Chapter 195 – Chapter 195 – Disaster

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Meeeee

Messi Aegh!

As soon as we arrived at the first floor, we were greeted by a large group of goblins.

There were so many goblins that they stomped on each other and stuck close to the warp device.

Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud!

Kiek! Ayeek!

Kyayayaaaaa

As if their eyes had gone completely blind, the runaway goblins swung their clubs at the warp device and went mad.

And there was something that was emphasized as the goblins clung to the warp device.

It was the goblin’s dick.

Is the size only for adult males?

He had a large object in his small body.

If goblins were focused on sexual desire, wouldn’t the chastity of female adventurers be very dangerous?

Or there could be a woman who would not be satisfied with only a handful of goblins.

A goblin I haven’t seen in a long time.

I realized once again that I was the optimal existence for erotic delusions.

By the way.

Sniff

I went behind Misha and Amanda and covered their eyes with both hands.

“Mr. Rant?”

“Huh? What is it? Why are you covering your eyes?”

“There are a lot of scenes that are very hideous for women to see…”

At my words, Ms. Amanda burst into laughter.

“Pu, Poophaha! Hey, Krig! Is this a gentleman than you? Do you have this?”

“Are you a bitch who’d be frightened by a goblin fuck? Well, thank you for thinking about my girlfriend’s eye health, Dungeon Crasher.”

“You can call me Rant. And were you two lovers?”

“Keukkeuk, that’s right. Isn’t that right? He looks like this when he sees other people, but he’s really cute when he’s with me…”

Wow!

Mr. Amanda slapped Mr. Craig on the side.

“Hey! Hey, Amanda! The one I just shot is too strong! We have to fight from now on!”

“I have something to say in front of other people! Whoops!”

They look very friendly.

“Thank you, Mr. Rant. But you don’t have to worry. You can clean your hands.”

“Are you really okay?”

“Yes.”

“I’m fine too. I’m not messing around with goblin shit.”

“All right.”

I removed my hand from covering Ms. Misha and Ms. Amanda’s eyes.

Seeing the goblins, Ms. Amanda frowned.

“Oh, that’s dirty.”

“There are so many goblins… It’s very different from what I’ve heard. Even if it’s flooded, there’s just a lot of goblins around… To the extent that they cover the dungeon like this…”

According to Solisin’s revelation, this time, the Bane God infused a particularly large amount of magic into the dungeon.

Production also increased accordingly.

“… If I had known this would be the case, it would have been better to bring the wizard as well.”

Mr. Zen said in response to Mr. Jason’s opinion.

“Certainly, it would have been better to bring a wizard with this amount. That’s too many. I doubt if I can use my skills to clear the way.”

“Shall we go back to the ground and bring the wizard? By now, the formation of the rear troops should have been completed.”

“Hmm, that’s the way to go…”

“Zen.”

“Huh? Rant, what is it?”

“I’ll clear the way.”

Goblins will continue to be produced while mages are brought in.

If you look closely, there are goblins gathered towards the stairs leading to the ground.

The goblins’ attacks may not be that strong, but you should always keep in mind the possibility that the barriers that block the ground and dungeons will collapse.

“Can you?”

“Yes.”

Zen smiled and told me.

“Then show your skills once. To be honest, I have only heard rumors and don’t know what your skills are like.”

“Oh, what? Can you already see the skills of Dungeon Crasher?”

“Are you looking forward to this?”

Mr. Craig and Mr. Amanda looked at me with smirks.

“Are you all right, Rant?”

“Yes, Misha. Please don’t worry.”

“… Are you trying to blow the goblins away with your fists?”

“No. Why did you think that?”

“I was interested, so I investigated you. There was no information that you used a specific weapon until you caught the novice killer. Besides, if it’s strong enough to destroy the dungeon, you can blow the wind pressure away, right?”

“Yes, I can fly.”

“Huh? Can you really fly?”

“Awesome?”

“Then how are you going to open the way to solve it? Other rumors say that you summoned a huge sword… But this place is too small to make such a sword.”

Even the information that I made Excalibur seems to have been obtained by Mr. Jason.

… No, wouldn’t it be natural to know since they openly staged a reenactment show at the fox shelter in the first place?

“Please watch over me for now.”

I moved to the far left of the barrier spread by the warp device.

The first floor is a cave unlike the other floors.

That’s why, when a large amount of monsters are created, the dungeon becomes cramped like the goblins in front of you.

However, if you think of it the other way around, it also creates an environment where you can deal with monsters all at once.

“Please step back for a moment.”

At my words, everyone took a few steps back.

I reached out and activated my mana weapon.

What is created is a huge square model that barely touches the cave wall.

“This…”

“Hey, Rant. What are you planning to do with this?”

“Of course I intend to open the way.”

What I imagine is a straight-line rectangle that stretches out endlessly.

It’s simple, but it’s the model that everyone likes in the game with too many dead people.

“Tetris!”

Infused with a large amount of mana.

“What!?”

“How much is this magic power?!”

Create Sound automatically appears next to me.

Wooooo

As the square stretched out, it made an explosion sound.

Keeeee

Kyaaaaah

The numerous goblins in front of me were pushed into the cave by the Tetris I made.

He continued to infuse mana for about a minute.

By the time I thought I had increased it by about 13 km, I got rid of the mana weapon.

“Go.”

“Hey, how did you just do that? It was absurd magic, that.”

Mr. Craig asked me with a puzzled look on his face.

“This is Mana Weapon.”

“Manaweapon? Is that? No, even if it’s a manaweapon, how much mana do you have…”

“Kraig, this is an emergency. Ask those questions when the situation is over.”

Mr. Craig interrupted Mr. Craig when he asked me a question.

“Lant-sama… Great, you are amazing.”

“Thank you, Mr. Misha.”

Haha! That’s really amazing! Not only strong, but also an absurd amount of magic power! A really big newcomer has arrived!”

Zen laughed heartily.

Mr. Jason came closer to me and asked.

“Did you kill all the goblins with that thing?”

“No, I think there are some goblins who died from choking on the way, but I just increased the distance.”

“I see… How many times can I use that method from now on?”

“As many times as possible.”

“…That’s absurd. Okay, let’s go forward. The road is clear, so let’s get rid of the goblins and go to the next floor…”

Then, Mr. Jason’s gaze turned forward.

We all looked in the direction Mr. Jason was looking.

And we were all stunned.

“What!?”

“What is that?!”

“… I can’t believe that.”

Ayeek!

Kikkkk

Kyaaaaa

Countless goblins emerged from the floor, walls, and ceiling of the cave.

“Zen.”

“What is it, Rant?”

“Have you ever seen a monster appear?”

“No, this is the first time for me too. It’s really… It’s terrible. Everyone ready for battle! Let’s get rid of it before it grows!”

At Zen’s voice, everyone went into battle.

Zen held a halberd, Amanda a sword, Craig a twin axe, Jason a dagger and Misha a staff.

“I will support you! Power! Speed! Barrier!”

Mischa raised her wand and cast a buff spell on us.

“Keuuu! I’m full of energy! As expected, priests’ holy magic is good! I want to get it even when I’m with Amanda!”

“Don’t be silly and just go fast!”

“Okay, let’s go!”

Mr. Craig was the first to charge, and we followed in turn.

And the goblin hunting on the first floor began.

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Thirty minutes after the subjugation on the first floor began.

We hunted the goblins smoothly.

Aaaaagh!

“Eat this, you damn goblins!”

Mr. Craig wielded his twin swords with ferocious momentum and sometimes hunted goblins in dungeons like a boomerang.

“It’s fresh because goblins have Orc-class skills! Well, it’s not against us, though!”

Let’s go!

Amanda-san struck down the goblins with a skillful swing of her sword.

“…”

Sssss!

Mr. Jason moved from place to place at a faster speed than Mr. Niña and decapitated the goblins.

“I will cast divine magic once more!”

Mischa applied the buffs to us without interruption, timing the buffs to drop.

“Haaaaap! Magic attack!”

Chaaaaagh!

Zen-san slashed the halberd blade with magical energy and slashed it with flying magical energy, killing numerous goblins.

Personally, Zen’s skill looked really cool.

Even if the opponents were goblins, their numbers continued to grow.

He must have been tired from the ensuing battle, but none of those fighting showed a single sign of exhaustion.

I felt that I was not an A-rank adventurer for nothing.

Of course, I’m not just watching.

While killing the goblins that kept appearing for 30 minutes, we could only move about 100m from the warp device.

They are goblins that constantly come out around the goblins that 4 minutes are fighting.

And goblins are not just spawning around us, but are constantly spawning throughout the dungeon.

So that…

Keeeee

It’s a joke.

Kiyaaaaa

There were always hordes of goblins coming in droves towards us.

Mr. Craig saw the swarm of goblins approaching and shouted at me.

“Hey! Rant! They’re coming again! Do that, that!”

“Yes! Please step back!”

At my words, everyone quickly moved behind me.

I immediately made a very long handle of Excalibur with my Mana Weapon.

Laying the handle horizontally, I aimed Excalibur at the approaching swarm of goblins.

And imagining a sword that extends endlessly while infusing a large amount of magic power, I shouted.

“Strike Caliber aaaaa!”

Aaaaa!

With a ticking sound effect from Create Sound, a golden blade rose and cut down the goblins.

When the mana weapon was released, the two swarms of goblins collapsed simultaneously spewing a large amount of blood.

“… Every time I see it, it’s absurd. Looking at Rant, I feel like common sense has been overturned.”

“Hey, Rant. Come to think of it, that’s a manaweapon, right?”

“Yes, Mr. Craig.”

“By the way, are you shouting strange technical names like Strike Calibur, Excalibur, or Ener Parasite?”

“Um… Isn’t that cool?”

Mr. Zen from the side nodded his head and agreed with what I said.

“You’re right! It’s important to value coolness. Actually, I’m talking about Mana Slash, but I’m not cool, so I’m saying it’s a magic weapon.”

Zen is also someone who knows the zodiac signs.

“Huh, wouldn’t it be enough to just cut it?”

“Leave it alone, Kreig, isn’t there any particular problem? More than that, it’s really absurd, Rant. Actually, if you’re alone, won’t everything be solved?”

After defeating the goblins together, everyone is calling me by name.

I’m glad we became friends.

“No. It’s impossible for me to completely block the overflow even by myself. Even if I go to the next floor, the monsters on the first floor won’t stop appearing.”

While I kill the monsters on the next floor, other adventurers have no choice but to kill the monsters on the upper floor.

Then someone jumped up behind us.

“Everyone! How is the current situation!”

“Oh, is it already that time?”

The person who came to us was Sarim, who acted as a confirmation sent by the guild leader.

First of all, we have 30 minutes to defeat the goblins on the 1st floor, then we send an adventurer to check the situation on the 1st floor and decide whether or not to put in the rear units.

Mr. Zen took the lead and spoke to the person in charge of confirmation.

“There are still a bunch of goblins coming out. But there won’t be a large swarm of goblins coming in front of us for about 5 minutes.”

Swarms of goblins appear almost regularly, every five minutes.

In addition, the distance from the warp device is 100M.

This is enough time for the rear units to come and prepare.

Zen looked at me as if he had thought of that too.

“The timing is perfect. Hey Rant! How about doing it now!”

“Yes, Mr. Zen!”

Now is the time to move on to the next level.