Chapter 308 – Side Story) Postwomb Cowboy ~ Rapid Death Magical Girl Episode 8

It is a powerful knee kick that will bring tears to your eyes even if it hits another part.

However, that knee kick was aimed at Umi’s crotch and not anywhere else.

This is a fatal blow. It is powerful enough to cause a critical hit.

This time, he kicked Umi, whose posture was broken, targeting her waist once and twice.

“K-K-Kuuuuu… !”

Umi, hit by an onslaught of attacks, rolled on the ground.

“Hehe, hehe, hehe… !”

Umi, drooling from the mind-bending attack, lifted her half-closed eyes.

We need to sort out the situation.

Umi recalled the words Kyle had said before his attitude changed.

‘A heinous outlaw who shot his younger brother in the head.’

Outlaw… ?

I… ? But why suddenly… ?

‘… Using a homemade bullet processed from 38 Special.’

Huh?!

It was only after Umi remembered those words that she was able to understand the situation.

I was completely taken aback. No, I didn’t even expect it in the first place.

I can’t believe that the event at the Gunpo Temple will inevitably lead to the prologue boss battle.

“No matter how much you call yourself ‘Rapid Fire Jack’, if you can’t use the revolver you’re proud of, you’re just a toothless tiger.”

Udeudeudeudeuk!!

“Gyaggyaggyaggya…!!”

A cold scream burst from Umi’s mouth as she was mercilessly pressed down by the weight of her cowboy boots.

[Wow what is this?]

[Kyle… Took over?]

[Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!]

[Sporeworms can breathe now]

[I’ve wanted to chat with him more than once to tell him to be careful whenever he’s kind lol]

[Actually, there are several elements that people who have seen Part 2 can guess roughly haha]

Umi then tells the story of why Red Dead Tumbleweed was so successful. I remembered that it was also the urgency brought about by suspense.

It’s really stupid.

I should have suspected that in such a lawless world of the West, there could be no kind cowboy for no reason.

“Geugeuk, gu, guuuuu0 be theirs for her, gu, gu, guuuuu…

As the uterus is gradually trampled, foam bubbles from the mouth and the mind becomes cloudy.

Less than an hour had passed since she had her uterus trimmed at a gun shop with her crotch open in front of everyone, but due to Kyle’s betrayal, Umi’s uterus ended up in a mess after being rolled around on the dusty floor and stepped on.

‘I cleaned it up, but it got dirty again…’ !’

The injustice is an injustice, but the biggest problem is.

This situation is racing against time.

Apparently, Jack, the game character possessed by Umi in the narrative… Seems to have killed Kyle’s younger brother in the previous story.

Although the Red Dead Tumbleweed series is said to have a somewhat picaresque style, Jack does not commit unnecessary murders.

Even if ‘Rapid Fire Jack’ killed Kyle’s brother, it can be easily assumed that he also had a valid reason and probability.

However, not only Seonyeok becomes an avenger.

Even villains have families. There are people who love.

Like Jack, who wanders the lawless areas of the West in search of revenge, Kyle also had a purpose: to find the person who killed her brother.

It’s not that Umi doesn’t understand those feelings.

“It looks like he was in a lot of pain. That’s probably true. But my brother passed away without even being able to close his eyes. There was no time for him to feel any pain.”

“Ugh…! Ugh…!!”

It’s not that I don’t understand, but…

“I know. As an avenger, you too have received various requests, and sometimes requests that have crossed your conscience. But if you are, if you are ‘Rapid Fire Jack’. “You can at least understand why I’m venting this anger.”

“Uh, well… !!”

“When I realized that my revenge target was none other than you, Rapid Fire Jack. At the gun shop, I had a lot to worry about. Perhaps if this revenge fails, I will be killed by you. Because you are a talented person. But I am prepared for that too. Revenge is cold, cold-blooded, and not kind to the loser.”

Perhaps the scene in the game is the scene where the back of the hand holding the Colton revolver is stepped on by Kyle, and for the current Umi, the Colton revolver is like a womb, so this is how it ended up…

“But at least this Colton Revolver– I will not forgive you for the abominable weapon that pierced my brother’s head! Even if my body becomes a sponge with your bullets, I will definitely make the Colton Revolver tattered with my own bullets. It will appease my younger brother’s spirit!”

“Heeeeeh?!”

Still, I can’t be defeated here…!

Shingeomhapil… No, from the point of view of Umi, who has reached the level of divine unity, saying that he will open the gun is the same as saying that he will destroy Umi’s uterus!

“Well, that can’t be possible!!!”

Umi gritted her teeth and stamped her feet to get away from Kyle.

The kick hits Kyle’s solar plexus.

[Parrying technique successful!]

[When it is difficult to use a gun, let’s actively use parrying!]

“Ugh!”

When Kyle’s posture collapsed, Umi quickly crawled across the floor and took cover under nearby cover.

[TIP Avoidance]

[When the situation is not favorable, you should choose to avoid rather than fight. Cover nearby can be helpful. You can hide behind trees, rocks and even herds of buffalo!  But be sometimes careful! Wooden barrels are not bulletproof!]

“Huh, huh… !”

When I wipe away the tear stains and examine the uterus, there are speckled footprints.

‘It’s too much…!!’

Apparently, having my uterus trampled upon was too much. It’s not at the level where tears come out.

As a woman, the place that should always be carefully protected and kept clean was weighed down by the dirty soles of boots with all kinds of dust stuck to them after going in and out of salons and bars.

Umi gently rubbed the outside of the uterus and removed the dirty straw.

“Ugh… !!”

There is a mess of dirt sticking into the uterine cavity as well.

This time, rather than being forced to do it at a gun shop, I had to polish my guns with the sincerity of caring for my guns… Although Woomi was determined to do so.

Even that is useless unless you survive the bloody battle with Kyle.

[The gun is in very dirty condition, so shooting is currently impossible. We need to import firearms.]

“Ugh, ugh… ! Don’t say it’s dirty… !”

The problem was that it was difficult to fire a firearm now.

‘Rapid-Fire Jack’s main weapon is the accurate and clean rapid-fire ability of pulling out a Colton revolver.

However, it is only effective in situations where a firearm can be used.

“… It’s not normal either.”

Colton revolver in the holster from the beginning… No, targeting Umi’s womb was probably an intentional raid.

As Kyle said, the current Umi has been banned from using firearms.

But Kyle is different.

I peek out from behind the cover to check, and before I know it, Kyle has stood up and is holding a pistol in one hand, looking for Umi.

“… Where are you hiding! Rapid-fire Jack!”

It was discovered during the coyote attack that Kyle’s shooting skills were also top-notch.

If you jump out of cover with a half-baked strategy, you will lose your life with just one shot and [Game Over] Will appear.

Of course, even if the bullet was aimed at Colton’s revolver, it would be the same experience for Umi.

‘Then…’

Umi put her hand into the gun maintenance tool pocket on her waist.

Gun import tools containing toothbrushes, rough cloths, steel oil, etc.

Even though his womb was trampled and rolled around noisily, fortunately he was able to hang on to his waist.

One choice.

Quickly wipe the dirty uterus with the gun tool you have and shoot.

Considering that the method of importing guns was taught in the previous step, it is likely that this method of destruction is what the game system induces.

Even though I went to a gun shop because I didn’t know how to maintain it,

In the future, as you progress through the game, there will be many instances where you will need to repair your gun ‘on the fly’.

You can’t go to a gun shop for every battle.

This prologue battle is a test of that agility and manipulation skill.

But.

‘… No. That’s impossible…’

Umi shook her head.

No matter how well she has trained her uterus as a magic girl, there is no way she could survive having her uterus scrubbed with a toothbrush without making any sound.

Moreover, Umi’s uterus has been trampled here and there, and her stomach needs careful grooming at the gunsmith shop.

‘I’ll probably have to open it up to the inside and wash it thoroughly, but…’

However, in this imminent situation, there is no such time.

If you import a gun while she’s complaining, you’ll be caught right away, and you’ll be shot with a toothbrush stuck in her cervix.

It is an ugly death.

‘Then…’

The weapon as [Rapid Fire Jack] Has been sealed.

But.

The possibility of magic as a [Post-womb magic girl] Remains.

Umi thought about the list of mission cards in her head, wondering if there was any magic that could be useful in the current situation.

Two options.

‘… Should I do Dogeja naked?’

No. Dismissed.

I wouldn’t know if I fell into the body of an ordinary female college student, Woomi. She does doggeza in the guise of a middle-aged man, ‘Jack of the Rapid Death’, but it doesn’t seem like the magic will work.

‘Then…’

As Umi was racking her brain for the possibility of option 3, her hand touched something in her pocket.

‘… This?!’