Chapter 215 – Episode 215 – Date!
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After warping to the first floor, I immediately looked around.
Keeeee
I’m going to go to the middle of the day!
“Die, Goblin!”
“Die! Die!”
“Aaaaa!”
I could see the goblins and the adventurers desperately catching the goblins as usual.
Even when I first set foot on the first floor, I had never seen him so desperate.
Why are they so desperate?
“All the money I’ve saved so far is gone! I need to earn a lot today!”
“I’m an adventurer! I’ll never wash dishes again!”
“Because you guys flooded it, I spent a week fighting rats in the sewer! My clothes stink! Damn it! I’m dying!”
I guess I know the reason.
In the end, it is life.
An adventurer who has no place to earn money for a week during the flood.
Delusions are welling up with this material alone.
An F-rank new female adventurer who just came to Fledan and registered as an adventurer.
However, due to flooding, there is little place to earn money.
Even if he tries to collect herbs, he can’t tell which ones are herbs, and he has to go into the sewers to catch the rats.
However, the sewer is dirty and physiologically impossible! A woman who writes in groups.
A senior adventurer (blonde tanning) who comes to visit at that time!
I have a good job, would you like to do it?
A new F-rank female adventurer who fell for words and accepted!
As it is, that F-rank rookie female adventurer secretly drinks juice that is full of aphrodisiac and narcotic ingredients, and becomes a slave to pleasure!
She became unable to live without her cock and drugs, so she clings to her senior adventurer, but she has already lost interest in her her, who has already become corrupted. It is handed over to the maniac window manager.
And she gave up on being an adventurer and changed her job to a new prostitute with the propaganda slogan of “Breast rank F!”, Not adventurer rank!
Whoa, even these corrupt things are sometimes good to imagine.
『The play to be played in the next day’s dream has been decided. When greeting her, cover her eyes with the palm of your hand, put on a sailor suit, and then say hello ~ I’m Soli, the new courtesan ~ ♥.』
Perfect, Mr. Solly!
I walked briskly forward.
“More, Dungeon Crasher!?”
“The flooding is over, so why are you on the first floor?”
“Sir, are you trying to hunt goblins? No! This guy is my prey!”
“Kill it quickly! Kill it quickly before it’s stolen by the Dungeon Crasher!”
“Aaaaa!”
As I passed by, the sternness of the adventurers around me grew thicker.
The pain of their life is making the nerves sensitive.
Let’s quickly run forward and get out of their sight.
Leaping lightly, I hurried forward.
Then I ran to a place where there were no people around and kicked the ground with more strength in my legs.
Aaaaang!
With the speed of a muscle wagon, I sprinted through the first floor.
Goblins, goblins, goblins all around passing by.
It was full of goblins, but it was an average number as usual.
I stopped midway for a while, hunted about 30 goblins for Mr. Kelvan, and put the corpses and weapons in the inventory.
And an hour later I went down to the second floor.
I thought as I went down the stairs to the second floor.
Even if he ran at the speed of a muscle wagon, it would be unreasonable for him to go down to the ninth floor before dinner.
In addition, there are obstacles such as trees on the 3rd floor, so you have to slow down or avoid them on the way.
You can just ignore it and break through, but if you do, you may cause trouble to other adventurers later because of the fallen tree.
We need to find a more efficient and faster way.
What popped into my head then was the flight technique I used when I went to my hometown.
That way, I could cross the dungeon a little faster.
Fortunately, there are no closed places in the dungeon other than the first floor.
Arriving on the second floor, I immediately came out of the warp barrier.
“Huh? It’s a dungeon crasher, right?”
“Why are you coming down the stairs?”
Seeing me come down the stairs, the other adventurers were puzzled.
I thought about using the method at a certain distance like the first floor, but you need to make a long column to use this method anyway.
Then you will be noticed by other adventurers.
Let’s just choose to move quickly.
I immediately created a long pillar under my feet with a mana weapon.
“What, what!?”
“Go, suddenly a pillar!?”
After climbing to the height I always made during flooding, I made a windshield umbrella, jumped off the pole, and made a scaffold using binds and manaweapons and kicked it.
Wow!
And I’ll be a flying muscle jet!
“What is that eh eh eh eh eh?!?!”
“People are flying in the sky!!
“Nonsense!”
“Mamaaaaa!”
I could hear the loud screams of adventurers below, but those voices quickly faded from my ears as they passed by at high speed.
However, you shouldn’t be satisfied with passing through the dungeon as quickly as it is.
The purpose of my coming to the dungeon was to confirm.
I activated the ultra-high-speed rotation of my thoughts when I was delusional while looking down.
I thought about it again, but using this puts me in a state of extreme concentration.
They also feel their surroundings very slow, and they can manifest their delusions before anyone else even speaks.
In other words… Isn’t this the state of entering the zone (ZONE) commonly referred to in cartoons?
State of extreme concentration.
It is the very one that copes with any attack due to its speed of thinking and extreme moving vision.
In fact, this ultra-high-speed rotation of thoughts is also a skill that was born because I wanted to delusion at the same speed as when I hit the ultra-high-speed jerk.
In the end, the skills I created for my daughter were useful elsewhere, depending on the application.
My passion and effort toward a daughter-daughter life of pleasure is helping me in other places as well.
For some reason, it is very heartbreaking.
My efforts were not wrong… !!!
By the way I’m a super fast thinking spinner.
I looked down, using the nickname John I had just made up.
I didn’t see any sign that the number of slimes was still increasing.
I was able to reach the stairs to the third floor in a much shorter time than usual.
On the way, I thought about going down to the ground and catching slimes, but when I saw Mr. Kelvan’s personality that likes to dismantle slimes, I don’t think there’s much to dismantle slimes, so I passed.
I used John to patrol the dungeon from the 4th to the 9th floor using the muscle jet.
In the middle, I got off at a place where there were no other adventurers, hunted about 30 monsters in each floor, and collected a present for Mr. Kelvan.
And today, as luck would have it, I didn’t see any unusual monsters on the other floors, but I found an orc champion on the 4th floor.
I immediately went downstairs, broke my neck, and put it in my inventory.
Let’s feed Melissa oak steak meat tomorrow!
It was almost time to eat dinner when I came out on the ground after checking everything.
I immediately walked towards the Adventurer’s Guild.
“Oh oh oh oh! Ran! Come!”
As soon as I entered the adventurer’s guild, Mr. Kelvan approached me, moving quickly on short legs.
“Mr. Kelvan, I’m back.”
“Come here! Come on! Let’s go to the warehouse quickly!”
“Wait a minute. I’ll just report to Lenny first.”
“Ohhh, right! I see! Then I’ll be waiting in the warehouse first!”
Mr. Kelvan immediately left the adventurer’s guild.
I approached Mr. Lenny at the reception desk.
“I’m back, Lenny.”
Lenny greeted me with a big smile.
“Welcome, Mr. Rant. Was there any problem with the dungeon?”
“Yes. It was no different than usual.”
“But you came back pretty quickly.
“Because I found a way faster than running.”
“A quick way? … Ah, hey, Lant-sama. Isn’t that the way to fly?”
“Huh? How did you do it?”
I tried to surprise Lenny, but it ended in failure.
“That… Other adventurers had a conversation a little while ago. A muscle passed through the sky. A huge mysterious pillar appeared and then disappeared… Dungeon Crasher gained power beyond recognition.”
Well, since it was so prominent, it was rather strange that there were no rumors about it.
I said, scratching my head in embarrassment.
“Ahaha, yes. That’s right.”
“… Rant-sama is really amazing. How can you fly?”
“I just went up high and kicked the platform in the air as hard as I could.”
“Is it possible to fly like that?”
“I became.”
Lenny was silent for a moment.
“… Huh,”
He covered his mouth with his hand and laughed.
“I’m sure it’s possible for Rant-sama, who has enough power to destroy the dungeon. Rant-sama, did you just check today?”
“No. I also caught monsters along the way. I’m going to go to the warehouse now and show it to Mr. Kelvan.”
“I see. I understand. I’m so glad you came back safely today, Mr. Rant.”
“Thank you, Mr. Lenny. Ah, can you tell the guild leader that there was nothing wrong?”
“Yes, of course.”
Then I went to the warehouse where Mr. Kelvan was waiting.
In front of Mr. Kelvan, who was snorting wildly and staring at me with bright eyes full of expectations, I took out the monsters one by one.
“Ohh! Ohhh! The monsters I see in a week! My lovely corpses!”
Mr. Kelvan was very moved.
There are about 30 monsters on each floor, but a total of 240 monsters were brought out except for the 2nd floor.
The monsters’ weapons were piled up next to the mountain of corpses.
“Ohhhhh, thank you, Rant! I’m sorry, but I’ll pay you tomorrow! For now, I can’t wait to spend a good night with these lovely kids!”
“Wait a minute, Mr. Kelvan. There’s something I haven’t shown you yet.”
“You mean the one I didn’t show you? What the hell is that?”
“This is it.”
I took out the corpse of the orc champion.
“This, this!?!?”
Kelvan’s eyes and mouth widened.
“Luckily, I found it while checking the 4th floor. Good luck again, Mr. Kelvan.”
“Ah, ah, ah! Aaaaa…!!!”
Mr. Kelvan’s body was blushing and trembling, and Mr. Kelvan’s crotch was a small but dignified tent.
“Mr. Kelvan?”
“Hauuuuu…!”
Mr. Kelvan, his face flushed red, looked like he was desperately trying to put up with something in him.
I could tell from Mr. Kelvan’s expression his.
This expression is almost like that right before reaching the climax.
When I played while looking in the mirror, my expression right before ejaculation looked like this.
“Ah, Mr. Kelvan! Then I’ll take care of you! You can pay for this tomorrow as well. I’ll be gone, so have a good time! Then have a good night!”
Like an excited Melissa, I said my words to Mr. Kelvan with a rapid-fire cannon, and immediately went out of the warehouse and closed the warehouse door.
“Kiyo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh !!!!!”
Through the warehouse door, Mr. Kelvan’s screams were heard.
I’m glad that Mr. Kelvan is happy.
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When I returned to the fox’s shelter, I was greeted by Tina, who, as usual, was serving food with Mr. Fanny.
“Welcome, Mr. Rant!”
However, if there was something different from usual, it was that the complexion of the adventurers staying at the fox shelter was not very good because of the hangover.
“I’m back, Tina. What are you all doing?”
“Nina is out now, and Noah and Elsie are in the room. Oh, and Melissa is in Elsie’s room.”
Melissa in Elsie’s room?
… Is it really okay?
Since Melissa is with Elsie, she’s not worried about whether she’ll get along.
There is a backpack full of vibes in Elsie’s room.
Did Elsie let Melissa into her room her?
“Ah, Rant!”
“Come on!”
“Uh, welcome, Rant.”
Just then, Elsie, Noah, and Melissa came down to the first floor.
“Yeah, I’ve been.”
“I’m back~♪”
And just in time, Mr. Niña also returned to the fox’s shelter.
“Oh, Nina is here too.”
“Welcome, Mr. Nina.”
When Elsie lets Melissa in, she asks what she did with her backpack her with the vibes in it.
Just then, Nina-san came too.
First of all, let’s share the good news we heard today while enjoying a meal together.