Chapter 319 – Side Story) Postwomb Cowboy ~ Rapid-Fire Magical Girl Episode 19 (Complete)

“Haha… “Have you been released?”

In front of a small warehouse that was the residence of the Black Hour gang.

Umi and her group are in the same location as they were a few hours before they hid inside the warehouse.

“Oh, I can’t believe I’m still alive. Hey, Cherry. Would you like to try pulling the ball?”

As Kate sat down in front of Cherry, her cheeks tingled, she realized with her whole body that she had succeeded in escaping from the Black Hour gang.

“… You really escaped.”

Russian Roulette. There were no casualties in the roulette of death, which was thought to senselessly take the life of one out of six people.

So does he. At that moment, Umi clearly overwhelmed the people present with just the atmosphere.

No matter how much the Black Hour gang members fought back, they didn’t seem to be tempted to attack the superhuman who put the muzzle of a revolver in his mouth and spit out the bullets without any trouble.

‘I lost, Jack. I will probably never see something like today again. … I feel sorry for the kidnapping that my subordinates carried out. I will take responsibility for my involvement in the business announcement and withdraw.’

The reason why Black’s voice became polite was probably because he saw with his own eyes that there was no deception in Jack’s appearance.

“Well, how did you do it, Jack?”

“… Yes?”

“I mean bullets! Surely you haven’t been practicing your ability to block bullets with your mouth?”

Kate, who had been unable to keep up with the situation in the warehouse with a blank expression on her face, finally seemed to have the time to speak out.

“… That’s not it.”

“Then what happened?”

Kate grabbed Umi’s face and parted her lips and began to examine her closely.

‘… I’m somehow embarrassed…’

Umi looked up at Kate with her face turning bright red.

‘Isn’t this a very uninhibited behavior even if you just think of it as Jack, a middle-aged man?’

It seemed like Kate realized that fact at the same time that Umi remembered it.

Kate releases her hand in an instant and kicks a ground ball. Sorry, sorry! He shouted and fanned her face, then cleared his throat.

“Hmm. Hmm! Sir, excuse me. Anyway, there are surprisingly no wounds in my mouth. No, I actually feel like the wounds are less than before… ?”

“Well, that can’t be possible, right Kate? A person’s wounds cannot be erased or painted over… !”

Yikes. Umi added that the effect of the uterine sound dispersion may have affected Jack’s appearance.

“… Then what happened?”

Kate asked, puffing out her mouth.

She is a woman whose name is a famous detective. She sees a huge mystery before her eyes and there is no way she can ignore it.

How should I explain this? Umi glanced at the exploding chat window with her eyes.

[What does it mean to catch a bullet with a crazy mouth? Are you sure the developer was good at writing stories?]

[Ah, if you get behind in just 1 chapter, the game is over haha]

[After watching this, I learned how to win at Russian roulette… All I had to do was not die. Now I’m going to Kangwon Land to become rich.]

[Change? I guess it was true that game companies were making noise due to lack of investment funds.]

[I know that most people don’t fire all three shots at themselves in that scene… It seems like Sujak was trying to do something unreasonable because he had to somehow save the main character and continue the story.]

[No, he had a pendant in his mouth lol]

As expected, the chat was in chaos.

Woomi’s eyes widened when she saw one of them.

“… To tell the truth, it’s not a big deal.”

“Yes?”

“Her wife protected everyone.”

Since there was a cliche worth using, Umi decided to quote it as is.

Moreover, it fits Jack’s narrative.

The ID that made the comment is also an account that has been giving speedwagon-like explanations for a while.

Perhaps, if Umi’s guess is correct… Isn’t that person the story writer of Red Dead Tumbleweed who was watching this broadcast?

“The moment I was kidnapped by the gangsters, I was putting a pendant with a picture of my wife in my mouth that I had secretly been carrying.”

“Ah…”

The chat window is filled with cheers that one is right, hooks that are still coming to mind, and emoticons drinking makgeolli as if intoxicated by the established cliche of a scene where one gets shot.

“It just so happened that the pendant blocked the bullet and saved his life. It’s no big deal.”

Kate, who heard Umi’s words, looked like she had a lot to say. Instead of asking how that was realistically possible, Kate changed her words.

“Wife… “You were there?”

“… Yes. The family that the outlaw I was chasing killed was…”

“What. I understand. “I’m also a married woman.”

“Huh?”

Umi was rather shocked by the unexpected confession.

“Surprisingly, you ended up picking a gun due to a similar story to mine, Jack. I don’t know the details, but as a detective, it’s rude to interrogate the trivial, so I won’t ask. “

Kate lowered her head.

“Just… Thank you for protecting everyone. Rapid-fire Jack.”

“Thank you…”

Cherry Anderson also followed Kate in expressing her gratitude to Umi.

Instead of answering, Umi buttoned the open holster.

‘What… Is this the solution?’

I really felt like I was the main character in a western movie.

* * *

“It seems that this is the end of the campaign that can be revealed on broadcast. If you’re curious about what happens next, it would be a good idea to purchase and play the officially released Red Dead Tumbleweed 3!”

Heeju’s voice is heard. Is our relationship in this world coming to an end?

After sending Cherry Anderson back safely, he received thanks from Homer and Charles.

After receiving a generous amount of compensation, I was about to part ways with Kate and enjoy a staycation at an inn.

‘Isn’t the timing so amazing?’

You made me suffer like this, but I can’t believe you’re trying to end it just because you want to rest comfortably with the money you earn in this world.

‘… Well, of course it’s best to go home and rest.’

Although I feel a bit nauseous, I still feel like I want to go home.

“The amount of broadcast time is wow. It took over 5 hours. “It’s not an all-time record, but if I had eaten noodles, I would have burned out while playing the game.”

Unlike Hee-ju, who enjoys campaign games, Woo-mi stayed here for three days.

While playing Russian roulette, I quickly started to want to see each and every person I saw on the street.

Umi also felt that it was time to go back.

“Ha. Wait, what is this achievement?”

Hearing Heeju’s voice, Woomi’s eyes turn to the message window that appears in front of her.

[Achievement]

[Losing her wife’s pendant]

[Conclude Chapter 1-1, including the prologue, without killing any characters.]

“Ah.”

Come to think of it, I guess that’s it.

The first bullet he tried to fire meaningfully only ended up hunting the coyote, and he also saved Kyle, who had aimed the gun due to his betrayal, alive.

In addition, Russian roulette, where one out of six people must survive, was completed without any sacrifice.

[I’ve hastened another useless death…]

A quote from Jack in rapid fire comes to mind. Perhaps the play influenced by this one word may have been Umi’s play now.

No. Maybe Rapid Fire Jack was secretly hoping for it in his heart.

A way to live a life without meaningless killing and free from revenge.

If Jack made the choice to save everyone in Russian Roulette by using the pendant with his wife’s photo as a shield, it would definitely be…

‘Just.’

Outside the game story.

If you think about it, wouldn’t it have been something that went against the purpose of a promotional broadcast for a new FPS game?

As expected from Woomi, the game broadcast chat that Heeju had turned on was exploding.

[It’s an FPS promotional broadcast, but it ends without even showing the impact of shooting and killing people haha]

[The choice of not killing Kyle is big, but it’s also the same thing that I didn’t do in the warehouse infiltration scene after that, haha]

[It’s an ability to choose the amazing option of not shooting and finish it haha]

[That… In a promotional broadcast?]

[Wow, this is my first time watching someone’s achievements while watching this game broadcast.]

[Oh, I have to show you how to shoot a gun, but you can’t do that achievement lol]

[Oh, I thought Hee-joo was good at eating, but she eats well enough to pay for promotional expenses for game companies.]

[No haha]

[ㄴFirst game room outsourcing is a waste of money to pay for promotional expenses haha]

[Ah, this is the karma that was entrusted to Mukbang Mesgaki, so what can you game companies do lol]

[Ending the campaign without killing anyone in an FPS is so crazy!]

[Ah, shocking mistake. I was trying to call it shocking]

[In a way, I think shoeing is also true haha]

[Fuck haha]

[In fact, I think it was Heeju’s desperate control to hide the fact that she was a bitch about her aim]

[After eliminating all options for receiving true education… The game is over]

[ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ In a way, it’s great]

[Let’s just do a mukbang with Heeju]

“Ooh, uhhh… !!”

Unable to ban viewers, Hee-joo grits her teeth and even sheds tears.

The broadcast ended with an all-time facial expression.

* * *

Afterword.

Heeju, who showed a rare achievement in her first outsourced game broadcast, ended up receiving all kinds of truly educational chats from viewers, but later, it was recognized as an all-time great play broadcast, leading to a slight increase in subscribers.

In addition, it seems that the Red Dead Tumbleweed production company’s loss situation has recovered in its own way as it became known that the Easter egg that allows everyone to survive in Chapter 1’s Russian Roulette ends with Jack’s explosive emotional epic in the second half.

“Even if you continue playing without killing anyone until the end of the game, it looks like you can use Kyle as a companion in the [Wilderness Duel] Revenge match against the final boss Black.”

“Kyle… In the end, we become colleagues.”

I was concerned until the end, but it seems there is a route to holding hands in the end.

As expected, the choice to save him was not wrong.

“… Do you know Joo-hyuk better than you think?”

“What. Since I’ve been a fan for a long time, I know all the settings well enough to know them at a glance. I also watched Heeju’s broadcast.”

“… Ha? “You didn’t say that in front of Heeju.”

“Well, if I had told her that I watched the broadcast, she would have been in such a mood all day long that she would have said nothing else.”

But. Umi also understood.

So Umi also didn’t reveal to anyone that she was actually playing as ‘Rapid Jack’ after returning from her Wild West.

I can also describe my experience of becoming a post-uterine cowboy and shooting a gun into my uterus.

It’s like walking around with such shame that it wouldn’t be unreasonable to bite your tongue and commit suicide if you showed it to others.

By the way, was Joo-hyuk also watching all the scenes of himself shooting into the uterus, trimming the uterus, performing a self-removal of the uterus, and playing Russian roulette? ?

… No way.

“Anyway, Umi, you don’t have anything special to do today, so why did you follow me to my room? “This week’s mission card is over, so there’s no more magical girl work.”

While trying to sip the tea that Joo-hyuk served, Woo-mi made a sad expression.

“… Uh, uh, um. That’s right…”

Umi rolled her eyes.

In the end, Woomi couldn’t bear it anymore and turned her eyes to the crotch of Joohyuk’s pants.

“Yes, that’s right. Joo Hyuk you, you, you… !  Hey, isn’t it piled up these days?”

“What?”

Woomi continued speaking without being intimidated by Joo-hyuk’s dumbfounded expression.

“Well, he’s like that too… ! Every day, because of the sex slave contract, I was given one step at a time… “It’s been a month since then, so I guess it’s piled up a lot, right?”

“… No. Hey, you can remove it by yourself, so it might not be as piled up as you think… What are you making me say more than that!”

As Joo-hyuk scratched her head with a shocked expression, Woo-mi smiled to herself.

You don’t go to great lengths to deny it.

For some reason, he desperately tried to stop me from checking the trash can as soon as I entered my room. Is there something stabbing me?

“It’s the same today! The expression on my face throughout lunch was subtly sinister… ! My, my sexual desire… Because it looks dangerous if we don’t take care of it!”

“… Isn’t it Umi? Didn’t Umihol come instead?”

“Do you want to die?

Although she can’t reveal to others that she lived as a cowboy in the West, Umi also learned a lot from there.

Just as Rapid Death Jack had his wife’s shadow to keep him from following in the same footsteps as Kyle due to his desire for revenge.

The fact that he, too, has the support of Joo Hyuk – the fact that he has been able to endure without collapsing despite all the pressures of Azot.

Therefore… I can do at least this much.

I never held back while licking the inside of my uterus to get the bullet out during Russian roulette… It’s not like the dam finally broke, and the water burst out.

“Rain, although I can only do this… “No, I’m always grateful, so don’t feel pressured.”

As Joo-hyuk hesitated and pulled down the zipper, Woo-mi opened her mouth with a mischievous expression.

“Then, Boo, I’ll ask you a favor.”

“Hello.”

When I close my mouth, it is filled with objects of considerable size. Umi’s eyes became hazy as she felt the deepest part of her throat being violated.

‘Well, that’s not true, what if this person gets horny… !’

For a moment, Umi lost her senses after being completely absorbed.

“… Puh, puhp?!”

Even without a single flick of her tongue, the scent of semen suddenly fills her mouth. The flood of semen suddenly exploded like a torrent and poured down my throat.

“Chokkolok. W-what… ! Really!”

When I drop the dick from my mouth, the remaining semen drips onto the tea. Umi gurgled with her semen for a while, and then she gulped down the tea, not even realizing what had fallen into it.

It took less than 10 seconds to put it in her mouth.

“Oh, so much has piled up that you’re going to pack it up right away? “Cough, cologne.”

However, when she saw Joo-hyuk not knowing what to do, Umi somehow felt funny and smiled.

This is the only moment where Woomi, who has been doing all kinds of dirty things and often leaving first, can say, “You’re such a scum.”

“… Premature ejaculation.”

Woomi’s expression at this moment must be as devilish as Heeju’s.

However, Joo-hyuk deftly responded to Woo-mi’s words.

“Joe, please call me rapid ejaculation, not premature ejaculation.”

“…?!?!”

Umi’s blood ran cold.

That one word is nothing short of Rapid Fire Jack’s trademark.

“And Umi, you probably know that the feeling in your mouth is so good that it’s hard to resist… Oops.”

As the number of confirmed kills continued, Joo-hyuk realized his mistake and covered his mouth.

[This week’s mission card is over, so there is no more magical girl work]

Why did I know that this week’s mission card was already over?

[What. Since I’ve been a fan for a long time, I know all the settings well enough to know them at a glance.]

The person who thought it was a speedwagon… I’m not the story writer… Joo Hyuk?

[… No. Oh, you can take it out by yourself, so it might not be as piled up as you think.]

The reason I actively avoided checking the trash can… To hide traces of what you did from last night until the end of the broadcast?

Umi’s face was colored like the setting sun in a western movie.

“Ooh, don’t be ridiculous! For a moment! How much of the broadcast did you watch?”

“… No comment.”

“It’s up to no one to comment!!”

It wasn’t long before the two, who had been bickering for a while, ended up in a rapid-fire confrontation.