Chapter 36 – Episode 36 I Don’t Like This Kind of Yoga, [Magical Swadhishthana]!

“The magic called [Magical Swadhishthana]… It is a magic that postpones the climax, saves it, and then accumulates that power in the heartstone.”

“Postponing the climax… ?”

Umi’s ears perk up at Terus’ words.

I climax just by inserting the vibrator needed for battle into my vagina, climax just by taking it out, and climax when it gets rubbed or rubbed while attacking…

Not only does it make you look unsightly to people, it’s also difficult to concentrate on battle, and if you do something wrong, you end up giving yourself a chance… Zenith. This is the problem that Umi chose as the first thing to be solved through this battle.

Even though it is not a flashy combat-type magic that Umi would welcome,

Isn’t delaying the climax the magic Umi needs most?

“However, [Magical Swadhishthana] Can only be used when wearing a magic girl costume!”

“… It doesn’t matter though! But what does that magic name mean?!”

“Swadhishthana is one of the chakra energies treated in Hindu yoga. Yoga is a mental training method that trains the body and mind through specific postures. “You’ve probably tried something like yoga before!”

“Well…”

I have tried following simple yoga that was posted on a video platform.

“The original meaning of yoga has a long history dating back to BC! The essential meaning is to amplify the internal chakra and practice unity with God. Chakra refers to the center of power that is believed to be located in various places in the human body.

Among the 88,000 center points of power mentioned here, the six most important points are called channel nadi. Among them, the energy of the chakra in the channel located above the genitals below the navel is called swadishthan. “

“Below the navel, above the genitals…”

Umi looked at her place. Below the navel, above the genitals, where the heart-shaped tattoo is located.

“For men, it refers to the prostate and testes, and for women, it refers to the uterus and ovaries.”

“Umm…”

Is it because it is magic related to the uterus, the area where the heartstone is located? Umi listens to Terus’s explanation.

“As you can see by looking at the part that controls it, Swadhishthana is also a channel of sexual energy. It controls sexual energy, morality, sexual desire, and pleasure, and is said to be the source of fertility, creativity, and vitality.

Magical Swadhishthana is a magic that utilizes the chakra energy associated with these sexes.

Umi, the energy that you feel and climax is converted into Swadhishthana chakra and stored up, and stored as usable energy at once. This also matches the image of the channel that transforms sexual desire into vitality. “

Umi becomes dizzy due to Terus’ tirade.

Chakra, Swadhishthana… Why is this type of knowledge so extensive on the subject of magical girl mascots? I would believe it if I said I only took classes related to my major at university.

Anyway, I understood that magic comes from the chakra, which mainly contains sexual energy.

“So… Magical Swadhikap?”

“… Magical Swadhishthanada kya.”

“Okay, that’s all I need to understand. Then what should I do to use that [Magical Swadhishthana]?”

“As I said, to open the Swadhishthana channel, yoga movements must be done together! The first step is to take a yoga pose that opens the chakra channels, and the second step is to shout out embarrassing and obscene words to the point where you can shake off your self-shame!”

“Oh, I see… Uh? What is that… What… ?!”

“First, I will teach you about yoga postures. There are many yoga movements that open the chakras, but it is important to adopt a yoga posture appropriate for Swadhishthana! The posture recommended here is Supta Badda Konasana. In other words, there is a reclining goddess pose and a reclining butterfly pose.

Here’s how to do the pose: Lie down on the pavilion while looking at the sky, and place both arms at your sides. Then, spread your hips and knees, expose your crotch as hard as you can, and bring your feet together. It is important to press your legs tightly against the floor and open your hips flexibly!

An amazing pose that relieves pelvic tension and improves flexibility, muscular endurance, leg strength, and hip correction. This movement is the yoga movement that opens the Swadhishthana channel, Supta Badda Konasana. Wow!”

“…”

Words alone cannot create a picture in your mind.

Umi decides to use her cell phone to search for a phrase called Suptabadakkonasana, which is difficult to even write down in words. After a few search failures due to typos, I ended up changing the name and searching while in the lying butterfly position.

What appears in search results are illustrations and photos of people doing yoga with their lower bodies wide open. It’s as if she’s lying down, looking up, with her feet together and round.

Umi becomes dizzy at her pose, which seems to create the upside-down Venus symbol ♀. Are we seeing symbols related to astrology here too?

“…”

But this obscene attitude… When she battles, she ends up wearing that vulgar magical girl costume… ?

If you do this, the forceps and garter belt that pull the labia minora will be pulled tight, and not only the mucous membrane but also the anal folds will be visible…

Moreover, if it’s like this, it’s as if it emphasizes the uterus that has come down shakily…

Haha… Lie…”

When Umi sees an incredibly shameful picture of herself, she ends up reacting as if she were dumbfounded.

“It’s not a lie! This pose is the most powerful yoga pose that stimulates the chakra channel, Swadhishthana!”

“This… Shameful attitude… There’s no way you can do it…”

“It is also perfect as a yoga pose that simply relieves fatigue from the entire body and helps maintain hip joint health! It also helps with easy delivery!”

“Why did I suddenly have an easy birth…?” .”

“When it comes to shameful acts, what I have done so far is not that easy. Try it on the bed while you’re resting! “It would be helpful to practice your posture at least once!”

“…”

If you think about it that way, there is nothing left to say. It definitely seems less difficult than public masturbation… No, the comparison is strange… Umi’s standards for shame are becoming strange.

Still, Umi decides to listen to Terus’ words for now. If you just practice postures, it’s the same as regular yoga.

Umi lays down on the bed with her feet crossed. Then, try to imitate the posture described by Terus, the lying butterfly posture.

Straighten your spine and lie down looking at the ceiling. Open the hips and spread her thighs wide enough to make the jig bulge and stand out. For movements that require flexibility, “Ugh…” .” While doing so, a moan escapes.

My body feels more relaxed and feels better than I expected. My hip joints and spine are relaxed, and muscles that aren’t used are stimulated, so I feel pretty good.

“Hmm… Even though my posture is weird, it’s okay…”

No problem. Since it is a yoga movement, it is natural to relax your body and feel good.

“In that state, you’re spewing out vulgar, vulgar, and obscene language!”

“…”

Umi, tingling, looks at Terus. It’s a look that seems to be sincere. Well, let’s see, she’s in the posture of a lying goddess and has a pouty expression, so it’s just cute.

“… What is it?”

“Why the fuck are you doing this to me?”

“… That’s what I want to say.”

“Now, this position alone would be obscene enough, but what… I’m asking you to do more…”

Umi asks, covering her face with both hands.

“A person’s energy is divided according to the activation level of Swadhishthana Chakra! Before Swadhishthana is activated, there are sexual obsessions, addictions, shame and self-criticism. However, once Swadhishthana is activated, you become a transcendent being who can even postpone the climax.”

“… So?”

“Shouting out dirty words to manifest Swadhishthana shows the will to overcome even such shameful feelings. It’s a spell that takes you to the next level of transcendence!”

“Tsk…”

In Umi’s mind, an image of herself spouting obscene language while in the Suptabadakkonasana pose appears. If you do something like that in a place with more people than the convenience store where you fought the monster this time…

“I can’t…” . It doesn’t eliminate the climax, it just postpones it…  It’s just needlessly embarrassing…”

Umi shook his head and buried his face in his pillow.

“… Delaying the climax is a penalty. What do you mean?”

“Huh… ?”

Umi can’t believe her ears when she hears Terus’ words.

“I climax a lot because of the uterus, so isn’t it a magic that postpones climaxes that might occur during battle?”

“If you want to use it, you can use it for that purpose, but…”

Terus says that and says scary words.

“The climax that was postponed will come all at once later… “It’s not a good idea.”

“… ?!?!”

“I’ll say it again. The magic called [Magical Swadhishthana] Is… It is a magic that postpones the climax, saves it, and then accumulates that power in the heartstone.”

“Uh…”

Umi carefully interprets those words. That means, contrary to what you think, the purpose of Magical Swadhishthana is not to delay the climax, but rather a penalty… The real purpose is to accumulate that power in the heartstone…

“Then what is it, what are you doing by gathering the chakra-peak energy into the heart stone…?” ?”

“It’s a special move.”

“…”

“Rather than wielding a magic weapon, you shoot magic bullets directly from the cervix.”

“Don’t use it! Damn that kind of technology!!!!!”

Umi suddenly shouts and goes under the blanket.

As if I was wasting time, I gather all the mission cards and prepare well.

“Why are the magics so strange and crazy… It’s okay. Now I’m going to sleep until dinner… I thought it was a useful magic, but when I saw it looked like this, it was [Magical Transformation]… This might be strange too… I’m disappointed…”

Umi whimpers and waves his hand towards Terus. Hehe, it means go now.

“… I got it. “I had a hard time all morning.”

Umi sighed and laid down her tired face on the pillow.

In the situation of Umi, who wants to somehow shape her own destiny, such shallow and pervert techniques are just cruel.

However, it is the fate of a magical girl to ultimately use any skill to defeat the monster.

Even though Umi herself was angry, she was aware of it.

When you face the next monster, even if you have to build up your climax count and fire magic bullets.

She will definitely continue to live her life as a magical girl.