Chapter 1 – The Greatest Hypnotist of All Time, Blaspheming God

“Huh!”

“Ha!”

The minions suddenly start doing push-ups in an upright position.

“Take him out? What are you doing?”

“Sorry, my body is running wild!”

“What?”

The masked knight tried to move but was blocked by something and panicked.

“Is it your fault!”

I feel good.

“Goddess. Please introduce yourself first.”

“Do you want to disappear from here right now? If I make up my mind… My name is Beleira. 4th class god, likes to collect shells, and her specialties are fire magic and dimensional magic… Eh?”

The goddess revealed her bewilderment.
Why am I saying these things? It was something I didn’t understand at all.
First of all, should I turn on the safety device?

“All acts of aggression against me are prohibited.”

“Ugh…!!”

Goddess Leila seemed to feel something.

“What have you done to me?”

“A little joke.”

“Yes, you bastard! You’re not someone you can talk to freely. Can’t you just step back!”

“Don’t you understand the situation? Leila, wake up.”

I looked at the goddess and said.

“Ah, ugh…!”

The goddess who was sitting gracefully listened to me and removed her body from her chair.

“Layra-sama!?”

The knight shouted in bewilderment, but he was probably more embarrassed.

“I don’t know. I can’t go against this man’s words. Not at all…”

“From now on, I am your god.”

“…!”

She took it as an insult, but the goddess glared at me like she was going to kill me.
If she could be burned with the light of her eyes, she probably would have done it a long time ago.
Maybe she’s really trying.
But there’s no problem with the safety device. Layra can’t hurt me.

“Thanks to you guys being rude, I feel very dirty right now.
Shall we take some time to reflect?”

“What···?”

“When we discipline in our world, we also give corporal punishment. Don’t be nervous. Leila, one hundred squats.”

“Su… Kwa?”

Oh, maybe you don’t know the term.
I thought it would be crisp in human culture because it is natural to communicate in our language, but it seems that there are individual differences.
I roll up my arm sleeves for no reason and show a leisurely demonstration.

“Spread your legs shoulder-to-shoulder apart, arms forward. This is a hip-down motion.
If you come down and come up, I’ll hit you once.”

“·······.” “·······.”

The two of them were at a loss for words at the eccentricities I was carrying out.

“You see? One hundred squats. Start.”

“Oh···!?”

Leila started squatting as I showed her.

“Be conscious of your glutes.”

“S-Stop it! Now!”

“Stop what? You’re doing it.”

The fabric of her slit dress rustled whenever the curve of Leila’s hips was accentuated, and she was barely revealing her private parts.

“Ugh! Ugh!”

You’re struggling to resist my orders, but it’s futile.
It has already been tested and verified several times. The best resistance she can do is, at best, to frown.

“Even if it’s hard, you should smile. Smile beautifully while being punished.”

Layra loses the freedom to put on her stern expression and continues her squat with a beaming smile on her face.
Meanwhile, the knight was yelling at her torso slamming her body into a wall that didn’t seem to be watching her Leila.

“Layla-sama, I’ll help you now! Sup! Heuuuuu!”

I sat astride her chair as Laira used to sit in her, watching her Laira’s ass leisurely.
As I did that, I became more and more angry.

If you can’t go back to your original world, you have to go to a new world. However, I have no intention of falling into a world without answers.
Let’s use the goddess to go to a good place. To a place where the civilization level is moderate and there are many pretty women.

“Stop this ridiculous thing right now.”

The goddess’ voice was much softer than before.

“It’s funny. What a great workout. How does it feel to get fit?”

From behind, slap Leila’s butt with your hand.
Then the knight almost screamed and struggled.

“If you get out of here, I’ll tear you to pieces and kill you!”

“·······.”

I looked at Leila and thought of her.

“Now that I see it, something seems to be lacking.”

What’s missing? Get up and go in front of Leila.

“Ah! Put her hand on the back of her neck and expose her armpits.”

“~~~~!”

Leyra let out a soundless scream, exposing her armpits.
It’s clean. Maybe the goddess does her hair removal too? Or is it not original?

“Her ass down deeper.”

I bring a chair and sit in front of her.
Suddenly, Leila’s cheeks were burning red with shame.
A slit dress reveals Layra’s buttocks as the fabric rustles in her. The deeper place is not narrowly revealed, but that’s why it was delicious to see.

Gradually, Laira’s breath became thin.
This is the result of her desperate efforts to disobey my order.
Nothing has changed. It wasn’t until Leila did exactly one hundred squats I instructed before she stopped.

“What do you want?”

His eyes still hated me, but his voice showed some resignation.

“I want to decide for myself which world I will go to. I want you to help me in detail.”

“There is no God who would use someone like you as an agent!

“Leila. Sit on my lap.”

Layla walks over like a cat and sits on my lap.
Regardless of her will, of course.
I placed Layra in her arms and squeezed her ass.

“I didn’t hear you, could you say it again?”

“I don’t want to talk about it. I’ll make it even more embarrassing.”

“Answer me truthfully to what I ask.”
This keyword is simple but powerful. Because when you ask a question, Layra has to say what’s inside her heart.
Leila bit her lip.

“What could be more embarrassing?”

I suddenly put my hand in her and touched Laila’s chest. I remember the last thing I touched her breast before she died.
The touch of her skin is the landslide of the goddess. It’s so soft that it’s hard to believe.

“I don’t know.”

Leila cursed at me with her eyes.

“I had a pleasant thought.”

I pulled Laira’s slit dress up to her waist and ran my hand over her buttocks.
Wait, I think my hand is blurry or something? Now that I see it, my body is half incorporeal.

“Leila, what happened?”

“Since the soul is unstable, the more it talks or moves, the shorter its residence time.”

“What? So you can’t have sex with your soul state?!”

“…Mo, I can’t do it! I have no intention of doing it!”

Unbelievable. At this speed, it seems that it will disappear before ejaculation.

“How much is left?”

I must hurry.
Layra said with a look that she was reluctant to answer.

“Looks like it’s about an hour. If you move, it might be shorter.”

Leila has no choice but to answer my question truthfully, and she is not lying about this.
I need to get ready to go to another world soon.

“Even if you regret it now, it’s too late. You will perish after suffering the most terrible pain for insulting the goddess.”

I wondered why there was no word until now, but this article seems to have known my fate.
No matter how much I struggled, I couldn’t move a single step, so did you decide to put a curse on me?

“What have you seen so far?”

I have a Goddess.

“Please, Leila.”

“Who do you think will listen to your request? There’s no way. Just disappear!”

I snapped my fingers.

* * * *

You can feel the cool and clear air.
Inhale deeply into your lungs and exhale vigorously. I succeeded in transferring to another world.
As set, I fell in the middle of the forest.

There were various starting options such as a prisoner sentenced to death, a summon as a hero to save the kingdom, and a summon to a mysterious great sage, but I threw them all out.
It’s because I didn’t want to have any story or ointment when I was just transferring.

The important thing is from now on.
We started roughly in the forest, but we got what we needed.

“Status Open”

Level: 1
Status HP 50/50 MP 120/120

Belleira’s Blessing (True) 「Immunity to fire, fire magic power increase, all skill proficiency values ​​++」
Agent of the Goddess 「Communicates in all languages ​​and reads all characters. Qualification to cross the world.”

Stats
Strength 5 HP 7 Stamina 7 Agility 5

Skill
Fire Arrow (☆) – The most basic but practical fire magic. It is unstable and disappears quickly.

Check the Gaho and agent qualifications received from Leila.
Leila says that there are already agents of other gods in this world, so it is dangerous to encounter them, she says.
A big fight could happen between the gods.

Leila took a risk—I made her do it—but let me enter the world of another god.
What would I have to face with a dragon who would save the world anyway?
Let’s dodge well. Let’s enjoy our new life.

It is said that there are monsters in this world.
I heard that monsters from this forest can be defeated with basic magic.
You can’t be careless.

Now that I’ve received divine protection, I want to develop my strength to the point where I won’t die from being stabbed in vain.
Search for inhabited villages and defeat as many monsters as possible.

This was the goal in front of my eyes.

“Open inventory.”

I heard a brief explanation before coming, but it was unfamiliar because it was a function that did not exist in the original world.
The personal storage function and status guide given to the agent of the goddess.
After opening and closing it a few times, I realized I didn’t necessarily need the voice.

First of all, I checked some of the items I received from Belleira—I stole it.

[Starlight Clam] [Collective Bracelet] [Eight Colored Giant Clam] [Goddess Water Bottle]

Apparently, they asked for things that are good for travel, but at first glance, there are two items that look useless.
What the hell are you going to use clams for?
I couldn’t have purposely given you something useless. It seems that none of Layra’s possessions were special.

Let’s check them one by one.

“Goddess Water Bottle”

The water bottle moves from the personal locker to the hand.
The water bottle was a slim water bottle with a long snout, like something out of a story about a fox and a crane, but when shaken, it contained something like liquid.
Shall we drink right away?

“Hmm.”

(Fatigue has recovered.)

It was just water.
The peculiarity was that the bottled water did not dry out.
I poured it on the floor as a test, but it poured out endlessly.

“Good?”

Water is essential for human survival. Layla seemed to understand what I meant.
Since the focusing bracelet is a piece of equipment, I first put it on my wrist and took out a starlight shell.
It is a beautiful clam that is small enough to be held in one hand.

It seems like a good thing considering that when Layra took it out, she cried, “This is the only thing…”.
I didn’t know what it was worth. Shall we leave it to you later? If it turns out it’s a collectible, I’ll have to sell it.

The giant clam was just as big as its name.
Looking at it from the inventory, I felt it was large enough to sit on the floor like a mat, so I decided to look into it later.
I felt like I wanted to move quickly.

At that time, there was a loud shaking of the bushes.
I hid behind a large rock right nearby. Is that a monster?

It’s the first creature I’ve ever seen. They are neither human nor animal.
It was very monstrous, with a dwarf-like height, rugged green skin, a long tongue and yellow eyes, which seemed to have mixed the characteristics of a reptile.
I also thought it was a coincidence or that it resembled a goblin.

“Kreuk. Kreuk.”

Two goblins. They are standing around making incomprehensible moaning to each other.
Shall we do a preemptive strike?
According to Layla, there is no risk factor in this forest, but it’s a bit far fetched to fight in a situation where she is outnumbered.

Let’s safely subdue it with hypnosis and eat the experience points.
As I stepped off the rock, the eyes of two goblins were nailed to me.

“Kreuk! Kreuk!”

“Hi?”

I held out my right hand and snapped my fingers.
Right!

“Kreurreuk!”

What? You don’t get hypnotized.
The goblin lunges this way with her club. I could have avoided it because of my slow movements, but I was impatient.
It’s the first time that hypnosis doesn’t work.

Maybe because I’m not human?

“Kaak! Kaak!”

The goblin makes menacing gestures and screams.
Think about it later Calling allies can be a headache.
How come I came to a new world, but I can’t become a cold corpse again.

“Fire Arrow!”

I felt like something was being sucked out of my body. It seems like this is consuming MP.
A ball of fire the size of my forearm was created from the side where I reached out.
I thought it would fly like a shotgun, but the fireball leisurely forms a shape of an arrow.

“You’re slow!”

Meanwhile, a goblin is already charging.
Hey, the fist I’ve been using for 20 years must be better! Anyway, there is a weight difference.
I just grabbed the goblin and punched it.

“Hook! Whoop!”

“Kkeukreuk! Kkeukreuk!”

Take it with your knees! Hit it with your hands! Hit the spunk!
Perhaps it was because of the situation that it was the first battle I had ever experienced, and I was out of breath. But it worked.

“Even the neighborhood dog will fight better than you!”

One was fully extended.
Perhaps thanks to confirming that I am strong, my horizons have broadened and I have more composure.
The other one was knocked down by a kick, and a prepared fire arrow was fired.

“Oh.”

I wasn’t expecting much, but as soon as the fire arrow was stuck in the goblin’s chest, BANG! It exploded with a roar.
It felt more simple than fireworks, but judging from the tanned goblin’s chest, it was definitely more powerful than my fist.

(The level has risen.)
(Ability increases.)
(Fire Arrow’s proficiency has risen.)

After defeating two goblins, I grew up once.
Let’s see how much has changed.

Level: 2
Status HP 63/63 MP 112/135
Belleira’s Blessing (True) 「Immunity to fire, fire magic power increase, all skill proficiency values ​​++」
Agent of the Goddess 「Communicates in all languages ​​and reads all characters. Qualification to cross the world.”

Stats
Strength 9 HP 11 Stamina 8 Agility 6

Skill
Fire Arrow (☆) – The most basic but practical fire magic. It is unstable and disappears quickly.

Something had changed.
There hasn’t been a noticeable difference yet, but I feel like I’ve gotten the hang of it.
Grab a sip of water and let’s go.

(Fatigue has recovered.)
(MP has been restored.)

What is it, it replenishes MP?
I had a pleasant thought.
I ran all over the forest, killing goblins at random.

“Fire Arrow!”

Holding a water bottle in one hand, extend your left hand to instantly cast magic.
The power and casting speed of Fire Arrow improved noticeably as the level and proficiency increased.

“Fire Arrow!”

As if to prove that Korean blood runs through me, I ran and killed until I couldn’t see anything resembling a monster in my eyes.
As a result.

Level: 9
Situation
HP 221/221 MP 259/394
Belleira’s Blessing (True) 「Immunity to fire, fire magic power increase, all skill proficiency values ​​++」
Agent of the Goddess 「Communicates in all languages ​​and reads all characters. Qualification to cross the world.”

Stats
Strength 36 HP 55 Stamina 42 Agility 44

Skill
Fire Arrow(★) – The most basic but practical fire magic. Remnants of fire may also cause additional damage.

Fire Arrow’s preparation time for casting is about 3 seconds.
Its power was enough to knock down a goblin in one hit if it was properly hit.
Goblins are no longer afraid.

But I’m worried about the future.
What if enemies stronger and more dangerous than goblins appear? I don’t have the dexterity or the guts to fight a monster with my body.
My fighting ability is extremely average for Korean adult males.

All skills are magic.
I need to investigate further, but the fact that “Hypnosis doesn’t work on monsters” Right now is terribly threatening to me.
You need to reduce your risk. Let’s go to the village and think slowly.

(Fatigue has recovered.)
(MP has been restored.)

I continued walking while sipping the water bottle of the goddess, and I saw a well-maintained road.
I expected that an event to save a beauty in crisis would happen like the promise, but it was a vain delusion.
Who, no matter how weak, can be defeated by those goblins in broad daylight?

Even though it’s a forest, I asked to drop it near a village, so it might be natural for the monster to be weak.
Because. It’s because I rejected all the worlds where monsters scattered around people’s dwelling places were absurdly strong.

A village can be seen in the distance.
Originally, it was a size that would make you laugh compared to the world’s cities, but it was a pretty village with cute houses in a spacious space.
The entrance to the village was guarded by two guards in iron armor. It’s not a gun, but it’s really cute to see him holding a spear.
Of course, if you mess around and get stabbed, it will hurt as much as being shot…

They are the inhabitants of another world. Let’s take a serious approach.
We must not forget that this is a world where there is magic and monsters roam.

“Stop. Show me your ID.”

“Doesn’t exist.”

“What’s your name? Are you registered with the Adventurer’s Guild?”

“No.”

The guards listened to me, looked at each other’s faces, and said in a stern manner.

“Suspicious. Come with me. I’ll check for any criminal records.”

“Yes.”

I did not resist and quietly followed the guard.
You can hypnotize me and get past it, but I decided to watch it because I was curious to see how this situation would end.
I leisurely follow the guards.

“Wait in this room.”

“Yes.”

Is it like an interrogation room?
From the outside, it looked like an inn for guards. Perhaps because the guards are keeping the peace, the entire room is a cold gray color.
There were few personal items. Two hard chairs at a hard table. There was a decorative weapon hanging from the wall, and a vase that looked like it had been watered a long time ago was placed on a bedside table.

After waiting, unexpectedly, a young woman appeared accompanied by guards.