Chapter 32 – Mom vs Girlfriend Catfight (12)

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After a while.

What’s so good about mom, she opens the car window and screams to her heart’s content.

“Son? Isn’t the world so beautiful? Isn’t the wind too cool? Doesn’t it look like a cool spring breeze?”

Haa~ I let out a sigh.

I speak softly.

“It’s September, right? Mom?”

Mom says, slightly embarrassed, as she lowers the window of the car.

“Oh? Is it? Is it September already? Hohoho~ I don’t even know how time passes because I’m with my son~~”

I’m running on the highway, but my heart isn’t very comfortable.

I tell her mom

“Mom? I promise you. Later, I’ll just play tennis with Hayu-ran noona. Did you know?”

Mom smiles and looks at me.

“Son? So, of course, you only play tennis, right? Could it be that I will grab a fight with Ha Yu-ran by the hair? Whoops. There is an actress pride~~”

At the same time, the mother corrects her voice gracefully and speaks with her arms crossed.

“Son? And to be honest, why would I keep Hayuran in check? Does he have a better body than mom? Is her face pretty? Besides, she ~ frankly, does she have bigger breasts than her mother? Huh? Is not it?”

Mom says so and pokes my side with her finger.

“Whoops. Isn’t that right, son?”

I shake my head slightly and speak softly.

“For some reason, I feel like I’m going to wrestle at the tennis court later with my mom and my sister Hayu-ran.”

In my words, mom tight-lipped! It bites and recites as if it can’t be heard.

‘I think I’d like to have a cool wrestling match with that bitch Hayu right now!!’

?

“Yes? Uh… Mom? What did you say?”

Mom soon shows off her Woody Le class attitude and she smiles gracefully.

“Ah… No~~ I mean… That’s not it… I want to play tennis with my affiliated celebrity for the first time in a while and become friends with them… Isn’t that something like that? Ho ho ho.”

‘I’ll catch someone who tries to make friends with me two more times…’

Mom looks at me and smiles.

“Son? Are you afraid that your mother will fight with Ha Yoo-ran in a vulgar manner?”

I look her mother’s eyes clearly and say.

“Yes~”

My mom pats me on the shoulder and says.

“Whoops. Do you have the dignity of an actress? What kind of vulgar fight is this? Son?”

Inside, I hoped that my mother and Ha Yu-ran would quietly play tennis.

Just then, my mother looks at me and says.

“Ah~ And~~ Secretary Kang?”

“Why? Mom?”

Mom says, crossing her slender legs in reverse.

“Does she remember what her mother said then?”

“What?”

“Can you look at the ball mom hit even if it goes over? Understand?”

“That’s what it is!!”

“Swoop! Son? Now she’s saying she won’t save her mother’s face?”

“It’s not a matter of face!!”

“Sure!! Do you want to see your mother, Hayu-ran, fight head-to-head later?”

“I heard you won’t fight your body!!”

“Ah… Did you? Ho ho ho. Anyway~~ Anyway, take care of me later~ My son^^”

I was driving on the highway for a while. In fact, I had a lot of questions to ask. More than anything, I was very curious about this necklace. Cha Ye-ryun’s shining breast milk, another one of Asia’s three great queens, and Han Se-an’s mysterious magic circle who saved me when I was 5 years old…

And even Han Chae-ryun, the mother at the top of all these mysterious women!

Moreover, it was not only these supernatural phenomena that I was curious about.

In fact, the most curious thing right now!

‘Why did my mother adopt Han Se-an from Hope Orphanage instead of me 15 years ago? She said that her mother loves me so much… Why did she take in Han Se-an’s older sister instead of me at that time?’

But today wasn’t the day. Before long, my mother pokes at my body and says with a slightly sharp look.

“Son?”

She was a mother who suddenly called me with a new look in her eyes.

“Why again?”

“But son? Do you know that Mom was in a bad mood earlier?”

‘It’s a feeling, I’m more sophisticated…’

I try to hide my inner feelings.

“What’s wrong? Mom?”

Mommy crosses her arms, and she moves her lips as if she’s glaring at me.

“Did you smile when you saw your mother’s face earlier? Ha Yu-ran, do you really like how he teased your mom?”

Whoa, that was it after all. But that’s it… It’s nothing special, right?

“Mom? Do you take something trivial and put it in her heart?”

“Sueuuu!! Son? Isn’t that a big deal? Do you know how much my mom pride just cracked? Yes?!”

“Ah… No… What kind of pride is gold…”

I muttered this inwardly.

‘What kind of mom’s pride is tofu?’

But I couldn’t light a fire here. Because even now her mother’s heart was burning with jealousy.

I feel uneasy and speak in a low tone.

“I’m sorry…Mom…”

But the mother still seems less angry. Mom took her lips as she crossed her arms with her piercing eyes.

“Son? If you’re sorry, kiss mom on the cheek 10 times!!”

“Yes? Are you driving?”

“I’m sorry mom! But can’t you do that much?”

“Ah… No? She’s driving… She’s in an accident!!”

Seriously, Mom… My jealousy was no joke. Even if you get into a car and die screaming on the highway, is your mother’s pride more important?!

It was then. Fortunately, a phone call came to clear up the situation. Her mother’s cell phone rings. When she turns her head, she sees the words ‘Ha Yu-ran’ on her mother’s cell phone screen.

‘Ha Yu-ran’s older sister? Why did you call my mother?’

Mom soon picks up her cell phone, and in an elegant, queenly voice, she quickly corrects her expression and tone.

“Hello? Ha Yoo-ran?”

I look at my mother and chant.

‘As expected of Udyr…’

Mom talks on her mobile phone while elegantly crossing her sexy legs.

“Ha Yoo-ran? Are you already in the locker room? Oh my, did you come soon? Me? Um… I’ve just arrived and I’m changing in the locker room. Whoops. Okay~ Wait a little bit at the tennis court. I’ll get dressed and go soon. Oh, and Ha Yu-ran? What is your attire? Just plain tennis clothes? Ah… No… I was just asking. Ho ho ho. Alright then I’ll change my clothes and go soon~~”

So, Mom hangs up her phone.

As soon as I hang up her phone, my mom tells me.

“Son? Let’s go a little faster. Ha Yu-ran says he’s already changing clothes?’

I look at her mother and say.

“Mom? Also, what locker room does she lie about changing clothes in?”

Mom puts her hand on my shoulder and says.

“Son? Don’t you know how strong your mother’s desire to compete is? From now on, Hayu-ran must definitely break that bitch!! Could it be that this mother arrives at the tennis court later than Hayu-ran, does that make sense?”

“Ah… No… What the hell does getting to the tennis court have to do with winning?”

“Anyway!! You can’t lose to Ha Yu-ran from the way you walk from now on!!”

?

It was then.

On a cell phone connected hands-free to the car speakers, a call rings.

On my cell phone, the word ‘Ha Yu-ran’ is written on it. I don’t know why, but when I answer the phone, it seems like ‘never’.

I try to turn off her phone, but her mother crosses her arms and glares at me biting her lip.

“Whoops. Son? Why? Do you answer the phone from your girlfriend?”

Looking into her mother’s staring eyes, she swore twice that she would “Never” Answer the phone.

As I’m about to turn off my phone, her mother connects her phone with a touch of her finger.

Gasp!!

I threw a double curse at her mother with her eyes.

However, it seems that my mother is also pouring out terrible verbal abuse at me with her eyes closed.

Mum bites her lip and speaks with her mouth.

[Take it~~ Hurry up~~]

In the end, I couldn’t help it… I parted my lips in an awkward tone.

Hayu-ran’s older sister’s, almost tearful tone comes from the car’s speakers.

“Hey~~ baby?!”

Hearing Ha Yoo-ran’s older sister’s voice, ‘Baby’, the mother opened her mouth and fell in surprise.

The mother seems puzzled by the shape of her lips and she seems to be saying this.

[Baby…Baby? Did you say baby? Wow~ No way!!]

Mum fanned her fan with the palm of her hand, as if being so dumbfounded.

Perhaps Hayu-ran noona knows that her mother changes her clothes in her dressing room.

I speak urgently.

“Who… Sister? I think I need to hang up because I have something urgent…”

“Wait for a sec! Our baby!! Listen to me~”

At the word ‘baby’ again, the mother bites her lip and clenches her fist.

Like that or not~ From the car speakers, Ha Yoo-ran’s sister’s complaints pour out like a rapid-fire cannon.

“Well, President, why are you like that? Didn’t the old witch really have something else with you?”

Huh… The old witch…?

Some are about to collapse as the mom grabs her back bone.

“Uh… Over there… Who… Noona? We’ll call you later…”

However, Noona Hayu-ran’s excited tension resonates in her car.

“No, isn’t that old witch funny? Doesn’t she suddenly ask what you’re going to wear with your tennis outfit? And speaking of words~~ I saw it clearly!! At the meeting earlier, the old witch held my baby’s hand and wouldn’t let go? Isn’t he completely insane?”

Gasp!!

I look at her mother’s face.

Mom is now smiling as if her soul has gone mad, as if her soul has run away from home.

Her mother’s lips quiver. Her mother’s tiny fists are ‘tightly’ clenched, and she vibrates.

“Who… Sister? Let’s talk after a while…”

It was suddenly then.

Ha Yoo-ran’s older sister’s voice suddenly softens.

“Baby~~”

A little scared What else are you going to talk about?

“Are you with the baby? At the tennis court later~~ Are you going to play tennis wearing a swimsuit? Are you fine? Whoops.”

“Yes? Swimsuit? On the tennis court? What else do you mean by that? Sister?”

“Are you okay. After all, the old witch rented the entire indoor tennis court, right? Whoops. So there are only you, me and the old witch on the tennis court. Besides that!! I need to take this opportunity to suppress the old witch’s spirit!! I think he’s secretly trying to fight in front of me? Take this opportunity to suppress the pride of the old witch…”

Eventually, I urgently end the call.

“No… Noona… I have an urgent matter~~ I’ll call you later!!”

“Hey! Baby!! What’s the matter? I still have a lot to say~~ I’m wearing the swimsuit I bought to go to Indonesia with you. Wear this and play tennis later…”

‘Doo-wook~’

I hung up.

I check her mom’s status (?).

My mother, who suddenly became the ‘Three Great Queens of Asia’ and the ‘Three Great Old Witches of Asia’, is biting her lips with her eyes burning with her fighting spirit more than ever.

Her mom looks at me and says.

“Son?”

“Why… Why? Mom?”

“Go to the department store right now.”

“Yes? What?”

“Mom should buy a swimsuit too!!”

Gasp!!

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After a while

I arrived at the indoor tennis court. The venue was obviously an indoor tennis court, but on both sides of the court were two women in dizzying swimsuits.

I shook my head and muttered.

‘Please don’t let me have a big accident today…!!’