Chapter 329 – Episode 329 – Dating Counseling!

Mr. Tikia looked at me and Noah alternately.

“Haa… Noah, even if it’s a joke, this one isn’t funny. Flying in the sky… That kind of thing is impossible. I also longed for the magical girl Marin, so I’ve tried several times to fly in the sky.

You mean using wind magic to float your body or using gravity magic? Wind magic only blows clothes, but when I try to float my whole body, it consumes too much mana, and I came to the conclusion through trial and error that I couldn’t move in the direction I wanted even if I used gravity magic.

People say it’s impossible to fly. By the way, Rant can fly? No matter how Rant is, that’s…”

“Isn’t that a joke?”

“…Really?”

“Really. Rant~ Show me.”

“To show that, we have to be together first.”

It’s better to just test drive it right away because it goes far after showing it once.

“By the way, Rant? How are you going to move us together?”

“Don’t worry. Hmm!

Using Mana Weapon, I made seats for everyone to ride. First of all, it is a seat connected to a long bar with a total of three seats on each side to balance.

In the center is a solid strap that I wear over my shoulder.

“For now, everyone please sit here.”

At my words, all 4 people except Tikia were seated.

“Huh? Huh? Are you really flying?”

“Tikia, please get on quickly.”

Elsie, Noah, and Niña sat on the left, so Melissa called for Tikia.

“Yes.”

Tikia sat next to Melissa, confused.

After everyone sat down, I put the strap I made over my shoulder and stood up.

Then I looked around the sides and made an extra seat with a safety bar to keep everyone from falling.

Of course, a conical windshield is also added to prevent hair from getting tangled in the wind.

“Then I’ll set out.”

And I made a pillar and ascended high into the sky.

“Wow!?”

Tikia was started by the sudden rise in height.

“What is this?! What the hell is this?!”

“Oh, how tall you are.”

“As expected, Rant is amazing!”

“No, Elsie!? What’s going to happen with that, this?!”

After being somewhat in the sky, I bent down 90 degrees.

First of all, the seats that are not completely fixed are looking forward with me leaning over.

Additional magic power was used to secure the seats to the rod so that they could no longer move in that state.

“Tikia, please don’t be too surprised.”

“No, it’s unreasonable to tell you not to be surprised by this…”

I jumped off the pole.

“Rantuuuuu!?”

And after making a foothold, he kicked it with all his strength.

Wow!

A muscle jet kick inspired by the Hectopascal Kick!

“Quaaaaah!”

Tikia’s screams echoed from the sky.

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Maybe 30 minutes passed.

“Wow… People can fly…”

Mr. Tikia has reached the stage of liberation.

“Well, because it’s Rant, it’s possible.”

When Noah spoke leisurely, Mr. Tikia asked.

“Hey, Noah. Has Noah been through this many times?”

“Huh? It’s your first time? By the way, it’s your first time with Elsie. It’s like that with Niña too, right?”

“I used it on a date.”

“Okay?”

“… Then why are Noah and Elsie okay?”

“Huh? That’s right… I’ve seen a lot of outrageous things done by Rant… Above all, Tikia was shocked instead of us, right?

“I-I too… Uh… I was surprised, but I calmed down after seeing Tikia-san.”

“Okay…”

Tikia didn’t say anything after that and just looked down.

“When you look down from the sky like this, even if you move fast, it feels slow.”

“Huh, that’s right. When I first saw it while being held by Lant, it was so amazing.”

“Rant, how much do you have left?”

“I’ll be there in half an hour now, Melissa.”

“… I feel like it’s been about 30 minutes now. A distance that takes three days by carriage is one hour… Isn’t Rant making a lot of money doing peddling?”

Hmm, at my speed, if I emphasize super-fast rocket delivery as an advantage, I think I’ll have a pretty good reputation.

This is the so-called Coupangman Rant.

“If you receive a request to go outside the dungeon, it would be nice to investigate the route and receive that kind of mission as well.”

“Because it’s outside… To be honest, if you’re an adventurer living in Fle Dan, you’ll only feel like going straight to the dungeon.”

“Ahaha… I’m similar to Noah. Even if I go outside, it’s all about gathering herbs.”

“Usually people from Flean go to dungeons rather than outside quests. That way you can earn more money. But it’s good to accept outside quests at least once. You can enjoy the feeling of sightseeing.”

“Nina-san, have you ever been asked to go outside?”

“Yeah, about three years ago? A Silence Bird appeared near the Magic City and there was a request to subdue it. At that time, I went on vacation to enjoy a short vacation and touring the Magic City.”

“A Silence Bird?”

What kind of monster is that?

The moment I was about to ask Mr. Niña, Mr. Tikia said.

“The Silence Bird is a new monster with the power to block the movement of all magic around it. It is a natural enemy for wizards.”

“It seems there are monsters like that.”

“Yeah. Come to think of it, there was a little commotion when a Silence Bird appeared three years ago… But it was Niña who defeated that monster.”

“Yeah. Well, I use magic like Lightning Enchantment, but the main thing is spearmanship. I aimed for the flying Silence Bird and threw a spear, so I killed it in one shot.”

“I heard that the Silence Bird’s feathers boast considerable defensive power…”

“Even so, it is weaker than the scales of the lizardmen who live on the 7th floor of the dungeon. It’s easy to catch them, right? Because the monsters outside the dungeon are weaker than those in the dungeon.”

“Well… Even when I first saw Noah and Niña’s movements, I felt that they were very strong. Besides, even if it wasn’t just the two of them, the movements of the adventurers hunting the monsters around them were considerable.
I also felt that it was not for nothing that the adventurers of Fledan were in a different dimension.”

“Ehehe, it’s embarrassing~.”

“Hehe, Tikia, which can easily catch trends, is already great enough?”

“Oh, really?Hehe…”

As expected, Mr. Tikia seems to be very weak in compliments.

As we chatted about this and that, the 30 minutes passed quickly, and when I looked down, I could see our village.

“Everyone hold on to the safety belt for a moment.”

The moment everyone grabbed the safety belt, I made a bind in front and stopped flying.

It spun about 2 times while stopping.

“Then I’ll go down.”

I let go of the bind and I just crashed.

“Rae, Rae, Rae, Rant! I’m falling!”

“It’s okay, Mr. Tikia. You won’t get hurt.”

I thought, having put the muscle jet on Melissa, Miranda, and Niña.

After all, you don’t have to be in too much of a hurry to get down.

Wouldn’t it be nice to enjoy going down?

So I came up with a new way to fall.

When I came down to a certain point, I made a huge parachute using my mana weapon.

Flutter!

And once the parachute opened wide, we were able to descend slowly.

“Uh…”

Tikia was puzzled when the parachute suddenly opened and the speed of falling decreased.

“How are you? Is this okay?”

“Yes.”

“This is better than going downstairs.”

Melissa, who was scared when she went down last time, also gave a good review.

Oh yeah.

Once on the floor, I removed the parachute, put everyone down, and removed the seats.

“This is home to me and Melissa, Mr. Tikia.”

“This is… The hometown of Rant and Melissa…”

Mr. Tikia looked around at our village in front and the forest surrounding it, then said.

“It’s a real country town.”

“It’s true, so I can’t refute it.”

“I am proud of the natural scenery.”

There’s nothing to be proud of other than that.

“By the way, everyone is dressed differently today?”

“Hehe, aren’t you going to meet Lant’s mom and dad?

“I thought it would be fine if it was normal… But if everyone decorates and I don’t do it, isn’t it?”

Last time, only Mr. Niña was dressed in modest attire, but this time everyone was dressed differently than usual.

Niña, like last time, had her hair undone and was wearing modest-looking clothes, and Elsie and Noah were also wearing white and black dresses, respectively.

Melissa is wearing a light purple dress and Mr. Tikia is wearing a light blue dress.

“Hee hee, how is it? Rant, are you pretty?”

Noah asked, gently waving the hem of her dress her.

“Isn’t Noah always pretty? But she’s also pretty differently because she wears different clothes than usual, right?”

“Hee hee♡”

Noah smiled brightly as her face her blushed.

“By the way, did Melissa change too?”

“…Just like Rant wants to look good to my mom and dad, I want to look good to my aunt and uncle, don’t I?”

It seems that Melissa was also thinking in her own way.

“Rae, Rant…”

“Rant!”

Elsie and Tikia asked me at the same time.

“”We… How about it)?””

“Of course it’s pretty and lovely.”

“It’s okay… ♡”

Hehe♡”

“Hehe, everyone, let’s not stay still here, let’s go in. You want to show your mother and father a pretty image, not just Rant, right?”

We walked towards the village.

The first thing I saw when I entered the village…

“Is this a possibility…? Is there a possibility? No, but…”

It was Dave, who was wandering around a certain distance from one place to another, talking to himself and thinking about it.

“Dave.”

“Huh? This voice is Ran… Huh!?”

When Dave heard my voice, he looked up, his eyes wide open in surprise.

Why are you surprised?”

“Long time no see, Dave.”

“Uh, uh, yes, yes, Rant! It’s been a while! That, and my co-workers… Are there any kids I’m seeing for the first time?”

“Dave, this is Mr. Tikia. He’s three years older than us.”

“Huh? Really? Oh, sin, sorry.”

Mr. Tikia said, shaking his hand leisurely.

“It’s okay. I’m used to that kind of reaction.”

“Dave, why are you surprised to see us?”

“No, that’s… Lend me your ears.”

“Yes.”

I ducked down for a moment to level up with Dave, and Dave whispered in my ear.

“Ninya was pretty from the first time she came, but the other two came wearing pretty clothes!

Yes?! Melissa dressed up like that too! What? When did you start dating Melissa?!”

I guess I was surprised that my lovers, besides Niña, were dressed up pretty.

Somehow, I felt a little proud.

“I’ll talk about it later. I want to stop by the house first.”

“…You’ll tell me later.”

“Yes.”

Dave dropped from my ear and greeted me with a slightly awkward smile.

“Oh, long time no see…”

“Hehe, long time no see. You said your name was Dave, right?”

“Yes, yes! Mr. Niña!”

“Hello.”

“Hello~.”

“Hello, Dave.”

“Ah, yes. Hi Melissa too. You know what? After you left, Uncle Weiss spent a week drinking at the Shimane Inn. Every day, Aunt Telisha took Uncle Weiss away.”

“Haa… My dad is really…”

“Dave, then see you later.”

“Okay, see you later, Rant.”

We moved our steps again and headed for my house.

“This is our house, Mr. Tikia.”

“This is the house where Rant was born and raised. … It’s normal.”

“Of course. What did you think of our house?”

“Since it’s Rant’s house, I thought it wouldn’t be normal at least.”

“Hee hee, that’s what I thought of before I first stopped by Lant’s hometown. There were huge training tools lying around the house, or something, didn’t it?”

“Roughly right.”

“Ahaha…”

Except for the fact that I am incredibly strong, our house is normal.

However, I also felt that the two of them couldn’t help thinking like that.

I reached for the handle to open the door to our house.

But halfway through, I stopped the motion.

… Like the last time, you can open it right away and watch the salting scene of mother and father.

It’s nice to see them getting along as children, but it would be embarrassing for the two of them to show that to their children.

Let’s knock first.

Smart.

Knock and after a while.

“Yes, who are you?”

Abu opened the door and came out.

“Father!”

“Oh! Son!”

Seeing me, my father’s face lit up with a smile.

Abuji spread her hands wide, preparing for a hug.

“Welcome, son!”

“I’m back, father!”

Top top!

My father and I hugged each other and patted each other on the back with our palms.

“…They’re very close.”

I heard Tikia-san’s voice from behind, somewhat envious.