Chapter 1 – 001 – The Unlucky Priest #1

001 – Priest of Misfortune # 1

“Defendant, the city of Royal Road and all 330,000 of its residents—guilty.”

Royal Road, the city of kings.

The city gates, which had not allowed any enemy invasion for 25 years, were forcibly opened today.

The group of cultists, whose power rapidly increased over the past five years, went berserk like a swarm of locusts and took over the capital.

As black smoke billowed everywhere and screams and sighs rose to the sky, someone suddenly appeared among a group of cultists wearing red cloaks.

“It’s boring. “I can’t believe the iron-walled Royal Road gate was so easily breached.”

Like the surrounding cultists, he was wearing a red robe, but his body lines were so flowing that they could not be hidden.

Probably a young woman.

The swirl-shaped mask symbolized a big figure who carried the name of “Deadly sin” Even within the cult.

“I don’t have time to deal with trivial things! Everyone moves quickly! If you hesitate even a little, Lass will crush your balls!”

Crunch, crackle-.

The masked woman unclenched her fists.

“We will continue to advance like this until we reach the palace’s treasure hall!”

The cultists had one purpose.

Occupation of the royal palace and treasure hall.

It was clear that if things continued like this, the royal palace with 400 years of history would fall into the hands of cultists.

Of course, there is hope even in pitch-black despair.

Someone appeared in front of the big man who was advancing quickly, crushing the knights’ plate armor with his bare hands.

“Let’s stop!”

Her long hair was red as fire and her armor gleamed silver. The woman screamed as the great sword thrust into her floor glowed.

“I can’t take even one step forward from now on!!!”

The excitement of a group of cultists who had been running wild without any fear cooled down, as if cold water had been poured on the woman’s actions.

The sentinel of the religious order, the former virgin Psyche.

She was a woman who was called the hope of a kingdom teeming with cults, treachery, and grief.

“The Great Sin Seat Ras.”

“Stupid Psyche.”

Psyche and Ras were polar opposites who had fought a bloody battle several times, and there had been no resolution until now.

When the two women’s lives clashed fiercely, everyone who was watching this situation thought the same thing.

Today, one of them will definitely die─.

However, contrary to everyone’s expectations, their match did not take place.

The group of cultists began to fall to her knees, parting like the sea in the Bible, and someone appeared along the red path.
He was a tall man wearing a mask with a red cross drawn on a black background.

“Russia… It’s Rust.”

“The Great Sin Throne has descended on two people… !”

Rust.

An unidentified monster called the living devil.

It was impossible to even determine the origin of the nicknames given to men, such as blasphemer, rapist, devourer of the earth, corruptor, devourer of virgins, plague, devil, etc.

All that is known for sure is that the book “Gwichukdo,” Which he is said to have written under the instigation of an evil spirit, became the bible of cultists and brought chaos to the world.

Such a man appeared here.

The ex-maid Psyche, who had always bravely faced off against cultists, also became very nervous at the appearance of Rust.

“… The devil’s rust.”

Psyche had been subjected to his “Sorcery” So many times that she almost wanted to turn around and run away. It was the same for Ras, a fellow cultist and great sinner.

“… Rust, that’s a lot of pressure. I almost got a little tired too. “Are you also excited because it’s the day our ‘Blood Crusade’ takes over the royal capital?”

Rust did not answer the question of Ras, the leader of the cult. He wasn’t even looking at Lass or Psyche.

All he is looking at is the palace’s treasure hall.

“There is something I want out there.”

Rust opened his heavy mouth, muttered a few words, and then walked away.

At that moment, Psyche, who came to her senses, shouted at Rust and swung her great sword.

“Rust! In the treasure hall, there are many tools that can bring harm to the world! It has to stop now! Stop! Stop!”

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Whoa! To be honest, I was really scared when Psyche’s great sword flew at my neck.

Fortunately, the cult leader Ras blocked the attack with his fist and saved his life.

Kaaaaang-!

“Rust! “I will take care of Psyche, so you go to the treasure hall!”

I didn’t want to answer what Lars was saying while wearing gauntlets.

My real name is not Rust from the Crusade or something, but Haido, a student returning from military service!

If I were to explain why I am going through this situation, I would have to talk about the novel contest held on the suspicious site “Evilpia” And the prize money of 100 million won—.

─Unfortunately, I didn’t have time right now.

It was clear that the cultist rebellion would soon be suppressed and all members of the “Bloody Crusade” Would be arrested and beheaded. In this world without human rights, cultists are either roasted or beheaded.

Tadadat-.

I ran through the burning palace and headed to the treasure hall. The reason I encouraged this reckless rebellion was in the treasure hall of the Royal Road Palace.

The palace treasure hall was usually guarded by more than 10 guards, but perhaps because I had bribed them earlier, the front door was empty now.

“Good!”

I was delighted.

I felt like the stress I had accumulated after being forced to act as a pseudo-act for five years was blown away.

Giik-.

As I opened the door to the treasure hall and entered, I saw a pile of brilliant gold bars and jewels. If I were a thief, I would naturally look at these treasures, but there was only one thing I wanted.

The King’s Three Secrets.

Among them, it is an item called the “Holy Grail.” This “Holy Grail” Was full of rumors and myths, but this is what I was interested in.

The Holy Grail saves the soul of its owner.

I wanted to be saved.

“My dream was actually to become a pastor of a pioneer church! Why am I becoming a cult!”

I was scheduled to return to school as a second-year seminary student, but as I struggled to survive in this barbaric and blasphemous world I suddenly found myself in, I ended up becoming a member of a cult.

It was really unfair.

I cried every day because I felt so wronged, and now I couldn’t even cry anymore!

If this continues, my soul will die and go to hell.

I was hoping for the salvation of my soul somehow.

“Is that it?”

As I was searching the treasure hall, I saw a vessel shining with gold.

It was as big as my head, so it was worthy of being called the “Holy Grail.”

How much effort have you put in over the past year to achieve this?

“… Salvation is mine!”

I smiled with joy and stretched out my hands for my salvation.

The moment when I finally grasped the Holy Grail─.

Whiooooo-.

I felt like everything I was being sucked into the Holy Grail.

“What━─!?”

Is this exactly how rats who fall into a washing machine feel?

But the pain was short-lived, and I started to feel better.

I felt like the filth of sin was being removed from my soul, and I was becoming clean.

It feels like I’m literally becoming a new person!

“Is this heaven?”

I was filled with emotion and shouted with gratitude.

At that time, the woman who was watching me was startled and screamed.

“Wow!”

Kwadang-.

The woman who got her ass kicked had her long blonde hair and was wearing a brown robe. There was a mole on the bridge of her nose like an aiming point, and she was a rather cute-looking beauty.
Who is it? What woman?

“Ouch… Suddenly a sound… Wow, my butt hurts.”

Sloshing.

Although she was covered by a shabby robe, her breasts were quite large.
Probably 75D.

It’s a very blessed size.

Is it perhaps an angel?

Have I really been saved and come to heaven?

“… “Are you out of your mind?”

Angel asked me, getting up from her seat and rubbing her butt.
Are you out of your mind?

I looked around.

This place was the paradise of saviors that I had always dreamed of, so it had an overly shady side.

Inside the room, which looked like an old cabin, there were stuffed rats and snakes and frogs in a solution.

There was a musty smell everywhere.

“Where am I?”

“This is Sodomy teacher Faltman’s house. Dr. Faltmann is a medical expert and is called “Bluebeard”… We rescued you from the collapse and provided first aid…”

At the woman’s words, something seemed to flash in my mind.

Sodomy’s “Bluebeard”.

It was a familiar name.

One day, I suffered a serious injury and was treated by a man named “Bluebeard.”

And the assistant’s name was Nicola.

I asked.

“Is your name Nicola?”

“My… “How did you know my name?”

“How do you know, you bitch!”

I grabbed Nicola’s chest with both hands.

A woman feels pain when her breasts are held tightly.

“Aaaaah!!!”

Nicola, who had been subjected to Rust’s 22nd hellish punishment, “Milk Jug,” Collapsed on the floor again, revealing her shallow nature.

“Hey, you crazy bastard!!! At best, I saved someone!!! Hey you crazy pervert!!!”

“Are you a pervert who goes crazy looking at people? You really can’t hide your true nature, wicked Nicola! When I think of all the hardships I suffered because of you guys—.”

In fact, the bastard named “Bluebeard” Who treated me a long time ago was a very bad bastard who performed unethical experiments on patients’ bodies and sold them as sacrifices to cultists when they were no longer useful!

And that assistant, “Nicolas, the wicked girl,” Was an all-world bitch who used her pretty face and 75D cups to lure men and then turned them into sticks. The D in 75D was the D in ‘Devil’!

Only later did I realize that I had been deceived by these people and sold as a sacrifice to a cult, and I was so angry that I even developed bald spots for a while!

I don’t know why those guys showed up in front of me again, but these bad guys need to be punished.

“Defendant Nicola, guilty! “Defendant Bluebeard Faltman, guilty!”

Clink! Clink!

I poured all the chemicals I could see on the floor and broke them.

And then he lit the floor with a candle burning nearby.

Howling!

“This is the spark of the Holy Spirit!”

Bluebeard’s hut, like a den of sin, caught fire in an instant, and I was able to escape with great relief.

The dawn breeze was very refreshing.

Then, my eyes saw a leather newspaper lying in front of Faltmann’s house.

Did it arrive today?

Or was it yesterday?

Looking at the date, it was June 6, 12th year of the Arud calendar.

12, 6, 6. It was a very shitty date.

But it was also an unforgettable day.

That was when I first opened my eyes in this unfamiliar world.

“Wait for a sec. Bluebeard and Nicola, who should have already been executed and died, are alive, and an old newspaper is lying on the floor as if it had just been delivered…”

Pajijik-.

A hypothesis popped into my head like lightning.

Have I returned to the past?

I wondered if a miracle where a person could return to the past was possible.

But there was something to point out.

“Holy Grail!”

I touched the Holy Grail.

To receive salvation!

It was like that.

It was clear that through the Holy Grail, I had returned to a time when I was pure, before I sinned, and before I became a cultist!

“Now I am a pure theologian who has not yet sinned!”

It was literally like being saved.

“In this life, I will become a faithful and pious priest!”

“Help me! Crazy pervert guy, light the fire—cough. Cough!”