Chapter 87 – Chapter 87-Nickname

“Huh~♪”

Noah is looking at me with a very playful laugh.

This laugh is the one she used to make fun of Elsie.

Noah said, lightly punching my forearm.

“Ugh! Dungeon Crash!”

I said it, but I never said a strange technical name behind it.

I wanted to fiddle with my tail in return, but I held back because so many people were watching.

“Noah, don’t.”

“Hee hee~ I came up with a second nickname, Rant.”

“Gwa, are you okay, Rant?”

Elsie was worried about me.

She was once embarrassed by her nickname of a saint of conscience, so she must have been worried that I would be embarrassed or hate it too.

“It’s okay, Elsie. It’s a little cheesy.”

“Why? I think it’s pretty cool. Crash! Crash!”

Tuk tuk

“I never said that, Noah.”

“Hee hee, I just made it up. How about saying this when you punch forward? Wouldn’t the nickname also settle down well?”

“It’s a bit… To settle down like that. …”

“I thought it would be fun…”

If you want to make it say Crash Crash, you can say Crash by pulling its tail every time it stabs the cervix.

It’s about crashing Noah’s reason towards the climax.

It could be used as a signal to rush into beast sex.

“Let’s go get the dog tag quickly.”

“Oh, I did!”

We walked to the reception where Mr. Lenny was.

“Hello, Mr. Lenny.”

“Hello, Mr. Rant, Mr. Elsie, Mr. Noah.”

Noah raised her hand and smiled brightly.

“Miss Lenny! Dog tag, please, dog tag!”

“All right. Elsie-sama and Noah-sama’s dog tags are ready.”

Mr. Lenny took out a dog tag from a drawer and handed it to Elsie and Noah.

“Here you are, Elsie-sama, Noah-sama.”

“Wow!”

“Oh yeah!”

Elsie and Noah were excited as they each received dog tags.

“This has made me a real adventurer!”

“Hee hee hee! Hurry up and brag to the director!”

“Then let’s meet again in the evening.”

“Yes, Rant!”

“Yes! See you in the evening!”

Elsie and Noah smiled broadly and left the adventurer’s guild.

I’m sure Misha-san wants to brag to the director of her orphanage that she has reached D-rank as soon as possible.

… Shall I write a letter saying that I have become a C rank while sending money?

No, she earned more than 500 gold.

Of these, 100 gold is intended to be sent to her hometown.

Even 100 gold is a lot of money in our hometown.

To begin with, 100 gold in our humble village would be enough for more than 10 years unless you wereted it on gambling.

Rather, it would be inconvenient to take it in gold, so it would be better to exchange it for silver at a currency exchange.

It’s to the point where I think it’s better to run and bring it myself as the amount is the amount.

Fortunately, there is an inventory, so even if you exchange 100 gold for silver, you can carry enough.

I don’t think it would be bad to set up a day soon and stop by my hometown.

… Bundle.

Our humble village.

Villagers blinded by money.

However, it seems that they cannot overcome me with their strength, so the women use their bodies to provide sexual services to me and receive money.

The lady next door who is always frustrated (Setup), the bakery lady who is a bit uneasy about management (Setup), and the slightly tomboyish (true) childhood friends who teased me as a muscle pig.

The eyes turn into gold marks and seduce me!

However, due to my back teasing, the gold sign soon turns into a heart, and I will give you money regardless of the money, so I beg you to have sex with me!

I think I came up with a pretty good material.

By the way, let’s talk to Lenny about whether the muscle wagon can be operated.

“Mr. Lenny.”

“Yes, Rant. Rant-sama, are you planning to go to the dungeon alone today?”

He probably thought that since Elsie and Noah had gone out, I would go to the dungeon alone.

“Ah, I’m going to go to the dungeon. There is something I want to talk to you about.”

“What is it? Oh, maybe… If it’s a law to prevent the spread of nicknames, what can we do…”

“No, not that…”

Apparently, there are quite a few people like me who have been nicknamed and are looking for a receptionist to stop them.

I explained to Lenny about the muscle wagon I was going to operate.

From the 1st floor to the 2nd floor, from the 2nd floor to the 3rd floor, a transportation service that picks up people in a short time.

After hearing my words, Mr. Lenny thought it over and said.

“It won’t be impossible. But did you think about pricing or something?”

“I think 1st to 2nd floor is 10 silver, 2nd to 3rd floor is 5 silver.”

“Why? Are the 2nd to 3rd floors 5 silver?”

“Because slime is weak.”

The size of the space on the 1st and 2nd floors, or on all floors, will be similar.

Then, it was the level of danger of the monster that determined the price.

Beginner adventurers can get 5 silver per person per day with only goblins if they collect magic stones well through the quests given by the guild.

If you think about saving time to advance to the next floor and continencies, you should be able to afford to pay 10 silver.

“… Okay. Then I will set the price and write a guide to hang on the bulletin board.”

Mr. Leni nimbly took a piece of parchment out of the drawer, quickly wrote and stamped the contents, then took a thumbtack from the drawer and handed it to me together.

“Put this on the request board and wait.”

“Thank you, Lenny.”

“No. This is also one of our jobs. Oh, Mr. Rant.”

“Yes, Mr. Lenny.”

“You didn’t use Lei Ji Fang’s hide today.”

“Ah.”

Come to think of it, I didn’t take it out of my inventory when I was preparing.

“Will people gather better if I write?”

Mr. Lenny shook his head.

“No. Rather, I think there will be more people who want to request it if you stay as it is now. This is my personal opinion, but I think there will be adventurers who don’t want to approach it because they’re scared if they’re wearing Leijifang’s skin.”

It made sense.

It’s cool to think that it’s just used, but it seems difficult for beginner adventurers to approach a person wearing the leather of a special monster, Leijifang.

Going in a direction that doesn’t give a scary impression as much as possible will attract more people.

“Thanks for the advice, Mr. Lenny.”

“No. Rant, please do your best today.”

“Yes.”

Turning around, I walked to the request board.

As I approached, the adventurers who were looking at the request on the request board opened the way.

It was like the miracle of Moses.

What are you doing standing there awkwardly?

Then he turned around and sat down in one of the empty seats in the adventurer’s guild.

Now it’s just waiting for people to come to use the muscle wagon.

If it doesn’t come, let’s stop by the window.

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1 hour to wait.

No one came

What’s the matter?

No, I am well aware of the problem.

There were people who looked like new adventurers trying to talk to me while waiting for an hour.

But.

“Hey, can we try it?”

“No, you have to go directly to your skills.”

There were people who didn’t believe in their abilities.

“10 silver… Uhm, I’ll do it when I save some more money.”

There were people who didn’t do it because they didn’t have enough money.

“Let’s do that.”

“However… More, he’s called the Dungeon Crasher. Besides, he’s big… Scared.”

There were people who didn’t do it because they were scared because of my nickname and size.

The third case hurt me a little too.

Let’s get this heartache healed abundantly at Changgwan.

I’m sorry to Elsie, Noah and Tina…

It was a dream to visit Changgwan!

Men are dream-chasing creatures!

Instead, let’s prove that my energy doesn’t change even if I go to Changgwan.

… However, I feel that Elsie is going to cry, so I am a little stabbed in my heart.

The moment I closed my eyes and thought about it.

“Uh-huh. You must be a dungeon crasher.”

Along with the sound of walking toward me, I heard a woman’s voice calling for me.

Are you a guest!?

I opened my eyes and looked in the direction of the voice.

“!?”

The moment I saw the woman, I was in shock.

No, to be precise, I was shocked by the women’s attitude.

Her hair was pink and tied in twin tails that reached her shoulders.

The eyes were red, and the round eyes felt cute.

However, the overall impression is that it is cute but also has a sense of enchantment… Yes, it was mainly a goblin type impression with more emphasis on sexiness.

In other words, it feels like an idol that is both cute and sexy.

The body is also flat.

It wasn’t as voluptuous as Miranda’s, but she had large breasts, a narrow waist, and a firm buttocks comparable to Elsie’s.

The reason why she can describe her body her like this is because of her clothes her.

That is, it is because of the factor that I am in shock.

Her attire her was almost a swimsuit with a blue leotard.

The most similar thing is a leotard with a texture like a pilot suit that often appears in science fiction.

However, there was no shoulder part, and instead, a shoulder guard-like glove was connected with the forearm.

Since there was no shoulder part, the armpits were completely exposed, and the chest part had a hole on the top and bottom.

Through the upper and lower holes, the sternum and lower chest were visible.

Besides, it wasn’t just the chest that was punctured, it was the same in the waist.

Both sides of the waist, just below the chest, were also open, so the skinny waist was clearly visible.

The lower half of the leotard covered almost only the crotch, revealing the joint between the thigh and crotch.

Surprisingly, I was wearing a skirt, but there was no front part.

A light purple skirt connected with a belt almost as long as a short skirt seems to cover both thighs and probably the buttocks, but only the front part is missing.

And every time I walked, the short skirt fluttered, showing everything that was covered.

What is the meaning of the skirt?

It’s a short skirt, almost like something out of a manga, but it has no front part.

On her legs her, she wore white stockings that reached below the knee, and her shoes her were adventure boots.

To sum it up, a plump woman with the appearance of a cute idol goblin with a hint of sexiness was dressed in an extremely voluptuous outfit.

She was able to get a full erection right away without the use of restraint.

“You are…”

The woman said as she slung her cross spear over her shoulder, which she held in one hand.

“I am you. It’s called the Ninya of Thunder Spear. Rank B. Dungeon Crasher… Sorry, what was your name?”

“It’s Rant. Just call me Rant. I am C rank.”

“Okay. Hmm~ I thought it was a dungeon crasher, so I thought you had a scary face, but you have a pretty cute face, right?”

Niña leaned over her and smiled.

A hole in her upper chest she showed her voluptuous bosom.

Thank you!

As she looked closely, Mr. Niña’s ears her were pointed.

Could she be an elf?

To think that there is an elf in such a lewd outfit.

I’m really happy.

“You, a muscle wagon? You say you’re doing that? I want to use it too… Of course, I mean ‘alone’. How is it possible?”

Niña, who is forcing herself to be alone, is she being hunted by any chance?

“It doesn’t matter if there are more than 5 people. But, does Niña-san, who is ranked B, need to use the 1st to 3rd floors?”

“Oh, is there a limit on the number of floors? I didn’t see well.”

“Yes. The floors you can go to are from the 1st to the 3rd floor.”

“Yeah~?”

Mr. Niña straightened her up and put her left hand on her hip her.

“But according to rumors, you killed rookie killers on the 13th floor? Can’t we go to the 13th floor?”

“To be precise, you can only go from the 1st floor to the 3rd floor and the 13th floor. But I don’t intend to do the 13th to 14th floors.”

“Why?”

“There are some things that we haven’t decided on yet… More than anything, I want to go with my colleagues from the next floor.”

Of course, it can take you up to the stairs on the 13th floor.

However, I want to experience it for the first time with Elsie and Noah, so that the road to get there is also possible.

“Okay…”

Mr. Niña sat across from me, put down his spear his, and put his chin on his chin his.

“Then how about this? It’s okay to use your wagon… Would you like to have a makeshift party with me today? Join us on the Wolffang hunt. To be honest, I’d rather use a carriage… I am interested in you.”

It was also a dedication.

Hunting of a woman presumed to be an elf in a lewd outfit!

Of course, they are forming a temporary party together, but wouldn’t there be a lot of developments waiting for them during the hunt?

“If that’s the case… It’s okay. Ah, but would it be all right if we only served until lunch?”

“It’s okay. I have something to look at after lunch. Then it’s a temporary party. Good luck, Rant.”

“Thank you, Niña.”

Nina and I shook hands.

Niña’s hands were very soft.