Chapter 22 – The Process of Building a Great Semen Toilet – Part 1

The adventurers were discussing something without giving us a glance.

The people who picked it up seemed to be talking about the monster living in this forest, the Thin Wolf.
I, who fought hard even when I caught a goblin, have grown enough to lightly set fire to an orc in the late eighties.

Nevertheless, many dangers lurk in this world.
It’s not comparable to the boss orc that had the Demon Lord’s Soul Stone, but the opponent you’ll meet this time is also an enemy that you have to be nervous enough to face.

“It’s a little cooler since I came here.”

Karen spreads her arms and basks in the breeze.

“It’s daytime, but it’s spooky like it’s nighttime.”

It was different from the forest where the orcs lived.
Just like the name Black Forest, the soil was somewhat dull and the trees were unnecessarily tall and thin.
Ominous cries intermittently echoed through the forest, and I thought it was frightening.

Sreung!
Karen pulled out the shortsword from her back.

“From now on, monsters will appear. Let’s go with caution.”

“Okay.”

What I have to say, she does. Do you look a little dignified?
We entered the Black Forest.
The ones I met in the forest were big, ugly goblins.

“It’s the Hobgoblin.”

Even though he’s arching his back, he’s the same height as me, and he’s oddly skinny, which is bizarre.
The only thing that resembled a goblin was its ugly reptilian face.
As soon as it saw us, it immediately pounced.

“Hot!”

I too took a step back, startled, but Karen gallantly ran and pushed her goblin away with her shoulder strike, then slashed it with her shortsword.
I cast magic right away.

“Move!”

Karen notices this and rolls to her side.

“Fireball!”

The magic I spewed burned the Hobgoblin.

“Kieek!”

The goblin screamed and died in place.
I wondered what would happen if he came running while on fire…

“Your brother’s magic is incredibly powerful.”

“This is the only talent.”

“With this level of destructive power… I don’t think it will be difficult. Let’s keep going!”

Hobgoblins were definitely more threatening opponents than Orcs.
Aggressive and fast
I didn’t use tools, but I could tell just by looking at them that they were quite strong.

“Fireball!”

But that wasn’t what got me on my nerves.
What if this magic gets hit by an ally?
Like in the game, allies do not take damage from my magic. It’s hard to imagine that it would have such a feature.

Always be careful
After making sure that Karen is dodging, I shoot. I came to focus on finer adjustments than usual.
I was afraid of stinging, but Karen moved calmly even in the situation where fireballs flew from behind her.

And it happened all of a sudden.

“Fireball!”

“Huh! Huh…!?”

The Hobgoblin stretched out her long arms and grabbed Karen!
No! I was creeped out. A charred image of Karen was drawn in front of her eyes.

“Aww~! This is it!”

Karen struggled with the Hobgoblin and hit her fireball, then she scrambled out.

“Whoa. It was dangerous.”

“Are you okay?”

I ran over to Karen and held her by the shoulder.

“Are you hurt anywhere?”

“Brother? What’s wrong? I’m not hurt.”

“Thank god.”

I almost burned a living person with my hands.
I don’t want to experience anything like that.
As a colleague, she thought she had a well-deserved concern, but Karen looked at me as though she received even her deepest touch.

“I’m a swordsman who fights in place of my brother. I get hurt a little, and sometimes I get dangerous. …Isn’t that natural?”

“That’s it. Wasn’t it dangerous anyway?”

“Huh…”

I need to change my strategy a bit.

“Can you knock off the Hobgoblin’s balance? I’ll make sure you fall and then I’ll fire the magic.”

“Then the magic might miss.”

“If you miss, you just hit it again. That’s better than the odds of you getting hit by chance.”

“…Yes.”

(The level has risen.)
(The level has risen.)

I went along with Karen and dealt with the Hobgoblins.
It wasn’t as if the monsters were overflowing like the mass outbreak, but
Hobgoblins were perceived as more difficult opponents than Orcs, so they had much more experience.

“Decal oppa. Can you see the traces of the Thin Wolf?”

“No. I’m looking for it with a search skill, but there’s no such thing yet.”

Instead, there are quite a few Hobgoblin traces.

“It’s getting dark. Let’s prepare for camp.”

“Okay. There are a lot of Hobgoblin signs this way. Let’s go that way.”

“You know that? Oppa, you’re trustworthy!”

I found a good vacant lot with Karen.

“The tent is being set up. I’ll make booby traps for security.”

“A booby trap?”

“It’s a simple one. I’m going to hang a bell on a string.”

It’s dangerous if you get attacked while sleeping. Good idea.

“Yes. Go and come. If something happens, make a noise right away.”

“Don’t worry. Did you see my skills?”

Yes. The word ‘leave it’ wasn’t pretentious.
Karen has never been pushed back by a hobgoblin in a physical fight.
I thought she was just a woman with lewd breasts and thighs, but she is quite tempered.
How does such power come from those slender arms?

I nailed her braces and set up her tent while Karen set up her booby traps.
I take things out of my personal locker and set them up.
Lay down the foldable mattress, get out the magic lantern.

He also took out dry firewood and lit it with a fire enchantment.
The reason for using the fire enchantment is that the fire ball turns firewood into charcoal even with the minimum firepower, and there is such a thing as remaining
As a result of hunting with Isti, I was able to grant fire to any object, so I didn’t have to rely on attack magic.

Ah.
How about giving this to Karen’s sword? Can’t use it because it’s hot?
While I was waiting with a log fire, Karen walked this way.

“Whoa. I walked a lot today, so I’m sleepy.”

“Do you want to go in first?”

However, she saw the tent and stood tall.

“…Brother?”

The atmosphere isn’t too bad.

“Huh?”

“How about my tent?”

“Is there only one?”

“Bah, idiot! There’s no way a man and a woman can sleep together!”

As expected, it was a fresh response.

“Ah… Wouldn’t sleeping together be better for responding to a crisis situation?”

“It’s a problem before that. How can I sleep with you!”

“I’m hurt.”

“That’s right! My brother is a man. I’m a woman. Of course I have to sleep separately. I thought you knew.”

“I like sleeping with Karen?”

“Ugh…!”

Karen clutched her head.

“I’m outside… No. Heeing. I think I’m going to get bitten by an insect.”

It sounds like you are experiencing a lot of inner conflict.

“How is it? We’re going to sleep together for a few days. Let’s put aside the trivial matters.”

“Because it’s not trivial. How do you know what my brother will do to me while I’m sleeping?”

“If you feel like doing something, I’ll wake you up and ask you to do it. Be confident.”

“~~~!!”

Karen stamped her feet, then let out a deep sigh.
She seems resigned.

“Stupid oppa. I didn’t know you were such a person without common sense!”

“Think carefully. Nothing special will happen. You’ll take care of it so it doesn’t pile up, right?”

“It’s my duty, so it’s natural, but… Ha, okay. Then before going to bed!
Otherwise, you’ll never feel safe.”

“Make me a pure white sheep. I’ll sleep soundly.”

“Can I make it cheaper with my breasts again?”

“Well then.”

Karen stretched her all the way and said.

“I’m hungry, so let’s go eat.”

“What shall we eat? Dried meat?”

“Yes. Dried meat.”

I ate dried meat with Karen in front of the campfire.
… It was really tasteless. But because I was hungry, I kept chewing. I already miss the warm meat grilled on the fire.
Come to think of it, have I ever gone camping like this in the woods in my life?

Even with a woman in the forest where monsters appear.
It is a rare experience the more you think about it.

Even though he was alone with a woman in such a precarious situation, not knowing when a monster would attack, he wasn’t anxious.
Rather, I was excited.

Because there is danger, because there are monsters to defeat, that makes me excited.
And making fun of Karen in the middle of such a forest is the most enjoyable thing.
But crossing the line is something to think about.

If you get attacked by a monster while having sex, that’s it.
Tonight, let’s estimate how active the monsters are.

“What do you think when you look at me?”

“I thought it was fortunate that nothing happened while we were breathing together.”

“I felt it when he worried about me, but he is kind. Because I look like a younger brother?”

“Yeah. He looks like a younger brother. I want to cherish him.”

Shamelessly, things that don’t exist come out like crazy.
It is his acting ability that improved unnecessarily while using hypnosis.

“If I had an older brother, I wondered if this would be the same feeling… I thought. When I was struggling with my heart, I looked a little pathetic.”

“I’m sorry…”

Do you think there’s a man who isn’t embarrassed by that chest?
I would kneel in front of the power of the real thing.

“Okay, while making the sound of death. Cuckoo.”

“If you’re caressed, you’ll make a dying noise.”

“Ah. It’s not a novel of any kind. I think it’ll just tickle you.”

“Shall we try it?”

“That… Has nothing to do with making your brother cum. It’s just plain dirty. No.”

“Sorry.”

Karen stuck out her tongue.

“You want to do something stupid? Didn’t you actually buy a tent on purpose?”

“…”

“Why, why don’t you talk there. All of a sudden! Scary!”

“Keukkyuk…”

“Are you kicking them out of the tent?”

“It’s a joke.”

He has the courage to fight Hobgoblins, but he is afraid of things like this.
The night deepened.

“I, uh, I’ll go in first… Ah. I’m sleepy. I’m sleepy.”

Karen walks into the tent, talking awkwardly to herself.
I called the spirits and made them hover around.

I don’t know if it will work… Can you call me if something happens?
The flow of wind moves in a circle as if responding to my words.
I bought my own insurance because booby traps alone are not enough to make me feel safe.

Enter the tent