Episode :

Get ahead from a liar

The magnificent but glittering palace is about to hold a man's appointment ceremony.

The man's name is Keith Bullock. It's the magic teacher.

Over thirty or so.

Dark hair, dark eyes, medium build. Compared with the people around him, he looks very mediocre.

But it can also be said that this is something that can't be helped. After all, he is surrounded by elves.

This is Semrad, a small fairy land in the western continent.

It's for the country of elves.

Among them, only one man is human.

Moreover, the appointment is the position of the court care teacher.

To know why he can hold such a big position in this elf country, it must be traced back to a month or so.

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A man is walking in the forest.

The way you walk on the animal road, saying bad words.

Black hair, black eyes, black clothes, black shoes, and even the cloak is black.

Wearing a man who would be asked to give up when he was in his teens if he were in any world.

It's Keith.

The tall crutches made of driftwood used in the magic walk are not used for magic, but for walking. They are all sweaty and taking a forest bath that they don't like.

“It's pathetic, meow.”

I don't know where the sound came from.

Sounds like a teenager.

At first glance, there seems to be a cat walking by Keith's feet.

“As the true mentor of the magic association” Dawn of the Dead “,It is really pitiful to be chased by people who sell fake amulets.”

“Tumbler… Fuck off, wildcat.”

“No, I won't shut up meow! And the reason for driving out the quilt that became that reason is very pitiful! Because it is a sneak shot, so meow! ！ “

Keith was originally a magic teacher who belonged to a regular magic association.

However, he became a retired group there about a year ago, and now he is a magic teacher who sells amulets, amulets, elixirs, etc. That don't work on wandering bodies.

“I can't help it… Because I thought of a way to make money, it is human Sa Jia who wants to do that.”

The method that Keith thought of was the magic of combining reading and writing with automatic secretary. Simply put, it was to accurately draw and sell the shy appearance of women.

This sells well. Really sold.

After all, the stiff-faced big tutor secretary actually wore such bold underwear… And so on.

The fairy girl who looks very pure actually comforts herself with her poor fingers every night… And so on.

It's impossible not to sell that kind of thing.

Oh, you won! ! Just when I thought about it, it was suddenly exposed and I was fired.

Probably the group didn't want to make such an idiotic incident public, and because of personal reasons, it didn't remove it.

It just passed, and now it's a liar. It won't be a joke.

This time, too, if you lie about your success in love and sell amulets, you will be chased by the Templar Order and almost executed.

I've been confused for four days trying to escape into the forest. I'm almost really dying.

“Hungry… My feet hurt… My waist hurts… My heart hurts the most.”

“Self-inflicted, meow”

The cat with a serious face is the magic of Keith named Lou.

Because Cat Sith [Kate West] Is still in the lower position, witchcraft can't be used normally, and the wording is also very strange.

However, because he can catch mice, unlike Keith, he is not hungry.

“… Will eat your wild cat.”

“As a cat, I haven't fallen to the point where I was caught by my husband.”

Actually, it is, so it is a case with nothing to say.

When the sun shone directly above, Keith ushered in the limit and sat down.

Because I drank water three hours ago, it was the last time.

“No… Really dying”

“It's a short contact, meow. Master “

For Lou, who snapped the meat ball on his shoulder, Keith didn't even have the strength to resist.

“…？ “

Lou's ears twitched,

“Master, someone is meowing.”

Said, full of hope.

“Which is it! ？ “

“This way meow”

Keith desperately chased Lou who ran out.

Although I almost fell down several times on the way, as long as I passed through the trees, there were indeed people there.

No, strictly speaking, not a human spirit.

Blonde, blue eyes. Fair skin and beautiful skin. And pointed ears.

There is no doubt that it is an elf.

Those elf women ran around in a mournful voice.

“What?”

Thinking of this, I looked behind them, where there was a big lizard.

“Risk…”

“Meow! ？ “

Is a monster designated as a dangerous pest, Brazil risk.

A creature with magic eye that will turn to stone if it is seen by the eyes.

Then, slowly prey and become the prey of that stone.

Chased by such a monster, the elf women ran around.

Keith seems to have lost interest and will take a step back.

“Meow! ? Don't you help? “

“Is it me? Why? I was hungry, can I waste my strength again? “

“Waste…”

“Ah ~ ~, that's it. When the risk of Brazil is included in such a well-developed forest, it means the life span of those elves. I can't even recite other people's work. “

“… Meow”

“This is the will of the big ether. May you rest in peace. “

Lou said to the owner who was about to leave:

“But if you help, maybe you can get a meal.”

“… Whoosh”

“Because it is a rescuer, meow. Can also get the money meow… Probably “

“… Let's go, wildcat! “

“I am here to support meow.”

“All right, come on!”

Caught by the neck at an alarming rate,

“No, meow! ! I don't like turning to stone, meow! ! ！ “

For rules that show desperate resistance,

“Don't worry! If it turns into stone, I will tell the old prop shop that it is a magic prop for saving money and sell it to you! ！ “

“Don't do this, meow! ！ “

An elf fell down and appeared in that place with dignity, blocking Keith.

Lu covered his eyes with meatballs,

“I didn't see meow! I didn't see meow myself! ！ “

And try to protect themselves from the risks in Brazil.

On the other hand, Keith closed one eye, reached into the bag slung over his shoulder and took out a palm-sized flute from it.

During this period, although I looked at the risk of Baji, only some pain came, which had no effect on Keith.

Keith put the flute in his mouth and breathed a sigh of relief.

“Cake-wow! ! ! '

The flute reproduces the cock's voice.

At that moment, Baji took a nap by blowing foam from his mouth and ran away from there.

“Ah, it worked…”

Looking at the flute and muttering about Keith.

Lu also repeated “No meow”,

“When will you do it, Wildcat?”

After listening to the master's words, let go of the meat ball and look around.

“Master, meow that hasn't turned into stone”

“This is taken for granted. Can't it be? “

“Magic meow! Master Liu Shi meow! ！ “

“Idiot, that kind of magic is nothing. The spell of closing your eyes to avoid magic eye… Is common sense where I was born. “

“But is it the magic meow that makes him retreat?”

“Is this it?”

Say, let Lou see the whistle in his hand.

“I played 30 league games at the festival booth. It just gave it magic… I didn't expect it to be really effective. “

“… Is this your first attempt?”

“Ah, it worked, and I was surprised.”

He's a guy who says creepy things.

Thought of here, the rule is scared out in a cold sweat.

Two people like that… One by one.

“That…”

Looking back, the four elves stared at Keith with tears.

“Thank you!”

Although it has been said repeatedly, for them like that, Keith,

“… Don't you have any food?”

Said with a fright.

§§

Then, the next thing is the interesting thing about fate.

One of the four female elves saved by Keith turned out to be the daughter of a powerful man in Ceylon.

Although Keith didn't know it, in fact, he seemed to enter the forest of elf territory in the sentence of running away from the Cavaliers.

I was forced to go to that daughter's house by a daughter like that, and Keith was treated like a beggar.

I wish I could have dinner, but as for my father, who often comes to ask my daughter during dinner, I am a phantom wandering magic teacher. As long as I can help others, there is nothing to say.

After some dressing-up, the parents' elf-named Sack-likes Keith very much and uses her own strength to make you a court care teacher! He is full of brave words.

Man is the court magic teacher of the elf kingdom?

Keith made appropriate remarks such as “Ah, I wish I could be” About this unheard-of dream story, and the parents of the other three of the four people who helped him were also members of parliament or soldiers, and they were powerful figures.

And because everyone thanked Keith, things went smoothly. As a result, a group of unemployed swindlers also became the court care teachers of the elf kingdom.

For this fact, Lu proudly said: “Just thank yourself.”

Then on that day, the line of sight of Keith who accepted such an appointment was half expectation and half disgust.

The elf society, which is already very closed, belongs to others… And it is usually impossible to meet other races.

However, the present King Marcia and his wife Mia are reformists who advocate integration with people, and I am very moved by Keith's behavior of helping the people.

There is also a conversation between two people like that. Although I hate it, I have to admit that there are about half of the elves here.

Feeling the pressure of sight and silence, “What am I doing in a place like this?” Keith asked himself to answer.

Admit this is getting ahead.

However, as a leprechaun, the magic can't be compared with themselves, and they are good at magic care. What should I do in such people's country?

Is it a clown? Am I a clown?

There is a twisted idea lingering in my mind.

Even so, compared with a boring liar, the most important thing is to have a bed… If you think so, you can't refuse.

So, this is a Keith. Seeing Lu proudly straighten his back, he wanted to turn him into a stringed instrument.