Chapter 331 – Episode 331 – Dating Counseling!

“Honey, calm down.”

Aunt Tellisha held her by the scruff of the back of Mr. Weiss as he ran towards Melissa.

“Guwuck!”

“Do you want to come inside?”

“Yes.”

And we went into Melissa’s house.

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I sat on a chair at Melissa’s kitchen table.

Melissa sat right next to me, and Aunt Telisha and Uncle Weiss sat across from me.

Uncle Weiss said to me, holding his chin in his hands and resting his chin on them.

“Rant… I thought you were a sincere and kind kid. Even though you didn’t play with the kids that much, you did a good job helping your dad, Phillip, and sometimes carrying heavy luggage, didn’t you?

By the way… By the way… We… What are you doing kidnapping our pretty princess!”

“No, Dad. Kidnapping. I said I wanted to go…”

“Be quiet, my princess! Daddy is talking!”

“Ha…”

“I’m sorry, Mr. Weiss. But Melissa and I are truly in love.”

“If you love someone, shouldn’t you say hello to us properly? To suddenly leave with our princess… How sad I was!”

“That… I’m sorry.”

“Oh, honey. It wasn’t all of a sudden, right? Melissa was already preparing to take Lant before Lant took her, while she taught me to cook and she also learned housework.”

“Heuk. That’s what I thought my daughter was trying to cook for this father!”

“You’re really an idiot… Oh, Melissa. How was Fledan? How are you doing?”

“Yes, Mom. I’m waitressing at the Adventurer’s Guild in Fledan.”

Uncle Weiss shouted loudly at Melissa’s words.

“What! Waitress!? No! My princess, you can’t do things like that!”

“No, Dad, why?”

“Adventurers… Adventurers are obviously full of blood and lust! It’s obvious that our pretty Melissa waitressed in a den full of such guys… Dad won’t forgive me!”

“That’s not going to happen, so don’t worry. Rant is so famous that rumors have already spread that I’m Rant’s girl. I’m afraid of Rant, so no one will touch me.”

“Oh my, is Rant that famous?”

“Yeah. Everyone would say Rant was the strongest person in Fledan, right?”

“Oh my gosh. Our daughter, are you infatuated with Rant?”

Apparently, Aunt Telisha knew that Melissa was saying this because her bean pods were used.

“Ah, no matter how… No matter how much it is, Me, why don’t you come back to Melissa’s house? Huh?”

“I hate that. I’ve already made up my mind to marry Rant.”

At Melissa’s words to her, she grabbed her breasts in her vise and made her face look very shocked.

“Away, away, away, marriage…!!! Rae, Rant…!!!”

Oh, Mr. Weiss is glaring at me with his cannibalistic eyes.

On the contrary, Aunt Melissa looked at Melissa with great delight.

“Oh my gosh! Really, Melissa? Are you going to marry Rant?”

“Yeah. Not yet, but someday I will. Right now Rant is also active as an adventurer.”

“No!!! No, no! No matter how much Philip says Lant makes a lot of money, it’s not possible! I heard that an adventurer who earns halfway money is an expensive job because he has to buy equipment and other things!
But I can’t safely entrust our princess to Rant, who is a professional!”

Mr. Weiss seems to be very concerned about my wealth of his.

Well, adventurers spend as much money on equipment as they earn.

Uncle Weiss’s worries were hard to believe were unreasonable.

Then let me prove my wealth here.

What happened was that I was going to give my mother and father, Aunt Telisha and Uncle Weiss, an apology for suddenly taking Melissa, as well as an allowance.

“Hey… Aunt Melissa, Mr. Weiss, please take this.”

I took two money bags from my inventory and put them on the table.

“Oh my, what is this?”

“That… After all, Aunt Telisha and Uncle Weiss are both my mother and father, so I’ll give them some pocket money first…”

“Oh, honey, it’s pocket money.”

“Bur, are you already trying to call me mother and father!? I-I can’t admit it! It’s just like this…”

Mr. Weiss opened the money bag while exclaiming.

“How many tablets of silver… Huh?

Aunt Telisha, wide-eyed, also opened her pockets beside her.

“How much is all this?”

“Each pocket contains 1 gold.”

“Wow! Honey, it’s 1 gold. Then it’s 2 gold in total. Your lant ability looks really good, right?”

“I-I can’t admit it! I think my love for my daughter will be shaken so much that I’ll give it to her with just 2 gold!”

“Oh, of course that’s not all.”

I got up, moved away from the table, and took the rest of the purses out of my inventory.

There were 198 money bags pouring down.

“Oh!”

“What…!?”

“A total of 200 with the ones you two are holding.”

“Seconds, if there are 200 in total… “

“This, 200 gold!?”

I brought 200 gold as pocket money for Aunt Telisha and Uncle Weiss.

Originally, it was only brought in gold. I wanted to give it an impact, but honestly, even if I brought it in gold, it would not be used in our town.

Besides, it’s about 200 gold. If you collect orc meat, which you do regularly a month, and catch a whole minotaur on the 10th floor and sell it to the guild with all the ingredients, you can earn it right away.

Of course, not as much as me, but adventurers who ventured on the same 10th floor would earn 10 gold per person in no time.

However, repairing or manufacturing equipment costs dozens of times that amount.

Really… Inflation, the price for adventurers, is strange.

“Uh… Rant? You want to give all that money to your mom and dad?”

“Huh? Of course not.”

“It’s too much… Isn’t it?”

“Ahaha, what are you talking about, Melissa. You can earn this much sooner if you go to the dungeon.”

“Okay…?”

“Oh, didn’t Melissa know how much we made?”

“I don’t know, you usually receive rent money directly from your inventory.”

“Looks like that.”

“Rae, Rant…”

Mr. Weiss came closer to me, squeaking with stiff movements.

At first, Mr. Weiss said that he was a little shaken even when he saw the 1 gold silver, but he could not entrust his daughter to this extent.

Mr. Weiss held my hand with both hands and said to me.

“My princess, take good care of me!”

“Yes, Mr. Weiss.”

“You can call me father!”

“Yes, Father.”

It seems that 200 gold was enough to reassure Mr. Vice’s heart.

“Oh my gosh, did you catch our daughter’s prospective groom very well?”

“Mom… I’ll tell you, didn’t I choose based on the rent money?”

“Of course I know. Oh, are you going to sleep tonight?”

“Yeah, I think so.”

With this, I think I got permission from Aunt Telisha and Uncle Weiss properly.

“Oh, father, mother.”

“What is it, our son-in-law!”

“Oh my, my mother.”

“I’m sorry, but can I go home? I have a present for my father…”

“Of course not! Oh, my son-in-law is a very filial man who makes good money and takes care of presents for his parents!Haha! Oh, my princess will be at home, right?”

“Yeah, I’ll tell my mom how I’ve been at Peuldan.”

“… Yes. I came home after a month.

“Yes. See you later, Melissa.”

I left Melissa’s house and came back to ours.

“Oh, Rant, are you here soon?”

“Where’s Melissa?”

“Melissa stays at her house first.”

“Well, since I came home after a month, I’ll have something to talk about with my parents.”

“Rant… Did you have a good talk?”

“Yes. He was happy to say that he was our son-in-law because I talked to him properly and gave him pocket money.”

“It’s a bribe…”

“It’s sincere sincerity. How about something more than that?”

“You haven’t woken up yet. That… Your father is sitting next to you.”

I went into the living room

“Uh, uh…”

Just then, Emui began to come to his senses.

“Oh, honey.”

“Oh my.”

“You… Uh, my son…”

Emui stretched out her hand and motioned for me to bring her face closer.

“Hey, are you okay?”

When I ask about Amui’s well-being.

Aww!

He whispered in my ear as he tugged at my ear.

“No matter how many women I make, my mother trusts my son, so I won’t say much… If even one cries, my son’s mother will die at her hands her?”

“I’ll keep that in mind, my dear.”

Also our mother.

Let’s be hot

“Oh my, how many times have I fainted because of my son?”
“I’m sorry, Omui.”

“Oh, that’s it. This is all about my son, so my mother was surprised. Come here, let’s hug her.”

“Yes.”

Pat Pat Me and Emui patted each other and hugged.

I think this kind of skinship with family is very important.

Even when I was depressed when I was 5 years old, my mother often hugged me like this.

Each time, the depressed mood got better little by little.

After falling apart with Mui, I said to Mui and Abuji.

“Oh, my, my father, I bought you a present.”

“A gift? What kind of gift is it? Ah, son. I’ve got pocket money now. No, I haven’t used it at all, but will you give it to me next time I need it? To be honest , I’m grateful for giving my son a lot of pocket money, but I have nowhere to keep it. I can’t even use all the money right now.”

“Okay, dear. And gifts aren’t pocket money. Can that happen?”

“It’s not because I’m sick, it’s just because I’m surprised, so there’s no problem.”

“Then come to the living room, father.”

I came out into the living room with my mom and dad.

“…”

Mr. Tikia was staring at me.

“Huh? Why are you doing that, Mr. Tikia?”

When I asked, Mr. Tikia shook his head.

“No, I just thought the Lant family was harmonious. It’s nice to see.”

Hehe.”

Hearing that from Tikia makes me smile.

“Soon Tikia will be part of the same family.”

“Sss! That, does that happen?”

“Yes, Mr. Tikia will marry me too.”

I knelt down and held Tikia’s hand.

“Let’s all build a friendly and happy family together.”

Tikia-san’s face turned red.

Cute.

“Uh, yes! That, then! Everyone, let’s all live in peace together… Go, have a family…”

“… Honey, pushing our sons is a player.”

“It’s the same as what you did to me when you were young. You make women’s hearts beat in their natural state.”

“Huh? Did I?”

“Yes. … So how hard was it for me not to be bewitched by a woman?”

“Huh? Did I? I’ve only seen you?”

“… I made it only for me to see. So that my man doesn’t pay attention to other women.”

“Honey… That’s cool…”

Umm~ Even just hearing the sound, it is clear to see that the father is looking at the mother with bright eyes.

“Hehe, your mother is such a wonderful person.”

“I guess Rant’s love attack was hereditary. Does he sometimes resemble his mother in the cool part?”

“Well, I think I inherited a good thing.”

“Son! What is the gift, hurry up and show it to me!”

“Yeah, oh my.”

I took my hand away from Mr. Tikia and walked towards the table.

“First of all, I bought some food that my father likes.”

I put the bread or cake on the table.

“So many cream buns!”

“Oh my, what a delicious looking cake!”

Then he brought out gifts for his father and mother.

“And this is the ax for my father.”

“Ohhh! The days are good and I’m going to cut trees well!”

“This is a necklace for Momoi.”

“Oh my! It’s so pretty~! Thank you, my pretty son!”

It is fortunate that both mother and father seem to like the gift very much.

“By the way, what should I do with this cake… I just ate breakfast… And it’ll go bad if it stays like this. Rant, would you like to put it back in?”

“Don’t worry about that, dear. The last present will solve everything.”

“The last gift?”

I walked into the kitchen, found a good place to put the fridge, and took it out of my inventory and put it in a good place.

“Tada~ refrigerator!”

He extended his arm and pointed to the refrigerator.

“My… Refrigerator!?”

Amu was very surprised.

“Eh, is this the refrigerator? That only exists in that city… That’s always cold inside, so it’s very good for preserving food…”

“Yes, oh my. That refrigerator. Oh, I brought a year’s worth of magic stones to use as fuel, so I’ll get them out later.”

“Ah, son…”

Emui began to shake his body.

“Huh? What’s wrong, oh my.”

Then he ran towards me and hugged me.

“My son is the best! Oh, my pretty son!”

Not only did he hug me, but he reached out his hand high and stroked my hair.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone so happy.

Home appliances seem to be the best gifts for housewives.