Chapter 70 – Episode 70 – The Secret of the Dungeon

“Guild leader? A muscle wagon…”

“I’m talking about your nickname. A muscular adventurer effortlessly carrying two fellow female adventurers and speeding away like a chariot. Adventurers call you a muscle wagon.”

“No…He knows that. But ki, will the guild leader ride?”

“Heh heh, isn’t it quite a distance to go to a place where you can destroy a dungeon? Or do you want an old man like me to run at the same speed as you?”

“No, it’s not like that, but if Elsie and Noah go together, there are four of them together with Mr. Kelvan…”

Lack of hands

Or, since it’s on the second floor, there are only slimes at most, so should I move Elsie and Noah first, followed by Mr. Kelvan and the guild leader?

“Ah, in that case, there is no need to worry. Hearing your rumors… After you all went back yesterday, I ordered Kelvan to come up with a countermeasure.”

“Are you Mr. Kelvan?”

I turned to Mr. Kelvan.

Mr. Kelvan nodded as he stroked his beard.

“It just happened that the dismantling was over, and I felt really good, so I made it right away.”

What did the guild leader order from Mr. Kelvan as a countermeasure?

The guild leader walked up to the door and looked back at us and said.

“Then let’s go, Rant. You’ll know the details when you see it yourself inside the dungeon.”

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We followed the guild leader and Mr. Kelvan to the second floor of the dungeon.

On the way, the eyes of the adventurers around me widened when they saw me wearing Lei Ji Fang’s skin.

It was a little fun.

Mr. Lenny also blinked wide in surprise when he saw me.

It was really nice to see a cute figure with a gap!

How are you, Lenny? This animal skin?

Animal skins.

Mr. Lenny.

In an instant, the two materials merged together, revealing the wild side, and I thought of the wild Mr. Lenny, who, like me, was covered in skin and only had wild instincts.

Mr. Lenny growls when he sees strangers with his straight style.

The one who recognizes me as the same fellow is me, who wears animal skins!

Lenny’s free-spirited and wild appearance, always smiling for business!

Panting with hunger, growling with pout, or whimpering for a cock in heat!

And the subsequent breeding sex of a junior position with only the wild instinct remaining in close contact with the back and chest!

As he pricked his cock, Mr. Lenny let out an ah ah ah ah ah ah roar of pleasure!

Wild Lenny… I think it’s very good.

And when I left the guild and went to the dungeon entrance, it was truly spectacular.

When the guild leader was about to go to the dungeon, all the adventurers got out of the way.

An adventurer like me, who was confused because he didn’t know the guild leader well, immediately moved away when the adventurer next to him tipped him off.

Is this power

In my delusion, I thought of the guild leader giving orders to female adventurers while opening them.

Female adventurers who want power and money to receive personal support from the guild leader or to become the guild leader’s lover all at once take off their pants and underwear, fall in love with the guild leader’s money and power, and open their wet pussies themselves!

And the next pussy fair with the guild leader’s cock evaluation stick!

After all, I think it’s good to have a hard delusion after having a soft delusion, because the degree of collimation deepens.

After entering the dungeon, ignoring the gaze of adventurers focused on the guild leader, the guild leader, Mr. Kelvan, and we walked to a place where other adventurers were not concentrated.

“Rant, it won’t be a problem if we start here, right?”

“Yes, guild leader.”

“Great. Kelvan, take it out.”

“All right.”

Mr. Kelvan stretched out his hand and something appeared over the meadow.

Two long rods were erected at an angle, and rods of different lengths were connected between the two rods, and the long rods had a string attached to the back.

If there were two long rods behind this to carry the load, it would have been a complete loss.

But on the back, it was different from the ones I know.

Like… Okay. It feels like the four seats on a roller coaster are paired in pairs and stretched all the way back.

There was something like a soft cushion attached to the place where the buttocks would sit, and there was also a U-shaped safety bar to prevent falling.

“Guild leader, this is…”

The guild leader said with a gentle smile.

“Heh heh heh, with this, you can move the four of us at once, right? For reference, this is made so that the seat can be removed separately. Normally, you should be able to separate the two seats in the back and use them.
Just as Kelvan gave you Reijifang’s hide, consider this a personal gift from me.”

It must have been a means of transportation and gift for this dungeon destruction observation.

“Ah… Go, thank you But what about this cushion?”

“Ah, this is a very good cushion that absorbs the impact as much as possible. If you’re carrying this and moving us, it’s sure to shake quite a bit.”

“Yes.”

When you lift Elsie and Noah, the shock won’t be too strong because the kids lifted them with their own arms, but if you put them on a lift like this, they will definitely shake a lot.

The guild leader tapped him on the back of his hand and said,

“At this age, I should avoid things that are not good for my back. But it’s not fair that only my seat has a cushion, so I ordered an extra one.”

Certainly, the guild leader seems to have aged quite a bit.

The waist is a very important issue for men.

Even if your dick is standing, you won’t be able to enjoy a lot of play if you can’t shake your waist.

Even in old age, those who stand stand!

There are even actors who play elderly people in AV.

The guild leader also seems calm, but to the extent that he is the guild leader of the adventurer’s guild.

He must have been a high-ranking adventurer in the past, so he will be stronger than normal people, and he will still be good-natured.

Next to the guild leader, Mr. Kelvan stroked his beard and explained further.

“The cushion material is soft and enjoyable, and the fur inside is very shock absorbing and fluffy! And to fix it, I used the body fluid of a monster with very strong adhesiveness.”

“Did Kelvan make this cushion too?”

“Yes. For cushion leather, it was easy to use the tanned ones and use the natural materials of monsters for the rest.”

Maybe it’s because the inventory was jointly made, or maybe it’s because he’s a dwarf, but Mr. Kelvan seems to be very dexterous.

“Okay then, let’s get on. Elsie, Noah. Ride first.”

“Ah yes…”

“All right!”

Elsie and Noah sat in the front seat of the machine.

“Wow, it’s so fluffy.”

“This is really good!”

Elsie and Noah were admiring the feel of the cushion.

“It is worthwhile to say that. Now, if I lower this place, I can fix it without falling.”

Mr. Kelvan came to the side of Elsie, who was sitting in the front seat, and lowered the safety belt on Elsie’s seat.

“Ah, I really don’t think it will fall this way.”

“Oh, can I do this?”

When Noah saw what Mr. Kelvan had done, and imitated her, she lowered her safety belt.

“It will take a bit of strength to lift it up again, but you won’t have to worry about it falling. Then, guild leader, let’s get on board as well.”

“Yes, Kelvan.”

The guild leader and Mr. Kelvan lowered the safety belt while sitting on the back seat of the truck.

Two pretty girls, a middle-aged man and an old man, sitting on the seats attached to the back of a forklift.

And me carrying a fork and moving it.

Wouldn’t it be a very strange scene for others to see?

“Come on, Rant. Let’s go.”

“Ah yes…”

I crouched down in front of the forklift, strapped it on my back, and stood up.

“Ohh, it’s amazing that the eye level is so high!”

Kelvan’s admiring voice came from behind.

Maybe it’s because she’s a dwarf, but she’s always at a lower eye level than others, so her height her is unfamiliar.

Isn’t Kelvan’s favorite position the junior position?

Doggystyle sex with a woman with a human or elf taller than herself!

She looks down on a woman of a higher race than herself and has sex with a sense of superiority!

The pleasure of overcoming her own complex is to speed up her hip play even more!

Noah patted me on the shoulder and giggled.

“Let’s go, Rant! To show Uncle Kelvan and the guild leader how fast and powerful Rant’s muscle wagon is!”

Even Noah started calling me the muscle wagon.

Is there no better name? Umm… You can kick monsters while running, so Muscle Chariot?

… My naming sense was at that level.

Let’s just accept it as a muscle wagon.

Elsie said, putting her hand on my shoulder kindly.

“Rant… It’s a colleague with the same embarrassing nickname.”

He seemed to be happy for some reason.

Don’t feel the same way in a place like that, Elsie.

I think the Conscience Saint is not ashamed and cute.

Let’s start anyway.

Hurry up and show the guild leader how to destroy the dungeon, then venture into the dungeon again with Elsie and Noah!

… In fact, now that things are going well with Elsie and Noah, I want to have a quick chat in the dungeon with the three of us.

Especially when Noah clings to me aggressively, I’m very curious to see how Elsie will react this time!

“Then… Muscle wagon. I will depart.”

Bang!

I kicked off the ground and started.

“Eww… !”

The strength of Elsie’s hand holding my shoulder grew stronger.

The other side must be holding the safety belt.

“Yah-hoo-oh! After all, this is really exciting!”

Noah was enjoying the sense of speed.

“Heh heh heh! That’s amazing! After all, you are amazing, Rant!”

Mr. Kelvan was smiling and admiring me.

“Even carrying this number of people, this speed… And this unexpectedly stable balance… Great.”

The guild leader praised me.

“Thanks… Did you?”

But for some reason, it was subtle as if he was being praised as a courier rather than as an adventurer.

While continuing to move, the guild leader called someone’s name from behind.

“Mite.”

“Yes?”

“… “

The guild leader didn’t say anything, but he opened his mouth after about a minute.

“Rant, stop here.”

“All right.”

I slowed down by turning the soles of my feet to the side so as not to harm the people on my back as much as possible.

Awesome profit!

I could hear the sound of the soles of my shoes wearing down.

… Buy a new one later

“Can I do this?”

“Yeah, that’s okay. Thank you, Rant.”

I squatted down, loosened the strap, and lowered the fork.

Elsie, Noah Kelvan, and the guild leader got off one after the other.

The guild leader was looking at the magic tool on his wrist.

That magic tool was the same magic tool we wear on our wrists.

“Guild leader, that magic tool…”

“It’s been prepared for this observation. Alas, Rant. Put this jig in your inventory.”

“All right.”

I put the weight in my inventory and asked the guild leader again.

“Can we do it here?”

The guild leader nodded his head.

“Yeah, that’s right. But before that, you should prepare. Kelvan.”

“All right.”

Mr. Kelvan stretched out his hand towards the floor, and in front of him were five knapsacks that he had seen many times in his previous life.

“This…”

“It’s a parachute. It’s a tool often used when exploring cliffs or high-difficulty quests in the mountains.”

It seems that parachutes existed in this world as well.

“You guys should be able to fall safely if you hold this or pull the string next to it when you fall from the sky.”

Following the guild leader’s words, Mr. Kelvan and we put on our parachutes.

Parachute into a fantasy world… No, there are similar things in hunting games, so it might not be particularly strange.

The guild leader said while looking at the magic tool worn on his wrist.

“Come on, Rant. Then show me how to destroy your dungeon.”

“Ah…Will it be all right for a moment, guild leader?”

“Something?”

“It’s okay to destroy dungeons. Can I throw in the guild leader and Mr. Kelvan before that?”

“Yes? What do you mean, Rant?”

Mr. Kelvan asked me, tilting his head.

“That… When I punch down, the surrounding floor also shatters and collapses. So you can go down to the lower level. So… We must first throw Elsie, Noah, Kelvan, and the guild leader high so that the aftermath of destruction does not reach them.”

“Oh, come to think of it, Rant threw me back then too, right? Exactly… If he hadn’t thrown it up then, when Rant threw his fist out… It must have been blown away by the wind pressure.”

Noah nodded, shook his head up and down, and gave a supplementary explanation.

“It was like that. If that’s the case, I’ll throw it to you. Come on, let’s start quickly.”

“Heh heh heh! It must be fun to be thrown by Rant!”

The guild leader and Mr. Kelvan spread their arms and gestured to throw it at any time.

“Then… First, let’s start with Elsie and Noah. Elsie, Noah. I’ll throw it.”

“Yes Yes! Rant, please start!”

“Hee hee, I know this time in advance, so I want to enjoy this too!”

Like Kelvan and the guild leader, Elsie and Noah spread their arms and prepared.

“Then let’s begin!”

In order, I threw 4 people high up, in order of Elsie, Noah, Mr. Kelvan, and the guild leader.

Whii profit! Whii profit! Whii profit! Whii profit!

“Quaaaaa!”

“Yahooooo!”

“Ooooo!”

“Ohhhhh…”

When all four of them were in the air, I quickly twisted my body and clenched my fist with enough strength to destroy the dungeon at once, shouting as vigorously as I did back then and slamming my fist into the dungeon’s floor.

“Uhhhhh!!!”

Aaaaa!!!

The dungeon floor collapsed along with the surrounding area.