Chapter 309 – Side Story) Postwomb Cowboy ~ Rapid Death Magical Girl Episode 9

Kyle felt the grip of her pistol in her hand and looked around her.

‘You’re quicker than you look.’

Because of the pain from being kicked, he probably couldn’t have gone far, but he disappeared from sight as if it were smoke.

But that’s what hunting is all about. The prey does not know that it is being hunted until it is hunted.

Of course, that applies not only to Jack, but also to Kyle himself.

Jack’s rapid-fire skills, which I saw at lunch, were truly worthy of his reputation. He proved that the rumors about his ability to catch a coyote in an instant were not false.

‘But it’s okay. Jack’s revolver is probably unusable right now.’

He made sure he didn’t carry an extra gun. In that case, all Jack has now is a revolver that is dirty from being rubbed on the dirt floor.

Even if you are not an expert, you can infer that if you fire such a gun carelessly, it will quickly break down.

In other words, it is only Jack who is threatened by bullets.

Now, just like a rat, aim for the moment when Jack’s hidden shadow appears and feed him a bullet.

‘Where are you hiding, Jack?’

He was hiding a knife behind his back to avenge his younger brother.

And Jack, a poor soul who, like himself, wandered aimlessly to avenge his family.

One of the two ends their revenge here.

It is about ending the tiresome chain of resentment.

That was the moment I was thinking that.

Green onion!

The sound of hay shaking. The smell of living.

‘Are you planning on turning around and approaching from behind?’

Did you think close combat would be advantageous if you couldn’t use a gun?

If so, it is a foolish decision for ‘Rapid Fire Jack’.

‘His skill will cost him his life Jack…’ .’

His bullets are faster than his fists. Kyle has been honing his panning skills with Jack as his role model for his moment of revenge.

With that thought in mind, Kyle turned around, and Jack’s human image came into view along with the now dark night air.

“… No?!”

Kyle couldn’t believe his eyes.

Jack’s right hand appears behind his back and is pointing towards the holster.

A movement similar to trying to take out a gun prepared in a holster.

‘Did you clean your firearm in that short period of time? Oh, or one more spare gun?

Kyle’s mind was spinning at the unexpected number.

‘Rapid Fire Jack’s fast draw skills are so amazing that it feels like a bullet has already been fired the moment he touches the gun in the holster.

It will be too late if you respond while you’re at it.

Kyle gritted his teeth.

‘B-but I’ll be faster!’

Kyle slightly turned his gun and aimed at Umi’s holster.

Taang!

Due to the bullet’s fierce speed and power, the holster explodes, revealing Woomi’s secret weapon hidden inside.

“… W-what?!”

What was inside the holster.

It wasn’t Jack’s Colton revolver or the spare firearm that Kyle expected.

A round, shaved penis-shaped dildo… !

Kyle’s expression was filled with astonishment as he looked at the [Longhorn’s Horn] Sculpture with bullets stuck in it and split apart.

“Uh, why is it like that?! Big, big!”

Only then did Kyle realize that he had been distracted by the bait.

“This is… Because it’s the punishment for recklessly kicking my womb… !!”

It was already too late to stop the special Umi kick from heading towards his groin.

* * *

The operation was a success.

[You have won the prologue battle!]

A gamble on the fact that she was overly conscious of her reputation as a ‘jack of rapid fire’.

It was a strategy based on the idea that if you make a fast draw preliminary move at the same time as showing your appearance, attention will be drawn to it, and you will be stopped from shooting.

Of course, the biggest contributor to this operation was the horn dildo that Pete handed over.

By inserting a horn dildo, not only was it possible to hide the uterus inside the body rather than in a holster.

It naturally fell into the holster instead of the uterus, even tricking Kyle.

Indeed… The Red Dead Tumbleweed series where every passing scene becomes a foreshadowing.

I never would have thought that even such a trivial comedy scene had meaning.

‘If you watch something like a western, a brooch with a lover’s photo on it becomes a lucky item that blocks bullets and saves your life.’

My life was saved thanks to the dildo.

The lucky item of a post-uterine magical girl is a dildo… Is it?

Umi felt somewhat complicated.

‘By the way…’

Umi looked down at Kyle who had lost her mind.

What should I do?

She’s unconscious now, but if she wakes up, she might attack her again, saying she’ll avenge her brother.

‘Is that really the revenge you want?’

I remembered what Pete said while holding up the horn dildo.

How much did they know about Kyle’s revenge?

Maybe Jack wasn’t saying those words only to himself.

‘People will come rushing in after hearing the gunshots, so we have to make a decision quickly.’

Kill Kyle or let him live.

The answer to that problem was obvious.

‘… I have no choice but to leave.’

Umi moved Kyle off the side of the road to prevent him from being robbed by the outlaws.

Kyle will probably chase Jack until she dies.

Maybe we’ll meet again by the end of this story.

‘But Kyle didn’t stop giving me her honorifics until the very end.’

On the one hand, Kyle’s actions showed respect for the man named Jack from Rapid Fire.

It will be a good rival in the story.

The two men.

‘… But what should we do from now on… ?’

However, Umi made up her mind and as soon as she stood up, she fell into trouble.

‘No matter how much this happened, I think I should tell Mac, the contract owner, and leave…’

The problem is that Kyle was leading the way to the inn where Mac was staying.

The night in the West had already become dark and there were no streetlights. Moreover, since Kyle had decided to bring Umi to the outskirts of the village to attack her, it seemed very difficult for Umi, who had trouble seeing directions, to go and find the inn on her own.

It was a moment when Umi was thinking and racking her brain in the middle of the road, not knowing what to do.

Rustle… !

The sound of a person approaching.

No matter how many gunshots there were, they appeared too quickly in these outskirts.

Could it be that he was an outlaw who appeared to pick up the soybean paste?

Umi instinctively pulled out her uterus and aimed it at her opponent.

“W-Who are you…?” ! “If you approach me carelessly, I will shoot you!”

“Hoo. “I heard a gunshot. Was it you?”

“Oh you… !”

Umi’s eyes sparkled at the familiar voice.

“… Gun store guy… !”

* * *

I wonder if the setting of a former sheriff was there for no reason.

It is said that the gun dealer, who was looking around the neighborhood after dinner and pretending to be a vigilante, headed in this direction as soon as he heard gunshots.

“Anyway, it’s so bad. How many hours did it take for the gun to become so dirty?”

“Right… Wow.”

“If it were like that, the trigger wouldn’t work properly. Wow. “I was threatened with a gun in an absurd condition.”

As soon as we entered the well-lit gun shop, the gun shop spoke in an almost scolding tone.

“… Something like that happened.”

“There must have been. “Something worth risking your life to fight with that man.”

The gunsmith said, laying down a stunned Kyle, his eyes white.

If Umi had been alone, she wouldn’t have been able to bring Kyle, but meeting the gun store was a stroke of luck.

Moreover, since he is a former sheriff who knows the geography of this town well, he would also know the location of the inn where Mac is staying.

“Well, let’s listen to the details slowly… “Have you had dinner?”

“Oh, not yet…”

After hearing the gunsmith’s words, Umi finally realized that the battle had been fought without even having dinner. As the tension subsides, hunger sets in.

“Hmm. Well then, there’s nothing special, but I have leftover oat oatmeal and rye bread for dinner. “I’ll bring you a rag to clean the firearm. Would that be okay?”

“Oh, no, it’s okay. “I can take care of it!”

Umi was startled and waved her hand.

I’m grateful for the gun shop’s kindness, but no matter how much I think about it, I couldn’t get it done here again.

When Umi remembered what had happened a few hours ago, when she had inserted a toothbrush into her cervix and cleaned it without a moment of hesitation, she felt her back start shaking.

“There is nothing to decline. Actually, I am very interested in your firearm, so I feel like I want to take care of it again and again.”

“Ugh… !”

Gentle yet natural coercion.

It was as if he would have to leave the gun shop immediately if he was not allowed to service his firearm.

Umi had no choice but to lose.

“Great… However.”

But there are some things you can’t give up.

“Just?”

“… You can give me anything to eat, but if you clean your firearm, please use a new cloth instead of a rag…” .”

“…? That’s tricky. What. I understand.”

* * *

“Okay. I was on my way to Kansas with cattle and something like that happened.”

The gunsmith, who had finished repairing the gun while listening to Umi’s story, raised his head from the table.

At the same time, the gunsmith’s eyebrows twist slightly.

“… Anyway, can’t you eat your food a little more cleanly? Even though I know the dining etiquette of cowboys, I don’t know.”

“Huh, huh… ! Goo, goo, ugh…”

Oat oatmeal and uneaten pieces of bread scattered here and there on the table. I would believe it even though it was a scene where pigs went on a rampage.

Even a beggar who had been starving for a week would have eaten more calmly.

“Yeah, but… !”

But from Umi’s perspective, it was unavoidable.

Who would have known that in the middle of a meal, he would suddenly bring a steaming bucket and come under the table to clean the uterus?

It is expected that it will be an event scene where guns are originally left at the gun shop and rapid fire jacks are eaten separately.

Since the uterus cannot be separated, it must have come under the table while eating and started importing.

However, there is no way I can eat comfortably while my uterus is being scrubbed with a cloth until it becomes shiny.

Only after an intense meal where she couldn’t tell whether the oatmeal went into her mouth or nose, Umi checked her clean uterus with blurry eyes.

“Eww… Hmm.”

The uterus, which had regained its bright red color and soft mucous membrane color, appeared very healthy.

When I lightly touch it with my finger, a rush of pleasure rushes up to my upper waist.

“Hmm… !”

Sensitivity is also normal.

No… I wish this would be reduced a bit.

“… Ah, thank you anyway…”

“What is this? “

The gunsmith who cleared the table accepted Umi’s thanks with a nod of his head.