Squeak.
The faint smell of oil and iron emanating from inside the building stimulates Umi’s nostrils.
However, despite this, contrary to Umi’s thoughts, there are no fancy firearms on display. Did I come to the right place?
[This is a gunsmith shop. You can talk to a gun store and purchase the gun you want, or pay a management fee to import the gun.]
It looks like I found the right place as the store information system window also appears.
[It is possible to take out a firearm inside a gun shop, but be careful! If you recklessly rob a gun store and try to take guns for free, you might get scolded!]
It seems to be a system with a high degree of freedom, but Umi has no intention of doing so.
While reading the system window, the gunsmith saw Umi and the others and stood up.
“… “Are you a guest?”
The strange look and her voice, as if she had attached her mustache to an androgynous witch, gave me goosebumps all over her body.
You found the right one… ?
A moment of silence. And a war of nerves.
The gun store looked around at the men who visited the store and opened the shelf at the back.
… There was a firearm hidden there. But. If you think about it, we live in an era where it is very easy for guns to be stolen if you display them as if you were earning money.
It’s also a moment to hold your tongue over the gun management system that looks like something out of Kingsman.
The gunsmith approached Umi with a solemn yet sad look on his face, holding a rifle.
“Winchester Model 1873. Center fire cartridge. 44-40WCF. “It is a popular model because of its excellent firing ability.”
“… ?”
In the blink of an eye, a gun store came up next to Umi. He casually places a heavy rifle in Umi’s hand.
“… Hmm. How is it? The weight… ? This. I don’t feel stable. Is it because I have a bad back? It’s a good model, but it’s a shame.”
“… Ugh?!”
The gun shop takes the rifle out of Woomi’s hands in an instant.
At the same time, he gently caresses Umi’s waist and gives goosebumps on the back of his head.
“Then how about this? Remington M95 Derringer. Double barrel. .41 Short… It’s only 0.31 kg. It’s much smaller and lighter.”
What the gun shop brought this time was a toy-looking pistol that would fit comfortably in Umi’s hand.
Nevertheless, I must say that it is very creepy that it is a weapon that can kill people… While Umi was thinking like that, the gun shop was giving Umi a Remington M95 derringer and then taking it away.
“No… Neither is this.”
No. What Harry Potter is this time?
“Hey… I didn’t come here to buy a gun… ?”
Umi once again spoke to the back of the gun shop, who was looking for another gun. If things continue like this, you’ll just end up getting caught up in the eccentricities of the gun shop.
“… “You didn’t come here to buy it?”
Click.
“Huh?”
Umi lowered her eyes when she heard the sound of the holster button opening without even opening it. Then, the gunsmith moved to his seat and sat below Umi.
… At some point?!?!
Grumpy… !!
“Ugh?!”
The gunsmith casually removed Umi’s holster and grabbed her defenseless exposed uterus.
Well, if you press on me like that… !
That voice lingers in Umi’s mouth and then disappears.
“Ooh, wow, wow, wow… !!”
Amazing grip strength!
As if to test the gun’s sturdiness, the gunsmith is holding onto Umi’s womb with the force of twisting it.
“Colt revolver 6-shot .38 caliber… It’s a standard product. But the grip is a work of art. It feels like I’m holding a soft konjac in my hand. Are you a priest?”
“Uh-uh, wow?!”